  I present what might seem to be a local, deterministic model of the EPR-Bohm
experiment, inspired by recent work by Joy Christian, that appears at first
blush to be in tension with Bell-type theorems. I argue that the model
ultimately fails to do what a hidden variable theory needs to do, but that it
is interesting nonetheless because the way it fails helps clarify the scope and
generality of Bell-type theorems. I formulate and prove a minor proposition
that makes explicit how Bell-type theorems rule out models of the sort I
describe here.
