Sonic Zombie
Doom Ship!
the movie Mm-Hmm
So we start off on the ocean of the ocean?
And on the Horizon our heroes arrive riding in Sonic's Brand-new Sea hummer
isn't it awesome i love it aw
No
Anyway, so sonic is driving the gang along, and they've been out of the ocean for so long. They're getting tired man
We've been out here for so long. I'm getting tired
Yeah, man, that island was nice
Maybe we could live down there if somebody didn't screw with the natives a man. Hey man she wanted me to take her virginity, okay?
She's going to give me a taco  for it
Well, I'm more concerned about the fact that we are going to eventually run out of gas
Sonic are you sure we're going to be okay?
Hey, don't worry about it guys hummers are the most fuel-efficient vehicles ever especially compared to like um a semi truck or a leaky lawnmower
And then they ran out of gas
Oh no we ran out of gas.Oh what we gonna do were stuck out here
Hey Sonic
Sonic get off my d(1$)k
Yeah, man. We're stuck out here now
Yeah, I don't know if I could do this anymore like I'm getting a little claustrophobic. I'm getting Cabin fever somebody do something
I'm gonna die
Rouge calm your tits, we're going to be a-oK
Everyone just relax and be calm.
Man, it's wet out here
So they waited for nothing because there's no gas out there
hooba-Dooba uh no no yeah. I'm kind of a douchebag BmW
Me precious taco
Chipotle
oh uh i wasn't doing anything so uh what was that noise (chuckles)
It was an amazing ship.
yo, man, that's a big motherfu$%in boat. actually knuckles its a ship. Don't correct me motherfu$%er
Hey you down there pull up your little car into the side of the ship we'll help you out
That's right. Steady steady
Well ahoy you landlubbers
I'm glad to see that you're all okay must have been heck to try to be out there in the middle of the Ocean
Oh my goodness. Yes, what where are we?
Welcome aboard the SS Ikea. I am captain vector. Here is my little ship crew. Charmy the bee
(incomprehensible gibberish)
And of course my first mate Espio. Hello everybody and welcome to our humble little ship
oooh oh hey oooh
oh that,that, that horn!
Oh mama hey hey hey! Excuse me
But you supposed to only zoom in my face
Captain everything is in order the hummer is secured under the ship very good
Let's have a feast for our new guests, whoo-hoo. I
Hope you're all hungry. I'm preparing this special swedish meatballs. It's a real delicious dessert
What about you guys? What is your story?
Well it takes about six videos to tell it
But basically I grabbed the bats boobs and turned to a horn hog and raped everybody it was awesome
Yeah, that must have been very terrifying for you
uuuh Yeah, it was
it was uh exciting
Yeah, it was exciting yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah
Well, what about you? What's the story with this ship?
Where the ship was delivering to ikea and the zombies happened and well we kinda gave up, but the ship is still intact
Yeah, you think this big ship could carry all of my Mexican family?
i mean uh nevermind going to take a nap now
(so much fricken gibberish)
Excellent work charmy good job. I can't wait to eat these meatballs and  yeah oh oh oh rouges boobs ooooh
ALL RIGHT FOOD
(wtf is she a PIG?!?!)
hey do you think we can like live here
You guys are more than welcome to stay there's plenty of room and lots to eat. You mean like stay here forever
Yeah, I definitely think I could do that. Well. It looks like all of our problems are gone. We have a home
but they Didn't know it, but trouble was definitely coming there he is
It was doctor ol fat fat fat fat fat fat f!@k haha
Im finally, I'm going to be able to stop them and I'm going to kill them
Who is your daddy? And what does he do get out? Oh?
Well these are your saferooms? They should be comfortable plenty of room aw no ah gliches oh
I hope you'll find it very comfortable pick any room you like yes this should do finely all of us
You're going to fit all six of you into this tiny room
No, silly not for the gringos for me and my tacos okay, everybody get some sleep
We have to go to Home Depot tomorrow
Well, I hope you all find it comfortable if you need me I'll be up on the deck take care
Meanwhile Knuckles was pondering his new sexuality
Hmm
What's wrong with me man, and why do I want this horn? This is just silly, I don't want that horn
What am I talking about?
But you know, what would be wrong with being a little fruity
Knuckles, you are not fruity you is a man. You's a big strong man
No, what am I gonna do?
oh hello knuckles I did not see you. How are you doing today? Is everything okay?
Yeah, yeah, everything's fine. Hey, nothing wrong here
Well, you know if you're still hungry? I could always microwave you some more of those swedish meatballs
I mean, they are pretty good, but you know hey. I don't know maybe you just haven't eaten
knuckles, knuckles
Hmm. Oh no, man. I'm good. I'm not really hungry. I didn't eat anything meatballs anyway. No, thank you
Well if you need me, I will be around take care.
Man, I want that horn more than ever
What's wrong with you knuckles somthin wrong with you man, oh?
I'm just so confused
No, you don't like that stuff. No, that's wrong
Wait a second. Why would it be wrong? What's wrong with giving in to temptation?
No knuckles. You like titties. You like titties knuckles. Oh
Man, I don't know what I like anymore. I just want that horn. Oh, I'm so confused
Goodness my goodness, I think im in love
Yeah, I think so, huh, it's kind of silly not
sure
goodness my gracious
i Really want that horn yeah I just
want to sit on
his head
Goodness my whatness. I can't control myself
i just want(x2)
to sit on his i just want
to sit upon... that lovely horn yeah
i just want to
be...in love
Lonely
So lonely I just want to hold him
snuggle and play and make sweet sweet love
now i see what
i Must go and do
i must go and confess my love to him
My only wish is that he will say that he loves me to
i Don't know  yo man
And maybe I can sit on his hheeeeaaaaad
goodness My goodness. I've never felt this way before
I'm in love now
i hope that
he loves me he
Wants me he'll offer to stick it in my butt
but only
if he Loves me to
baby, oh
maybe I must go and find him and find out if
loves me as well
but I do but I do, I also love you very much
I'd love to stick it right in your
buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuttt
If you love me, you should have just told me come on
Let me go and take you to the bedroom and show you what the horn works. Oh, yeah
Well knuckles and Espio went off to go have hot gay sex
Took up four parking spots with my hummer. Yeah, i smoke cigarettes even though we have passengers in the car
I've got to (blank)
oh man i got to go poop
Sonic: Oh get out of they way
Shadow: No Sonic i was here first
Sonic: No i was here first,hey im the douche bag i get to go first
no Sonic get out of the way yeah
get out of my way i got to go pooopyyyyyyyyyy
Who's ever in that bathroom better get out i got to poop
Amy is in there i been waiting i got to poop so bad
Only at your Poopy Hut eh yeah isn't poop a funny word its my favorite word
oh get out of the way i got to lay an enchilada in the toilet now
Amy you better get out of there i really got to go
(muffled) No im not coming out
I think it was those swedish meatboalls
oh this would never had happened if we just had tacos
what are you (blank) kidding me you never had Taco Bell before?
Taco Bell does not serve tacos they serve dog food
(so much (blank)ing gibberish)
aoh tacos i love tacos i think i am gonna have one of these tacos well here we go uh oh what uuh
(OOOOOOhHHH FU$K!! WHAT THE (blank) IS HAPPENING!!! RRRRAAAAAPPPPPEEE!!!)
(HOLY SH!T EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA NOW I GOT TO (BLANK)
Now I feel much better (YEAH NO (bland)
Hold still clone im almost over the side
We have made it clone, and we are now on the ship. It's going to be fabulous
I want to be on the boat
Shh, we have to be quiet clone
The only reason why I kept you is because everybody who watches these videos likes you so much, so be careful to
Shh, oh, I've never be on such a big boat. Oh, but daddy. What about all the clones down there?
There are no concern of yours their usefulness is gone
now shussh, we have to find the Captain and take him out
But what Eggman didn't know is that the clones  started to sink into the bottom of the
Ocean and that's a plot point. That's gonna come up very soon.
Oh. Come on man. Come out.
no i am embarrassed i dont want to come out
Come on. I'm sure you look fine man. Okay, but only because I love you so much
Well big boy, what do you think can you handle me yo man that is so racist? I love it man
You better get in this bed right now mother(blank)er
(FLUFFING SOUNDS) Shrek: YOU GO AND MAKE SWEET SWEET LOVE DONKEY!!!
and so the ship sailed on and
Everybody was having a good time. Well except for everybody with diarrhea. Oh
Ho yo, ho we this life for me we eats meatballs
We poop everywhere drink up me hearties a hinga Dinga Dergen. Oh. Yeah, you are under arrest
The chopper I did it daddy. I did exactly what you wanted good jab clone now
We must hey hey, we must put pink
And Robotnik released the anchor and it sank to the abyss where all the dead clones were
And those dead clones had tracked an army up seize
Those zombies have been tracking sonic and cold for a while
And now they finally have a way to get up on top of the ship
oh
Man that was one rough poopy. I think there were some corn in there
I remember eating that wow you guys don't know nothin you can't even drink the water in Mexico without that happening
Yeah, it was a good thing you had some imodium Sonic
Well when your diet is Starbucks and chipotle and greasy pizza hut you tend to get the sheets
Somebody's in trouble plunder the way you could say excuse me next time fuck who's in trouble out here
Every video you show up. Now, you killed the be not to be
Be is there anything we can get you?
Well, I've tried them gay. I've tried your instincts. No. I'm just gonna say it you're not sleeping with you ooba-dooba
Shadow why do you think there are zombies they out here?
I don't know. We're in the middle of the ocean why on Earth would there be Tommy's
well these videos sonic zombies and sometimes monsters and a lot of sex
We have to find captain crocodile and get out of here. Let's go. Oh
that
Was very good was it good for you?
It was amazing man. The n-Double-A-Cp is gonna. Have a fit. I don't ever want to move from this spot
Well, you're going to have to sweetie. I have to tinkle and maybe I'll get us a snack
Yo, man, I like collard greens. I hope you got some ham
hoo, ha no zombie
Baby, okay, everybody come down here and say that's so
Lease pick me back and now I am hip twixtor
Extract your revenge on my shotgun, ha ha oh, no. It is jammed from shooting off zombies
Sam B's there are no zambese, but now there will be because this is rocket is going to turn all of you into Sandy's
Yeah, me too. Is it Daddy so smart oh, shut up clone?
But eggman look right behind you there's a zombie. Oh, no, that's - Ms. Going to me
down oh zombies
Decision I am now on your side, please don't let them bite
Okay, everybody. What was the way we were going. Thank you fat man for leading the zombies here
Okay, let's go this way instead. Oh, no, no like a frame rate not the frame rate. Oh, oh
Knuckles. Oh thank goodness. I have found you everybody nervous isn't here. I mean hey wait a second
What are you doing in this bedroom? Oh?
Nothing something's wrong. There are something here
nothing
Well there are zombies out here knuckles, and we've got to go
Zombies how their mother just get here, okay? Well let's go find that spirit. Hey, what's this family new name?
Help help me. I'm trapped in my own shape. I been tighter by a fat egg main
Help me help help help I care
oh
No, help me help. I don't manage to be turned into Sandy
I'm coming
Crocodiles, oh
No pocket. I am I am here to save you oh
Thank goodness. You saved my life
Yo, man. Do you know what Spo is no?
I haven't seen him he could be still in the ship hopefully a zombie hasn't got him
Oh, no, man listen sonic you guys go on ahead. I'll catch up. I gotta find Spo
Come on. Everybody this way. This is the right way through the hammer. Oh
No more zombies. This is not good. Oh
Let me care about only thing life you care about but Sonic don't you care about me no?
I don't want to be beaten by say me. I don't want good guys. Oh
Don't cry daddy it make me sad when you cry. I'll tell you what daddy; What if I went and kill the zombies for you?
Come on, Everybody! Watch as I perform The Schwarzenegger!!!
kill me NOW (chuckles) *Prepares to make zombie Swiss cheese *
Come to me!
Come kill me! I'm right here
do it!
Come to daddy with the machine gun <3
Ohh the zawmbies were being defeated by CreAM,
They were falling at the side of the ship!
*victory screech*
You're all mine now! I did it! IT"S NOT A TUMOR!!!!!
Good job rabbit I can't believe you. Did that yes, you want a very good clem
You know you think that with all that power she wouldn't be able to kill us up on the space station
Don't give me ideas. Well. Let's get the heck out of here, but suddenly
oh
No, not another giant Monster
Like I said earlier giant monsters and a lot of sex sometimes hobbies well
I guess I better go take care of it like I always do be right back
Hey, you big C thing with the tentacles look come look at me
Hey, you know what actually you're a lot uglier than most of these big Monsters. Oh
Yeah, well to you to fight
How is it coming along down there sanic? I would come down a little faster if you shut up
I
Kind of like it without my permission
Yo
Yo, Spo, man. Where are you? Oh man? I can't find him
Spo, watch out the zombie somewhere Spo
Spo you in there seo Spo you in here nah close
You Spo, no yo spo, you okay man
beat me
You beat you oh, no doesn't that mean some bad's gonna happen. I got bit. I think what happened again. Oh
No, we can't let that happen to you. Come on. We gonna fix you up we gonna let you die man. Come on
Don't make me come on Daddy be a man
Those jerks take care of their own problems
You know what's in your sonic ever since you started working at Pizza hut you have becoming unlikable jerk
You need to snap out of it
Tails you know what I think you're right
Ever since I started working at Pizza hut I had become an unlikable douchebag come on tails. Let's do an old-school style. Hey you
like a taste of me and maybe the fox oh
No, they monster right sonic and tails
Workout back to being a douchebag oh
I only wish I could have one more pack. Oh well if you want still got some of those really bad meatballs
No, please
oh
Hello, Beastie
Good job sonic you defeated the monster almost totally tales ideas and actions. I'll double it take the credit for it. Oh
No, the ships alarms have gone off that means that the ship is sinking
We have less than 15 minutes until the ship is completely
underwater
We're in trouble
fix the ship though unfortunately
The screws that came with the ship don't have the proper screwdriver
Ikea is so cheap
Yeah, just like the people who steal or ripoff these videos
You're going to have to get out of here, but we don't have a lifeboat. I'm afraid we sunk
The Ship was Rapidly sinking
Well um that was certainly um best I guess
well
Listen um I'm going please don't call me bye. Oh
Come on. I was like totally not ready for this oh
man worst tentacle ever
Come on this feel. We're almost there. Hey
What does that allow me mean think the ship is sinking?
Doctor Feel
Don't worry. We will I promise come on
so fast hey
Hey, hey, I found you it's about time
Sonic what in the heck is going on here. Well the ship is sinking and hey. Hey is it a bed
Hey, maybe you wanna whoo bam. I do but before we get out of here
Sonic if a giant tentacle couldn't satisfy me neither. Can you're a little tiny thing
She's such a prude hey, wait up
okay, we're here at feel sonic it's not like we're here and uh
No looks like the deck is flooded they left
Don't worry. We're sitting it away. Come on. We have to find Captain vector
Hey guys found rouge, and I am guessing knuckles is on his own. Oh good job
Finally rouge tails said you know they way to get out of here. Hey wait a second
I don't know how to get out of here. No no
No, I didn't say she knows the way
I said that she has the way to get out of here, Senora Rouge would you please bend over for me?
Bend over. What is with all of you first him and now you tails you're all perverts
Hey, I am not a pervert, okay, I?
Just want to do you that's all
but Senor a rouge it is the only way to save our lives if not for me do it for
My tacos I beg of you
Tails the can't say no to you
Okay, darling. I'll do it. Now. Do it fast because I don't want everybody looking
Okay, you stand still Senora rouge. I still don't know what this has to do with me, but whoa?
I got it. I put it there for safekeeping
now let's really get up, and you know what this was the actual boat that I floated into this country and
What the heck was the boat dude am I?
Okay, everybody we have got to go the ship is sinking fast
Wait a second sanic. I'm not going with you
It is a captain's honor to go down with the ship, but you all go escape be free
Uh-uh really don't care, but okay. Thanks a lot crock dude
Rock Adele Dundee, oh
Well, hi guys good luck in your future endeavors. Oh wow but before we go
Never make those meatballs again
They sucked and gave me poopy
Hey, if your journey be graceful my friends goodbye
Eggman you're too fat for this thing
It should be this way let's go. Oh no the compartment is flooded. Come on, man. Let's keep going
This is bad. I agree Mm-Hmm. Dooba
The Ship was almost completely underwater
Farewell and adieu to you fair swedish ladies
Farewell and adieu you ladies in ikea
Captain, oh thank goodness captain that you were here. Yo, man. We gotta help Spo. He's hurt we need your help
I'm sorry Spo. I'm afraid there's nothing I can do sanic and his friends have already left
Maybe you can try to catch them. I failed as a captain I failed I care
I am sorry. I cannot help you
No part of it captain, please get your senses Espio. Leave it is Captain's orders aye
Aye captain good luck come on. We Gotta find Sonic
We're almost there, baby. Oh what you know
Monster we're almost done sonic yo sonic man. Oh, no. He's all alone out here
Just hang on s be hanging on for dear life
Stay on this ship as long as you can I promise. I love you. Please don't leave. I ain't going nowhere
Let's peel Sp. I found it. Oh I found it all we gonna be okay
Espio get up here this view it's bill hey man
It's you
Hey, Spo, man, we go
Let's feel what you're doing. It's been what you doing face onto me
Know as the oh you was so crazy
Always feel I can
Never let go man. I'll never let go my the girl. That's bo
There there you have a heart will go on Donkey
Well, it looks like Senor knuckles is gone. Yeah, but he was kind of a jerk anyway
oh
Hold on big fella hold on one thing now. Whoo hey guys I'm back. Oh
Cool. You're not a ride dolphins. No one knows you wanted me to do something. I don't want to talk about it though
Well, it looks like everything's back to normal ooba-Dooba
