>>RAFEEO: I'm a bunny rabbit.
>>RAFEEO: HA HA! [RAFEEO theme music]
>>RAFEEO: S'up HA HA faces? Yes, I
called you HA HA faces because hopefully
>>RAFEEO: you guys are laughing right now. What in the world happened to his hair? I got it cut.
How do you like it? Or that Jake hat
>>RAFEEO: completely messed it up.
He definitely ate the half side of my
>>RAFEEO: hair. So, there is this game floating
around and it's become pretty freakin
>>RAFEEO: popular on YouTube. It's this awesome
Hello Kitty game. Go check it out. It's
>>RAFEEO: amazing. I played it and I think
everyone's gonna love it.
>>RAFEEO: Actually it's Fortnite. If you guys don't
know what Fortnite is then you guys
>>RAFEEO: should know what Fortnite is. Go and
watch some videos of it. So yeah Fortnite
>>RAFEEO: is a survival game. You know what, I'm not
even gonna tell you. You guys probably
>>RAFEEO: already know about it. Alright, so we are
going to be playing some Fortnite.
>>RAFEEO: Fortnite. [Scottish accent] I got in a Fortnite, I do. I
just sometimes turn, turn Scottish
>>RAFEEO: when I hear the word Fortnite. Oh
and you can't have a RAFEEO video
>>RAFEEO: without my guitar. The guitar today is my
Seagull. I got my Seagull by me. I'm just
>>RAFEEO: doing Seagull. Alright, so um. Alright so
um yeah I'm just gonna complete- I'm going
>>RAFEEO: in solo. No squad. Now...I have not
played this freaking game at all and you
>>RAFEEO: guys are probably like he's a pro at it
already. Everyone is. I am not. I literally
>>RAFEEO: just bought this game cuz it's free. No
money. If you guys want to check this out
>>RAFEEO: then go buy it. Um it's on- I got it off
Games With Gold. I mean I don't know I'm
>>RAFEEO: just starting to play it.
Alright let's close-drop in, load up.
>>RAFEEO: Pick a landing spot and search for gear. Stay
inside the eye of the storm. Deadly
>>RAFEEO: clouds are closing in. Alright! What's up! Oooo, what's up girl?
She just said no to me. Alright,
>>RAFEEO: whoa! What, I literally do not know what's
going on.
>>RAFEEO: Apparently I'm riding the Magic School
Bus. Magic School Bus had an upgrade. Oh
>>RAFEEO: it's dropping me off. Whoo hoo! Alright! I'm
going to die. Slowly but surely. Whoooo! I'm just
>>RAFEEO: just going down into my death. Okay where uh...I do not
know what I'm doing. I do not know what
>>RAFEEO: I'm doing. If anyone who's watching this
is a Fortnite expert, please post in the
>>RAFEEO: comments if I'm doing this right. [singing] Time.
We're going into farmhouse. Time. Come  on
>>RAFEEO: and join me. We'll have some fun... Wait,
who's that? Crap crap- there's people, there's
>>RAFEEO: people. I thought, I thought it was an
enclosed space.
>>RAFEEO: I'll just jump down here. What is that?
[gasp] Purple gun. Purple gun. Give me the purple
>>RAFEEO: purple gun. What's that? What's that?
Aha! Come here to me purplest coolest.
>>RAFEEO: Um, I saw some peeps over there. I'm
sorry if I'm moving close to the camera,
>>RAFEEO: but um, alright uh let's go up here.
Oh what's that? What's that? I hear beautiful music.
>>RAFEEO: What's being played? [gasp] Oh what's that,
what's that, what's that? I don't even know
>>RAFEEO: what that is. What's that? Is that... oh I don't even
know what that is. Oh it's giving me- what is that?
>>RAFEEO: That blue, blue thing. Oh crap
what was that? What the crap?
>>RAFEEO: Heck is happening? Oh oh oh, you're gonna
get it. Going in, I'm going in. Oh crap! No! [slow motion voice] No! No! What?! Oh my gosh! NO!
>>RAFEEO: Are you serious? I died the first time by
a guy in a freaking helmet!
>>RAFEEO: I can't believe that man. I died
literally like, I don't know, I'm not
>>RAFEEO: timing but I've died like five minutes
into playing this. I'm not, I'm not gonna
>>RAFEEO: let that- not gonna let that take me down.
Alright I'm not even gonna, not even
>>RAFEEO: gonna acknowledge it. Okay, happens
happens to the best. Happens to the best of 'em. Man.
>>RAFEEO: Awesomeness. Magic School Bus is about to leave. [singing] Cruising on down Main Street. Relaxing, feeling good.
Alright, let's try, let's try again.
>>RAFEEO: Let's try again this time, because that
first round was not very good.
>>RAFEEO: [singing] Diving down to the bottom of the beautiful
landscape that I'm probably gonna die.
>>RAFEEO: What's that? Is that a, is that a sacrifice
tree? They're gonna sacrifice that poor tree.
>>RAFEEO: Why is that the only thing bringing me
down? There's probably a bunch more stuff.
>>RAFEEO: Whooo! Alright! You know what? Oh what's
that? Damage trap? I don't even know what
>>RAFEEO: that is.
Drink it. Drink that for me. I look- what?
>>RAFEEO: Oh! Crossbow!
Oh my god! Wait, does this have-oh my gosh.
>>RAFEEO: I got a freaking crossbow! I'm like Daryl
from Walking Dead. [singing] Crossbow! I got a
>>RAFEEO: crossbow. I'm just gonna start singing when
I get nervous. I really wish I would have
>>RAFEEO: joined squad now. Oh let's go in the
Forbidden Forest. Forbidden Forest of love.
[Romantic music]
>>RAFEEO: Forbidden Forest of love.
>>RAFEEO: Alright going into the Forbidden
Forest. Hopefully I don't die. Come here
>>RAFEEO: tree. I just walked into Walking Dead.
Where's Coral? Where's them walkers?
>>RAFEEO: Ah, I feel so alone in this universe.
I don't even know where I am right now.
>>RAFEEO: It's like a water universe. Okay, I just
heard a bomb go off.
>>RAFEEO: Oh Oh what was that? Hello. Hello Jumpy.
>>RAFEEO: Oh, Jumpy is gonna get it. Oh I
don't know who he is. Come back Jumpy.
>>RAFEEO: What the heck, people are getting
murdered. What is happening? I'm a newbie.
>>RAFEEO: Oh crap. Ah, bring it back- no I'm gonna get
murdered so bad. No, come on. Come on baby.
>>RAFEEO: I'm gonna murder-no! Are you kidding me?!
Ahhhhh!
[RAFEEO playing a Seagull acoustic guitar]
>>RAFEEO: No sad song yet. I ain't giving, giving up
this time.
>>RAFEEO: Alright this time I'm gonna get us-wait
what's this? Pair up with a buddy and
>>RAFEEO: take on everyone else. I'm gonna do squad
though because I want, I want some
>>RAFEEO: friends. I don't want to feel [sad music] I can
do this. I'm not gonna fail okay? I'm
>>RAFEEO: gonna kill at least one person. I mean
that's, that's good right? Coral?
>>RAFEEO: There's gonna be a lot of Walking Dead 
references. Hello.
>>RAFEEO: Why, why are you shooting at that man?
What has he ever done to you? He's just
>>RAFEEO: jumping. Look at him. Look at him jumping. [Happy piano music]
I mean he's loving life. He's loving life.
>>RAFEEO: Let him, before it's about to get
murdered. He's about to get murdered.
>>RAFEEO: Alright let's talk to some people. Hello
dinosaur man. Oh I want that. You got a
>>RAFEEO: dinosaur backpack? You're not moving.
Hello hello hello hello can I talk? Hey!
>>RAFEEO: Why are you hitting me? What is your
problem? Why are you hitting me?
>>RAFEEO: Alright um, we're not going there. Let's go- I
don't really want to go where everyone
>>RAFEEO: else is, so I'm gonna go uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
>>RAFEEO: now... go to that town. Hello hello hello hello...
Alright, I'm gonna land on this building, this building
>>RAFEEO: got something shiny on it. I'm gonna get
that shiny-okay it's a trap. Never mind.
>>RAFEEO: Next building. What do you got? Oh mama. What you got?
You got me a carbine? A carbine rifle?
>>RAFEEO: Hey! What?! What happened? No! What?! It
freaking frozen! Ahhh! No! No way! Someone save
>>RAFEEO: me. I don't wanna die! Oh my god, I'm-
someone save me!
>>RAFEEO: Dave- what's- whatever your name is. Dog dog go
barks, save me! Dog dog barks...I'm
>>RAFEEO: bleeding out. Dang dang shark help me. Dang
it freakin dang dang shark ain't gonna
>>RAFEEO: bang ding bark... assistance needed. Coral!
Coral! I need your help, get down here.
>>RAFEEO: Dog Bark. Oh my god I can't believe I
freaking got shot and I just got down. Help me!
>>RAFEEO: Oh my god, he ain't gonna help me.
Come on!
>>RAFEEO: No. Oh what, Toevvs. Whatever your name is.
>>RAFEEO: Save me. Oh Toevvs! Save me! Toevvs, oh come
on now man, come on. Get me up Toevvs.
>>RAFEEO: Whatever your name is. Toevvs, help me, help me Toevvs.
Ah Toevvs! Oh my god Toevvs.
>>RAFEEO: You are forever in my debt. Thank you Toevvs!
Oh my god, Toevvs made me live again.
>>RAFEEO: Ok, now how am I gonna get down? AHA! No! I'm
not getting shot again. What no no no no
>>RAFEEO: no no no no! What?! No! 
Oh no, crap. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I'm
>>RAFEEO: gonna die. I have no doubt. I'm gonna get it.
Oh no. I'm not being killed, not being
>>RAFEEO: killed, not being killed.
Ma'am save me. Ma'am, oh you have guns Ma'am.
>>RAFEEO: Thank you for the guns ma'am. What's
that? What's that, what's that, what's that?
>>RAFEEO: Is going on?
What the crap? I'm trying to stay in here
>>RAFEEO: with you. What's, what's your name?
Toevvs. It's sad that we lost at Toevvs. Come
>>RAFEEO: on Toevvs.
But Toevvs will follow. Alright I'm
>>RAFEEO: getting out of this building. I want to kill something.
>>RAFEEO: [rapping] Yo knock knock, open up, its me. Knock knock,
open up, gotta pee. Knock knock, open up, got a
>>RAFEEO: [rapping] gotta gun. Knock knock, open up, it ain't fun. When
you getting shot and you just want to
>>RAFEEO: [rapping] get some points, just for the viewing
sake of the audience that is watching my
>>RAFEEO: [rapping] video RAFEEO. Oh it's going to get me a
kill kill kill kill two three. Oh shoot
>>RAFEEO: [rapping] to kill, shoot to thrill. It's AC/DC, B-C,
A-B-C-D. Know your letters, know your letters.
>>RAFEEO: [rapping] Got a tether ball, got a tether to the- to the
tether tether ball. I'm not even paying
>>RAFEEO: [rapping] attention to the game. I'm just randomly
a rappin' because that's what I do when
>>RAFEEO: [rapping] I'm nervous. So that's what I do when I'm-
but that's what I do when I'm nervous.
>>RAFEEO: Oh no no no no no no no! Oh come on!
>>RAFEEO: [growling] Oh god! I can't-
are you serious man? Well at least I have
>>RAFEEO: to write a song about Toevvs. If Toevvs-if
you are out there and you're
>>RAFEEO: watching this okay,
thank you so much for, for saving me.
[RAFEEO playing a Seagull acoustic guitar]
>>RAFEEO: [singing] Toevvs.
>>RAFEEO: [singing] Why?
[RAFEEO playing a Seagull acoustic guitar]
>>RAFEEO: [singing] Toevvs saved my life.
>>RAFEEO: [singing] Toevvs saved....Mmmm
>>RAFEEO: [singing] Toevvs saved my life.
[RAFEEO playing a Seagull acoustic guitar]
>>RAFEEO: [singing] Toevvs saved me when I got shot by a guy who was up in a very
>>RAFEEO: [singing] high building and I thought I was a
goner,
>>RAFEEO: [singing] until Toevvs came along and saved me. I
love you Toevvs. I love you Toevvs.
>>RAFEEO: [singing] Toevvs avenged me.
[RAFEEO playing a Seagull acoustic guitar]
>>RAFEEO: [singing] Toevvs I love you and Toevvs you're my friend.
>>RAFEEO: [singing] You'd always be with me
in thick and thin. But Toevvs I love you and I
>>RAFEEO: [singing] want you know
>>RAFEEO: [singing] Toevvs you're my best friend, you will
always know.
>>RAFEEO: [singing] I love you Toevvs.
I love you Toevvs. Toevvs you're my best friend.
>>RAFEEO: [singing] Toevvs....
>>RAFEEO: [singing] To...O...O...EVVS...
>>RAFEEO: [echo voice] Toevvs
>>RAFEEO: I don't even know how I can
go on after I sang that song. Some inner
>>RAFEEO: anger. I think this game is like, like
anger management. Like it gets rid of
>>RAFEEO: your anger. Like you get mad at this game,
for for dying a bunch of times and you
>>RAFEEO: know, it just becomes a part your life.
You know when I'm mad at something I
>>RAFEEO: just play Fortnite. Oh someone had a
camping trip up here. I want to sing
>>RAFEEO: camp songs. [yodeling] Mmm Oh hear my camp song. Alright
alright. I like this game already. Alright
>>RAFEEO: we got a pretty good vantage point up
here to pick off some fools. Alright I
>>RAFEEO: want to try and kill someone from up
here. Come on, you know, you know you wanna.
>>RAFEEO: I got me a bullet gun. I got me a bullet
gun. Lionel Richie's gonna find you.
>>RAFEEO: [Lionel Richie impression] Lionel Richie is gonna find ya. I got a
big old rifle. Now listen. When I was in
>>RAFEEO: The Commodores, okay, I had a big old
rifle, alright?
>>RAFEEO: [Lionel Richie impression] I would pick fools from far away and I'm
not even lying about that. Alright I
>>RAFEEO: [Lionel Richie impression] I don't even care.
Alright I don't- I don't like when people
>>RAFEEO: [Lionel Richie impression] people back talk. Back talk fools. They
back talking fools. Alright um oh God.
>>RAFEEO: The inner Lionel Richie's coming
out of me.
>>RAFEEO: [Lionel Richie impression] Alright listen here, alright? You have
to be calm.
>>RAFEEO: [Lionel Richie impression] Alright you cannot go off your guard.
Alright? Because if you do that then
>>RAFEEO: you're pretty much toast, cuz Lionel
Richie knows all about Fortnite. I'm going
>>RAFEEO: to die slowly.
Alright let's wait here because this
>>RAFEEO: seems like the kind of spot where peeps
would come out to play a little bit of
>>RAFEEO: hide and death seek- what the? You scared
me! Dang, that really- can you stop
>>RAFEEO: please? Whoever is shooting me. I'm famous. I just spit everywhere.
I'm famous.
>>RAFEEO: Yeah! Oh is he- oh hey girl. You're dressed as a,  you are 
dressed as a Valentine's Day panda. [laughter]
[Techno pop music]
>>RAFEEO: Is there anyone here that I can just
shoot? Please. Ok, ok, alright. I can tell. I can tell that this is-
>>RAFEEO: I'm gonna have a fun time. Uhhh, alright. Whooo. Give me that. It's like
someone got a little crash in there.
>>RAFEEO: Every noise is freakin giving me a heart
attack.
>>RAFEEO: Alright what in?! I don't even know what
that- is that... I'm, I want that. Don't even
>>RAFEEO: know what it is. Oh crap.
There's people shooting. What the crap? Not now.
>>RAFEEO: I just found a freaking minigun. Oh my god, it only has like twelve bullets in it. But you know what? Bullets don't matter. They're jumping. Oh come on man. I just want to kill one person. [British accent] Oh hello.
>>RAFEEO: [British accent] Hello sire. I could see you. It's so hard. Oh I see you. I see you. Oh! I hit
him. I hit him! They got freakin shields.  Stop moving.
>>RAFEEO: Come on. Yep okay. You know what? I'm just
gonna go down there. I'm getting impatient.
>>RAFEEO: I'm going to find ya. I'm going to go
straight- oh he's coming over here now.
>>RAFEEO: You know what, I'm gonna be ready. I don't
even care.
>>RAFEEO: Oh there's the thingy right there. The thingy.
First thing, what is that? The airstrike?
>>RAFEEO: What is that? I've played enough Call Of Duty to 
know that that's an airstrike. Come on boy.
>>RAFEEO: Freakin dance.
Oh there you are. No! Are you serious?!
[Sad music]
>>RAFEEO: Oh come on, come on someone save me.
Tortellini Arg, help me. Oh no, I don't want them
>>RAFEEO: them to see me. Dah! What the heck?! They're
freaking explosions! Ah oh no come on. I
>>RAFEEO: can climb. I can do this.
Tortellini Arg. Tortellini Arg, save me.
>>RAFEEO: You're the only person left Tortellini
Arg.
>>RAFEEO: I'm at 66. Oh no oh no, this ain't good.
I'm gonna make it I will make it to
>>RAFEEO: Tortellini Arg.
Tortellini Arg, I need your help. Up
>>RAFEEO: in your high tower. Tortellini Arg. I
need your help
>>RAFEEO: I'm so close Tortellini Arg. Cometh down
from your high tower. Cometh down from
>>RAFEEO: your high tower and saveth me 
Tortellini. Saveth me Tortellini. [Playing Seagull acoustic guitar]
>>RAFEEO: Save me Tortellini. No, NO! Ah Tortellini. Tortellini Arg how could you?? I was so close
to saving Tortellini Arg. No, for her
>>RAFEEO: to save me. I can't trust anyone anymore.
>>RAFEEO: Just makes me wanna stop playing this game.
[Sad music]
>>RAFEEO: [offscreen, echo voice] Just makes me wanna stop playing this
game.
>>RAFEEO: Go and check out Fortnite. It's free and
it's fun, I mean for other people... not me.
>>RAFEEO: And as always, thanks for watching.
[Happy music]
>>RAFEEO: Hey guys! Thank you so much for watching
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