(crowd cheering)
- [Nick] Talk to your people, man.
- All right, I got you.
What's going on AT, at you ready?
- [Audience] Yes!
- Okay, all right.
Two rules, okay.
Just two rules.
Two shakers and your out.
Take too long and you're out.
Stay in your lane, okay?
That's all I ask.
(audience laughs)
Stay in your lane.
Red Squad step up,
Black Squad step it out.
(audience applauds)
Come on.
Give me Clips.
(audience cheers)
Give me B Simone.
(audience cheers)
(Referee exclaims)
- Baby boy, you really gonna stand up here
and act like we don't
wear the same size bra.
(audience laughs)
- B Simone you better go somewhere with
that loud, green stripe
under your titties.
It look like you control
traffic in the strip club.
(audience laughs)
Two bottles this way.
Singles this way.
- Clips at this point call me Eve
'cause you over there lookin'
like a big ass apple (beep).
(audience laughs)
- Speaking of apple
let's talk about the one
in your throat, Adam.
(audience hollers and applauds)
- No!
- Out!
- [Nick] Got damned.
(bell dings)
(audience applauds)
- Give me Yvng Sawg.
- [Swag] Oh my god.
(audience cheers)
- Let's get it Swag.
- Whoo!
(audience laughs)
- Give me Lay Lay.
(audience cheers)
(referee exclaims)
- You don't get your got darn it, oh.
I'm tellin' momma.
(audience laughs)
Up outta here.
- Okay, I'm rubber and your glue.
So whatever I say bounces off of me
right on to you, am I correct?
(audience laughs)
- I don't care who you are, shaky.
(audience laughs)
- Your name Lil' Lay Lay
but can you do the nae nae?
(audience laughs)
- I know you are, but what am I?
I know you are, but what am I?
I know you are, but what am I?
(whistle blows)
- I'll tell you what you are.
Out!
(crowd roars)
(bell dings)
(audience laughs)
This outta be fun.
Give me Jason Lee.
(audience cheers)
Give me Brad Hilton.
(audience cheers)
(referee exclaims)
- If you don't get your
started from the bottom
and now how your find your ass back there
that ass outta here.
- [Referee] Boom, shaky.
- You know Jason Lee, in my community
we call you (speaking in
foreign language) (beep).
(audience gasps)
- What the (beep) is that?
- You eat (beep) and you eat (beep)
(audience cheers)
- If you open up your mouth
I know Pez candy gonna
come out that mother(beep).
- Two shakies, you.
Out.
- Got damned.
(bell dings)
(audience cheers)
- He hates me and I hate him.
Give me Nick and DJ D-Wreck.
(audience gasps)
Come on over here D-Wreck.
Come on out here D-Wreck.
- I ain't ready.
(whistle blows)
(audience applauds)
- Get him D-Wreck.
Nick, you ready?
- Ready.
- DJ Big Head, you ready?
(audience laughs)
(referee exclaims)
- If you don't get your fake Jordies
forever my lady looking
ass the (beep) outta here.
(audience laughs)
- If you don't get your--
(buzzer sounds)
(audience laughs)
If you don't get your little L shaped ass
up outta here (beep) with long--
- One shaky.
(audience laughs)
(buzzer sounds)
- If you don't get your once
I get fired from Wild N' Out
I'ma get my job DJing on
the ice cream truck ass
the (beep) up outta here.
(audience laughs)
- [Referee] Two shakies.
(Nick laughs)
- If you don't get your--
(crickets chirping)
(audience laughs)
(whistle blows)
- You, out!
(fog horn blares)
- [Crowd] Got Damned.
(bell dings)
(audience applauds)
- Hold up, hold up, hold up.
I need DC Young Fly.
(audience cheers)
He-Man, right here.
(audience applauds)
Y'all know the rules.
Two shakies and you're out.
(audience laughs)
Stay in your lane.
(audience laughs)
Stay in your lane, okay?
(D-Wreck exclaims)
(audience laughs)
- The chains on your neck cost
36 Dave and Buster ticket.
New winner looking ass.
- I'm 'bout to get on your got there
Ken, Footlocker working at
look all I can't reach
the top shelf looking ass.
(audience laughs)
- If you don't get you
orphanage shoes wearing ass
the (beep) up outta here
I don't curse so I'm
gonna do it like this.
You got on the girl bit.
Ow, waist having ass.
(audience cheers)
- Uh-uh, don't do that.
Cause your ladies front
♪ Moving ♪
(audience laughs)
(bell dings)
(fog horn blares)
