- Well, we did it, Ames.
We made
the world's hottest baby.
- Say cute, Jake,
- Nope.
This kid is liquid fire.
- [chuckles]
- Crazy to think that
in just 17 short years
he's gonna be 6'7"
and the number one draft pick
for the Knicks.
- Aw, and that he's gonna
pass up that opportunity
to pursue his true passion--
library sciences.
- Well the important thing is,
we'll support him
no matter what.
- Hmm.
- Even if he's
a huge, huge, nerd.
- Especially then.
- [sighs]
Are we gonna be okay at this?
I mean, this entire day
felt like a warning
from the universe.
I almost missed the birth,
we had our baby
at the precinct,
a firefighter
touched our child.
- You washed him off?
- Yeah, but I'll always know.
- Babe, we talked about this.
Everyone balances
work and kids.
- Yeah, but everyone's
not a cop.
- True, but...
when our son wants to hear
about the day he was born,
we get to tell him that his dad
helped a bunch of people
and foiled a bank robbery.
- Guess that was kind of cool.
- [laughs]
- And his mom managed
a city-wide emergency
while actually giving birth.
- [sighs]
I'm proud for our son
to have you as a dad.
- Me too.
For you to be the mom.
I wasn't just agreeing with the
nice thing you said about me.
- I love you.
- Love you too.
- Oh, my God, he's beautiful.
Oh, Jake, he's got your face.
- Charles, meet Mac.
- Short for McClane.
- As in Shirley?
I love it.
- No, as in John,
from "Die Hard."
- I mean,
they're both incredibly cool.
Only one Oscar winner.
- Thanks for getting Jake
there in time.
- Oh, don't thank me.
The real hero is Lieutenant
Peanut Butter.
- No, it was all you, Charles.
Or should I say...
Uncle Charles.
- Chee-Chee.
- Don't ruin this moment
for yourself.
- Uncle Charles it is.
- How's he doing?
- He's perfect.
I see you changed.
- Oh yeah.
That other outfit had a lot
of afterbirth on it.
Also during-birth
and pre-birth.
The point is I burned it.
- Thanks for staying
by my side.
I know it wasn't easy for you.
- It was worth it.
I'm Auntie Ro-Ro.
- She gets to be Ro-Ro?
Incredible.
I've thrown seven years
away for this.
- Captain, Lieutenant,
the dance was great,
and it really helped,
thank you.
- Dance? What dance?
- She doesn't know
what she's talking about.
Mommy brain much?
- Captain Holt and I did
a hip-hop dance routine.
- Oh.
I see.
You know what?
I don't even care
that I missed it,
because right now,
I am holding my son,
and there's nothing
more important
in the world than that.
- I have a video,
if you wanna see it.
- Amy, hold this baby.
Rosa, give me that phone.
Give me that phone.
Everyone wash your hands.
