  For any dimension $n>1$, we construct a branched minimal immersion $\psi_n$
from a closed Riemann surface $\Sigma_n$ to the round $n$-sphere of radius
$\sqrt{8}$, such that if $\Sigma_n$ is endowed with the pullback metric and if
$K$ is its Gaussian curvature, then $\Sigma_n$ is almost hyperbolic in the
sense that $$\lim_{n\to \infty}
\frac{1}{\mathrm{Area}(\Sigma_n)}\int_{\Sigma_n} |K+1|=0$$ and $\Sigma_n$
Benjamini-Schramm converges to the hyperbolic plane. Our proof is based on a
connection between minimal surface theory and random matrix theory. The maps
$\psi_n$ are obtained by applying the spherical Plateau problem to random
unitary representations $\rho_N$ of the free group $F_2$.
