Holidays as an only child, it's bitter sweet (
you get a lot of attention, but you're also alone
but I personally love being alone so it works out for me
okay so,  I'm pretty sure most families have a little pumpkin carving party every year
you know, all of the kids come around
parents put the fire on, and then the whole family carves pumpkins
you know. Little Jimmy messes up little Sally's
pumpkin
the family goes down in flames. but hey at least they're all together having fun carving pumpkins, right?
cause you know, tha'ts the whole point of October
well okay, do you know what, not all of us have siblings
and so, there's some of us, who grew up carving pumpkins on our own
because we're only children, and I'm one of those kids.
for my entire life basically, I wouldn't really carve pumpkins because it's like I'm an only child
like and I didn't really care, so like it didn't happen (like my dad coming home)
I mean sometimes, but, not that often.
but this year, I was like you know what?
I have a squad now, you guys (haha where)
and we can all carve pumpkins together this year.
grab your pumpkins, grab your family,  and let me join you
at your pumpkin caparving- carving party-
*laughs*  (I hope you know im your assigned FBI official)
and let me join you at your pumpkin carving party this year
because.... I've been deprived of that my entire life (No because i am stalking you...sike)
okay, so I bought 2- oh my god (emma almost drops pumpkin)- I bought 2 pumpkins from Target
and they were expensive they were like 6 dollars each
what the fuck is that and I thought that was kinda outrageous but whatever
I also bought this
even though I haven't done much pumpkin carving in my life, I still know that these suck
and they're not sharp enough to actually cut the pumpkin but..
because of that reason, I also got regular knives
well, I already had these but
so... I don't really know how to do this but I'm not going to Google it
I'm pretty sure usually parents are the ones that like clear out the guts
and then the kids come in for the decorating
but I am home alone right now so I don't have anyone to do that for me
uhhh I'm so- my arm is so tired right now
okay so while I'm doing this, you know,  let's talk about some stuff
let's discuss halloween candy
I'll tell you my input
I haven't really been a fan of candy since I was a young in because it makes me feel like absolute ass when I eat it
so I usually am not somebody who eats a lot of candy
but when I used to as a young person
my favorites were always..kit Kats, Twix, jolly ranchers, anything sour
oh, I like reeses too
basically- and then also- uh
and I would go to extreme lengths to get that for myself
like on Halloween night, like I didn't mess around like-
this was my tactic
take notes, kids. I swear this is good, okay?
you're gonna want hear this
basically what I would do is I would trick or treat for a while
you know
go to a few houses. THEN
I would come back to my house and would sort out the candy that i liked and sorted out the candy that i didn't like, like a normal kid.
and I'd take all the candy that I didn't like
and I'd put it in my candy bin at my house right
then I would hand out all the candy that I didn't like
because I had been giving away all the candy I didn't like
I would have a bunch of extra candy at my house
from like my own bin that were candies that I actually liked
because obviously when you're buying candy at the store to hand out
you're buying the candy that you like. Does that make sense?
I don't know if any of that made sense and if it didn't I'm really sorry. but for the one person who maybe picked that up
its a very helpful tactic, but the problem is I couldn't even eat it all
then it was like stupid you know. if you're wondering about candies I didn't like
let me tell you that now. I didn't like tootsie rolls,
I did not really like laffy taffy. well it was okay
but I hated the banana flavor
and I would always end up with the banana flavour somehow
so like .... I did not like those stupid grandma candies
those were gross and I'd always get some of those too... peppermints,
that's just rude honestly, like i can get those the dentist
you don't need to give me that at the door you know what i am saying?
Oh, I'm not really a big Snickers fan either. I know crazy right?
Or Milky Way. Dont really care for those either.
I am a huge picky eater so like halloween was kinda intense for me
'cause it was like you know, theres very few candies out there that I actually like so its kinda
- its gonna be difficult for me to be satisfied.
I had this weird phase when i was younger where literally every
single year for halloween I dressed up as a zombie. I don't know why
I think part of it was probably because my dad, he's like an artist
You know? so he's like super good
so he would always do my halloween makeup
So I looked like a real zombie
So I looked dead, you know? It was pretty dope. One year I was like a dead zombie.
The next year I was like a zombie bride and for that like span of five years.
I would literally show up to elementary school
During Halloween, and like all the other kids would be dressed up as like princesses
and like you know or their mom bought them like
an Avatar costume because that movie just came out
And everyone was really into it. Ya know. Just so cute
And then I would come around and I would look like a fucking zombie
Teachers and parents were absolutely mortified
It's not my fault, I was just kinda weird
We did it. I dont know what to be for Halloween this year.
Im really having a dilemma.
Last year I was Napoleon Dynamite at school which was hilarious. Lilly, my friend, dressed up
as Kip. It was freaking hilarious. We looked so
on point. It was great. and then on the actual day of Halloween
I was a lifeguard and it was......
Yeah I mean it was fine. But it was a little bit disappointing. You know I mean
not the best costume I've had. It was kind of a last minute decision.
I want to be something creative. I want to do something a little bit different.
You know, Im not trying to be a cat or something.
Because I feel like everybody always does the same thing. Also its like whatever
movie is out at the moment. This year It just came out.
I bet everyone is gonna dress up as something from It. I dont wanna be
predictable. I wanna do something UNIQUE
Looks pretty good. Ive done much worse things in my life.
And I even made the stop super cute and like spikey you know?
I'm ready to start, getting into the design. So, for the first design,
At first I was like, you know what Emma, you should probably just do a classic jack-o-lantern face you know?
Keep it classic, keep it cas- keep it- keep it cute, you know?
Keep it usu- normal
But, I decided you know what, I don't wanna do that
i think i am gonna do something a little bit more unique and a little bit more trendy and i am just gonna be drawing jake paul instead,
-shitty transition music-
i m gonna try to make this pumpkin the kind of pumpkin that would win
the pumpkin carving competition in school. I know you always have the
i know we always had them at our school, I never entered personally because i am not
that kind of kid honestly i might never
finish this one. This is kind of the art piece that you take a few years on.
and then just never fully complete it. you know what I mean.
just some shitty tunes
for my jake paul pumpkin
it is complete. i think it looks exactly like him, it is so
spot on. i think this pumpkin turned out great. my arms are
exhausted though, so lets get on to our next pumpkin design
-shitty transition music-
 
instead of doing this kinda fancy top
for this one I am not doing that I am just gonna do like a straight around
the first one i wanted to make it cute but at this point i dont even care
(tryna fuck up like)
 
 
are you fucking kidding
 
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
OKAY, SORRY.
 
 
 
 
 
I feel very
 
 
I did my job
I got all the stuff I needed
And then I left
So I've parked as far away from the store that you
possibly could.
Because I'm stupid. I don't know if I mentioned that I was alone
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
are u freaking kidding me?? my earbuds dont work n im watching this late at night trying
not to wake anyone up but theres no more subtitles cause yall are lazy so now
i have no idea what emma is saying
and i wish i could be the hero here and be the one to fix that problem but again my ear buds dont work
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