  We prove that the category of ``vector bundles on the absolute
Fargues--Fontaine curve'' (more precisely the category of sections over some
discrete algebraically closed field of the $v$-stack $\mathrm{Bun}_\mathrm{FF}$
of vector bundles on the Fargues--Fontaine curve) is canonically equivalent to
the category of isocrystals. We deduce a similar result for ``$G$-bundles on
the absolute Fargues--Fontaine curve'' for some reductive group $G$ as well as
for sections of $\mathrm{Bun}_\mathrm{FF}$ over classifying stacks for locally
profinite groups.
