VO: Coming this fall to Braavos
winter is still coming
and so is the drama
It's the Real Housewives of Westeros
Who does a girl have to screw around here to become queen?
those who think they know me, can bow down and blow me
the best weapon is between my legs
I am Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen,
First of her name, the Unburnt, Queen of-
If payback's a bitch and revenge is sweet
then I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet.
The night is dark and full of Holla!!!
...and it was nothing but a shriveled up
little weenie and that's the real reason
they call Lord Baelish "Little Finger".
You may need to roll out a couple more
barrels of wine.  No need. My wine is
guaranteed to be poison free. Speaking of
poison so nice to see you again little
dove. Nice hair. I see we're going through
a gothic phase... I see we're going through
a bitch phase.
what do you expect from someone whose
motto is the family that sleeps together, rules together.
VO: The Drama is about to get "served".
I find it rather hard to believe Daenerys
really has a gluten allergy she insists
upon bringing her own food to every occasion.
In Dothraki: Pass Me A Napkin
Ooh,  I'm the last Targaryen...
Look at me... look at all the different languages I can speak...
this is Westeros, Queen of the Dragons,
speak Westerosian for F--K's sake
VO: The Seven Kingdoms are about to get sexier
The Lord of Light demands you choose wisely
which one of us do you find most attractive?
I heard that Stannis and
Melisandre been growing apart for a
while. Everyone knows Stannis never
smiles. How long can he last?
Was it good for you too?
Good for you "AS WELL"
Don't worry. I'm on my third Barathian and I'm
not even 18. He'll die soon enough.
I keep telling myself this is the year I'm
going to find a nice normal King. I swear
one more psycho I'm gonna go full les
with Brienne of Tarth.
It's still better than living in King's Landing.
More like "kings dying".
I heard that!
VO: Not everyone's welcome at King's Landing
You know that's fine if they don't want me at their
precious party. It's tough enough being a
single mother I'm just trying to focus
on bonding activities for my girls.
You know, you really are a great listener.
Can I kill him now or what? You killed the last one
it's my turn. No I'm gonna kill him
Obara buried him Obara gets to kill him!
Obara gets everything!  Girls will be girls...
VO: Will they clean up their act before Winter comes?
Oh Gods! They've gotten loose again!
No matter where she goes she carts
those damn dragons along. This is a
Name Day party leave your
pets at home for Lord of Light's sake.
VO: It's the Real Housewives of Westeros
WHERE ARE MY DRAGONS????
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