-You have a very cool super fan,
and it's very impressive.
-Yeah.
-One of your super fans is non
other than Billie Eilish.
I mean, can we take a moment
[ Cheers and applause ]
And Billie Eilish was recently
quizzed on "The Office" trivia
How did she do?
-She did fantastic.
She has watched the show
end-to-end,
when I interviewed her,
12 times.
-Dang!
-She's the hugest "Office" fan
in the world, and she knew -
I mean, I asked them to get,
like, the hardest "Office"
trivia possible known to man
and she nailed it.
She was a little nervous
at first, which was weird, tha
she was like a little nervous.
-I can't even imagine
her nervous.
-Me -- I know.
She's not nervous
about anything,
but she really -- she nailed it.
She did a great job.
-So, was that your first tim
meeting Billie?
-It was, yeah.
-Okay.
So, obviously, Billie know
a lot about "The Office."
I'm curious to know, Rainn
do you know about Billie?
-Uh-oh.
-That's right.
-Uh-oh.
-So, I have three
trivia questions to see how well
you know Billie Eilish.
-Her average fan is, like, 11,
so, okay, here we go.
-Here we go.
Number one.
-Okay.
-Billie was born the same year
as which handheld
musical technology?
-iPod.
[ Bell dings ]
-That is correct.
The iPod is correct!
Wow!
Was that a guess?
-She's like 17, 18.
That's -- That's exactly
when that came out.
-Oh, my goodness. Okay.
Number two.
Good.
Lucky, lucky.
Billie has a song
with the same name
as which television show
of yours?
-Um, uh...
"Bad Guy" -- Did not do a --
[ Buzzer ]
"Six Feet Under."
[ Bell dinging ]
-"Six Feet Under" is correct
Wow.
Two out of three.
-Yep.
-Okay.
Let's see if you get this one.
This is a tough one.
Are you ready?
-Okay.
-Which Canadian musical
heartthrob
was Billie's first love?
I'll give you a hint.
It should be, but it is not me
[ Laughter ]
-And it's not Drake.
I can see that in your eyes.
-He's mine.
-It's the Biebs.
-Justin Bieber is correct!
Justin Bieber is correct!
-Yeah.
-Wow!
So, Billie,
if you're watching this,
Rainn knows
just as much about you.
-I am basically her stalker.
And I know
that's a little creepy.
-Does it ever get annoying
when people call you "Dwight,"
though?
Like, strangers come up to you
"Oh, my God! Dwight!
Dwight! Dwight!"
Does that annoy you?
-That happens a lot.
That happens a lot.
I get people driving by going,
"Yo, Dwight!"
Um, but there was
a kid in Chicago,
and he was going down the
street, he's like,
"Dwight! Dwight!"
And I turn around,
and he's like, "Oh, man.
Can get a picture with you
I'm your biggest fan."
And I was like, "Okay.
Well, then, what's my name?"
[ Laughter ]
And he's like...
[ Laughter ]
"I don't know."
-He didn't know your name?
-"Well, then, you're not
my biggest fan
if you don't know my name.
And that's it.
And I walked away.
And I tweeted about that
and everyone thought
I was a total [bleep]
-I mean,
I think that's very fair.
-Kind of a Dwight thing to do,
but I also -- what I do,
in case of these situations,
I had these little cards made up
that I give people...
[ Laughter ]
...on the street.
-Let me see this.
-That says,
"I asked Rainn Wilson,
the guy who played Dwight
on "The Office" and some other
roles, for a selfie,
and all I got
was this idiotic card."
[ Laughter ]
And then there's a place to --
to tape --
-To put your picture.
-A little selfie right there
You can tape your little selfie,
and it's like
you took a picture with me
-That is amazing.
Round of applause for this
This is so genius!
[ Applause ]
I gotta do this.
-Yeah.
And I'm gonna pull an "Oprah."
I've got cards for you
and for you and for you!
-Y'all get cards!
-For you.
-So, on the note
of approaching celebrities..
-Yeah.
-...you've had some interestin
conversations, or rather,
should I say,
one-way conversations
with people online.
Specifically, Drake.
You've tweeted a lot,
if we take a look here.
-Your man?
-Correct. My man, Drake.
Correct. Thank you.
When you tweeted him saying,
"When you hear
that hotline bling,
it can only mean one thing."
Then you replied saying, "Wait
What does that mean?"
And drake says,
"Sexual intercourse."
-That's right.
-But this is just all you
talking to yourself.
Is this a fantasy or --
-Listen. No.
I view it as a service to
the listening audience of Drake.
-Mm-hmm.
-He's a poet.
He's like -- He's like a
Canadian Shakespeare, okay
And his poetry is fraught with
like, metaphor
and simile and allegory.
-Yep.
-And a lot of times, people just
don't get exactly what he'
talking about, so he's like --
♪♪ When I hear
that hotline bling ♪♪
♪♪ It can only mean one thing
And, like, people don't know
-You're right.
-They don't know
what that means.
"Should we go shopping"?
I don't know what it means
"Let's take a ferry-boat ride.
I don't know what
the "hotline bling" means.
So, you know, it means sexua
intercourse with sexual organs
[ Laughter ]
-Thank you for explaining that
to all the parents at home
-People need to know
that that's what he meant.
-Thank you for your service,
my friend.
Thank you for your service
and clarifying that.
-You're welcome.
[ Cheers and applause ]
You --
-You're welcome, Canada.
