-So, today was Thanksgiving,
which means two things --
everyone in America has been
asleep since 3:00 PM,
and we had
the Thanksgiving Day Parade.
The parade has
so many great floats,
but there's a lot
that don't make the cut.
So I thought we could have
a mini parade
for all the floats that weren't
good enough for the big leagues
in our new segment,
"Rejected Thanksgiving Floats."
[ Cheers and applause ]
Now, ooh!
It is a beautiful
1:45 AM in the morning.
How you feeling, Snoop?
-I'm cold in here, man.
-Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Let's watch a parade, shall we?
-Let's go.
-Alright, here comes
the first float.
Oh, would you look at that?
Yes, it looks like
it's the Fyre Fest float.
-What?
-Yes.
-Wait a minute.
-This float is, of course,
cut from the parade every year,
because it doesn't look
anything like
what the float organizer
said it would look like.
-I'm just saying,
where's the meat?
Where's the beef?
Where's the meat?
-You just got the bread
with the cheese
and a bleeding, dehydrated
social media bro
who might just perform oral sex
for a bottle of water.
-Oh!
-You look desperate.
He looks desperate, Snoop.
-He looks
desperately seeking Susan.
[ Laughter ]
-And just like the real
festival,
Blink 182 is nowhere to be seen.
Alright, next we have the --
Oh, yes, it is the --
it's a flat Earth after all
float.
Oh, this is a good one.
-Oh, wow.
-Always a fan-favorite.
This float celebrates
flat Earth theory
that is spreading, ironically,
around the world.
Do you think the Earth is flat,
Snoop?
-♪ It's a flat world after all ♪
-Mm-hmm.
I mean, sure.
Believe whatever you want --
the world is flat,
vaccines are poison,
the moon is made of milk.
Nothing matters.
Speaking of
not mattering anymore,
I think you're gonna like
this one.
This next float is about
rapper T.I.
Let's bring it out.
[ Audience shouting ]
It's the T.I.'s holiday
gynecologist appointment.
[ Cheers and applause ]
What do you think of this one?
-[ Laughs ]
-This rejected float shows --
-That's funny.
[ Laughter ]
-Shows a beloved
T.I. family tradition
when his daughter's gynecologist
tells him that she's a virgin.
Whoa. I mean, that's kind of
weird, don't you think, Snoop?
-Hey, man. It's Thanksgiving.
[ Laughter ]
-Alright, what we go up next?
I think you'll
really like this one, actually.
I think it's gonna be
your favorite.
This is our 420, a Danksgiving,
celebration float.
-Oh, let's see it.
-Let's bring it out.
[ Cheers and applause ]
This float is a salute to
getting high and staying high
and should be out here
any minute.
-In five, four, three, two...
-Oh.
-♪ Buh, buh-da, ba ♪
-Oh, it looks like, Snoop,
you forgot to finish the float
again.
-What happened?
-I think -- I think
that they were so high
they didn't finish the float.
-You alright? You good?
-I'm fantastic.
You just -- You messed up.
-I mess-- No, let me
tell you something.
Look here, partner.
I don't mess up.
One thing I can tell you
is two things for sure,
you done messed up.
-Okay, I'll take that and I'll
tell the producers I messed up.
-Okay. Attaboy.
-Yeah, you better.
And you tell them we want
a season two of this show.
-That's right.
-You take that back there, too.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-That was
"Rejected Thanksgiving Floats."
