  In this note, we show that a "Toy Conjecture" made by (Boyle, Ishai, Pass,
Wootters, 2017) is false, and propose a new one. Our attack does not falsify
the full ("non-toy") conjecture in that work, and it is our hope that this note
will help further the analysis of that conjecture. Independently, (Boyle,
Holmgren, Ma, Weiss, 2021) have obtained similar results.
