  We study bimodule quantum Riemannian geometries over the field $\Bbb F_2$ of
two elements as the extreme case of a finite-field adaptation of
noncommutative-geometric methods for physics. We classify all parallelisable
such geometries for coordinate algebras up to vector space dimension $n\le 3$,
finding a rich moduli of examples for $n=3$ and top form degree 2, including
many that are not flat. Their coordinate algebras are commutative but their
differentials are not. We also study the quantum Laplacian $\Delta=(\ ,\
)\nabla{\rm d}$ on our models and characterise when it has a massive
eigenvector.
