Salad! Salad! Salad! Salad!
[cheering]
He’s the freshest voice in music.
DJ Salad!
DJ Salad!
DJ Salad!
DJ Salad!
[laughing]
DJ Salad! We the best for you!
[cheering]
Some people think I’m just a
walking head of lettuce!
But that’s just the tip of the iceberg!
This is the DJ Salad Story!
Yeah.
I knew Salad was gonna be a star
the second I heard 14 Carrots.
Everyone knows bunnies like lettuce.
I’m no exception. DJ Ensalada!
I was about to quit music. Then I heard
14 Carrots and I did not quit music.
[laughing]
♪ DJ Salad! One, two, three.
Fourteen Carrots ♪
♪ They don’t want us to eat these carrots
So we eat them carrots! ♪
Suddenly, DJ Salad was on the
cover of every magazine.
He was the first Salad to ever headline
Coachella-ella-ella-eh.
If it wasn’t for that first talk
with DJ Salad,
I never woulda gone into acting.
Man, I love DJ Salad!
DJ Salad is a voice of a generation!
Salad all day!
I’m an actor because of DJ Salad,
plain and simple.
People wanted something real,
something raw!
Something healthy. But it wasn’t
always that way!
I grew up on a ranch in Hidden Valley.
My mom was Arugula,
and my dad a Cabbage.
I was a mixed green with a dream!
But when you come from dirt,
you just don’t think
getting out is possible! You know?
But then, I met Scooter Byrd!
Scooter Byrd. DJ Salad’s Manager.
When Salad first walked in my office,
I was this close to eating him.
- DJ Salad.
- Thank goodness I wasn’t hungry because
that green is makin’ me a lot a green,
if you know what I mean! Ka-ching!
Salad! Salad!
This might be the Hollywood Bowl,
but tonight it’s the Salad Bowl!
Give it up for my crew... Ton.
[music playing]
DJ Salad!
Coming up on the DJ Salad Story.
Things take a dramatic turn when…
Yo! Announcer Dude! Don’t spoil it!
Fine. But everybody, just stay tuned.
[applause]
