  The puzzling "strange metal" phase of the high Tc cuprate phase diagram
reveals itself as closer to a Fermi liquid than previously supposed: it is a
consequence of Gutzwiller projection and does not necessarily require exotica
such as an RVB or mysterious quantum critical points. There is a Fermi
liquid-like excitation spectrum but the excitations are asymmetric between
electrons and holes, show anomalous forward scattering and have Z equal to 0.
We explain the power law dependence of conductivity on frequency and predict
anomalies in the tunneling and photoemission spectra.
