  We present a complete, viable model of gravity-mediated supersymmetry
breaking that is safe from all flavor constraints. The central new idea is to
employ a supersymmetry breaking sector without singlets, but with D-terms
comparable to F-terms, causing supersymmetry breaking to be dominantly
communicated through U(1)_R-symmetric operators. We construct a visible sector
that is an extension of the MSSM where an \emph{accidental} U(1)_R symmetry
emerges naturally. Gauginos acquire Dirac masses from gravity-mediated D-terms,
and tiny Majorana masses from anomaly-mediated contributions. Contributions to
soft breaking scalar (mass)^2 arise from flavor-arbitrary gravity-induced
F-terms plus one-loop finite flavor-blind contributions from Dirac gaugino
masses. Renormalization group evolution of the gluino causes it to naturally
increase nearly an order of magnitude larger than the squark masses. This
hierarchy, combined with an accidentially U(1)_R-symmetric visible sector,
nearly eliminates all flavor violation constraints on the model. If we also
freely tune couplings and phases within the modest range 0.1-1, while
maintaining nearly flavor-anarchic Planck-suppression contributions, we find
our model to be safe from Delta m_K, epsilon_K, and mu -> e lepton flavor
violation. Dangerous U(1)_R-violating K\"ahler operators in the Higgs sector
are eliminated through a new gauged U(1)_X symmetry that is spontaneously
broken with electroweak symmetry breaking. Kinetic mixing between U(1)_X and
U(1)_Y is present with loop-suppressed (but log-enhanced) size epsilon. The Z'
associated with this U(1)_X has very peculiar couplings -- it has order one
strength to Higgs doublets and approximately epsilon strength to hypercharge.
The Z' could be remarkably light and yet have escaped direct and indirect
detection.
