  We argue, physically and formally, that existing diffusive models of noise
yield inaccurate microscopic descriptions of nonequilibrium current
fluctuations. The theoretical shortfall becomes pronounced in quantum-confined
metallic systems, such as the two-dimensional electron gas. In such systems we
propose a simple experimental test of mesoscopic validity for diffusive
theory's central claim: the smooth crossover between Johnson-Nyquist and shot
noise.
