- (reporter) Well,
he's right here, Seth Rogen!
- (gasps and laughs)
- Seth-- Is it Seth Rogen filming?!
- Oh, no!
♪ (rock intro) ♪
- (FBE) We're gonna be taking
a look at a recently popular trend
that's been swirling
around the internet lately.
We'll be showing you a series
of videos that when people watch them,
they often feel that the person
in the video looks
like they're dying inside.
- Okay. (chuckles)
I feel like we've all been there.
- What does that even mean?
- (FBE) These types of compilations
are appropriately being dubbed
"Watch People Die Inside."
- Wow. I actually have
never heard of this.
- (FBE) So, after each video,
we're gonna have you rate them
on a scale of one to five
based on how dead inside
the person in the video looks to you.
- Okay. But they're alive?
- (FBE) Yeah, they're alive.
- Okay.
- We're just gonna rank, like,
"Ah, I don't know, man.
I feel like they got
a little bit of soul
in them left."
Okay, let's see how it goes.
- (interviewer) You have
every honor...
- George Lucas.
- Oh, I've seen this video!
- (interviewer) ...that a man
could have.
You've got...
- (George) Almost.
- (interviewer) ...Oscars.
- (George) No.
♪ (sorrowful piano music) ♪
- (laughs) Oh, no!
- (interviewer) ...Oscars.
- (George) No.
♪ (sorrowful piano music) ♪
- (snickers)
- (interviewer) No Oscar?
- Oh, this is sad. (laughs)
- Damn, this is good, man.
- (interviewer) No Oscar?
- (George) No Oscar.
- Oh! Ah. Ah. Yikes. Ah!
- (presenter) The winner is...
- (laughs)
- (presenter) ...Woody Allen
for Annie Hall.
- (crowd cheers)
- No!
- Oh, that's rough, man.
- (laughs) Oh, no!
You know what, though?
That feels like something
he made a little bit
of peace with
that he's like,
"I lost the Oscar."
- (FBE) So, on a scale
of one to five,
how dead did George Lucas
look to you there?
- That was a tough one.
That's a four.
- I'm really just dead inside,
so I'ma give that--
I'ma give that a five.
- I give that a solid three.
- Like a two.
- Five.
It's like Lana not getting
a Grammy sad.
- I'll give that one a three.
- This was a three.
- Two. You know, it's not the worst,
but it's definitely a little cringy.
- Four. But he seemed
pretty bummed.
- Okay.
- (gasps) Oh, [bleep], man.
He's wilding out
on his friend.
(glass shatters)
- Oh!
- Oh my-- (laughs)
(squeals)
- (gasps)
(glass shatters)
- (laughs)
- (laughs)
- Ah, that's what you get
for being a dumbass, man. (groans)
- That's how he knows
his mom is gonna give him,
ooh, such a hard time. Two.
- Four just because you could tell
it's not their house.
And if you break something
over a friend's house,
oh, you don't know
if you're coming back.
- Kid's [bleep].
And he knows he's [bleep],
so I'ma give that a five.
- That broke my inside. Five.
- Someone's mom is gonna
be pissed, dude.
I'ma say three on this one.
- One. He just looked shocked
not so much dead inside.
- A one. He just kinda
looked more like, "Uh-oh."
- He was more in shock
than dead inside, though,
so I'll give that one a two.
- I can sympathize with that
a little bit, bro,
'cause it's almost the same feeling
I got when I got in a car crash.
And I got out the car,
and you're like, "Jesus Christ.
What the [bleep] just happened?"
Ah, dude, honestly,
I'ma give that a four.
- Oh, [bleep]! No!
- Psych! (chuckles)
- (gasps) Oh, no.
Oh, no!
- I mean, what did you expect,
my guy? Aww. Okay.
- (laughs) Oh. Right there.
- He's like, "I just got
that iPhone 11."
- Oh, dude. This guy just looks
like his grandma died.
- He's just like,
"Yup, that just happened."
He must feels like an idiot, bro.
He has too.
- His brain just had
to process that one!
Oh, no. I feel bad.
He looked like a solid four.
- He looked pretty dead.
I'm gonna say a three.
- I give that a three.
But you know, phones are replaceable.
- A four.
- I give him a four.
- Five, 'cause he knows.
And it's like,
he's up in the air.
It's not like he can be like,
"Oh, let me just go
grab it real quick."
- A two.
- Four.
- That's a solid four.
That's super cringe.
And you could tell,
someone's gonna be
on the playground
running around,
and it's just like (smack)
- (Billy) Who do you think
is funnier? Be honest.
Me or Seth Rogen?
- (woman) Oh my god. You.
- (Billy) Thank you!
- I love him.
- (woman) A million times.
- (Billy) Really?!
- (woman) I don't think
he's funny at all.
- (Billy) Oh, wow.
Well, he's right here! Seth Rogen!
- (gasps and laughs)
- Seth-- Is it Seth Rogen filming?!
- Oh, no!
- Awww, that's so sad.
- (Seth) He's really funny.
- (woman) He's very funny.
I'm not into stoner humor, so...
- She tries to save it.
- At least she had an explanation.
- (Billy) Well, then you wouldn't
be into Seth Rogen.
- Ohhh, no!
As soon as I saw
the camera guy, I was like,
"Wait, is that Seth Rogen?"
- She didn't take it back, though,
which I appreciate.
That was good.
I'm gonna give that one a three.
- I'm sure Seth gets it all the time.
I'm gonna say a one.
- I'ma give that a two.
He was more like,
"The joke's on her," you know,
rather than on him.
- A one.
- Two. He didn't seem
that affected by it.
- He's a one. People are not
gonna like you sometimes.
That's just how it is.
- I would give that a one.
He didn't seem that dead.
- Yeah, I'll just give that a three.
- Five out of five!
10 of 10!
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding!
That was so awkward! (laughs)
- Oh, god.
Please don't drop the wines.
No, no, no, no, no, no, nooo!
(bottles crashing)
- (distressed) Oh, oh, oh!
- Oh my god. It just doesn't stop.
It just doesn't stop!
- Oh my god. My cousin did this
at Costco with Heelys.
He hit the wine stand
with Heelys in--
'cause Costco's
the best place to Heely,
and she just (smack)
right into the wine. Oh, god.
- He's just watching too,
'cause it's a hazard.
He can't get in there.
- This man was probably
a wine connoisseur.
His rare Merlot from 1972
just smashed to the ground.
He's hurt for sure. That's a three.
- I'd say a four for him.
There's nothing you could do
in that scenario. You just gotta wait,
weather the storm.
- Ah, dude was around a four.
- Four.
- I have to go with
a five on that one.
- I'll give that one a four.
He didn't even open the door.
He was like, "[Bleep]."
- A solid four. It just kept going.
It was like laughing at him. (laughs)
- Five. And the dog!
Are you kidding me?
The dog looked like a 10
of sadness there!
- (boy snickers)
- A spaghett.
- Little babies, man.
- What's gonna happen?
(gasps) Oh, no, no, no!
You-- awww, no!
- Like, damn, bro. You got me.
Awww! (laughs)
- Oh, no! Poor baby!
What's the point of having a kid
if you can't screw with him like that?
- That was good, man.
That was a five.
- That's a five.
She's so new to the world.
She has no idea
how mean people are!
- Five honestly.
- Two just 'cause babies
cry all the time.
- Three.
- One. It's all right.
- Five. He felt it.
He felt real hard.
- Trust issues 101! Five.
- That child is going to grow up
with trust issues! I'm telling you.
That's a five.
- Oh, it's Rhett and Link.
- I love Rhett and Link
and the Slow Mo Guys.
- (man) Ding.
- (men laugh)
(clank)
- (man) Ding.
- (men laugh)
- Oh, no!
- (man) Oh.
- (chuckles) That's like fail.
- (Rhett) Yeah, your face
didn't change.
- (men laugh)
- Good effort, bro.
The shame. You see it in his face.
- Nothing is worse than your friends
watching something like that
happen to you. (laughs)
- (man) Look at the shame.
- (men laugh)
- (man 2) I've never seen
slow motion shame before.
- Awww. Okay, see,
this is what I expect
when I think of, like,
"I'm gonna die on the inside."
I'm gonna give that one a four.
- That's cringe. But it's Rhett
and Link, so they made it fun.
I'd say that's a two.
- Four.
- Three.
- Three. He looked like
he was still laughing
at himself a little bit.
- Link was doing all right.
That's a two.
- A two.
- Two. They were laughing.
It was cool.
- I got secondhand embarrassment
from watching for him. (laughs)
So, I'm gonna give that one a three.
♪ (whimsical music) ♪
- Oh, no! I've seen this one!
- Oh. Are those beers? Yup.
- Oh! No, sir.
- How many times do you think
that's happened to him, though?
- You can visibly
see him go (sighs)
"I know where this is going."
- Oh. As soon as one fell,
he immediately gave up.
- I just love the zero reflex in that.
He just was like--
Most people would be like, "Oh!"
He he was like, "No."
That's gonna be a four.
- A five, 'cause he was over it.
- Four.
- Five. The fact that
he saw it tumbling
and was just like, "Well...
there it goes."
- That's a five.
When you've had a long day
like he has, that's a five.
- Five.
- Five. Ronny, the manager,
has been on his ass all day,
riding him, and then this happens?
- Poor guy. That's a five.
He was dead inside.
- (interviewer) You're going to do
a spoken word for us now, right?
- (Marshall) Right.
- (interviewer) And tell us
what we're about to hear.
- (Marshall) It's just a freestyle.
- (interviewer) Okay.
- Okay! Freestyle.
- (interviewer) Well, let me sit back.
Go ahead, Marshall.
- (Marshall) Okay.
- How is this gonna go wrong?
- (Marshall) Years ago,
they tried to...
- (snorts)
- (Marshall) Years ago,
they tried to
put me in the...
- (laughs)
- (Marshall) Years ago,
they tried to...
Years ago, they tried to
put me in the...
- Aww, poor guy! Oh, no!
That's the worst! Ah!
- (Marshall) Ah, this is live.
- Oh, no! (laughs)
- (Marshall) Ah, this is live.
- This is-- (laughs)
Oh, that was the cringiest one
I've seen!
- I think that was one
of the funniest videos
I've seen at FBE.
That was [bleep] hilarious.
That's a five.
- Five. That's a man
who's going through
a five right now.
- Five. He was like,
"Well, I [bleep] up.
This is live television.
Here we go."
- That's a five.
That's like the worst one.
- Four.
- Four. His heart was racing,
you know, at that moment for sure.
- Four. It's hard,
but it's embarrassing.
I feel for him.
- That one's a good four for me.
- Straight up a five.
Seeing his face,
it's not happening. (laughs)
I was like, "Oh, [bleep],
[bleep], [bleep]."
- (Tyler) Girlfriend
made me chicken parm.
Look how good this [bleep] looks.
- Oh, Tyler!
- I [bleep] love tyler1!
Is this the pasta one? Yes!
- Why are we showing the food?
Is this a-- (gasps)
Ohh.
- (gasps) Oh, no.
He dropped his spaghetti.
- It's gonna slide right off.
Insert the clip of me
doing that with my cake here.
(laughs)
- Oh, the cake! It's so--
- (both scream)
- Oh, no. Oh,
he's really sad. Awww!
- Ah. I've done
that same [bleep] live.
Oh yeah. I'm like,
"Hey, yeah, what are you eating?"
I'm like, "Oh,
so I'm eating a--
Nothing.
Now I'm eating nothing."
Five just because I've been there.
- A five.
It's funny to see a grown man cry.
- He gon' pick it up,
and it's gonna be okay.
That's a three.
- I'ma give him a four.
- I don't believe it.
I give it a one.
- I'll give that one a three.
It's okay. He'll live. (chuckles)
- Dude looked like he was at a five,
'cause of the pain
he was feeling. (chuckles)
- Five. The tears were about
to start rollin'.
- He's always dead inside. I mean,
he plays League for God's sake.
So, I'ma give
that one a five.
- (FBE) After watching and ranking
all these videos, do you feel
a little dead inside?
- Ah, after watching these,
I feel embarrassed for everyone,
but I'm not feeling as dead.
- All the time. What?
I don't even need to explain myself.
- To be honest,
I feel more alive inside.
I feel like this made me realize
that I haven't been through
the worst of it yet. (chuckles)
- Thanks so much for watching
this episode of College Kids React.
And shoutout to Mr Golden.
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