- May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real
Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here.
♪ Y'all act like you never
seen a white person before ♪
♪ Jaws all on the floor
like Pam like Tommy ♪
♪ Just burst in the door ♪
♪ And started whoopin' her
ass worse than before ♪
♪ They first were divorced,
throwin' her over furniture ♪
Agh!
♪ It's the return of the, Ah
wait, no way, you're kidding ♪
♪ He didn't just say what
I think he did, did he? ♪
♪ And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots! ♪
♪ Dr. Dre's dead, he's
locked in my basement ♪
ha ha!
♪ Feminist women love Eminem ♪
♪ Chicka, chicka, chicka,
Slim Shady, I'm sick of him ♪
♪ Look at him, walkin' around,
grabbin' his you-know-what ♪
♪ Flippin' the you-know-who,
yeah but he's so cute though ♪
♪ Yeah, I probably got
a couple of screws ♪
♪ up in my head loose ♪
♪ But no worse than what's goin' on ♪
♪ in your parents' bedrooms ♪
♪ Sometimes I wanna get
on TV and just let loose ♪
♪ But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green ♪
♪ to hump a dead moose ♪
♪ My bum is on your lips,
my bum is on your lips ♪
♪ And if I'm lucky, you might
just give it a little kiss ♪
♪ And that's the message that
we deliver to little kids ♪
♪ And expect them not to
know what a woman's is ♪
♪ Of course they're gonna
know what intercourse is ♪
♪ By the time that they hit fourth grade ♪
♪ They've got the Discovery
Channel, don't they? ♪
♪ We ain't nothin' but mammals ♪
♪ Well some of us, cannibals. ♪
♪ Who people open like cantaloupes ♪
♪ But if we can hump dead
animals and antelopes ♪
♪ Then there's no reason ♪
♪ that a man and another man can't elope ♪
♪ But if you feel like I
feel, I got the antidote ♪
♪ Women, wave your pantyhose,
sing the chorus, and it goes ♪
♪ I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady ♪
♪ All you other Slim
Shadys are just imitating ♪
♪ So won't the real Slim
Shady please stand up ♪
♪ Please stand up, please stand up? ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm Slim Shady,
yes I'm the real Shady ♪
♪ All you other Slim
Shadys are just imitating ♪
♪ So won't the real Slim
Shady please stand up ♪
♪ Please stand up, please stand up? ♪
♪ Will Smith don't gotta cuss
in his raps to sell records ♪
♪ Well, I do, so (beep)
him, and (beep) you too! ♪
♪ You think I give a
damn about a Grammy? ♪
♪ Half of you critics
can't even stomach me, ♪
♪ let alone stand me ♪
♪ But Slim, what if you
win, wouldn't it be weird? ♪
♪ Why, so you guys could
just lie to get me here? ♪
♪ So you can sit me here
next to Britney Spears? ♪
♪ Christina Aguilera
better switch me chairs ♪
♪ So I can sit next to
Carson Daly and Fred Durst ♪
♪ And hear 'em argue over
who she gave to first ♪
♪ Little put me on blast on MTV ♪
♪ Yeah, he's cute, but I think
he's married to Kim, hee-hee ♪
♪ I should download her audio on MP3 ♪
♪ And show the whole world
how you gave Eminem ♪
- Ahh!
♪I'm sick of you little
girl and boy groups ♪
♪ All you do is annoy me, ♪
♪ so I have been sent
here to destroy you ♪
♪ And there's a million
of us just like me ♪
♪ Who cuss like me, who
just don't give a like me ♪
♪ Who dress like me, walk,
talk and act like me ♪
♪ And just might be the next
best thing, but not quite me ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm Slim Shady,
yes I'm the real Shady ♪
♪ All you other Slim
Shadys are just imitating ♪
♪ So won't the real Slim
Shady please stand up ♪
♪ Please stand up, please stand up? ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm Slim Shady,
yes I'm the real Shady ♪
♪ All you other Slim
Shady are just imitating ♪
♪ So won't the real Slim
Shady please stand up ♪
♪ Please stand up, please stand up? ♪
♪ I'm like a head trip to listen to, ♪
♪ 'cause I'm only givin' you ♪
♪ Things you joke about
with your friends inside ♪
♪ Your livin' room ♪
♪ The only difference is
I got the balls to say ♪
♪ it in front of y'all ♪
♪ And I don't gotta be false
or sugarcoat it at all ♪
♪ I just get on the mic and spit it ♪
♪ And whether you like
to admit it, I just it ♪
♪ Better than 90% of you rappers out can ♪
♪ Then you wonder, how can ♪
♪ Kids eat up these albums like? ♪
♪ It's funny, 'cause at the
rate I'm going, when I'm 30 ♪
♪ I'll be the only person in
the nursing home flirting ♪
♪ Pinching nurses asses
when I'm with Jergens ♪
♪ And I'm jerking, but this
whole bag of Viagra isn't ♪
♪ Working ♪
♪ And every single person
is a Slim Shady lurking ♪
♪ He could be working at
Burger King, spittin' on ♪
♪ Your onion rings ♪
♪ Or in the parking lot, circling,
screaming, I don't give a ♪
♪ With his windows down
and his system up ♪
♪ So will the real Shady please stand up ♪
♪ And put one of those
fingers on each hand up? ♪
♪ And be proud to be outta
your mind and outta control ♪
♪ And one more time, loud as
you can, how does it go? ♪
♪ I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady ♪
♪ All you other Slim
Shadys are just imitating ♪
♪ So won't the real Slim
Shady please stand up ♪
♪ Please stand up, please stand up? ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm Slim Shady,
yes I'm the real Shady ♪
♪ All you other Slim
Shadys are just imitating ♪
♪ So won't the real Slim
Shady please stand up ♪
♪ Please stand up, please stand up? ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm Slim Shady,
yes I'm the real Shady ♪
♪ All you other Slim
Shadys are just imitating ♪
♪ So won't the real Slim
Shady please stand up ♪
♪ Please stand up, please stand up? ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm Slim Shady,
yes I'm the real Shady ♪
♪ All you other Slim
Shadys are just imitating ♪
♪ So won't the real Slim
Shady please stand up ♪
♪ Please stand up, please stand up? ♪
Ha ha, I guess there's a
Slim Shady in all of us
Let's all stand up.
