
English: 
(Professor)
I'm glad you could all make it.
Yeah, it's not like it's Saturday and we have active social lives, or things to do or anything.
Glad to hear it.
I was being sarcastic.
So was I.
Several weeks ago, I went to the doctor.
They found a growth in my liver.
And it's been slowly increasing in size.
Did you schedule surgery to remove it?
No, instead I built this mini submarine.
It looks like a gondola.
It USED to be a gondola.
NOW it's a mini submarine.
Did you steal it from the park?
No, but I did steal this.
It's a shrink ray.
I've had it for years, and I've been ITCHING for a reason to use it.
I'd like you all to get inside me.
Take this explosive and drop it on the mass once you find it.
THIS is your alternative to surgery?!
Get in the gondola so we can begin!

Spanish: 
(Profesor)
Feliz de que todos ustedes haigan podido venir.
Si claro, porque no es sabado y no tenemos vidas activas sociales, o nada como eso.
Me alegra oir eso.
Estaba siendo sarcastico.
Yo tambien.
Hace unas semanas, fui al doctor.
Los doctors encontraron un crecimiento en mi higado.
Y esta lentamente creciendo en tamano.
No fue quitado en tu sirugia?
No, en vez construe este mini submarino.
Se ve como una gondola.
Solia ser una gondola.
Ahora es un mini submarino.
Se lo robo del parque?
No, No lo robe.
Es un rayo que encoge.
Lo he tenido por anos, y he estado muriendome por usarlo.
Me gustaria que todos ustedes se metan adentro de mi.
Tomen este explosive y dejenlo caer en la masa cuando la encuentren.
ESTA es tu alternativa en vez sirugia?!
Entren a la gondola para que comencemos!

Spanish: 
Pense que era un mini sub.
Profesor, no estoy seguro que me gusta la idea de encoger.
“La Aventura Horrible”

English: 
I thought it was a mini sub.
Professor, I'm not sure I like the idea of shrinkage.

Spanish: 
Creo que esa es la masa.
Que fregados, Roger!
No, eso no esta bien.
Hay aire.
Bienvenidos a Hedonis.
Yo soy Eutropa y Pericles.
De donde bienen?
Edge Wood.
Un nombre curioso.
Perdon, pero somos ignorante de la locacion.
Es en Arizona.
Ah, entonces ustedes REALMENTE son del mundo external.
Que fregados son ustedes?
Tales preguntas son mejores para nuestro lider, Demetrios.
Por favor siganos adentro.

English: 
I guess that's the mass we've been looking for.
What the hell, Roger!
No, it's cool, guys.
There's air.
Welcome to Hedonis.
I am Eutropa and this is Pericles.
Where do you hail from?
Edge Wood.
A curious name.
Forgive us, but we are ignorant of its location.
It's in Arizona.
Ahh, so you are INDEED from the external world.
What the hell are you?
Such questions are better suited for our leader, Demetrios.
Please follow us inside.

English: 
I don't get it.
Neither do I.
How can an Ancient Greek temple be INSIDE the Professor's body.
What about the explosive the Professor gave us?
Are we still going to use it?
Let's hold on to it for now.
(Demetrios)
Welcome, honored guests.
Please feel free to partake in this meal.
What the hell is this crap?
Funny you should say that.
Tell us of the external world.
What is your place in it?
We're college students.
Scholars! How wonderous that our first visitors from the external world are as educated as yourselves.
I wouldn't go that far.
We have our own scholars.
Perhaps you'd like to meet them.
Allow me to give you all a tour of our great city.
The more we find out about this place, the better.

Spanish: 
No lo entiendo.
Yo tampoco.
Como puede un temple antiguo de Grecia estar adentro del cuerpo del profesor?
Y que del explosive que el Profesor nos dio?
Todavia lo vamos a usar?
Por lo pronto vamos a esperar.
(Demetrios)
Bienvenidos, huespedes.
Por favor sientance libres de participar en esta comida.
Que fregados es esto?
Gracioso que digas esto.
Cuentenos del el mundo externo?
Cual es su lugar en el?
Somos estudiantes de Universidad.
Becarios! Que maravilloso que nuestros primeros huespedes del mundo externo sean tan educados como ustedes.
Yo no iria tan lejos.
Nosotros tenemos nuestros propios becarios.
A lo major les gustaria conocerlos.
Dejenme darles un excursion de nuestra gran ciudad.
Entre mas sepamos de este lugar, major.

Spanish: 
Me agrada que aigan disfrutado la excursion.
Me ire por un momento para traerles un refresco.
Por favor de relajarce mientras tanto.
Tenemos menos de una ahora antes de que nos hagamos grandes,
Y no hemos hecho a lo que vinimos.
Bueno, hacerlo.
Pero Roge, usarlo seria asesinato.
Yo digo que lo hagamos como quiera.
Que?!
Te molesta cuando matas a una hormiga?
Esta genete es microscopica!
(Liz)
Pero son intelligentes!
(Liz)
Son una sociedad que funciona
(Carl)
Si pero tambien se estan extendiendo.
(Carl)
Que no el Profesor dijo que el tumor esta creciendo?
No sabemos si estan poniendo en peligro al Profesor!
Tener un temple Greco en tu higado no es normal.
Que puede decir que es normal?
Es que son muy buenos.
Y es por eso que debemos esperarnos.
Si la expansion afecta la vida de Profesor despues,

English: 
I'm glad you enjoyed the tour
I will leave for a moment to fetch you a light refreshment.
Please relax in the meantime.
We have less than an hour before we're unshrunk,
and we haven't done what we've came here to do.
Okay, so, let's do it.
But Roger, using it would be murder.
I say we do it anyway.
What?!
Does it bother you when you step on an ant?
These people are microscopic!
(Liz)
But they're intelligent!
(Liz)
They're a functioning society.
(Carl)
They're also expanding.
(Carl)
Didn't the Professor say the growth had been getting bigger?
We don't know if they threaten the Professor's life!
Having an Ancient Greek temple in your liver isn't normal.
Who's to say what normal is?
They're just so nice.
Which is why we should wait it out.
If their expansion threatens the Professor's life later on,

Spanish: 
(Liz)
podemos volver a encoger y usar el explosivo entonces.
Traje te para los huespedes.
Silencio!
Pericles, que pasa?
Llamen a los guardias ahora.
Nuestros huespedes no son lo que parecen.
Que--!
Atrapen a los huespedes ya!
Estan bajo arresto por conspirar para destruir Hedonus.
Pericles, podemos explicar!
Pueden explicar a Demetrios!
Au! Fijate!
Entonces, bajo el atuendo de amistad
Proponen destruirnos!
No es asi, para nada!
Realmente, si tu--
Silencio!
Su castigo sera severo.
Muerte.
No puede estar enserio.
No nos ha dado la oportunidad de defendernos.
Claro que no.
Todos los castigos en Hedonus son claros y severos.
Asi es como logramos la utopia que ven aunte ustedes.

English: 
(Liz)
we can shrink back and use the explosive then.
I brought tea for the guests.
Silence!
Pericles, what is it?
Call the guards at once.
Our guests are not what they seem.
What the--!
Seize the guests at once!
They are under arrest for conspiring to destroy Hedonus.
Pericles, we can explain!
You can EXPLAIN to Demetrios!
Ow! Watch it!
So, while under the guise of friendship
you propose to destroy us!
It's not like that at all!
Actually, if you--
Silence!
Your punishment will be severe.
Death.
You can't be serious!
You haven't even given us a chance to defend ourselves.
Of course not.
All punishments in Hedonus are swift and severe.
That's how we've attained the utopia you see before you.

English: 
More like dystopia.
Am I right, guys?
Silence!
If I have to ask you to be quiet again,
I will cut off your tongue.
Not like THAT hasn't happened before.
"Hot Stuff Chili"
World Quake!
Everyone to the shelters!
(Liz)
Run!
Wait!
What about the explosive?
Crap, I must have dropped it.
Don't let them escape!
Never mind, let's go.
They've done it!
Hmm?
Ooohhh...
Oh!

Spanish: 
Mas como dystopia.
Verdad, amigos?
Silencio!
Si les tengo que decir que se callen otra ves,
Les cortare la lengua.
Como si ESO no haiga pasado antes.
“Picante Guiso”
Terremoto!
Todos al los abrigos!
(Liz)
Corran!
Esperen!
Que del explosivo?
Mugrero, lo acabo de perder.
No los dejen escaper!
Olvidenlo, vamonos.
Lo han hecho!
Hmm?
Ooohhh...
Oh!

Spanish: 
(Roger)
Fue muy Bueno del Profesor salir y comprarnos cena.
Lo menos que podria hacer.
Estas bien Liz?
Nada mas estaba pensando en la gente de Hedonus.
Aun que no fue intencional, los matamos.
Destruimos a una ciudad entera.
Si el Profesor hubiera tenido sirugia para remover el crecimiento, 
Hedonus hubiera sido destruido como quiera.
Me pregunto si cualquiera de nosotros tenemos ciudades miniature adentro de NUESTROS cuerpos.
Subtitulos por Michael Pope
Traducida por Yuliana Butchko

English: 
(Roger)
It sure was nice of the Professor to go out and buy us dinner.
It's the least he can do.
You okay, Liz?
I was just thinking about the people of Hedonus.
Even though it was unintentional, we killed them.
We destroyed an entire city.
If the Professor had surgery to remove the mass,
Hedonus would have been destroyed, anyway.
I wonder if any of us have miniature cities in OUR bodies.
Captions by Michael Pope
