[Narrator] MM HM HMM! VENGEANCE, OH HOHO!
[Narrator] So, here we are in the middle of the ocean.
Our heroes continue their ever... well, quest - whatever you wanna call this thing,
to find civilisation and start humanity over again.
But they've been lost at sea for many d-
No, NO!
OhhmmmMMPHMMPH!!
Dang it!
Stahp..!
[Boobs] Okay so has anybody got any food?
[Shadow] Of course we don't have any food, we've been trying to find food for DAYS!
We don't even know where any land is.
[Tails] Ehh, I do not know what you guys are complaining about.
I was on a raft for three years before I got to this country.
[Amy] Hey everybody look, there's something over there
(Glitches) Oho ho hoo!
[Narrator] Yeah!
Our heroes had found some kind of a small island.
It's got trees!
[Shadow] Oh goodness gracious! Look it, There is an island, maybe we can even port!
Well, get port.
[Narrator] And then they were gonna land it.
So...
Shadow steered the bo-
(Gmod lag)
Stop it. Stahp! No, no!
*Boat sinks* Mmph!
[Sonic] Hey everybody. Look at-- there's boats and like maybe there's somewhere to go.
[Boobs] Hey Sonic, don't talk when I'm talking--
[Shadow] Hey you will need to ALL stop when I'm talking! Let's go!
*smack*
[Narrator] So there's this island.
I really don't know where, this is just some random Garry's Mod map I downloaded!
Anyway...
This island contained a small warehouse where our heroes could've possibly taken shelter.
And... yeah, establishing shop.
Oh hold on, one second
I gotta get the characters over there, OWWHH!
Mmph. Ah! There we go.
[Sonic] Okay everybody. It looks like we're gonna make camp here for the night.
[Shadow] We need to make sure that there is no zombies in there.
Oh, speaking of zombies...
I need to get...
Mmph...
My gun!
I will shoot zombies with my gun!
That's what I always do.
Muy Huey!
[Narrator] So they went in there!
Yeah, they really went towards it.
I'm sorry-- oh! NO!
This- d'ah!
*gasp*
This is like the fifth time!
*flying to the sky* AAOOOUUWGH!
So they went in the hoouuuse!
*smacks into an automatic door that doesn't even open*
[Sonic] Knock knock! Who's there? Me!
*now it opens*
Applecrumby and fitche--
[Narrator] D'oh! Stahp..
[Boobs] Wow, it looks like nobody's been in here for so many years.
[Amy] Well of course, what about the zombies.. oh HEY!
*flies to the roof* Look theres a hall-
*fart*
Oop, sorry.
[Narrator] So they went down the hallway.
*evil laugh*
[Narrator] Shadow led the group down the hallway so they could find somewhere to finally get some rest.
*group smacks into the wall* And maybe some food
STOP!
[Narrator] and well, there-- look there's some water!
[Shadow] Okay everybody this is where you're going to make camp for the night.
I am going to go scout the rest of the building, I'll be back later.
*flies faster than a speeding bullet* HUEY!
[Boobs] Okay everybody let's get sum sleep.
[Amy] Hey Sonic, would you sleep with meeheeheeh?
[Sonic] You know what I'd rather do?
Huuh!
*falls out window* Hoobadooba
Ough!
[Narrator] So they took a nap.
Or sleep, whatever you wanna call it! Doesn't really matter.
Mmmhmm!
[Tails] Okay so anyway...
If the border patrol pulls you over, what do you say?
[Senior Taco] *Inaudible*
[Tails] That is very good, senior Tacos!
Well, it is time to get some sleep. Let's go.
[Amy] Ooh, I'm so hungry.
Ooh! Hey Tails, you got some food.
(Don't even think about it Amy...)
Maybe I could just have one taco...
[Évīł Tåïłš] DØÑ'T ĒVÈŃ TRŸ TØÛČHĮÑG MŸ TÅÇØŚ B**ÇH
ÈŠPÊĆÏÃŁŁŸ ĆÁÜŠÉ ŸØÙ RĒVÈÑGĘ
QÖJŻHÎßÑ
[ unable to translate ]
(Just know that he's mad, okay?)
[Tails] Goodnight.
[Amy] Ou.
[???] *russian laughter*
[Narrator] Oh no, it's ZOOMBIIEZ! MM HM HMMPH!
[Tails] Ouh, what is that noise, ayah...
OOOOUUHHH MAURITOS
SCUATERI TAI-GO TAH
(Wut?)
[Sonic] Tails, cut it out with that or I'll call the green car patrol and uh...
Uhh...
*accent* What's all this about then?
[An Annoying Character] Weuh no, zombies!
Sonic we're gonna die! Oh please cuddle me.
*super pushes her out the screen*
[Sonic] Hey get off me b****!
[Boobs] Oh no. We're in trouble, was- whatarewegonnado?
Nobody's here to save us!
[Shadow] I will save you with my GUN!
Drrrah! Hehehe huey hey!
Oyeauhblurblphubfjgplg
You are not gonna defeat my friends, for I will defeat you!
*zombie kicks the camera* Ooh--
[Narrator] Aww, stop it!
[Shadow] Come on everybody, we need to get out!
[Shadow] Come on everybody, we need to get out!
*fires grenade launcher*
Ooh! The grenade went on my face, let's go!
Huey, hah!
Come on! I know the way out, it is the way that we came in!
[Narrator] the zombies were chasing them. Mph hmm hmm HMM!
[Shadow] Come on!
[Tails] Ah man, we need to get out of here dede-- YYAAA HA HAAII YAH!
[Shadow] The zombies have blocked the way out! They're trying to get to the vent.
Okay everybody You split up, I'll take care of them. HUEE!!
[Sonic] Splitting up sounds good.
[Tails] Let's go this way.
[Sonic] A Hooba Dooba!
*sonic homing attack or something*
Ouh.
Well that was a close one-
Well that was a close one-
*zombie hits sonic*
Oh, euhew get out the door
Oh, euhew get out the door.
*zombie growling*
Okay, here we go huh heh ha ha hee capa dooba.
*zombie growling*
Okay, here we go huh heh ha ha hee capa dooba.
Euah, okay. Alright I'm out.
*sonic kicks camera*
[Narrator] Wui, de-- NO!
[Sonic] Hey, where did everybody else go? I thought we were supposed to meet up out here.
*gets hit by a random thing*
Ooh.
Ow.
*boom*
[ unable to translate ]
[Narrator] Sonic was unconscious. Hmm hmm hmm hmmmm!
[Sonic] Oh man. Feel like I was all am I drinking?
(Yeah, drinking so much that you can't speak right, huh?)
Like I'm a douchebag yeh-eh... hey.
Where am I?
[???] U-kchuey kchu huey hui kch kccu kcchm!
[Sonic] Oh no, it's...
[Narrator] Dr. Ro--
Fat***
F***ing Fat...
Fatty Fat F***
F****ng Fat Sonofab***h
F****ng Fatty Fat...
Yeah uh, he's uh... pretty much fat.
Hmm hmm!
[Sonic] Hey, what are you doing here, baldy?
Thought we took care of you!
hooba dooba!
Yeah.
[Boldy Nosehair] Well you see, the thing is Sonic is that I actually survived the fall off of the giant building.
And I have come for vengeance!
That is the title of the video!
Let me explain what I'm going to do to you.
I am going to take the essence of this zambie, and I'm going to put it into you.
Which will turn you into a ZOMBIE!
Huey HU HUEY
*russian laughter*
This is going to be greatest achievement,
*kch* EVER!
HU HEH KCUEY Kche! Let me give advise.
He hai haai!
[Sonic] Now wait a minute, that's not really fair!
[Dr. Robotnik] I do not care what is the fair.
I have get revenge, what is your last words?
(lol, check your grammar baldy :P)
[Sonic] Umm, I got a couple last words. How about boobs and uh... maybe a BMW and...
Oh, especially a Hummer! Uh huhuh.
[Dr. Robotnik] Yes. Now, we're going to press the button.
And here.. we.. GO!
[Narrator] Doctor Ro-Fatty decided to start the machine!
And this essence from the zombie was starting to get a hold of Sonic!
[Sonic] *coughing* Hooba dooba *coughing* hooba- *coughing* hooba dooba
*screaming zombie*
[Dr. Ro-Fatty] The machine is actually working. This is fantastic! HUYHUY!
[Sonic] Hoobityhoobadoobahoobyhoobadoobyhoobydobaboditydoobahooba
[Narrator] Oh no, the machine!
*zombie 'sploded*
It was overpowering!
*'splosion sounds*
And it was blowing up too much!
[Dr. Robotnik] The machine is overheating, what am I going to do?
[Sonic] Oh... heh, hooba!
Hooba doo... doo- Ou.
[Dr. Robotnik] This is nawt good.
What in KCH-heck is that?
Hey. who decided to give this video a budget?
[Narrator] Sorry.
It was the HORNHOG!
And he was really frisky.
[Dr. Robotnik] What heck?
[Hornhog] Huh. What deh...
Mwhat-
What did you do to me? I'm... feeling kinda furry and uh... antsy!
And frisky at the same time! Ah heh! Hooba!
Hooba dooba dooba dooba!
[Dr. Robotnik] eh-heh, what is with this 'hooba dooba'-ing?
[Hornhog] Yeuh. Yeuh!
*Glitching his head while having some kind of spasm*
Hoo! Hooba dooba.
You gotta let me outta here, I'm feeling frisky man! Hooba dooba.
[Dr Robotnik] Yeuh heh, good thing you're in the escape groof- cage! He hai!
*casually opens the door*
[Narrator] OH, but then he escaped!
[Baldy Nosehair] Oyayayeyahehuehueldohno
Do not do this! No please--
Deduyde DYAI YAH!
*deep inhale*
HUEEEEEEAAAAAHUUUGH!
[???] HMM! (No seriously what was that? 0_0)
[Narrator] Then the rest of them got out, 'cause you know, they were j--
GET OUTTA THERE!
They were tryna meet them up. Yah.
[Amy] Ooh well, at least we got outta there, heh.
Hey where's Sonic? I thought we were supposed to meet him here!
[Rouge] Yeah, Shadow too, where did he go?
[Shadow] I am right here, I was hearing you talk.
I heard every sing
(Wut?)
except the part about, uh, "where is Sonic?"
I didn't see him yet. Did you?
[Boobs] Well we thought that he was right behind you.
[Shadow] Oh no.
If Sonic is not with you or with me, he's in trouble! We have to get him! HUE!
*hits a wall* Eugh.
[Tails] Hello, is anybody in here? I sure hope it is not the border patrol.
*smacking on the wall*
[Narrator] Ay--
Je- Rouge, get in the--
Get in there
*hits door*
oh, DRR!
*hits wall*
Dah- okay, okay here go--
*knocks camera*
Yeow!
(I'm hurting inside, lmao)
[Boobs] Hey, is anybody in here? We saw that ze light waz on and I just uh.. eh..
Oh my goodness!
[Narrator] Ohhh ho hooo!
MONEY SHOT!
YES! Oho hoo hoouuu!
[Shadow] Oh, this is not good.
It looks like the fat man was not just killed, he was... well, done!
He was definitely not just killed by any just thing.
He was done to death by...
A.. HORNHOG!
*dramatic closeup*
A.. HORNHOG!
[Tails] What in torquitos is a horn hog?
[Shadow] A Hornhog is a very scary creature. He.. well... does you, that way! Very hard!
So hard, that it kills you.
[Amy] You mean uh, Sonic's out there doing people?
Oh, we need to go find him umm, I'm just so worried about him! Yeah!
That's exactly the reason, hoohoooo!
*smack*
[Narrator] And then suddenly... there he was!
*crashes through window*
[Narrator] And then suddenly... there he was!
[Hornhog] Mm-hmm hm, hooba dooba doo! Hu ha!
Hey guys! I'm feeling kinda antsy! I don't know about you but...
Hooba dooba!
[Crazed Gunman] Hey, I'll take care of him! You guys get out of here while you still can!
Hue! *hits a computer*
[Narrator] He- DAH!
[Annoying Character] No, I actually just wanna stay!
[Rouge] Let's go!
*smack*
[Amy] Ooh!
[Rouge] Come on guys, we gotta get outta here!
[Tails] You know I'm beginning to think that this is racial discrimina--
*crashes though window and hits a metal*
[Shadow] OOUUH!
Ouh.
Ooh, I'm sorry to interrupt you, Tails, but...
Go! Get out!
*also crashes through window*
[Hornhog] Hooba Dooba!
Heh hah! I'm feeling it. It's time baby!
[Amy] Oh no! *glitching on the floor*
*smacking repeatedly*
[Narrator] Oh, dur! Get out of there Amy!
*smacking repeatedly*
Stahpit!
*flies*
Nu- woah!
Eugh.
Whatever.
[Amy] Hey, maybe we can hide up here!
*smack*
[Amy] Hey, maybe we can hide up here!
[Boobs] That's a good idea.
[Tails] Ohh, that thed want to go rico cotanto--
[Narrator] Get in there!
[Hornhog] Hooba dooba. Hooba dooba dooba! Okay.
Where'd you guys go?
I don't wanna do you, I just wanna...
Oh, who am I kidding? I wanna do ya!
[Rouge] ohh, well. That's a relief.
Oh! So sorry Amy.
[Amy] Oh, I don't really blame you, I would've screamed for him. I'm scost screepy.
[Rouge] Duh, we have to find Shadow. Tails, darling, do you think that you could go look for Shadow for me please?
[Tails] Oh, anything for the senorita with the big tee tees!
Huey.
A Mexican in a lawnmower. You say racist, I say funny as hell!
[Narrator] Tails use his lawnmower!
Which for some reason he mows the lawn at seven o' clock in the morning when everybody's sleeping.
I mean, WHY? There's no point!
People are sleeping...
Oh wait. No we're getting off topic. But yeah he found Shadow!
[Tails] Oh, senior Shadow!
Oh! Are you okay senior Shadow? How did he not kill you?
[Shadow] Ough... it is a good thing that I wore my buttplug today, oooh...!
[Tails] Ouh, I will get you out of there!
Okay let's just head this up and...
Go!
That'll be 5.99!
(wait, in £ or $ or €... or in tacos?)
Let's go senior Shadow, I will save you.
[Shadow] Oh good job Tails! Now we have to get back to Amy and Rouge now!
[Tails] Yeah, sure thing bro. Hue hueeee!
[Narrator] So Tails, using the power of his Mexican heritage, mowed the lawn all the way back to Rouge and Amy!
[Boobs] Hey wait a second I hear a lawnmower, it looks like they're back!
[Shadow] We are back!
Even though that was like only a couple seconds long, he huey haaay!
Don't crash, Tails.
[Tails] Don't worry, I mow lawn'd every morning.
[Shadow] Good work. But unfortunately we still have the ho- Hornhog on our hands.
[Amy] Oh no!
*horny mentality takes over*
Where'd he go?
[Boobs] Eugh, is there anything that we could do to stop him?
[Shadow] My gun isn't going to work. I'm afraid the only thing that can get that thing is a vampire and, well, we don't have one.
[???] Did somebody say vampire baby?
[Narrator] It was Knuckles! He's survived! Oh hoo hoo, YES!
[Boobs] Knuckles, how on earth are you here?
[Knuckles] Well, you see man, because I was so popular in the last one,
They HAD to bring me back cuz if they didn't, people would say, "hey, where's that Eddie Murphy Knuckles?"
(Wait for it)
[SHREK] I Tewld Ya yOu'd bE FiNe, DonKeH!
*get shrekt*
[SHREK] I Tewld Ya yOu'd bE FiNe, DonKeH!
[Shadow] Shadow... err, Knuckles, you are a vampire!
(lol, how'd you mix your name and his, man?)
How is this possible?
[Eddie Murphy] Well we don't got time to stand around here, I'll explain in my cabin, let's go.
[Narrator] ♫ Knuckle's Cabin! ♫
[Rouge] So Knuckles, you're saying that you're actually a vampire?
[Knuckles] Yeah. In the last video, I know I was some kind of a big monster alien thing,
but that nuclear explosion somehow turned me into a vampire.
[Shadow] Well it is a good thing because we need a
*super smash on the table* vampire right now!
(Woah Shadow, chill..!)
It is important that we get rid of the... f--
THE HORNHOG,
Because we need to save Sonic's life!
Oh wait a minute, you're not going to try to suck our blood are you?
[Knuckles] Naw man, I only just drink some cherries and grape drink man.
But the only thing that can kill Sonic is if we... weaken him.
[Amy] But how are you gonna weaken him?
[Knuckles] Well, we need to find us a fine sweet ass b***h to take care of him.
Because if he does her, then he'll be vulnerable, and if he's vulnerable...
I can take care of the rest, man.
[Shadow] Well, if we are going to do that...
(I think he said that or somth-- Shadow, speak clearly, damn!)
I think YOU should do it.
[Boobs] Hey now, wait a minute, why should I do it? Just 'cause I'm a woman?
[Tails] No, señorita Rouge.
You are the most beautiful, kindest, sweetest, most gentle seniora on the world.
You are so sweet.
[Boobs] Aw, do you really mean that, Tails?
[Eddie Murphy] Naw man, it's just 'cause you got big tiddies!
[Tails] Pretty much!
*flops onto the floor*
[An Annoying Character] Umm, I think maybe I should go too
[An Annoying Character] Umm, I think maybe I should go too
(Oh my-- just shut up.)
'cause like, I mean, it's kinda like
(Oh my-- just shut up.)
'cause like, I mean, it's kinda like
(Your voice is annoying.)
two for one special, you know?
(Your voice is annoying.)
two for one special, you know?
(Go and kys already, you're a toxic thing SEGA accidentally created!)
Maybe heuh like, buy one get one free.
(Go and kys already, you're a toxic thing SEGA accidentally created!)
Maybe heuh like, buy one get one free.
(No one likes you, how can you not see this??)
[Crazed Gunman] Ok Amy.
*smashes another table with impeccable strength*
You can go too.
But this is going to be very dangerous. In fact, you could die from him doing you too hard!
*horny mentality takes over again*
[Amy] Well, S**t, that's exactly what I want! Hu hu hooooh!
[Shadow] Okay, it's as settles: Amy will go with Rouge. You two bait him, and then Knuckles will get him!
[Rouge] Okay Amy, we gotta make this convincing.
Oh, we are just two college girls who are out for a night of drinking!
[Amy] Oh, yeah I feel really in the mood and err, tipsy! I feel very in the mood.
[Boobs] Er, yeah I feel very vulnerable! I just wish there was a big strong man to take care of me.
[Hornhog] Hooba... dooba dooba?
Oooh, hooba dooba dooba!
*fred flintstone's catchphrase*
[ unable to translate ]
*gasp*
[Rouge] There he is, Amy.
[Amy] Oo, hoohoohoo!
[Hornhog] Well. if it isn't two fine sweet ladies.
I'm here to take care of you.
[Boobs] Umm, that's great! Ah...
*that voice crack tho*
[Boobs] Umm, that's great! Ah...
Shadow, Knuckles, where are you?
[Hornhog] Well, I'm kind of a douchebag, you're kind of a douchebag...
We should DOUCHE together!
[Boobs] Um, no we're good actually..
[Hornhog] Oh no you're not good yet! See, I'm so confident in my abilities.
[Amy] Ooh I know you are! Hoohoohoohoo---
[Hornhog] SHUT UP!
(Damn straight.)
Well, whaddaya say? Hooba Dooba?
[Boobs] What am I doing this for?
I'm not scared of you
I can fight you
I was a SPOIY !
[Hornhog] Hu well! I'm gonna 'spy' on you
if you know what I mean, hooba dooba.
( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )
*manly grunt*
*manly grunt x2*
*manly grunt x3*
*manly grunt x4*
*manly grunt x5*
*insanely laugh*
[Hornhog] Alright, let's do it!
[Boobs] You got it buddy!
[ unable to translate ]
[Hornhog] Heh, and you guys thought the last preview image was bad.
[Crazed Gunman] Oh, sorry that we are late. Augh.
[Knuckles] Yeah. Somebody got stopped by the border patrol, and had to show them their tacos.
[Tails] Hey man, I am not risking my tacos for anybody, okay?
[Shadow] What... is going on in here?
[Tails] Oh, they're doing de BUMP!
[Shadow] Uh, I do not understand, I thought he was
sogududogu
KILLED them!
(lul wat)
[Knuckles] Well, Rouge is kinda loose like a goose and Amy... Amy is just crazy, man.
[Hornhog] HOOBA!
Dooba.
You guys picked the wrong DOUCHE house.
[Eddie Murphy] Oh yeah, well its just me and you now baby!
Let's go!
[Hornhog] HOOBA DOOBA DOOBA HOO BAGUBAH!
[Knuckles] Oh yeah, well 'hooba dooba' yourself. Sonic, you so crazy, man!
(douche grunt)
[Narrator] Shadow... WATCHED, as Sonic and Knuckles were fighting!
*groans in pleasure*
[Boobs] Hey, don't forget that Sonic's in there, you're not trying to kill him, just get him out.
[Vampire Knuckles] Man, I'm gonna kill this man! Don't you worry about that!
*Ouh*
[Crazed Gunman] Ugh... this is something that we did not anticipate.
Knuckles is so drunk by his vampire blood he's going to kill Sonic!
Knuckles! Don't Kill him! Just get him back out!
[Vampire Knuckles] I'm gonna kill him man, I don't even care no mo'! He wasn't good to you in the first place man!
[Hornhog] HUP!
HOOBA! (Oober, uber, uba, ooba, whatever)
[Vampire Knuckles] Aw yea!
[Hornhog] Ouwah!
Hooba!
Heu-hah!
Let's see you get out of this one, chicken-a-waffles!
Hooba, dooba, dooba, dooba...
...so long, gay Eddie Murphy!
[Gay Eddie Murphy] HUY YO SONIC YOU SO CRAZY--
[Gay Eddie Murphy] HUY YO SONIC YOU SO CRAZY--
*laughing*
*smack*
OH HOO, man, yo...
[Hornhog] Hoobidyscubida
*ouh*
(lol)
[Hornhog] I've got you now, hooba dooba!
[Knuckles] Yo man... do what you gonna do.
But whatever you do, use protection man, I don't want no babies.
[Hornhog] I'm not even gonna bother with you.
I'm gonna KILL you, hooba dooba!
[Eddie Murphy] Nooooooooo!
[Narrator] They stopped... because...!
*goofy laugh*
[???] Now, to get 'em there...
*groans in spanish*
[Silver] Now I have you fellas exactly where I want you!
[Narrator] It was Silver! He came back!
*goofy laugh*
[Silver] Now, how about you fellas gimme those power of yours!
*goofy hiccup*
[Silver] Now, how about you fellas gimme those power of yours!
Now, I'm exactly where I wanna be!
*goofy laugh*
*laughing*
This is exactly what I had planned the whole time!
[Annoying Character] Hey look over there!
It's... hey it's Silver, I thought you died.
[Goofy] Hey I didn't die! I just got thrown away by the monster.
But you know what I figured?
Why just cut out the middle man, and take the powers for myself?
*a serious hiccup*
[Sonic] Ouwh. Hooba Doob- ha hou...
[Shadow] Hey look, Sonic is back to normal!
[Douchebag] Yeah hu ha what happened, I mean ah...
*gasp like there's no tomorrow*
Knuckles? What are you doing here?
[Knuckles] It's a long story man but... hey I ain't a vampire no mo' baby!
