  We present a new solution to the electroweak hierarchy problem. We introduce
$N$ copies of the Standard Model with varying values of the Higgs mass
parameter. This generically yields a sector whose weak scale is parametrically
removed from the cutoff by a factor of $1/\sqrt{N}$. Ensuring that reheating
deposits a majority of the total energy density into this lightest sector
requires a modification of the standard cosmological history, providing a
powerful probe of the mechanism. Current and near-future experiments will
explore much of the natural parameter space. Furthermore, supersymmetric
completions which preserve grand unification predict superpartners with mass
below $m_W \times M_{\text{pl}} / M_{\text{GUT}} \sim 10$ TeV.
