Xander: Help
Hqck: Oh my goodness
Hqck: You're coming for me!
Xander: I'm bouncing away
Hqck: Bye have a great time!
Xander: The shopping cart broke
Xander: Dude you can use it to get a really high trick score
Xander: Not really high, but enough to complete your challenge
Hqck [In robot voice]: Oh dude that would be awesome
Hqck: What we need to do first is get some ATKs...
Xander: There's one right here
[Starts squealing like a budget Tarzan]
Xander: Look at me!!!
Hqck: Oh my goodness
Xander: You can actually kinda drive it too
[Stupidity of both the subtitles and video intensifies]
Xander: What the heck
Xander: It's kind of hard to go backwards
[Stupidity still intensifying]
Xander: Noooooooooo
Xander: That's actually destroying the car
Hqck: I'm on my way to you
Xander: What?!?
Xander: You bounced on the top
Xander: Dude do you see this impulse?
Xander: Look it bounces
Xander: Oh my Gawd
[Sqeaking intensifies]
Hqck: Where am I going I can't control myself?
Hqck: I found a red one!
Hqck: Oh my goodness
Hqck: Yes!!!!
Xander: Wut daw haek
Xander: It's spazzing out
Xander: 3
Xander: 2
Xander: 1
Xander: Gooooo!!!!!
Hqck: Nooooo!!!!!
Hqck: I already died
Hqck: Now here's the real question...
Hqck: Do you want to put the floor back on and grab ATKs?
Xander: Yeah let's do it
Hqck: 3, 2, 1, Go!
Hqck: You had shield!!!!
Xander: Yeah I did
(Lol this kid is ez)
(Ok I'm getting kinda lazy and am not wanting to finish this subtitles.  The rest of this stuff is auto generated and I would 100% reccomend keeping them on...  If you actually enjoyed these subtitles or used them, leave a like out of pity, and say that you used them in the comment section
No, let me go let me go
You're so stupid
This professional hijacking
Yep
Now it's resolutely run how it's running this way
Well, you ready to see the other thing by comparison, oh
My goodness and it has bouncers on the side for ultimate brushing strategy
We keep missing each other
Hello, sir
3 2 1 go. Oh
Gosh did I even hit you you did? Oh
Wait, no, I really did. I have two shots left
I'm out. Okay. I have one shot left then. It's a pickaxe fight. Oh
All right this time say three shots, all right three two one go
All right, why are you up
Target acquired
Crap
My tactics don't work
Should port afford to be allowed like to go on to them. Oh
yeah, like
Temporarily yeah
Looking about to go off I
Was like now I shouldn't to one go
Are you oh I've been behind you this whole time I
Think you actually weaken yourself
Coming after you
Come on no, I'm Audi pickaxe time
Yeah, yeah there Oh
Oh one shot left
I
Got one shot on you. And you got zero on me Simon advantage right now, but you usually hit your pickaxe shots
Yeah, is it on top of each other and managed to not hit each other?
How did that I forgot off the delay for feedback shots is not interesting I
Think we're like equal health now, what's your house? What are you at? I'm 40 so
Dude what if we kill each other lights? No get out of here
Oh
Nice fail, bro
Get on here yeah on well get get scared
What is this bill down them
Very well, although is he a kind of a weird pedal better? Because we can only use their pickaxes
It's like it's like you're threatening me with a shotgun and even though you have nothing in it
Sometimes I feel like that oh my eight health I took fall image
Better come down from there
