I never thought that it would happen just like this
I’m not the type to trip and fall into a tryst
But then I saw your face
When you asked me to hold your place
While we were standing in the line
To meet Lucy Lawless
Another day, another comic convention
Your future Slayer costume caught my attention
I’d never seen Cosplay
That celebrated Whedon’s Fray
And from that moment forward
I was full of affection
Then we talked for hours and hours
About Babylon 5
Like Delenn of Minbar
Reborn out of the Chrysalis
I finally felt alive!
And now I just can’t
Live without you
If you could call that living at all
I’ve never seen
Something more beautiful than
Your gender bent
Darth Maul
My head is spinning
And my heart is reeling
from your double-bladed lightsaber twirl
Oh, my little Cosplay Girl
My Cosplay Girl
We whiled away the day
Parading through the Con
KHAAAN!!!
My heart rode faster than
The Riders of Rohan
And even when I did fess up
That I don’t actually dress up
She still clung to me
Like Cindy Morgan did to Tron
The Leia
To my Solo
She’s the Lois
To my Clark
The Kira
To my Odo
She’s the Pepper
To my Stark
You are more precious to me
Than profit to a Ferengi
Your kiss is worth more than a bar
Of latinum to Quark
We danced along to Zelda songs and
Played the arcade bars
And camped out in a panel line while
Naming all the
Stars
And now I just can’t Con without you
If you could call that Conning at all
For you I’d throw away my sacred oath as
A Watcher on the Wall
I’d even try it
As a pirate
With you on the Black Pearl
Oh, my little Cosplay Girl
My Cosplay Girl
Then everything changed on day three
She lost her interest in me
Said she needed
Something more
Than my pins of the Hufflepuff crest
Or the custom Browncoat lanyard
Around my chest
Now I see her
hand in hand with
A Doctor Number...
FOUR!
And now I think I’ll
Die without you
If you could call that dying at all
So I’ll go steal with Arrietty
‘Cause I’m feeling mighty small
Now you’ve left me for a Time Lord
The story of my world
And I will never find another
I will never find another...
I will never find another......
Cosplay Girl
Cosplay Girl
Cosplay Girl
Cosplay Girl
Closed Captioning by Dax Schaffer
