>> Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME THE
FORMER FIRST LADY OF THESE
UNITED STATES, MICHELLE OBAMA!
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♪ ♪ ♪
♪ LOVE AND HAPPINESS ♪
>> Stephen: THANKS SO MUCH FOR
BEING BACK HERE.
>> Audience: A.O.C.!
A.O.C.!
>> Stephen: WE'RE LIVE, WE
HAVE TO DO THE SHE.
>> Stephen: DO YOU THINK THE
DIVISION THAT'S IN THE COUNTRY
RIGHT NOW IS AN ABERRATION, THIS
IS NOT THE NORM?
>> I THINK IT IS SO EASY AND
LAZY TO LEAD BY FEAR.
IT IS MUCH HARDER TO LEAD BY
HOPE.
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WITH HOPE.
>> THE CONSTITUTION HAS A
SPECIFIC REMEDY, WHICH IS
IMPEACHMENT.
>> Stephen: OH, OKAY, OKAY.
HOW ABOUT-- HOW ABOUT
SUBPOENAED?
CAN A PRESIDENT BE SUBPOENAED?
>> YES, THE SUPREME COURT HAS
DECIDE THAT.
>> Stephen: OKAY, YOU DON'T
HAVE TO YELL.
ALL RIGHT.
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ALL RIGHT.
>> YOU TELLING ME-- I ( BLEEP ).
>> ROBERT.
>> Stephen: THAT ROBERT IS
INSTANTLY LEGENDARY.
"ROBERT."
>> I KNOW.
>> Stephen: EVERYBODY WHO
FREAKS OUT AT ANYBODY, FROM NOW
ON OUT--
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IF ANYBODY-- IF ANYBODY YELLS AT
ME, IF ANYBODY YELLS AT ME FOR
THE NEXT YEAR, I'M JUST GOING TO
GO, "ROBERT."
>> WE'VE NEVER FAILED TO ADDRESS
THIS ISSUE.
AND WE WILL ADDRESS IT AGAIN.
I DON'T KNOW WHY HE'S ALL BENT
OUT OF SHAPE.
>> Stephen: WELL, SENATOR, I
FOR WITHIN DON'T THINK--
>> WHAT DID HE SAY?
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I KNOW THAT YOUR SPECIES ISN'T
KNOWN FOR MOVING QUICKLY.
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>> Stephen: WOULD THAT BE--
WOULD THAT BE APE TURTLE
REFERENCE, JON?
>> TOMORROW, AS SOON AS
POSSIBLE, AND DON'T MAKE THEM
BEG FOR IT.
YOU COULD PASS THIS THING AS A
STANDALONE BILL TOMORROW.
MEET WITH THEM.
I BEG OF YOU.
MEET WITH THEM TOMORROW.
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>> Stephen: DO YOU FEEL LIKE
HE IS NOW, STILL, TWO YEARS
N"YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT GUY FOR
THIS JOB AT THIS TIME"?
>> WHO THE PRESIDENT?
>> Stephen: YEAH.
>> WELL, I MEAN --
>> Stephen: DO YOU REGRET AT
ALL-- DO YOU REGRET AT ALL
HELPING THIS MAN GET ELECTED?
AND I'LL JOIN YOU-- I'LL JOIN
YOU ON THIS ONE.
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>> Stephen: FORMER STAFFERS OF
YOURS HAVE LAUNCHED "ORGANIZING
FOR BERNIE" THIS WEEK.
I KNOW YOU'RE NOT GOING TO
ANSWER THE QUESTION, SO I'M NOT
GOING TO ASK YOU IF YOU'RE
RUNNING IN 2020, SO DON'T MAKE
ME ASK IT.
JUST TELL ME.
ARE YOU RUNNING IN 2020?
OR ARE THEY WASTING THEIR TIME?
SHOULD WE TELL RIM THEM RIGHT
NOW THEY'RE WASTING THEIR TIME
TO ORGANIZE FOR JEW WHY I THINK
YOU WOULD ASK ME THAT QUESTION.
>> Stephen: ARE YOU GOING TO
RUN FOR PRESIDENT?
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>> I MIGHT.
>> Stephen: YOU MIGHT.
YOU MIGHT!
WHY CAN'T YOU JUST TELL US?
ISN'T LEADERSHIP ABOUT
DECISIVENESS?
>> IT IS.
>> Stephen: RIGHT NOW, YOU'VE
GOT AN OPPORTUNITY TO PROVE TO
THE AMERICAN PEOPLE THAT YOU
HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO SIT IN THE
OVAL OFFICE!
MAKE THE TOUGH CALLS!
>> I'LL SPEAK ON HIS BEHALF
HERE.
HE'S GOING TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT.
HOW ABOUT THAT?
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>> Stephen: AND THE MONEY
WOULD COME FROM A TAX ON THE
SUPER WEALTHY?
>> YEAH!
>> Stephen: WHAT NUMBER--
>> YEAH!
>> Stephen: I'M ALL FOR THAT.
I'M ALL FOR THAT.
>> GOOD.
>> Stephen: I'M JUST CURIOUS
WHAT NUMBER SUPER WELLIE STARTS
AT.
COULD YOU WRITE ON THIS PIECE OF
PAPER AND I'LL LET YOU KNOW HOW
MUCH I SUPPORT--
>> 123123 PLUS 1.
THAT'S WEALTH.
IT'S $50 MILLION.
>> Stephen: OKAY, I'M ON
BOARD, I'M ON BOARD THEN.
I'M ON BOARD.
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>> Stephen: TED CRUZ HAS HELD
ON TO HIS SENATE SEAT.
IN TEXAS.
HOLD ON ONE SECOND.
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ONCE AGAIN, TED CRUZ DEFEATS
BETO O'ROURKE.
ALTHOUGH, ALTHOUGH, BY NOT BEING
TED CRUZ, BETO IS STILL A
WINNER.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> JUST REMEMBER, IT WASN'T THE
REPUBLICANS.
IT WAS THE DEMOCRATS THAT TOOK
YOU INTO THE VET TO GET FIXED.
AND-- AND THERE IS FREEDOM ON
THE OTHER SIDE.
>> I SUPPORT-- HEY, I SUPPORT
SPAYING AND NEUTERING, JUST LIKE
TRUMP DID TO YOU!
I KID!
>> COMING UP, STEPHEN GOES
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