  We propose a reformulation of quantum field theory (QFT) as a relativistic
statistical field theory. This rewriting embeds a collapse model within an
interacting QFT and thus provides a possible solution to the measurement
problem. Additionally, it relaxes structural constraints on standard QFTs and
hence might open the way to future mathematically rigorous constructions as
well as new numerical methods. Finally, because it shows that collapse models
can be hidden within QFTs, this article calls for a reconsideration of the
dynamical program, as a possible underpinning rather than as a modification of
quantum theory.
