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>>HELLO, WORLD!
>>HI.
>>MY NAME IS SAWYER,
AND I AM A CAGE-FREE
GOOSE TRAINER.
>>AND I'M MADYSEN,
AND I'M A FREELANCE
GARDEN DREAMER.
>>AND WE ARE SO EXCITED
TO HAVE A LIFESTYLE VLOG!
FINALLY!
>>FINALLY.
>>WE'RE GOING TO
COVER SO MUCH STUFF.
WE'RE GOING TO TALK
ABOUT CLOTHES, MAKEUP,
D.U.I. TUTORIALS,
EXERCISING TIPS,
ALL OF THE ABOVE.
>>WE ARE TOTES E.T.S.Y.G.
>>WHAT'S- 
WHAT'S E.T.S.Y.G.?
>>EXCITED TO SHOW YOU GUYS.
>>RIGHT.
>>SO, LIKE, WE'RE STARTING
TO VLOG BECAUSE PRETTY
MUCH EVERYBODY ASKS US
HOW WE GOT OUR LIFESTYLE,
AND I JUST WANTED TO, LIKE,
BE LIKE OTHER PEOPLE
AND FEEL THE WORLD.
>>WE'RE SUPES INTO, LIKE,
LIVING SUPES HEALTHY,
WHOLE-ORG-VEG-PALEO LIFESTYLE.
>>WE'VE GOT FOUR DIET THINGS
THAT WE ARE OBSESSED WITH.
NUMBER FOUR IS A NEW KALE
BODY SCRUB THAT WE HEARD
ABOUT FROM OUR PSYCHIC.
>>BEST PART OF THE
KALE BODY SCRUB:
IT'S LIKE EATING A SALAD,
BUT INSTEAD,
SCRUBBED INTO YOUR SKIN.
>>THE WAY IT WORKS
IS THAT YOU SCRUB,
THEN YOU SCRUB, SCRUB,
UNTIL YOUR SKIN IS GONE,
AND THEN YOU KEEP SCRUBBING,
AND IT SCRUBS AWAY YOUR FAT!
>>SO YOU JUST HAVE, LIKE,
THIS RAW, FLESHY, ICKY STUFF.
AND SO THEN I WAS WRAPPED IN
A BODY BANDAGE FOR TWO WEEKS... 
>>YEAH.
>>AND THAT WAS, LIKE, UGH, FINE,
BUT, LIKE, I LOST FIVE POUNDS,
SO THAT WAS COOL.
>>YOU LOOKED LIKE A
NAKED MOLE RAT MUMMY.
>>WORTH IT.
NUMBER FOUR.
THIS AMAZING NEW RAW RESTAURANT.
IT'S, LIKE, SO FARM-TO-TABLE.
YOU'RE, LIKE,
LITERALLY SITTING IN A FIELD.
AND THERE'S ALL THESE
ANIMALS THAT ARE, LIKE, MEAN.
AND SO YOU GET THE LIST
OF ALL THE MEAN THINGS
THE ANIMAL HAS EVER DONE.
"THIS CHICKEN IS A JERK;
I'LL HAVE THAT ONE."
AND SO YOU FEEL LIKE,
LIKE THE ANIMAL DIES AND
YOU'RE, LIKE, PART OF THE
NATURE'S JUSTICE SYSTEM.
LIKE, I FELT SO PATRIOTIC.
>>BUT THE OTHER THING
IS THAT MEAN ANIMALS,
THEY SECRETE THESE
OXYGENATED SECTICU- 
SACTI- 
SACTICONS- 
>>SHAKTA- 
>>THEY SECRETE- 
THEY SECRETE THESE SACTICONS.
>>SACTICON.
>>THAT ARE, LIKE,
GREAT FOR YOUR SKIN.
THEY, LIKE, MAKE YOUR PORES
SMALLER AND SO RADIANT.
SO, LIKE, I READ THAT SOMEWHERE.
>>SCIENCE IS SO AMAZE!
OKAY, SO AT THIS
SAME RESTAURANT,
YOU CAN GET A SUPER DELISH,
NUTRISH, SUBSTANSH CHICKEN
SOUP THAT'S SUPES SOUPY.
>>NUMBER FOUR,
AND MY PERSONAL FAVE,
IS OUR NEW DIET THAT WE'RE
DOING, AND IT'S AMAZE.
LIKE, IT'S LITERALLY
A GIANT MAZE.
AND WE ORIGINALLY STARTED
IT BECAUSE A GOBLIN GANG
TOOK MY BABY BROTHER.
>>IT'S CALLED THE MORE
NATURAL THAN NATURAL DIET.
SO IT'S NO GRAINS, NO DAIRY,
NO SUGAR, NO BEANS,
NO FRUITS, NO VEGGIES,
NO LIQUIDS.
INCLUDING WATER.
>>YEAH.
SO, BASICALLY, YOU JUST,
LIKE, ABSORB THE POLLEN
THAT'S IN THE AIR.
>>YEAH.
>>BUT NO SUN BECAUSE YOU
MIGHT PHOTOSYNTHESIZE,
AND THAT WOULD MAYBE
MAKE YOU FAT.
>>'CAUSE YOU BECOME PART
PLANT AFTER THE POLLEN.
>>MHM.
FOOD FOR THOUGHT.
>>NOW YOU'RE MAKING
ME THINK OF IT.
>>BUT NO FOOD.
AND ALSO, A GOOD- 
A GOOD TIP JUST TO KNOW BECAUSE
SOMETIMES PEOPLE ARE LIKE,
"WHEN DO I STOP DIETING?"
YOU KNOW YOU CAN STOP THE
DIET WHEN YOU LOOK IN THE
MIRROR AND YOU HAVE THE
BODY OF A 9-YEAR OLD BOY.
YOU GUYS, SERIOUSLY?
THIS DIET IS SO GOOD.
IT'S TO DIE.
>>IT'S TO DIE.
>>WE NEED TO GO NOW BECAUSE
WE NEED TO WRAP OUR FACES
IN SEAWEED SO WE LOSE
ALL OUR CHEEKBONE FAT.
>>YEAH, GROSS.
PEACE AND LOVE.
>>PEACE AND LOVE.
GUYS, THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR WATCHING OUR VLOG.
>>[SIGHS] 
>>AND PLEASE, PLEASE SUBSCRIBE.
>>THERE'S SO MANY MORE COMING,
SO LEAVE A COMMENT ABOUT
WHICH D.U.I. PROJECT
YOU WANT US TO DO.
>>YEAH.
WE DO SO MANY D.U.I.S;
IT'S AMAZING.
>>WE'RE SUPES CRAFTY.
>>OKAY.
>>PEACE AND LOVE.
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>>BYE.
