  Contemporary research programs in fundamental physics appear to suggest that
there could be two (physical) times---or none at all. This essay articulates
these possibilities in the context of quantum gravity, and in particular of
cosmological models developed in an approach called `loop quantum gravity', and
explains how they could nevertheless underwrite our manifestly temporal world.
A proper interpretation of these models requires a negotiation of an atemporal
and a temporal sense of the emergence of (space)time.
