  New physics that exhibits irregular tracks such as kinks, intermittent hits
or decay in flight may easily be missed at hadron colliders. We demonstrate
this by studying viable models of light, O(10 GeV), colored particles that
decay predominantly inside the tracker. Such particles can be produced at
staggering rates, and yet may not be identified or even triggered on at the
LHC, unless specifically searched for. In addition, the models we study provide
an explanation for the original measurement of the anomalous charged track
distribution by CDF. The presence of irregular tracks in these models reconcile
that measurement with the subsequent reanalysis and the null results of ATLAS
and CMS. Our study clearly illustrates the need for a comprehensive study of
irregular tracks at the LHC.
