Look how much I can mine!
WHAT?!
[intro music]
Hey guys, what's up? LDShadowLady here,
And welcome back to X Life.
As you can see,
I still have my one heart,
And that means I am one of the only players on this server,
That has not yet died.
So in order to protect my only heart,
Today I'm going to try and enchant my obsidian armor,
With level 40 enchantments.
So do I even have room in here for an enchanting area?
Yes, just about.
So, I'm going to need a lot of books.
Where am I going to get books from in this dangerous world?
Well, Joel apparently has an obsession with growing sugar cane over here.
So lets use his new bridge,
Oh my goodness,
I feel like I'm in a fairty tale!
And, wait...
Am I the bad guy coming to steal his sugar cane?
Erm...yes.
But I promise you, it will regrow very quickly!
[monster sound]
Oh what was that?!
What is that?!
What is that?!
There is something in the water.
It sounded like a croc- THERE IT IS!
Oh my gosh, what is THAT?
It's horrific!
And it disappeared into the trees, I'm outta here!
I must protect my heart!
So, now we have all the paper we could ever dream of.
I just need loads of leather.
Hmm...
[gasps] I have loads of leather!
Where did I get this from? I don't even remember.
Oh yes!
Oh, that's not going to be enough books!
Somehow we only managed to make 8 bookshelves.
That is not going to be enough to enchant this armor!
Fair one though looks like we need to get more leather.
Which means, we're gonna need cows!
And cows like wheat!
So let's get a little wheat farm started over here.
And now,
I can attract all of the cows to my land.
And let's get this party started, with some bone meal!
Now with a single wheat I will show you,
How to get the ladies.
One must wiggle one's wheat in front of the heifers!
And the will come a hoofin'!
What did I just say?
I dunno, but here are the cows!
[gasps] And look how cute they are!
They're so different and special!
I like this one the most!
Ok, let's get these ladies contained in here.
Ok, actually I just realised you can't both be lady's because
You're going to make a baby!
But that's fine!
So now I have a lot of waiting to do,
While my wheat grows and my cows breed.
So I think I'm going to pass the time,
By building a beautiful meadow for my cows!
So first things first we need a huge fenced area,
for my cows to roam.
Of course we are avoiding baby territory back there in the woods.
[gasps]
Why is there a Creeper here?
[creeper hissing]
Ahhhhhhhh!!
Oh no, no, nooooo!
This is bad, this is bad, this is really really bad!
Bad, bad, bad, this is bad!
[creeper hissing]
Ahhhh!
How is it not dead yet?
What the heck?
Oh thank goodness!
Haaaaaah!
That was dangerous!
[panting]
I should not have done that.
Why am I attempting such dangerous feats?
I'm never doing that ever again!
Now we have expanded the perimeter,
We can set these ladies free.
Now their are free to roam about the meadow.
Oh!
Not that free!
[beep]
Now their free to roam about the meadow!
Which I have yet to decorate.
So I think the first thing we need is a path through here,
That makes it's way to the other gate.
I want this place to look a little bit like the Mario Kart map,
called Moo Moo Meadows!
So this is like the track that goes right through the middle of it.
And we've already got some grass patches.
But, I think we need some patches of daisies.
And I would also like to do a sunflower farm,
So, I'm going to grab the sunflowers that I collected.
So let's make a sunflower farm back here.
There! That's a cute little idea for a farm!
And now all we need is a creepy scarecrow
To keep the crows away.
So, I'm gonna make my scarecrow from an armor stand,
So let's make two of these.
I'm gonna put one over here with the sunflowers,
And one over here with my wheat.
Now, honestly this is kinda scary as it is,
But we obviously need a pumpkin on it's head,
And maybe some leather armour aswell.
But...do I have a pumpkin?
Ha, ha, ha!
NO.
So I guess I have to go out into the wilderness in search of pumpkins,
And try not to die.
Oh, Man!
I was kinda hoping there would be a pumpkin over here,
But I - Ahhh!
It's a sheep.
[sings] Look at this stuff, isn't it neat?
[sings] Wouldn't you say, my collection's complete?
[sings] Wouldn't you think I'm the girl
[sings] The girl who has...Everything
[sings] Except for pumpkins!
[gasps] Oh my gosh! Pumpkins!
Yes!
Now I have to try and get over there and not die in my excitement.
Ah this is plenty!
Now let's hope this works.
So let's shear this.
Now hopefully it will let me put this on it's head.
Yes!
Oh my gosh it's...
Well it's kinda terrifying.
It's perfect!
And this one over here,
Is also perfect!
Now, I wish I had some bone meal so that I could bone meal the ground,
But I don't, so I'm gonna do the next best thing,
And steal the grass from elsewhere.
What is wrong with me?
Why am I like this?
Ok, now we have a proper meadow with plenty of grass for my cows.
I'm going to put down a sign over here,
That says "Welcome to Moo Moo Meadows".
Ta-da!
[gasps]
Oh my gosh, I know exactly what this place needs!
More cow bell!
And by cow bell I mean -
Ya know,
One of these bells!
Oh, you actually can't craft these,
So I'm just gonna have to steal one from a local village.
Well,
I'll do anything for my cows!
Now I think Joel found a village over this way.
[narrates] And so I set forth on my perilous journey for a cow bell.
[narrates] The village was a mere 700 blocks away,
[narrates] But with only one heart, anything could kill me.
[narrates] Even a fall from 3 blocks high would be a diaster.
[narrates] So it is of the utmost importance that I remain vigilant,
[narrates] And aware of my surrondings at all times.
[funny music]
Ahh!
Oh my gosh, what are they?
I nearly just walked right into them!
They're so hideous!
They're probably going to kill me.
I have to run this way.
[squels]
It's dangerous.
Everywhere is dangerous.
Oh my gosh, why are all of these hills so high?
I feel very uncomfortable being up here.
Oh no!
There's a dinosaur or something over there!
What even is that?
Why does it look so shady?
And why does it have such a stumpy tail?
Oh my gosh, he saw me!
Ok, Joel did not tell me that I would have to pass through,
so many dangerous areas to get to this village.
There's the village!
Oh thank goodness!
Uh, wow!
Wait, is that a witch over there?
Why are you harbouring a witch?
[villager mumbles]
Ahh!
Oh my gosh!
What's wrong with these villagers?
They're really scary!
I'm just gonna find the bell,
and get out of here.
[cat meowing]
Wait did you hear a cat?
I heard a cat!
Where are you hiding it?
[cat meowing]
It's in the roof!
[cat meowing]
Ok, it might not be in the roof.
Oh it's back here.
[gasps]
I want it!
But let's not get distracted from the mission at hand here,
We have a bell to find!
[two hours later]
Does this village not have a bell?
I can't BELL-IVE it!
Ok, I cannot seem to find a bell anywhere.
Ahh!  Oh my gosh!
He was gonna push me, I know it!
He was gonna try to push me over the edge!
[twelve seconds later]
Stop!
[villager mumbles]
They're trying to push me over the edge,
I'm telling you right now,
This village, they know what I'm up to,
They know I'm trying to steal the bell,
They've hidden it from me.
Ok, so it turns out,
I'm not the only bell theif on the server.
Fwhip also has been stealing villager's bells!
And he's willing to trade one to me.
So luckily he's willing to trade,
Some of these Sunny Blossom saplings,
For a bell!
So let's go to spawn,
And make the trade.
Wait, did I just catch him staring at his own statue?
[cricket chirps]
So let's give him the Sunny Blossom saplings,
And he gave me the bell!
[gasps]
Oh my gosh, this is so precious!
This is going to make Moo Moo Meadows look fabulous!
[gasps]
Oh my gosh it's perfect!
[bell rings]
Huh!
Moo Moo Meadows,
Is officailly,
COMPLETE!
But wait!
I was supposed to be farming leather this whole time.
I got a little bit distracted oh wow!
Ok, we made some good progress,
With the enchanting area however,
We still need a few more books,
A few enchanting levels,
And of course an enchanting table.
So I'm going to have to go into the mines, wheather I like it or not.
And trust me,
I do not.
Look how dark and scary it is down there!
Alas, it must be done.
Ok, now there is actually a fun thing that I wanted to try out.
You guys told me that I can craft a hammer,
And it makes a huge tunnel and,
Obviously, I just have to try that out.
Sooo...
Get ready for what may cause my death!
Oh my gosh.
[gasps]
This is amazing!
Look how much I can mine!
What? I found diamonds already!
It's been like 5 seconds!
This is so -
GOOD!
Oh wait,
I hear a spider,
Now I'm scared that I might break into a cave by accident.
This is kinda dangerous!
What are those foot steps that I can hear?
[footsteps]
It doesn't even say it just say's footsteps
What -
Is That?!
Help!
Ok, it's not safe down here anymore I'm going back up.
Ok, now I just need the enchanting table,
And, like every Minecraft Youtuber,
I've forgotten how to craft it.
Ah! It's two diamonds,
Four obsidian and a book!
Of course! How obvious.
Now, let's place this down.
And now we can enchant,
Up to level 40!
Except I don't have 40 levels!
And I haven't found a single piece of lapis in my life yet..
[nervous laughter]
So let's take my redstone hammer,
Down into the mines,
And I am gonna go wild!
But not too wild,
Cause we don't wanna break into a cave and unleash the mobs!
I'm gonna get so much XP just from mining,
And then, if I also smelt everything, I'll get even more XP.
This is so satisfying.
[gasps]
Oh my gosh! What was that?
What was that?!
What?
What?
I just saw something.
I don't know if it was real.
I'm blocking it off we're never going over there ever again,
What did I just see?
[sighs]
I think I just lost 7 years off my actual life.
It looked -
Like it came from the lava,
And therefore we are never
Interacting with lava ever again!
Is that clear?
Yes.
Ok good.
[gasps]
[minecraft monster noises]
Oh my gosh, what is that?!
[screams]
What?!
Can someone please explain to me what that, what that was?
What just happened to me?
[minecraft witch laughing]
[minecraft zombie groaning]
It sounds like every mob in Minecraft,
Is living in that area,
And I need to get away.
That was a nice cave, but..
We are never going back there.
[one eternity later]
[gasps]
Yes!
I did it!
40 levels of enchanting goodness,
And they're all mine!
Now, let's get out of this terrible maze.
Finally!
I can return to the surface world!
Where hopefully death is not waiting to take me.
Now let's see what we can get with these 40 levels.
So I'm just gonna risk it and add this level 40 unbreaking 5,
To my chestplate and hope that it has some cool enchantments,
That come along with it.
Because protection 3 and thorns 1...
[scoffs]
How lame?
Oh!
I got some achievements at least!
Let's see what enchantments I got.
Protection, 4
Occult aversion 1,
Thorns 2,
Unbreaking 5,
And rebounding 1.
[laughs nervously]
What does any of that mean?
[music playing]
Ok, so occult aversion protects me from magic damage,
And rebounding blasts things away if they try to attack me.
So,
Hopefully I know how to use that one but I guess we shall see!
So now I have at least a few enchantments on my armour,
They might not be the best,
And that's all I have to say about that.
They're not the best.
Now, there is one final thing I want to do,
It's a little bit more decorating,
Because, I'm obsessed.
Now this enchanting area looks kinda cool,
Ok no, it looks kinda ugly,
I thought maybe we could salvage it,
If we made some candles.
Oh, we need string and tallow.
And I think tallow comes from pigs.
And luckily I have a few pieces of string,
And I'm willing to waste it on some candles.
Now all we have to do is get some tallow from a pig,
And I have chosen the swamp pigs as my victims.
Oh my gosh, this one looks like it's going to attack me though.
Why does this thing look so crazy?
[gasps] Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh!
I don't know what just happened!
It's magic! It's a magic pig!
It is a magic pig!
It's chasing me!
THE MAGIC PIG IS CHASING ME!
I DID NOT THINK THIS WOULD HAPPEN!
I thought I was just being dramatic..
and probably, so did you!
But those pigs actually wanted to kill me!
Soooo,
Let's find some different pigs,
Perhaps that don't look like demons from the underworld.
[gasps]
There's a pig up there.
Ah, dang it! He's too high up.
The ultimate defense against me!
You know I can't climb up that high without risking my life!
I did not think this would be the most difficult thing that I have done today,
But killing a pig, is quite the challenge.
Ah! Does he want to attack me as well?
Argh! Are all the pigs aggressive?
I didn't sign up for this!
Well at least I got my tallow so I can make my candle now.
Wha?
Sub to PopularMMos
How long has this been here?
Has this been here the whole time?
How did I not see this?
Oh my gosh, yay! Ok!
Yes, that looks slightly better than it did before.
That is it for this episode of X Life,
I hope you guys enjoyed it,
If you did, please leave a 'like' on this video.
Let me know in the comments what you think of Moo Moo Meadows,
And I, will see you next time!
[outro music]
