  We evaluate the one and two loop contributions to the expectation values of
two coincident and gauge invariant scalar bilinears in the theory of massless,
minimally coupled scalar quantum electrodynamics on a locally de Sitter
background. One of these bilinears is the product of two covariantly
differentiated scalars, the other is the product of two undifferentiated
scalars. The computations are done using dimensional regularization and the
Schwinger-Keldysh formalism. Our results are in perfect agreement with the
stochastic predictions at this order.
