  The field of heavy ion physics is at a crossroads in understanding
experimental signatures of collectivity in small collision systems, p + p and
p(d/3He) + A, at RHIC and the LHC. A wealth of data obtained in the latter
class of asymmetric systems indicate the existence of particle emission
patterns similar to those observed in larger A+A collisions [1], raising the
question of whether the same physics is at play in both cases, lest the cruelty
of nature be somehow exposed. In this talk, we present an extension of earlier
studies using the quasiparticle transport model AMPT to predict particle
emission patterns in the smallest of collision systems, namely p + p and e+e-.
The e+e- results have been previously published [2] and we thus focus here on
an extended set of calculations, as shown at the Quark Matter 2018 Conference.
