I was just bored.
Are you just trying to get into my pants?
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the video!
(realization)
Hello everybody, this is Userone
And we are... ouh, I got a job offer..
while I'm in prison?
What is this?
No, thank you.
Right, so.. we are, right now..
in prison, we've been arrested unlawfully
for murder
can you believe that?
This is bullshit, you know what?
You know what?
This is some bullshit.
Better yet - Los Santos only has a male prison!
Isn't that right?
All these guys are exercising, look at that!
There's not a single white guy here!
They're all black!
Including me.
I need to break out of this prison.
Somehow.
Right, fuck it.
I'm just gonna make a run for it.
Like, what's the worst they could do?
Hey!
Don't mind me, officer!
I'm just going for a jog!
Just going for a jog, officer!
Uh, I need a gun, fuck this.
I'm going for this guy's gun.
Does he have a gun?
"You make a habbit of bumping into security
guards?"
-Oh yes, he does.
I got his gun!
I got his gun!
- Alright, can I go or nah?
- YES YOU CAN GO!
PLEASE GO!
PLEASE GO!
I'm being shot!
They him me, they hit me a couple of times!
- Uh, just wait a few seconds before I get
there!
Ugh, fuck!
Motherfuckers!
Hang on!
I was arrested for a wrong crime!
I was wrongfully arrested, oh shit - a helicopter!
Okay!
Okay!
I'm doing it!
I'm gonna run out the front door!
Front gate!
See if you can convince them
that you work here or something.
Maybe, maybe say that you're like a secret
agent, like a CIA
I don't know, maybe that'll work.
Aw, shit, man.
You really gotta help me out.
Aw, shit!
Is that you?
What the fuck kinda car is that!?
- Convincing them, that it's me!
- That I'm with them!
- Fuck that.
Oh my god!
Oh no, I'm gonna die.
Are you dead?
I'm dead as well.
- What the fuck is this car doing!?
(laughter)
Okay, do you wanna have another take?
- I mean I-...
Ugh..
- Yeah.
Okay.
Hey everybody, this is Userone.
We are playing as Michelle Jefferson.
We have been unlawfully arrested for murder.
I'm going to trial this, but unfortunately
I still have to sit out my sentence
which is a life sentence because it's a murder.
So that's kind of unfair I believe?
You know I think you should be able to..
contest your crime before you have to sit
out the punishment.
But I guess that's not how it works in Los
Santos.
Anyway, yeah we're in prison.
It's kind of boring here, I'm the only female
right now.
There's no one else, everyone else if offline
right now.
Only the guards are, and as you can see they're
pretty much (are) all idling except like a
few.
Ay, what are you doing, guard?
Am I gonna get some prison food around (here)?
Hm?
Am I gonna get some prison food?
"Oh my godness"
What?
You never seen a black person before?
C'mon, man.
"You wanna lose your life!?"
Oh my god, Jesus Christ.
Okay, man, I'm fucking going.
"I'm taking you down!"
Discrimination.
"You're (inaudible)"
Yeah man, okay.
I'm going.
Right, so..
what the hell am I gonna do?
I dun' wanna spend my life here.
Maybe I should just make a run for it?
They (are) gonna shoot at me if I run.
Hm.
Fuck it, let's go.
I'm going for it.
I'm making a run for it.
"You piece of shit"
What the fuck!?
"You are dead"
Ay!
Who are you!?
Woah!
Who are you!?
Ay, come back here!
What the fuck are you doing in here!?
Who is this!?
- Get in!
What the fuck!?
(laughing)
What the hell is going on?
- Just shut up and get in.
Wait, is that a gun!?
Can I have it?
- Go ahead.
Okay.
Fuck you, motherfuckers!
"Stop the goddamn --"
Yeah, arrest me for murder now!
Wooh!
What the hell is going on?
Oh my god, we are in a bit of a trouble.
Hi, my name is Michelle, nice to meet you.
- Hi, I'm Dan.
Dan?
What are we doing, Dan?
- Trying to get away.
Why is your Rocket Launcher pink?
- (chuckle) I like it.
I guess it kind of looks like a toy.
That's a good point.
Oh my god.
I don't actually want to murder cops.
But, I don't want to spend life in prison.
- Too late for that.
They really should revamp their justice system
if they don't want this to happen very often.
- I don't think anyone else is dumb enough
to do this.
Okay, so what do you think we should do now?
We have a plan?
- Ugh.. maybe get out?
Oh you shot that fucking cop, man!
Jesus.
- No.
He had a family!
- That's not true, he died himself.
Okay, let me think of a plan.
Ugh..
we probably should not go to any of my places,
because, well.. they know who I am since I
was in the prison.
I think I need a change of clothes?
So we could stop by a clothing store.
Perhaps, after we get rid of the police.
You have a fully automatic?
And you didn't tell me?
- Yeah, well - you just took it, so I mean...
- I thought you said that you don't want to
kill cops?
I'm not killing them, I'm -- This is all suppressive
fire.
It's justified self-defense.
"Pull the car over!"
Oh my god, there's like a pool of magazines
back here.
How many rounds do you have?
A thousand?
- Uh-uh, more.
- I'm trying to get you out of the prison,
I mean (inaudible).
Why do you even care about me?
- I don't know, I was just bored.
Are you trying to get into my pants?
- Yeah.
That's fucked up.
- It's not.
Is it really that desperate out there?
You can't, like, install Tinder?
You have to break a woman out of prison?
- What's Tinder?
I don't know this, you know, new language
I guess.
How old are you?
(chuckle)
Oh, ow, ow.
You broke my neck, you piece of shit.
- (chuckle) It's fine, don't worry.
(inaudible)
How can you even see?
The hood is up!
- It's not!
It is on my screen.
- Are you hallucinating?
Yeah, well..
I'm surprised I'm not dead.
(laughing)
Oh, that cop is dead!
- You just killed a cop!
No, I didn't.
- You just killed a cop.
No, I didn't.
- Yeah, you did.
It's self-defense.
Huh, we escaped.
Oh my God.
Why do you have neon on your orange-ass car?
Don't you think it's easier to spot it?
- (laughing) No.
I (like) attention.
Yeah, but.. attention, right now, is probably
not something you want.
- You never know, actually.
I just wanna be on the news.
Okay, well, do you have a change of clothes
for me?
Do you have anything?
- Hm, no.
(laughing) I kinda (inaudible)
Open the trunk, open the trunk.
I don't believe that you came this unprepared.
I think you're just fucking with me.
Open the trunk.
- No.
Open the trunk.
- That's not true.
Just open the trunk.
Look - you have a change of clothes right
here!
Okay, don't look while I change.
- What did you say?
I couldn't hear you.
Ay, don't look!
I haven't finished!
Go away.
- Alright.
There you go.
Okay - how do I look?
- (exclamation).. nice pants!
Uh, okay.
Alright.
I'll change.
Ay!
- (laughter)
I'll..
I'll--
- Just get in.
Fuck it.
Alright.
So where are we going now, what are we doing?
We should probably change a vehicle now that
I think about it.
- Yeah.
(outro theme)
