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Top of the morning to ya laddies, my name is jacksepticeye, and welcome to Disassembly 3D, The Ultimate Stereoscopic Destruction Game! This is a really cool game.
I found it on Steam and it's a... You get all these objects like an engine or a car or a phone or
(some secrets that I'm gonna leave for the actual video),
but
you're able to take apart piece by piece, like take off all the little bits and pieces off a car,
and then watch the whole thing fall apart. It's really fascinating.
There's not a whole lot to it.
Just disassembling things.
But then, if you disassemble the entire thing you get a bomb and you can blow up the whole thing then later. It's cool.
So you get all these different things like a side table, a lamp, a speaker, a pocket knife,
microscope, antique car.
Let's star off with something simple so we get the basis of it. A speaker! for the... for the audiophile that I am.
You've all these different things... They have a 3D mode where you can see different versions of 3D, but the default is like wiggle,
which is supposed to be like that... Have you ever seen any of those gifs where they wiggle and it looks like it actually
has depth to it, and it kinda freaks you out.
It's kind of freaky, guys, not gonna lie. So this thing has 48 parts in it. So you have to take apart all the little different things.
It's probably not a good one to start with because there's not a lot of destruction to this
It's just me taking off tiny to the pieces
There's something therapeutic about it though watch the whole thing come apart. It's like reverse IKEA furniture building
Its like that game home improvisation. It's like that but backwards
Where have they taken it that furniture is all together, and I have to figure out how I take it apart good
God look at all these fucking screws Jesus yeah, now we start taking bits apart now. We start taking the good shit out
nice
Variant wait was this thing attached
Uh-huh, there's more there we go, that's how it tricks yet. There's more pieces stuck together get away from that
We can I not move you there. We go get off that I don't care see
Normally, it's like oh this thing actually has more parts in it
But then you get to the point where it's like where where are the fucking parts of God so tedious, but all the electrics
Electricals all the little electricals can I take this out we got 15 parts left?
Okay, I have no idea where all these parts are
And
Basically at the end get up cut off the bottom of that
See here we go it's all apart
It's all apart. There's still four parts
Wait where are these four parts Tony ah look at you
Do you have extra bits? No is it in you are you the extra parts? Oh?
my god
really one two three and
Four there we did it Jesus Christ that was tedious, but you know what the best part is
Now that I finished the level. I don't have to do that again cuz I could just drop the bomb
Nice wait do that again do that again that wasn't know wasn't good enough
Gonna drop the bomb there
Now it's it's honest you get the satisfaction of watching
It just be here, and then I can pick that up and put it in different places and put it down here and then
Yeah
Okay, but that was that was that was a little shitty one because I just wanted to show off what the mechanics of the game
were, let's move on to something a bit bigger and a bit better robot saves bicycles a
house ah
Ok aside from my expert mechanic skills to go to work there. We go you see
well
See all this shit is in your way. That's where your car's broken
Its like see its like  god there's your problem
Fucking kids with their suicide doors these days. They don't know what to do with them look at this you see this shoddy craftsmanship
Shoddy shoddy shoddy. They just don't build them like they used to
Back in my day a car was for life. You bought a car
You knew who would get you for me to be to see and all the way to your brain
Back into the hospital bed. It would even drive you to the hospital
These days now. It's all about Lamborghinis and Tesla's and I
Don't know what's the world come to you. See this you see this right here. It's not supposed to be there
These are not supposed to be on cars
These are actually for boats
You're not supposed to have these yeah. Oh all of your shit. It's just it's all broken
So I'll break it away. Can you?
still drive
Maybe it's not as bad as I thought it was oh
Oh Jesus it's on fire. Well. There's your problem
seats you don't need seats just
Stand in your car from now on
Just just go to the car store and buy a standing one you go all these pedals. They're not even pedals
They're just fish splice spatulas
You're not gonna be able to drive around with those in your car
You know or do you rid of we're even thinking about going with this thing?
So many, it's just falling apart
This is not a well-rounded care look look see just came right off
It's just terrible, it's terrible your whole car is falling apart
This stuff is all supposed to stay on the car. Ain't no way it's not let me get a look at the underside here
yeah, oh, it's
Just a bunch of shit down here as well. Don't worry. I'm gonna fix your car
I'm gonna make it better than it ever was it's going to run way smoother once Jack's done with it
You're gonna wonder if it's even the same car anymore because it's gonna be so different by the end in a good way
Yeah, yeah, yeah, well. We're good. We're reaching good potential now. You're gonna need a whole new set of wheels okay?
These ones are bad deed these are actually snow wheels
You're you weren't supposed to be using these on the road
Yeah, very very bad. Yeah, I'm giving it a new lock. I'm giving this car the the I parked in the wrong neighborhood look
very stylish very
Fashionable not a lot of upkeep. It's actually easy to keep the car in this condition for a very long time
Almost no maintenance towards it
Insurance is good
I'm gonna give you a nice premium and on sell insurance, but for you. I will there we go there. We go this engines bad
This is a bad engine
I've put together and took apart a few cars in my time. I know what works, and what doesn't ok?
This is not supposed to be here. These are actually four sleds. I don't know why its on a car
But not no, this is good. This is a good luck
This is what you want, so you want to see what all the kids are doing?
How do you think you get those high speeds in the new Tesla Roadster? It's because you have to sacrifice a lot of the bulk
You got to make the care faster to go faster
There was your biggest problem you had a Magnemite inside your care. Hole come on don't go and care. They go on Pokeball yeah
Yeah, it's not looking too. Good is it
Well your problem now, I'm not even a mechanic. I don't even know why you brought it in to me in the first place really
Hopefully your insurance covers it, but no insurance
Alright
Well have a good day another day another citizen that needs help
I mean this one's a no-brainer the windscreen is broken at least that parts easy to fix
Oh
Shit
So nothing all right, I've intentionally saved the best for last. There's a lot of things in here like trains and planes and
skyscrapers tanks and everything
Geez Space Station's submarines everything you can just you can disassemble a frigate spinner my god. There's look
There's a lot of things my favorite thing in the game though is none of those. It's the Titanic you can actually
disassemble the entire
Titanic I
Mean there's a hundred and fifty one in Paris
And I'm sure it was close to about 17 million of them in the real one port. It's fun because you can take apart
You can actually take your pair at the front and watch the whole thing sink
Are you actually gonna sink are you sinking?
I don't know if that's sinking
Okay, maybe okay there we go now. She's sinking now. She's going
What a good boat, and then we'd be like oh no
These ones have started ain't a contract water the water all aboard. What are we gonna do captain?
Yep
The unsinkable ship my ass. Oh wait Oh Jack and Rose must have gotten off the front. That's good
I'm glad they got away
Okay, there's something kinda creepy about hearing the whole thing Wayne and buckle and everything but with no sounds
Like that, but there's no ocean sounds there's no people sounds. There's no nothing. This is actually kind of impressive
It's sinking like it would have I wonder if it's gonna break in half
Will the game actually allow that will it break in half, and then the bottom will go up and down
Apparently, that's what really happened to it. Which is crazy when you think about it
That a ship of that size broke in half in the ocean. Oh my god it does
That's awesome
Whoa
The pipe all buckled and broke wait. Are you all gonna slam down?
I'm not removing parts though. I'm not doing it properly
Okay, you just landed cool still have a hundred and forty four parts to take away though, and this actually six properly as well
That's cool
Wonder if they programmed it that way or if it actually just follows proper physics, I don't think your to follow proper physics I
Think there's a V R
Titanic game as well where you can get in and walk around it and see it sinking and stuff like that or maybe I
saw a while ago somebody made it in the Unreal Engine where you could walk around the Titanic I
Mean I would a second just for a game like this
Were you where you sink the Titanic over and over again with different variables, that would be a cool simulation to have
To get in and I throw rocks at it and throw bombs at it
Well you can throw bombs at it
But I have to take apart all the pieces and I doubt I'm gonna be able to do that
It's pretty like tiny little bits everywhere oh
There she goes
I'm fascinated by to Titanic
after seeing the movie when I was 9 I
got a book talking all about how their the movie was made in the production and how like behind the scenes and just
lore and the real Titanic
You're gonna crash into each other
I
Think it's fine. I think it'd been a clue and you can just stick that back together
But I would look up stuff about the Titanic it ever since and I'm just fascinated by the whole thing
Oh, dude. You could drive it into the iceberg oh
Now that's cool. Do the propellers actually go, or is it just fake they do
This is neat I
Really like this okay slam into that iceberg iceberg
And then well technically they tried to turn it and slow it down and that kind of stuff didn't they I'm just driving straight in
Nice did it actually take a chunk off the front it did
Just like it would have in real life
That's cool, and now the whole thing's gonna sink oh
Man I thought this is gonna be a thing where you just like took bits off of it
I didn't know you could actually sink it properly oh
That's awesome
Boosh was waste. I wish was way speeding it up hold on. I think I might have burned away
There she goes she broke in half kid wait you gotta lose the weight oh
Yeah, I forgot they're they're very heavy oh
Jesus Jesus
Just tear a hole chunks of it on the boats, we've been through these lifeboats go people go man women and children first
Hopefully don't freeze to death though the Atlantic. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. I?
Don't think she was ready to be born yet
Wait, that's late. That's like when you need a c-section
But you don't give it Heys this other piece still coming down there. We go ah
Nice one you might okay, okay? I need to start taking chunks off you you might need to crap
You're gonna muddy the you're gonna money the piles
No, we don't know what parents like doing in my parts. I haven't stopped that oh
Christ I
Guess that's one way of doing it just slamming bits of it into itself
Here we go get rid of all that ass
Get all ass say for you to lose a bit of weight Titanic
Okay now this is very confusing. I don't know what parts are want anymore oh
God you're all individual pieces. Okay, some of it is some of it is actually I
Just break you and have you float up and break all these
That would have been nice. Oh my god really. Oh my god really
The captain's wheel comes off on its own
Does it?
No
What are you telling me it does if it doesn't
Hey there we go I'm almost there we need a 44% I can do this I'm telling you lads
This is how we get the Titanic off the bottom of the Atlantic
We just start taking chunks of it off
Okay, I can't the steering wheel and everything is still there
They're just floating Oh
God are you individual pieces?
Okay, I think these are just
These you're somebody gone
The drowning sounds oh please no I
Think these were like throttle forward and back, and then you could steer it yourself from the inside if you really wanted to
Have to get rid of the staircase sorry sorry Kate Winslet. You can't come down anymore
All things fought this is what really went down
Then this is the ravages of the ocean the Titanic sank and then the ocean was just like no
I don't want it get it out of here
Concern, it's freaking out bits of us are flying everywhere and all the fish around like Jesus right tap
There was a shoe fucking Titanic, bro
Shit's crazy wait why are you not individual bits on this one the nine pairs left two parts
Really this
Where are these two parts Scooby Titanic wrecking crew come through one part left
Okay, okay, it's somewhere. I don't know where it is, but it's somewhere
All I want for Christmas is two front teeth me two front teeth yes me two front teeth oh
Yeah, I
Don't want to hit, but I did it nice that means I get to do wait first. We're going a wiggle wiggle wiggle
Yeah, okay cool. Oh
Shit I didn't mean to explode it immediately okay, you put the bomb down first
Let's need the bomb there the bombs fine the bombs not hurting anybody
Are you just gonna explode once you hit it anyway
No why do you all slow?
What's wrong with you you gotta be going slow head going on okay as soon as it hits the water
Holy fuck oh, that's good. Oh, that's damn good
Very nice
It's raining Titanic so thence let's slow motion of zero percent or five percent or something like that
But I can actually put it so that there's no slow motion on the bomb at all and I can also pick up the bomb
Do whatever the fuck I want with more the faceoff this bitch
Do you think in the sink unsinkable ship meet a moveable iceberg
Spectacu that's Titanic 2 the sequel to Titanic
James Cameron's pulling out all the stops this time actually Titanic 2 is going to be directed by Michael Bay
He's he's gonna he's gonna put a stamp on it this time
happens if I put it
Sorry my bad what happens if I put it on the iceberg?
They destroy guys oh
But that's my favorite bomb okay here comes the Titanic barreling down the street. It's just like hey, I'm
unsinkable yeah come on try your best
We'll fucking try our best send your Titanic
Don't you even worry about that as soon as you start hit that iceberg? Oh no?
No the guys are like oh
You see that and see that the iceberg was explosive I
Just said iceberg ahead. Oh
dad
Oh shit iceberg
Take that you're in syncable bitch, okay, why would I leave this video here? That was a ton of fun?
I may come back and play more of this because there's so many other things you can destroy Space Station's submarines there's bombs robots
planes
it's gonna be pain in the ass that you have to get to that to unlock the bomb I
Feel like you should just have the bomb anyway, and you should get no score for using the bomb or something
I don't know and then picking a parrot all the pieces can be differently. I don't know why there is a score
I just like destroying shit, but it's cool that the Titanic actually works like the Titanic and you can mess around with it that way
Okay, yeah, it seems like it just does the same thing every time
Regardless of where you blow it up. That's fine it look spectacular
Anyway, thank you guys so much watching this episode if you liked it punch that like button in the face like
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