  In previous work, we identified an anomalous number of events in the LHC
jets+MET searches characterized by low jet multiplicity and low-to-moderate
transverse energy variables. Here, we update this analysis with results from a
new ATLAS search in the monojet channel which also shows a consistent excess.
As before, we find that this "monojet excess" is well-described by the resonant
production of a heavy colored state decaying to a quark and a massive invisible
particle. In the combined ATLAS and CMS data, we now find a local (global)
preference of 3.3$\sigma$ (2.5$\sigma$) for the new physics model over the
Standard Model-only hypothesis. As the signal regions containing the excess are
systematics-limited, we consider additional cuts to enhance the
signal-to-background ratio. We show that binning finer in $H_T$ and requiring
the jets to be more central can increase $S/B$ by a factor of ${\sim} 1.5$.
