  We present an ultra-violet extension of the "simplest little Higgs" model.
The model marries the simplest little Higgs at low energies to two copies of
the "littlest Higgs'' at higher energies. The result is a weakly coupled theory
below 100 TeV with a naturally light Higgs. The higher cutoff suppresses the
contributions of strongly coupled dynamics to dangerous operators such as those
which induce flavor changing neutral currents and CP violation. We briefly
survey the distinctive phenomenology of the model.
