But I still feel shy though.
When
I'm around really pretty women.
You know...
Yeah, I feel all awkward and shit.
I mean I don't want that
reaction or anything.
I don't know.
Don't worry I'm not feeling shy today.
So it's fine.
Oh!
Did he just say that?
Did he just?
Did a comedian just make a joke?
All the guys are like, "Brutal bro!"
All the women are like, "Really?
Freaking
asshole.
Have you even seen me?
Have you even seen me?
What is this shit lighting?
Give me bathroom lights.
I'll show you, you son of a bitch.
How dare you say that?
How dare you say that, Kenny?
Wow!
We're not pretty enough for him?
You
know how much shit I put on my face?
My mother doesn't
recognise me now, yeah!
I put some eye liner, some mascara,
I put eyelashes through the sunroof, bitch!
How dare you say that?
I'm not pretty enough it seems.
I put like eye shadow from
light to dark, dark to light,
four dimensional eye shadow.
You son of a bitch.
I met my grandfather.
He's doing well.
I straightened my hair and
I lost four of my fingers.
But I'll still climb the Himalayas,
you son of a bitch."
It's just a joke.
I don't mean that.
Because women, they
re-invent themselves.
Whenever they go anywhere,
it's like how can I be better for
this new venue?
This new place.
You enter a bathroom,
a new person comes out.
I'm like, "Excuse me, have
you seen my friend Tina?
Oh you're Tina.
Shit!"
Awesome.
Guys when they go
inside the bathroom,
first question is do I really
need to wash my hands?
Do I?
And second is why am
I even wearing clothes, bro?
Because guys as they get older,
they just want to get naked.
Look at your dad at home.
Your dad hates wearing clothes.
Yeah!
He just hates wearing clothes.
When guests come home, your mom is like,
"What impression will we make?"
Your dad is like,
"I have to wear clothes now?
No!"
It's like you got
a bear from the wild.
And you are teaching
him how to live in civilization.
It's crazy, I know.
So I feel shy around women.
You know there are really pretty
intimidating women, right.
You guys know what I'm talking about.
Oh so, everyone's a player.
Okay.
I'm sorry guys.
I'm sorry
for looking stupid.
All the guys are like,
"Bro, what you're talking about?
What is this shy shit?
Shy?
Bro that's not in my dictionary.
I'm so hot, when I step out
on the road, a truck full of
women come and I'm like,
No, thanks and I moonwalk home.
Yeah!
That's how cool I am, Kenny.
Shy?
I'm not shy.
Yeah?"
That's why I hate asking for
opinions from guys in a group.
Guys are amazing people one on one.
They are amazing people.
Have conversations with them one on one.
Moment you put them in a group,
they'll be like...
Just.
They are the worst people.
Like women who are dating guys, you know
what I am talking about.
Your boyfriend one on one
with you, is super emotional.
They'll be like, "Baby, I just wanna say
you mean the world to me, baby."
"Can you hold my hand
while I talk to you?
Can you hold my hand?
It's almost like the past eight months
have become the best eight months.
Can you do that finger thing?
Can we do that finger thing?
I just wanna say that
My friends...
Like me and Gopal have been
friends for like eight years.
But your eight months
feel like a life time.
It is not even the physical thing,
it's just the cuddling.
You know you make me...
You make me feel warm, you know?
Like you know me better than
my parents too, you know.
I can tell you stories that
I can't tell anybody.
Baby, just...
You're my
princess and I'm your prince,
I just want to say that.
I just want to say that."
And suddenly, his guy friends
come like, "Bro this
Neha is being so clingy bro!
Shit!
E-M-O, Emo!
Let's go and drink bro!
