  We propose a renormalizable model with no fundamental scalars which breaks
itself in the manner of a "tumbling" gauge theory down to the standard model
with a top-quark condensate. Because of anomaly cancellation requirements, this
model contains two color sextet fermions (quixes), which are vector-like with
respect to the standard model gauge group. The model also has a large number of
pseudo-Nambu-Goldstone bosons, some of which can be light. The top-quark
condensate is responsible for breaking the electroweak gauge symmetry and gives
the top quark a large mass. We discuss the qualitative features and instructive
shortcomings of the model in its present form. We also show that this model can
be naturally embedded into an aesthetically pleasing model in which the
standard model fermion families appear symmetrically.
