  We perform a classification of all potential supersymmetric $R$-parity
violating signatures at the LHC to address the question: are existing bounds on
supersymmetric models robust, or are there still signatures not covered by
existing searches, allowing LHC-scale supersymmetry to be hiding? We analyze
all possible scenarios with one dominant RPV trilinear coupling at a time,
allowing for arbitrary LSPs and mass spectra. We consider direct production of
the LSP, as well as production via gauge-cascades, and find 6 different
experimental signatures for the $LL\bar E$-case, 6 for the $LQ\bar D$-case, and
5 for the $\bar U\bar D\bar D$-case; together these provide complete coverage
of the RPV-MSSM landscape. This set of signatures is confronted with the
existing searches by \texttt{ATLAS} and \texttt{CMS}. We find all signatures
have been covered at the LHC, although not at the sensitivity level needed to
probe the direct production of all LSP types. For the case of a dominant
$LL\bar E$-operator, we use \texttt{CheckMATE} to quantify the current lower
bounds on the supersymmetric masses and find the limits to be comparable to or
better than the $R$-parity conserving case. Our treatment can be easily
extended to scenarios with more than one non-zero RPV coupling.
