  If the lighter stop eigenstate decays directly to two jets via baryonic
R-parity violation, it could have escaped existing LHC and Tevatron searches in
four-jet events, even for masses as small as 100 GeV. In order to recover
sensitivity in the face of increasingly harsh trigger requirements at the LHC,
we propose a search for stop pairs in the highly-boosted regime, using the
approaches of jet substructure. We demonstrate that the four-jet triggers can
be completely bypassed by using inclusive jet-H_T triggers, and that the
resulting QCD continuum background can be processed by substructure methods
into a featureless spectrum suitable for a data-driven bump-hunt down to 100
GeV. We estimate that the LHC 8 TeV run is sensitive to 100 GeV stops with
decays of any flavor at better than 5-sigma level, and could place exclusions
up to 300 GeV or higher. Assuming Minimal Flavor Violation and running a
b-tagged analysis, exclusion reach may extend up to nearly 400 GeV.
Longer-term, the 14 TeV LHC at 300/fb could extend these mass limits by a
factor of two, while continuing to improve sensitivity in the 100 GeV region.
