  We conjecture that there exists a scalar bound state for every pair of
fundamental fermions at a UV (`composite') scale, $\Lambda\gg v_{\text{weak}}$.
This implies a large number of universally coupled, sub-critical Higgs
doublets. All but the Standard Model Higgs are `dormant,' with large positive
squared masses and each receives a small vacuum expectation values via mixing
with the Standard Model Higgs. Universal couplings, modulo renormalization
group running effects, flips the flavor problem into the masses and mixings of
the Higgs system. Doublets associated with heavy fermion masses, $b,c, \tau$
likely lie in the multi-TeV range, but may be observable at the current LHC, or
a high-luminosity and/or an energy-upgraded LHC. In the lepton sector we are
lead to a Higgs seesaw for neutrino masses, and corollary processes of
observable flavor violation. The observation of the first sequential doublet
coupled to $\bar{b}b$ with masses $\lesssim 3.5$ TeV would lend credence to the
hypothesis.
