  We propose a simple clockwork model of flavor which successfully generates
the Standard Model flavor hierarchies from random order-one couplings. With
very few parameters we achieve distributions of models in excellent agreement
with observation. We explain in some detail the interpretation of our mechanism
as random localization of zero modes in theory space. The scale of the
vectorlike fermions is mostly constrained by lepton flavor violation with
secondary constraints arising from rare meson decays.
