  We construct a minimal model within the general class of Pyramid Schemes,
which is consistent with both supersymmetry breaking and electroweak symmetry
breaking. In order to do computations, we make unjustified approximations to
the low energy K\"ahler potential. The phenomenological viability of the
resultant mass spectrum is then examined and compared with current collider
limits. We show that, for certain regimes of parameters, the Pyramid Scheme can
accommodate the current collider mass constraints on physics beyond the
standard model with a tree-level light Higgs mass near 125 GeV. However, in
this regime the model exhibits a little hierarchy problem, and one must permit
fine-tunings that are generically 5%.
