- B-b-b-baby. (clicks tongue)
(Alayna laughs)
If you know, you know.
(playful music)
Hey, guys!
(coughs) How's everybody doing today?
I hope that I don't have crap in my teeth.
Sorry, this is a mirror.
It's hard enough to not look
at yourself in the viewfinder,
nevermind having also a mirror here.
Two out of the three places
that I could look are my own face.
Okay, welcome to this video.
I'm gonna put this like this.
For this week's video, I
thought wouldn't it be fun,
wouldn't it be grand,
if I tried to transform
myself into an e-girl?
For any of you who don't
know what an e-girl is,
it's here.
Here are some definitions.
It's kind of like a new-age emo, (laughs)
like scene kids.
The big, bold makeup, the colorful hair.
It's like the new version of that.
No more emo, no more scene kids.
Now it's like e-kids. (laughs)
Wow, that feeling when you're old enough
for a trend that was popular
while you were in high school
to come back as a trend
but with a new twist.
So I've spent my entire morning
watching e-girl tutorials
to see how they get the look,
and I'm gonna try to
recreate it on my own face,
my own 27-year-old face.
I'm excited about this
because playing with makeup,
it's fun, it's harmless, it washes off,
and I'm really curious to see
how some of these techniques (laughs)
end up looking on my face.
I also wouldn't say I have
your typical e-girl canvas, (laughs)
but we're gonna see what we can do.
Let's get into this e-girl beauty routine.
The first step of my grooming routine,
which I've already done, is shaving.
And what's my favorite brand
of shaving products, you ask?
Dollar Shave Club.
(test tone beeps)
I am so excited
to be working with Dollar
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They're a company that I love
and I'm happy to support,
and they always offer a
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If you use my link,
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it's also the top link in
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And in that set, you not only
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Oh my God, I can't get over
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But you get the Dr. Carver's Prep Scrub,
their Shave Butter, and
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These one-ounce sizes
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Not that you would, because
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Oh my God, I can't get over
how good it smells in this box!
(inhales) That's what she said. (laughs)
(test tone beeps)
Okay, the mirror's back,
which means we mean business.
Ah, cat ears.
That's kind of e-girl.
I'm doing it already. (laughs)
Also, I don't know why
I'm using that voice
as like my e-girl voice.
They don't talk like that.
They talk like normal human beings.
As far as I can tell, the base layer,
like the skin layer of an
e-girl look isn't any different
than any other look.
Except I should probably like
amp everything up a notch.
I mean, let's go all in.
We're playing with makeup today.
Why not see what happens
if we take things just a
little bit too far? (laughs)
That's my new goal for this video.
My new resolution:
Take every step one step too far. (laughs)
I have that TikTok sound in my head.
B-b-b-baby. (clicks tongue)
Here, boy! (hums) (laughs)
I don't know the actual words because,
and I know this might come
as a surprise to many of you,
I'm not an actual e-girl.
(people booing)
At least not yet.
Gonna set under the eyes
'cause there's gonna be
product going there later,
and by product, I mean blush.
There's gonna be blush
going under my eyes later.
The eyebrows are pretty
close to the eyebrows
that I already have.
They're squared off in
the front and then they.
And no, I'm not gonna shave off the tails.
I'm not Jenna Marbles.
I wish.
We all wish.
We all wish you were
Jenna Marbles, Alayna.
But if I was gonna shave off
the tail end of my brows,
you bet I'd be using
Dollar Shave Club. (laughs)
Okay, so from what I can tell,
there are a few key elements
to an e-girl makeup tutorial.
The first is blush,
like everywhere.
This is the thing with these e-girls.
Oh, oh boy.
They put their blush really
high up on their cheeks.
They pull it like this,
to the point that it kind
of looks like a bruise,
because I guess that's cute now?
I'm really not sure. (laughs)
Here, let's pull you in a little bit
so you can hopefully
really get a good look
at what I'm doing.
I don't know why I keep
talking like that either, okay?
I watched a tutorial from Doja Cat.
She put the blush all above her eyes too.
And then a very key blush location
is the nose, like a lot.
(Alayna laughs)
I look like I have a sunburn!
Like a, like a three.
Practice, you too can perfect this motion.
She also put it on her lips, like this,
like you have some kind
of infection of the mouth.
Ay, this is just so much blush.
It's just so much.
(laughs) Oh.
I don't know if it's reading on camera
how diseased my mouth area looks.
Let's add more.
Great, great.
This is feeling good so far. (laughs)
I feel like this is one
of those makeup looks
that's gonna look a little
wild until it's done,
and then it's all gonna
come together in the end.
At least that's what I'm telling myself.
They also contour because,
girl, get those cheekbones!
No one's gonna notice how pink they are
if you don't carve them out.
And she put it just in
the inner upper corner
of her eye sockets.
That might have been a mistake.
No matter how bad it
goes, no matter how wrong,
we can always wash it off.
I don't look cute yet, and that upsets me.
I look weird.
Does my face kind of not look
like my face at this moment?
More blush.
I think the answer is more blush.
Like it's kinda cute.
It's kinda cute.
Kinda.
(brushes clacking)
Just a little?
Just a little.
Let me know in the comments.
It's almost like a one-product look.
You kinda use your blush for everything.
E-girls are nothing if not efficient.
Doja Cat, she also put a generous
amount underneath her eye
to make her look, and I quote, cold.
Oh good, Dallas is home.
Now he can (giggles) witness
me in my truest form.
- [Dallas] Is this gonna be traumatic?
(Alayna laughs)
- Don't come in here yet, okay?
Let me get really cute first.
- [Dallas] All right.
- 'Cause I'm definitely gonna
be cute when this is all over.
I'm gonna take an
actually pink eye shadow,
like a really bright pink,
and put that on my lid.
Yes.
Okay, now I'm into this.
I do love bright pink eye shadow.
Oh, yeah!
Yeah, okay.
I just got some of that pink
under my eye by accident,
and it has inspired me.
Let's put some of that pink
under our eye on purpose
to make us look not
only cold, but freezing.
Now that I have this on my eyes,
the blush on my face
doesn't even look that wild.
What if...
Oh.
Oh, I went too far.
I think I just went too far.
We're ridin' it to the end.
We're riding this out to the end.
Really intensify the pink
on the tip of your nose.
We want that Rudolph effect.
Mm.
I do look like I have a bruise on my face.
Does that mean I'm on the right track?
This is also something
with my hooded eyes,
I can never really do that like...
This type of look, (laughs) you know?
What should we do next?
Now comes the fun stuff.
This is where the real
transformation begins.
Up until now, child's play.
Everything we're about to
do, 18-plus, baby. (laughs)
Not really.
This is all family-friendly video.
You can stick around no matter your age.
We're going in with the most highlighter.
You know when you get
like the flu or something
and your entire face gets a little shiny?
That's the kind of
sheen we're looking for.
Aw.
It's working!
Top of the lip,
because the true cold sweats
get your lips sweating first.
Let's do the eyeliner.
Now this is the part that I
am the most excited about.
I have hooded eyes, so I only
ever do teeny little wings,
otherwise it looks weird.
But guess where I saw a new trick?
TikTok. (laughs)
Are you surprised?
Probably not.
I'd be surprised if you were surprised.
Because these e-girls, their
eyeliner is not playing around,
so I don't want my eyeliner
to play around either.
E-girl eyeliner is very serious,
and I wanna treat it with
the respect it deserves.
Okay, that's just insanely wonky.
(squeals) I've never drawn
eyeliner that far out in my life.
B-b-b-baby. (clicks tongue)
Oh, it's kind of working.
Oh my word, it's kind of working.
Should I go farther?
Should I push these boundaries?
Test my own limits?
Go where no past Alayna has gone before?
Oh, that totally works!
It totally works!
Okay.
This one's going a
little bit off the rails.
Uh-oh.
Like if I go like this,
sure, that looks fine.
But then if I go like this,
what's going on there?
Uh-oh, oh, now I'm doing
it on the other side.
Oh, why?
This doesn't feel right.
It felt so right and now it
suddenly feels so wrong again.
What is that?
What is that?
It only looks fine when I go like this.
It looks kinda cool when
I look at you like this.
No?
But then I straighten out, and I mean,
I guess it's fine still.
Did I just learn how I
can do massive eyeliner?
(gasps) Oh my goodness.
The teens!
The teens are coming through!
Okay, this one is super
wonky on that side,
but we're just gonna, (laughs)
we're just gonna forget about that.
We're gonna focus on this.
Ooh, oh, ooh, ah, what's that sound?
Good morning.
My name is Tokyo.
Oh my God, I feel cute!
I feel cute!
Oh my goodness, okay, okay.
Oh my God, I'm an e-girl.
I'm an e-girl.
No, don't talk to me, I'm an e-girl.
No photos, please.
E-girl.
No, no press, I have no time
for press, I'm an e-girl.
Fake freckles: necessity for an e-girl,
another thing that I've never tried.
So they seem to just
kind of like, oh, okay.
That dried instantly. (laughs)
Okay, well, forget the tapping,
I guess, for my method.
This is my new e-girl method
where you just draw it on and
you can tap it if you want,
but it doesn't really do
anything, so your call.
Hey, your face, your call.
Your body, your choice.
Oh, wow, okay, well, my
freckles aren't. (laughs)
I'm new to all of this, okay?
Oh, they're getting bigger.
My freckles are getting bigger
as I move across my face.
Guys!
Guys, I'm cute!
This is cute!
Oh no, do I have to dress
like this all the time now?
Is this how I'm doing my
makeup every day from now on?
(scoffs) Doja Cat who?
Next piece is the little hearts.
They always have little
hearts underneath their eyes.
Now, I'm no artist, (laughs)
so please bear with me.
(sirens blaring)
No, I said please bear with me,
not police bear with me. (laughs)
Cute and funny?
Where'd she come from?
Does it need to be bigger?
It's a little crooked.
It's hard to do on your own face. (scoffs)
I'm afraid if I do one on this side,
I'm gonna ruin everything,
but here I go anyway.
I
am having so much fun.
Okay, for the lips, they
kind of do like a pink ombre,
and they really like
bring up the cupid's bow,
so let's try it.
Oh, I don't wanna ruin this.
Please don't ruin everything.
Please don't ruin everything.
Please, e-girl gods and goddesses,
please don't have this ruin everything.
Thank you, amen.
(playful music)
Is it ruining everything?
I can't tell.
I just don't have big lips,
and I'm okay with that, you know?
So I'm worried about trying to fake it.
We're going big or we're going home.
It's just makeup, it
washes off, right, Alayna?
Right?
It's just makeup, it washes off!
Oh no!
I think I ruined it.
Dang it!
You know what?
We are not letting this
ruin our e-girl fun.
We're not letting this ruin it.
I'm having too much fun
and feeling too cute
to let it be ruined by
some poorly overdrawn lips.
I'm sorry if my natural lip
size is not technically e-girl,
but I'm here to tell you
that you can be an e-girl
no matter what your face looks like.
I'm living proof.
And then lip gloss, which
I got some for Christmas.
Thank goodness for that,
because I don't think I
have lip gloss otherwise,
because I am a bisexual. (laughs)
Do bisexuals have lip gloss?
I don't know.
Let's see what happens if I
put some eyeshadow on here,
'cause we really want the whole face
to be the same shade of pink.
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
(gasps) Oh my God!
Okay.
I look kind of sick, but like so, so cute.
Mascara, and hey, if the mascara tube
accidentally touches your
nose, it doesn't matter!
Just pretend it's a freckle.
And then after you pile on the mascara,
you're an e-girl, baby.
Oh my God, I'm adorable.
So I got a couple of ponytails,
because what they do,
they pulled up a bit
of hair on both sides.
I forget how to put my hair in a ponytail.
Oh my word, what is going on?
Oh
my word.
(Alayna claps and squeals)
I did it!
I like actually did it!
How have I never felt this
cute before in my entire life?
That's like an e-girl pose.
I'm like posing for the thumbnail.
Okay, let's get Dallas in
here and see what he thinks.
Come in so that they
can see you beside me.
- Like to sit down here?
- Yeah, sure.
(laughs) Are you ready?
- Yeah.
What?
Is this what an e-girl is?
- This is an e-girl.
- Really?
- Is this not the cutest thing
you've ever seen in your whole life?
- I mean, it's not the
worst thing I've ever seen
in my whole life. (laughs)
(Alayna gasps)
Like are you gonna leave
the house like that?
Is that what you're...
- Am I gonna leave the house like this?
- Yeah.
- Well, no.
- Okay, yeah.
Then it's great.
(Alayna gasps)
Love it.
- You don't like it?
- I mean, it's cute.
What's junior high like?
- My classes are really hard
and my teacher's a (beep). (laughs)
Actually, I don't go to school.
I skip.
- Oh, is that what an e-girl is?
- I don't know.
I don't think so.
- What is an e-girl?
- It's like a new, the new scene kid.
- What's your favorite anime?
- Mm, Totoro?
- Is that a, I don't know.
- That's an anime, right? (laughs)
- I only know one anime
and it's my favorite one.
- Which one?
- One Punch Man.
- Me too.
That's my favorite one too.
I feel like this is the
cutest I've ever looked
in my entire life.
I thought you were gonna be
surprised at how cute it was.
B-b-b-baby. (clicks tongue)
Here, boy!
- Oh my God.
(Alayna laughs)
♪ Look at your glass face ♪
♪ Why you so serious ♪
Now I have to make like 10 TikToks.
- [Dallas] Just wanna show off my shirt.
- Hey, it's true.
Where's the lie?
I don't care what you think.
I feel cuter than I've
ever felt in my whole life.
- I'm happy for you.
I mean, it's okay.
- I'm a bit upset.
- It just kinda looks like
you had a mishap with...
- My blush?
- I was gonna say like a permanent marker.
- (laughs) These are my real freckles.
These are natural.
- I'm proud of you.
Your lips look so wet.
- (laughs) It's called lip gloss.
I never wear it.
- Well, say hi to your teachers for me.
- B-b-b-baby.
That's it.
I can't believe it.
We did it.
I don't care what any of you think.
I feel friggin' cute.
I hope that you're having a wonderful day.
Thank you again to Dollar Shave Club
for sponsoring this video.
Make sure you check the
link in the description
where you can get your
Ultimate Shave Starter Set
for only $5.
I love you very much, and
I'll see you in my next video.
Bye!
(grunts) This my e-boy.
This my big e-boy. (smacking lips)
