~{Domics Intro}~
A few weeks ago I went to chill with
my friend Agnis
And we went to the mall to
play some...
DANCE! DANCE! REVOLUTION!!!
If you don't know what it is,
it's a rhythm based game
where you basically
have to step on arrows that
correspond with the ones on the screen
Which are determined depending on the song
and its tempo
The mall we went to
was probably the most
Asian mall in the city
And if you live in Toronto,
you definitely know
which one I'm talking about.
That's right
Pacific Mall!
~{Anime Cheerleader Sounds}~
Anyway, as we are walking
towards the arcade
I'm half expecting some hardcore asian
playing some hardcore song
Because, that's always the case,
whenever I go there
Sooo, Agnis and I
finally get to the arcade
And the machine is like
wayyy at the back
But from the entrance
I could already see a crowd
where the machine would be
And I'm thinking
"Oh man, there is definitely
a hardcore asian,
playing some hardcore song"
And everyone is just
starting their pants
in amazement.
We get closer and..
Lo and behold!
Some hardcore asian,
playing some hardcore song.
No big deal.
Until I realize
Wait,
these people aren't
an audience.
They're, they're all
here to play.
Woah, woah girl
hold up.
I knew this because,
weellll
if you don't know
DDR Etiquette
Yes there's 
DDR Etiquette
And I know this because
I was a huge nerd in highschool
There's this little ledge
underneath the screen of
the machine.
And if you want to get in line
to play,
then you'd have to take your
coin, token, gamecard
or whatever
And place it on that ledge.
Well I looked,
and the whole shelf was filled with game cards.
It was like,
a high school girl's
bedroom collage wall
or something.
And it didn't even matter that
it blocked the screen
cause these badass moples,
probably memorized all the
songs
So there was at least
fifteen of them
surrounding the machine.
Most of them sweaty or grimy
Or out of breath
I swear,
one the kids even went
to the staff counter and like
stole chairs just so they could
sit down and rest.
These people were a club.
Like a legit DDR crew.
Cause a few minutes would pass
and like a few more guys
would come.
And they'd all greet each other
As if it were a family reunion.
Like,
"Yo, sup bro"
So I'm a little intimidated
but whatever.
I used to be pretty beast
at DDR
So these scrubs did not scrub me.
By the way,
they were all dudes
and the moment Agnis and
I entered their perifiral vision
they all just stared at her
as she was some goddess
sent from the heavens
to break the imbalance of this
sausage fest. (Damn Dom)
Anyways, so these two guys start playing
and when I say they were hardcore,
they were rock-hard
nuclear reactor..
HARDCORE
They were playing one of the
hardest songs,
on the hardest difficulty,
and they were getting perfects,
and killing it "like a 
"supervisor.
"You mean like a boss?"
"Is that what they say?"
As for the guy on the right,
even took off his shirt
in the middle of the song
and every few seconds he'd turn
his head to Agnis as if he's expecting
some kind of reaction from her.
And while his head's turned,
and not looking directly at the arrows,
he's still getting perfects!
So I lean into Agnis and whispered
to her "Act Impressed".
And that made her giggle and smile
And when the guy turned around
and saw his face lit up.
And it was like
Yeah! Yeah!
ACHIVEMENT UNLOCKED
~*IMPRESSED GIRL WITH
VIDEO GAME*~
(/-_-)/ "congrats dude"
And then he hopped off the machine,
and like crowd-surfed his
way to paradise.
(Disappointed Dom Noise)
But we never got to play :(
We waited, but there was just
way too many people and
it was like castle defenders.
They would not let anyone in their base.
If you're watching this
And you're one of those guys
then I want to say,
You're all buttholes cause I never got
a chance
to show off my skills and impress
Agnis at DDR.
Yup.
Ha I did the captions on this video even though it's incredibly old and probably
nobody watches it except people who are just now learning who the hell Domics is. T~T
