  We propose a simple model of split supersymmetry from gauge mediation. This
model features gauginos that are parametrically a loop factor lighter than
scalars, accommodates a Higgs boson mass of 125 GeV, and incorporates a simple
solution to the $\mu-b_\mu$ problem. The gaugino mass suppression can be
understood as resulting from collective symmetry breaking. Imposing collider
bounds on $\mu$ and requiring viable electroweak symmetry breaking implies
small $a$-terms and small $\tan \beta$ -- the stop mass ranges from $10^5$ to
$10^8 \mbox{ GeV}$. In contrast with models with anomaly + gravity mediation
(which also predict a one-loop loop suppression for gaugino masses), our gauge
mediated scenario predicts aligned squark masses and a gravitino LSP. Gluinos,
electroweakinos and Higgsinos can be accessible at the LHC and/or future
colliders for a wide region of the allowed parameter space.
