  We revisit our 2013 claim [arXiv:1303.7476] that the Universe is the result
of a conspiratorial plot, and find that it cannot be trusted, because even the
belief in this conspiracy likely results from a conspiracy. On the basis of
mathematical beauty, the final results of the Planck mission, the exploration
of the dark sector by means of occult rituals and symbols, and a powerful new
philosophical approach to physics, we demonstrate here that not only the
existence of our Universe but the whole concept of reality has to be rejected
as obsolete and generally misleading. By introducing the new concept of the
"anthropogenic principle", we eventually illuminate the darkest corners of the
conspiracy behind the conspiracy and briefly discuss some important
implications regarding the survival of wo*mankind.
