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Chris I can't believe you're helping the
Chris I can't believe you're helping the
Chris I can't believe you're helping the
principal with morning announcements
principal with morning announcements
principal with morning announcements
today I can't believe I forgot to wear
today I can't believe I forgot to wear
today I can't believe I forgot to wear
pants it's a big day for your brother
pants it's a big day for your brother
pants it's a big day for your brother
fine
fine
fine
it's so cool you're gonna be like one of
it's so cool you're gonna be like one of
it's so cool you're gonna be like one of
those DJs on Sirius XM where it's all
those DJs on Sirius XM where it's all
those DJs on Sirius XM where it's all
national so nothing's local anymore
national so nothing's local anymore
national so nothing's local anymore
you're listening to Sirius XM channel a
you're listening to Sirius XM channel a
you're listening to Sirius XM channel a
hundred-and-something
hundred-and-something
hundred-and-something
hey it's hot out there but it's also
hey it's hot out there but it's also
hey it's hot out there but it's also
cold in some places these pants are way
cold in some places these pants are way
cold in some places these pants are way
too big okay Chris while you make these
too big okay Chris while you make these
too big okay Chris while you make these
announcements I'm going to be massaging
announcements I'm going to be massaging
announcements I'm going to be massaging
your shoulders just so I can say in
your shoulders just so I can say in
your shoulders just so I can say in
court that I do it to everyone and if
court that I do it to everyone and if
court that I do it to everyone and if
you want to liven things up you can
you want to liven things up you can
you want to liven things up you can
start out by saying good morning Vietnam
start out by saying good morning Vietnam
start out by saying good morning Vietnam
white you know from the movie starring
white you know from the movie starring
white you know from the movie starring
Robin Williams who it was set in the
Robin Williams who it was set in the
Robin Williams who it was set in the
Vietnam War where he was nominated for
Vietnam War where he was nominated for
Vietnam War where he was nominated for
an Oscar why but sadly he recently died
an Oscar why but sadly he recently died
an Oscar why but sadly he recently died
how he choked himself off that's the
how he choked himself off that's the
how he choked himself off that's the
first thing I understood go ahead okay
first thing I understood go ahead okay
first thing I understood go ahead okay
God good good morning morning
God good good morning morning
God good good morning morning
Engelberg everyone everyone the stagnant
Engelberg everyone everyone the stagnant
Engelberg everyone everyone the stagnant
cancer muting a student council meeting
cancer muting a student council meeting
cancer muting a student council meeting
you know what you're done good job great
you know what you're done good job great
you know what you're done good job great
job Chris okay well the student council
job Chris okay well the student council
job Chris okay well the student council
meeting will be held today at 3 o'clock
meeting will be held today at 3 o'clock
meeting will be held today at 3 o'clock
in the gymnasium I never would have
in the gymnasium I never would have
in the gymnasium I never would have
gotten that word Alexa oh and that's how
gotten that word Alexa oh and that's how
gotten that word Alexa oh and that's how
you do an announcement not like that
you do an announcement not like that
you do an announcement not like that
tell our Griffin I feel like I gained 20
tell our Griffin I feel like I gained 20
tell our Griffin I feel like I gained 20
pounds just standing next to him I have
pounds just standing next to him I have
pounds just standing next to him I have
to open the window to get that fat kid
to open the window to get that fat kid
to open the window to get that fat kid
smell out
smell out
smell out
hey lawn mower guy how do you say fat in
hey lawn mower guy how do you say fat in
hey lawn mower guy how do you say fat in
Spanish
Spanish
Spanish
that kid was mucho Gordo I think you
that kid was mucho Gordo I think you
that kid was mucho Gordo I think you
mean that's an Athlon more gay
mean that's an Athlon more gay
mean that's an Athlon more gay
[Laughter]
[Laughter]
[Laughter]
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Alexa stop playing sad music I don't
Alexa stop playing sad music I don't
Alexa stop playing sad music I don't
think this thing is working at all hey
think this thing is working at all hey
think this thing is working at all hey
Stewie where's this this pot always
Stewie where's this this pot always
Stewie where's this this pot always
speaks to me I can't stand to hear
speaks to me I can't stand to hear
speaks to me I can't stand to hear
Italians talk but and get him singing
Italians talk but and get him singing
Italians talk but and get him singing
Stewie
Stewie
Stewie
how can you afford an entire opera in
how can you afford an entire opera in
how can you afford an entire opera in
your room Brian's upset because someone
your room Brian's upset because someone
your room Brian's upset because someone
has something he doesn't you know what
has something he doesn't you know what
has something he doesn't you know what
I'm getting you for your birthday the
I'm getting you for your birthday the
I'm getting you for your birthday the
ability to be happy for other people
ability to be happy for other people
ability to be happy for other people
you're not answering my question
you're not answering my question
you're not answering my question
Brian I'd love to stay and talk but Bugs
Brian I'd love to stay and talk but Bugs
Brian I'd love to stay and talk but Bugs
Bunny is about to make this tenor hold a
Bunny is about to make this tenor hold a
Bunny is about to make this tenor hold a
note for far longer than anyone should
we now return to suits as a courtesy to
we now return to suits as a courtesy to
we now return to suits as a courtesy to
the hard-working cast and crew we ask
the hard-working cast and crew we ask
the hard-working cast and crew we ask
you to please refrain from looking at
you to please refrain from looking at
you to please refrain from looking at
your iPad while the show is on okay fair
your iPad while the show is on okay fair
your iPad while the show is on okay fair
enough morning everyone how's the case
enough morning everyone how's the case
enough morning everyone how's the case
coming
coming
coming
we're having trouble supporting the
we're having trouble supporting the
we're having trouble supporting the
defendants claim is this show a drama or
defendants claim is this show a drama or
defendants claim is this show a drama or
a comedy filmed in Toronto
other shows filmed in Toronto it's
other shows filmed in Toronto it's
other shows filmed in Toronto it's
Handmaid's Tale Shadowhunters what's
Handmaid's Tale Shadowhunters what's
Handmaid's Tale Shadowhunters what's
Shadowhunters I don't know let's look it
Shadowhunters I don't know let's look it
Shadowhunters I don't know let's look it
up guys
up guys
up guys
please people worked really hard on this
please people worked really hard on this
please people worked really hard on this
case what's the matter it's Chris you
case what's the matter it's Chris you
case what's the matter it's Chris you
idiot Mary what happened principal
idiot Mary what happened principal
idiot Mary what happened principal
Shepherd fat-shamed Chris in front of
Shepherd fat-shamed Chris in front of
Shepherd fat-shamed Chris in front of
the whole school oh just stay the course
the whole school oh just stay the course
the whole school oh just stay the course
Lois that fat is gonna win him biggest
Lois that fat is gonna win him biggest
Lois that fat is gonna win him biggest
boy at the State Fair Peter this is very
boy at the State Fair Peter this is very
boy at the State Fair Peter this is very
serious
serious
serious
Joey's biggest boy school should be a
Joey's biggest boy school should be a
Joey's biggest boy school should be a
safe place where they get shot sometimes
safe place where they get shot sometimes
safe place where they get shot sometimes
they should not be insulted Peter are
they should not be insulted Peter are
they should not be insulted Peter are
you even listening to me
you even listening to me
you even listening to me
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downstage well he's a big thing for me
downstage well he's a big thing for me
downstage well he's a big thing for me
to get boy is a big big moment but your
to get boy is a big big moment but your
to get boy is a big big moment but your
home is a big big bowl biggest boy big
home is a big big bowl biggest boy big
home is a big big bowl biggest boy big
big boy bigger ball so we're all decided
big boy bigger ball so we're all decided
big boy bigger ball so we're all decided
our last high school play was about as
our last high school play was about as
our last high school play was about as
gay as we want to go let's try to top
gay as we want to go let's try to top
gay as we want to go let's try to top
out at that level of gay if there's
out at that level of gay if there's
out at that level of gay if there's
nothing else there's still the agenda
nothing else there's still the agenda
nothing else there's still the agenda
item of you fat shaming Chris Griffin I
item of you fat shaming Chris Griffin I
item of you fat shaming Chris Griffin I
think we can table that as long as it's
think we can table that as long as it's
think we can table that as long as it's
a pretty strong table I'm sorry but fat
a pretty strong table I'm sorry but fat
a pretty strong table I'm sorry but fat
shaming is not okay this is the year
shaming is not okay this is the year
shaming is not okay this is the year
2020 and nothing is okay this is the
2020 and nothing is okay this is the
2020 and nothing is okay this is the
year of instant outrage yet this is my
year of instant outrage yet this is my
year of instant outrage yet this is my
son were talking about
son were talking about
son were talking about
sure more than once I've caught him
sure more than once I've caught him
sure more than once I've caught him
eating Crisco with a spoon but I can't
eating Crisco with a spoon but I can't
eating Crisco with a spoon but I can't
watch everything he eats that's all I'd
watch everything he eats that's all I'd
watch everything he eats that's all I'd
be doing and deep down he's just like
be doing and deep down he's just like
be doing and deep down he's just like
everyone else
everyone else
everyone else
altogether and one big pair of pants
altogether and one big pair of pants
altogether and one big pair of pants
it's his sister Meg's pants yeah I'm
it's his sister Meg's pants yeah I'm
it's his sister Meg's pants yeah I'm
funny
funny
funny
in any case principal Shepherd needs to
in any case principal Shepherd needs to
in any case principal Shepherd needs to
be held accountable for fat shaming my
be held accountable for fat shaming my
be held accountable for fat shaming my
son no matter how fat or shameful he may
son no matter how fat or shameful he may
son no matter how fat or shameful he may
be if your son had been shot all I could
be if your son had been shot all I could
be if your son had been shot all I could
offer is thoughts and prayers but this
offer is thoughts and prayers but this
offer is thoughts and prayers but this
calls for a far stronger response
calls for a far stronger response
calls for a far stronger response
Shepard you're fired
Shepard you're fired
Shepard you're fired
oh yeah well now that I'm fired I can
oh yeah well now that I'm fired I can
oh yeah well now that I'm fired I can
finally tell you all how I really feel
finally tell you all how I really feel
finally tell you all how I really feel
about you you're like family to me
about you you're like family to me
about you you're like family to me
Alexa played a sad song from stripes
Alexa played a sad song from stripes
Alexa played a sad song from stripes
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excuse me I saw a commercial in which a
excuse me I saw a commercial in which a
excuse me I saw a commercial in which a
dog had a very shiny coat
dog had a very shiny coat
dog had a very shiny coat
the dog was jumping over a fence maybe
the dog was jumping over a fence maybe
the dog was jumping over a fence maybe
on a farm or something again his coat
on a farm or something again his coat
on a farm or something again his coat
was very shiny yeah I hate this job so I
was very shiny yeah I hate this job so I
was very shiny yeah I hate this job so I
don't know oh my gosh wow this is so
don't know oh my gosh wow this is so
don't know oh my gosh wow this is so
exciting excuse me
exciting excuse me
exciting excuse me
it's really you we recognize you from
it's really you we recognize you from
it's really you we recognize you from
your book ah you've read faster than the
your book ah you've read faster than the
your book ah you've read faster than the
speed of love be careful with that thing
speed of love be careful with that thing
speed of love be careful with that thing
it might accidentally change your life I
it might accidentally change your life I
it might accidentally change your life I
don't know that book I'm talking about
don't know that book I'm talking about
don't know that book I'm talking about
this one
this one
this one
clunky the dumb white dog by Griffin
clunky the dumb white dog by Griffin
clunky the dumb white dog by Griffin
Stewart my catchphrase is her birth hey
Stewart my catchphrase is her birth hey
Stewart my catchphrase is her birth hey
do you know where I could find any books
do you know where I could find any books
do you know where I could find any books
about the pancreas thanks for taking me
about the pancreas thanks for taking me
about the pancreas thanks for taking me
to the movies Peter sure Lois you know
to the movies Peter sure Lois you know
to the movies Peter sure Lois you know
when you said miles teller I was like
when you said miles teller I was like
when you said miles teller I was like
but then once you get here you realize
but then once you get here you realize
but then once you get here you realize
you can sit anywhere
you can sit anywhere
you can sit anywhere
hello Griffins principal Shepherd that's
hello Griffins principal Shepherd that's
hello Griffins principal Shepherd that's
right and it's just first-name Shepherd
right and it's just first-name Shepherd
right and it's just first-name Shepherd
now that you've had me fired and I have
now that you've had me fired and I have
now that you've had me fired and I have
no income and now I'm living in my car
no income and now I'm living in my car
no income and now I'm living in my car
just panhandling outside miles teller
just panhandling outside miles teller
just panhandling outside miles teller
movies which is pretty slim Biggins
movies which is pretty slim Biggins
movies which is pretty slim Biggins
obviously Lois can I talk to you one
obviously Lois can I talk to you one
obviously Lois can I talk to you one
step over this way yet magically out of
step over this way yet magically out of
step over this way yet magically out of
earshot from him we can't let this stand
earshot from him we can't let this stand
earshot from him we can't let this stand
we have to do something for him what are
we have to do something for him what are
we have to do something for him what are
we supposed to do he brought this on
we supposed to do he brought this on
we supposed to do he brought this on
himself
alright Peter he can live with us until
alright Peter he can live with us until
alright Peter he can live with us until
he gets back on his feet
he gets back on his feet
he gets back on his feet
you made a full and convincing case hey
you made a full and convincing case hey
you made a full and convincing case hey
you can live with us wow that's great
you can live with us wow that's great
you can live with us wow that's great
news uh what's your ferret policy oh wow
news uh what's your ferret policy oh wow
news uh what's your ferret policy oh wow
Louis if he's asking about it - I guess
Louis if he's asking about it - I guess
Louis if he's asking about it - I guess
we should finally get one he that we're
we should finally get one he that we're
we should finally get one he that we're
not getting a ferret also would it make
not getting a ferret also would it make
not getting a ferret also would it make
any sense to put all the beds in one
any sense to put all the beds in one
any sense to put all the beds in one
room and make one room a trampoline room
room and make one room a trampoline room
room and make one room a trampoline room
oh wow now that's interesting
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well here we are mr. and mrs. Griffin I
well here we are mr. and mrs. Griffin I
well here we are mr. and mrs. Griffin I
don't know how to thank you
don't know how to thank you
don't know how to thank you
I don't worry about it make yourself at
I don't worry about it make yourself at
I don't worry about it make yourself at
home the Wi-Fi is Joe Swanson guests
home the Wi-Fi is Joe Swanson guests
home the Wi-Fi is Joe Swanson guests
Chris there's someone here who's got
Chris there's someone here who's got
Chris there's someone here who's got
something to say to you I've never seen
something to say to you I've never seen
something to say to you I've never seen
this man before in my life principal
this man before in my life principal
this man before in my life principal
Shepherd what did you do it here Chris I
Shepherd what did you do it here Chris I
Shepherd what did you do it here Chris I
fat-shamed you and I believe I owe you a
fat-shamed you and I believe I owe you a
fat-shamed you and I believe I owe you a
Weasley political apology so if you took
Weasley political apology so if you took
Weasley political apology so if you took
offense to anything I said
offense to anything I said
offense to anything I said
I certainly regret that you did that at
I certainly regret that you did that at
I certainly regret that you did that at
this point I considered the matter
this point I considered the matter
this point I considered the matter
closed
closed
closed
thank you so much principal Shepherd I
thank you so much principal Shepherd I
thank you so much principal Shepherd I
know that was very difficult for you
know that was very difficult for you
know that was very difficult for you
well I accept your apology Chris onward
well I accept your apology Chris onward
well I accept your apology Chris onward
and upward no I believe you have some
and upward no I believe you have some
and upward no I believe you have some
masturbating to do young man
masturbating to do young man
masturbating to do young man
I already did it Chris I mean I was
I already did it Chris I mean I was
I already did it Chris I mean I was
about to boy this is real because I'm
about to boy this is real because I'm
about to boy this is real because I'm
making the motor noise hey there Stewie
making the motor noise hey there Stewie
making the motor noise hey there Stewie
finally cutting that grass I see if
finally cutting that grass I see if
finally cutting that grass I see if
someone had returned my mower when they
someone had returned my mower when they
someone had returned my mower when they
said they were going to I would have
said they were going to I would have
said they were going to I would have
done it weeks ago oh I see the mower
done it weeks ago oh I see the mower
done it weeks ago oh I see the mower
isn't the only thing running hard for
isn't the only thing running hard for
isn't the only thing running hard for
speaking of I need to borrow a shovel
speaking of I need to borrow a shovel
speaking of I need to borrow a shovel
I'm digging a hole a hole what are you
I'm digging a hole a hole what are you
I'm digging a hole a hole what are you
doing
doing
doing
Chyna that's the hope all right well
Chyna that's the hope all right well
Chyna that's the hope all right well
I'll be checking your Instagram Oh
careful that's how God makes angels well
careful that's how God makes angels well
careful that's how God makes angels well
I guess I know where you got all that
I guess I know where you got all that
I guess I know where you got all that
money you wrote a whole children's book
money you wrote a whole children's book
money you wrote a whole children's book
series about me and you made me look
series about me and you made me look
series about me and you made me look
like a total idiot
like a total idiot
like a total idiot
look you're gonna call the publisher and
look you're gonna call the publisher and
look you're gonna call the publisher and
have these books recalled all the chants
have these books recalled all the chants
have these books recalled all the chants
Brian all I'm doing is presenting you
Brian all I'm doing is presenting you
Brian all I'm doing is presenting you
honestly to the public just like I did
honestly to the public just like I did
honestly to the public just like I did
to the witches in Salem who but a witch
to the witches in Salem who but a witch
to the witches in Salem who but a witch
would not give up her virtue to a man
would not give up her virtue to a man
would not give up her virtue to a man
who brought her a luncheon of salt pork
who brought her a luncheon of salt pork
who brought her a luncheon of salt pork
and boiled sweets but your honor I tried
and boiled sweets but your honor I tried
and boiled sweets but your honor I tried
to give up my virtue I begged him to
to give up my virtue I begged him to
to give up my virtue I begged him to
take me then and there okay okay nobody
take me then and there okay okay nobody
take me then and there okay okay nobody
believes that tall tale and he would
believes that tall tale and he would
believes that tall tale and he would
have none of it I offered him posterior
have none of it I offered him posterior
have none of it I offered him posterior
intimacy okay let's just
intimacy okay let's just
intimacy okay let's just
everyone calm down the court report Oh
everyone calm down the court report Oh
everyone calm down the court report Oh
we'll still his quill on hands and knees
we'll still his quill on hands and knees
we'll still his quill on hands and knees
I baked him he said he had an early
I baked him he said he had an early
I baked him he said he had an early
appointment which which press her
appointment which which press her
appointment which which press her
between stones attention Griffins could
between stones attention Griffins could
between stones attention Griffins could
Peter Griffin please report to the
Peter Griffin please report to the
Peter Griffin please report to the
backyard Peter I'm looking at your
backyard Peter I'm looking at your
backyard Peter I'm looking at your
aptitude assessment we think you would
aptitude assessment we think you would
aptitude assessment we think you would
be more comfortable eating in the
be more comfortable eating in the
be more comfortable eating in the
special breakfast unit don't worry Miss
special breakfast unit don't worry Miss
special breakfast unit don't worry Miss
Judy we'll take care of you she doesn't
Judy we'll take care of you she doesn't
Judy we'll take care of you she doesn't
have her teaching degree but she is
have her teaching degree but she is
have her teaching degree but she is
abnormally strong attention Griffins
abnormally strong attention Griffins
abnormally strong attention Griffins
someone drew a penis on my car Peter I'm
someone drew a penis on my car Peter I'm
someone drew a penis on my car Peter I'm
looking at you couldn't be me
looking at you couldn't be me
looking at you couldn't be me
I don't even know what penises look like
I don't even know what penises look like
I don't even know what penises look like
coz I'm not gay never even seen one you
coz I'm not gay never even seen one you
coz I'm not gay never even seen one you
don't have a penis I do I just don't
don't have a penis I do I just don't
don't have a penis I do I just don't
look at it cuz I'm not gay now if it was
look at it cuz I'm not gay now if it was
look at it cuz I'm not gay now if it was
a vagina I'd say you have your man seen
a vagina I'd say you have your man seen
a vagina I'd say you have your man seen
a ton of those scene 3 Atos whoa whoa
a ton of those scene 3 Atos whoa whoa
a ton of those scene 3 Atos whoa whoa
whoa three deeds dad okay
whoa three deeds dad okay
whoa three deeds dad okay
your mom nice your sister when she was
your mom nice your sister when she was
your mom nice your sister when she was
born getting colder and my aunt she fell
born getting colder and my aunt she fell
born getting colder and my aunt she fell
out of the casket at a Funeral and a
out of the casket at a Funeral and a
out of the casket at a Funeral and a
dress came up did you know they pack
dress came up did you know they pack
dress came up did you know they pack
cotton in corpses noses rectums and
cotton in corpses noses rectums and
cotton in corpses noses rectums and
vaginas to prevent embalming fluid from
vaginas to prevent embalming fluid from
vaginas to prevent embalming fluid from
leaking anyway
leaking anyway
leaking anyway
I gave the eulogy at the church and I
I gave the eulogy at the church and I
I gave the eulogy at the church and I
talked about it it was all ad-libbed
talked about it it was all ad-libbed
talked about it it was all ad-libbed
now that preacher won't even make eye
now that preacher won't even make eye
now that preacher won't even make eye
contact with me at the grocery store I
contact with me at the grocery store I
contact with me at the grocery store I
don't know why that bothers me but it
don't know why that bothers me but it
don't know why that bothers me but it
does what are we talking about oh yeah
does what are we talking about oh yeah
does what are we talking about oh yeah
your car got dunked yeah I get it it was
your car got dunked yeah I get it it was
your car got dunked yeah I get it it was
me
okay who do I make this out to
okay who do I make this out to
okay who do I make this out to
actually could you use a sharpie no my
actually could you use a sharpie no my
actually could you use a sharpie no my
mom says I can't use sharpies they're
mom says I can't use sharpies they're
mom says I can't use sharpies they're
permanent
permanent
permanent
Stewart Griffin I represent brian
Stewart Griffin I represent brian
Stewart Griffin I represent brian
Griffin who is suing you for defamation
Griffin who is suing you for defamation
Griffin who is suing you for defamation
that's right I lawyer it up you little
that's right I lawyer it up you little
that's right I lawyer it up you little
bitch sorry I'm late I was just uh all
bitch sorry I'm late I was just uh all
bitch sorry I'm late I was just uh all
for all say Monsieur Griffin God she was
for all say Monsieur Griffin God she was
for all say Monsieur Griffin God she was
watching Love Lucy then she was
watching Love Lucy then she was
watching Love Lucy then she was
wondering why Lucy wasn't talking so
wondering why Lucy wasn't talking so
wondering why Lucy wasn't talking so
much and then she realized it was just
much and then she realized it was just
much and then she realized it was just
orange cat in an ashtray all right never
orange cat in an ashtray all right never
orange cat in an ashtray all right never
mind that just join me one step over
mind that just join me one step over
mind that just join me one step over
here yet out of earshot so I can wrap
here yet out of earshot so I can wrap
here yet out of earshot so I can wrap
your knuckles with a ruler
that's it I want you out of our house
that's it I want you out of our house
that's it I want you out of our house
right now we are sick of you what you're
right now we are sick of you what you're
right now we are sick of you what you're
kicking me out does everyone feel this
kicking me out does everyone feel this
kicking me out does everyone feel this
way we absolument Gerard Depardieu well
way we absolument Gerard Depardieu well
way we absolument Gerard Depardieu well
at least someone's been paying attention
at least someone's been paying attention
at least someone's been paying attention
but very well I'll get out of your hair
but very well I'll get out of your hair
but very well I'll get out of your hair
if you'll all just help me get my things
if you'll all just help me get my things
if you'll all just help me get my things
out of the basement wait a minute
out of the basement wait a minute
out of the basement wait a minute
he doesn't have his stuff down here
he doesn't have his stuff down here
he doesn't have his stuff down here
that's right
that's right
that's right
until you all have better attitudes
until you all have better attitudes
until you all have better attitudes
you're in detention he put us in
you're in detention he put us in
you're in detention he put us in
detention in our own house we okay we're
detention in our own house we okay we're
detention in our own house we okay we're
gonna deal with that thing and then
gonna deal with that thing and then
gonna deal with that thing and then
we're gonna deal with detention
how long is principal Shepherd gonna
how long is principal Shepherd gonna
how long is principal Shepherd gonna
keep us in detention down here oh you
keep us in detention down here oh you
keep us in detention down here oh you
got a big date is that it gotta get out
got a big date is that it gotta get out
got a big date is that it gotta get out
of here for a big date is that what
of here for a big date is that what
of here for a big date is that what
you're saying hey bite my butt mom at
you're saying hey bite my butt mom at
you're saying hey bite my butt mom at
least I'm not a withered old slut like
least I'm not a withered old slut like
least I'm not a withered old slut like
you are oh just kiss and get it over
you are oh just kiss and get it over
you are oh just kiss and get it over
with
with
with
guys guys guys it's natural that would
guys guys guys it's natural that would
guys guys guys it's natural that would
be at each other's throats all right
be at each other's throats all right
be at each other's throats all right
we've been down here for three minutes
we've been down here for three minutes
we've been down here for three minutes
the question is how are we gonna get out
the question is how are we gonna get out
the question is how are we gonna get out
all right
all right
all right
we're playing no no no no Mac Mac Mac
we're playing no no no no Mac Mac Mac
we're playing no no no no Mac Mac Mac
all right who's next
all right who's next
all right who's next
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mr. Griffin you may proceed thank you
mr. Griffin you may proceed thank you
mr. Griffin you may proceed thank you
your honor in my case to prove that
your honor in my case to prove that
your honor in my case to prove that
brian Griffin is in fact an idiot and
brian Griffin is in fact an idiot and
brian Griffin is in fact an idiot and
therefore cannot be defamed I called
therefore cannot be defamed I called
therefore cannot be defamed I called
Brian Griffin to the stand now mr.
Brian Griffin to the stand now mr.
Brian Griffin to the stand now mr.
Griffin you claim that you are not dumb
Griffin you claim that you are not dumb
Griffin you claim that you are not dumb
if that is true please tell me the
if that is true please tell me the
if that is true please tell me the
difference between michael cera and
difference between michael cera and
difference between michael cera and
jesse eisenberg objection no one could
jesse eisenberg objection no one could
jesse eisenberg objection no one could
possibly know that
possibly know that
possibly know that
objection sustained you're on thin ice
objection sustained you're on thin ice
objection sustained you're on thin ice
counselor very well now mr. Griffin I'm
counselor very well now mr. Griffin I'm
counselor very well now mr. Griffin I'm
going to recite a biography and I'd like
going to recite a biography and I'd like
going to recite a biography and I'd like
you to maintain your composure on
you to maintain your composure on
you to maintain your composure on
December 1st 1951 treat Williams report
December 1st 1951 treat Williams report
December 1st 1951 treat Williams report
where where where's the tree thank you I
where where where's the tree thank you I
where where where's the tree thank you I
will now read the entry for christopher
will now read the entry for christopher
will now read the entry for christopher
walken walk go for a walk this dog is
walken walk go for a walk this dog is
walken walk go for a walk this dog is
dumb no further questions your honor at
dumb no further questions your honor at
dumb no further questions your honor at
this point I will turn things over to
this point I will turn things over to
this point I will turn things over to
Brian's lawyer the gentlemen from table
Brian's lawyer the gentlemen from table
Brian's lawyer the gentlemen from table
knee bump and associates thank you
knee bump and associates thank you
knee bump and associates thank you
you're crap right on the bone oh do you
you're crap right on the bone oh do you
you're crap right on the bone oh do you
wish to proceed huh no
wish to proceed huh no
wish to proceed huh no
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sucks being a detention I feel like
sucks being a detention I feel like
sucks being a detention I feel like
we're in The Breakfast Club or something
we're in The Breakfast Club or something
we're in The Breakfast Club or something
I don't know maybe we can take this time
I don't know maybe we can take this time
I don't know maybe we can take this time
to learn more about each other sorry
to learn more about each other sorry
to learn more about each other sorry
Louis we can't we got a Breakfast Club
Louis we can't we got a Breakfast Club
Louis we can't we got a Breakfast Club
dance for the Fox promo this Sunday on
dance for the Fox promo this Sunday on
dance for the Fox promo this Sunday on
an all-new Family Guy the Griffins are
an all-new Family Guy the Griffins are
an all-new Family Guy the Griffins are
grounded and the one actor of color
grounded and the one actor of color
grounded and the one actor of color
plays a character named lawnmower guy
plays a character named lawnmower guy
plays a character named lawnmower guy
way to go everyone now we have this
way to go everyone now we have this
way to go everyone now we have this
unearned closeness don't you see this
unearned closeness don't you see this
unearned closeness don't you see this
must have been why principal Shepherd
must have been why principal Shepherd
must have been why principal Shepherd
locked us down here we've never sat down
locked us down here we've never sat down
locked us down here we've never sat down
and talked like this principal Shepherd
and talked like this principal Shepherd
and talked like this principal Shepherd
is the best principal ever
is the best principal ever
is the best principal ever
I'm totally reenergized like when my old
I'm totally reenergized like when my old
I'm totally reenergized like when my old
high school crush asked to be my friend
high school crush asked to be my friend
high school crush asked to be my friend
on Facebook
Karen Altman wow there's a blast from
Karen Altman wow there's a blast from
Karen Altman wow there's a blast from
the past
but game begins hey cutie long time no
but game begins hey cutie long time no
but game begins hey cutie long time no
talk I'm trapped in Europe and all I
talk I'm trapped in Europe and all I
talk I'm trapped in Europe and all I
have is my bikini could you wire me
have is my bikini could you wire me
have is my bikini could you wire me
three thousand dollars for old times
three thousand dollars for old times
three thousand dollars for old times
sake
Beatriz for she was a snack
checkmate
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mr. Foreman has the jury reached a
mr. Foreman has the jury reached a
mr. Foreman has the jury reached a
verdict we have not your honor
verdict we have not your honor
verdict we have not your honor
we all feel we need another night at the
we all feel we need another night at the
we all feel we need another night at the
Hyatt with free HBO that free HBO was
Hyatt with free HBO that free HBO was
Hyatt with free HBO that free HBO was
just a preview it ended today we have a
just a preview it ended today we have a
just a preview it ended today we have a
verdict your honor please proceed the
verdict your honor please proceed the
verdict your honor please proceed the
dog is an idiot the baby wins
dog is an idiot the baby wins
dog is an idiot the baby wins
laughter well Congrats Dewey you made me
laughter well Congrats Dewey you made me
laughter well Congrats Dewey you made me
look like a fool up there I mean I can't
look like a fool up there I mean I can't
look like a fool up there I mean I can't
believe you do this to me I'll never
believe you do this to me I'll never
believe you do this to me I'll never
forgive you
forgive you
forgive you
oh you kidding Bryan you're a dog I'm
oh you kidding Bryan you're a dog I'm
oh you kidding Bryan you're a dog I'm
gonna walk out that door come back in
gonna walk out that door come back in
gonna walk out that door come back in
and you'll just be excited to see me hey
and you'll just be excited to see me hey
and you'll just be excited to see me hey
you're back oh man I feel like you've
you're back oh man I feel like you've
you're back oh man I feel like you've
been gone forever hey watch me spin
been gone forever hey watch me spin
been gone forever hey watch me spin
around
around
around
whoa fat ankles all right last call for
whoa fat ankles all right last call for
whoa fat ankles all right last call for
new business and again we cannot show
new business and again we cannot show
new business and again we cannot show
you the nude photos the Spanish teacher
you the nude photos the Spanish teacher
you the nude photos the Spanish teacher
sent to that kid well I guess that's it
sent to that kid well I guess that's it
sent to that kid well I guess that's it
let's get out of here now Peter the
let's get out of here now Peter the
let's get out of here now Peter the
other thing all right my name is Peter
other thing all right my name is Peter
other thing all right my name is Peter
Griffin and I get to the in conclusion
Griffin and I get to the in conclusion
Griffin and I get to the in conclusion
part of my speech faster than most
part of my speech faster than most
part of my speech faster than most
people in conclusion I think the school
people in conclusion I think the school
people in conclusion I think the school
should rehire principal Shepherd mr.
should rehire principal Shepherd mr.
should rehire principal Shepherd mr.
Griffin you make a brisk and compelling
Griffin you make a brisk and compelling
Griffin you make a brisk and compelling
case I hereby reinstate principal
case I hereby reinstate principal
case I hereby reinstate principal
Shepherd yes I love you baby sorry Lois
Shepherd yes I love you baby sorry Lois
Shepherd yes I love you baby sorry Lois
I needed you out of the way so I could
I needed you out of the way so I could
I needed you out of the way so I could
kiss this lady
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it's good to be back
it's good to be back
it's good to be back
wait who drew this dog on my desk not me
wait who drew this dog on my desk not me
wait who drew this dog on my desk not me
I wouldn't even know how to draw one
I wouldn't even know how to draw one
I wouldn't even know how to draw one
I've only seen two mine and my uncle's
I've only seen two mine and my uncle's
I've only seen two mine and my uncle's
at his funeral he died with my aunt in a
at his funeral he died with my aunt in a
at his funeral he died with my aunt in a
car crash remember her from earlier with
car crash remember her from earlier with
car crash remember her from earlier with
the vagina my uncle didn't fall out of
the vagina my uncle didn't fall out of
the vagina my uncle didn't fall out of
the casket though I stayed late and
the casket though I stayed late and
the casket though I stayed late and
unbuckle his trousers what we talking
unbuckle his trousers what we talking
unbuckle his trousers what we talking
about oh yeah your desk got darned yeah
about oh yeah your desk got darned yeah
about oh yeah your desk got darned yeah
I did it it was me
well Brian thanks for being a good sport
well Brian thanks for being a good sport
well Brian thanks for being a good sport
about the flunky books know probably
about the flunky books know probably
about the flunky books know probably
most do we oh I wish you hadn't done
most do we oh I wish you hadn't done
most do we oh I wish you hadn't done
that
that
that
if anything you gave me a good chance
if anything you gave me a good chance
if anything you gave me a good chance
for some self-reflection fact is you
for some self-reflection fact is you
for some self-reflection fact is you
inspired me to get back to doing some
inspired me to get back to doing some
inspired me to get back to doing some
writing wow it's really you
writing wow it's really you
writing wow it's really you
oh thanks but I no longer write the
oh thanks but I no longer write the
oh thanks but I no longer write the
flunky books no not that book this one
flunky books no not that book this one
flunky books no not that book this one
swishy the football baby by griffin
swishy the football baby by griffin
swishy the football baby by griffin
Brian can you say one of your
Brian can you say one of your
Brian can you say one of your
catchphrases like hey sailor or up for
catchphrases like hey sailor or up for
catchphrases like hey sailor or up for
brunch
brunch
brunch
Oh how about I'm a bottom so I'm sorry
Oh how about I'm a bottom so I'm sorry
Oh how about I'm a bottom so I'm sorry
it's not really our brand I see
it's not really our brand I see
it's not really our brand I see
well what about Phineas and Ferb erotic
well what about Phineas and Ferb erotic
well what about Phineas and Ferb erotic
fan fiction now that is interesting read
fan fiction now that is interesting read
fan fiction now that is interesting read
it to me while I eat my soup Ferb was
it to me while I eat my soup Ferb was
it to me while I eat my soup Ferb was
having a through Robby morning Phineas
having a through Robby morning Phineas
having a through Robby morning Phineas
was having none of it Oh
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so what's the big emergency why did
so what's the big emergency why did
so what's the big emergency why did
everyone have to come in on a Monday I'm
everyone have to come in on a Monday I'm
everyone have to come in on a Monday I'm
afraid we have troubling news due to
afraid we have troubling news due to
afraid we have troubling news due to
budget cuts we'll be laying off one
budget cuts we'll be laying off one
budget cuts we'll be laying off one
employee the internet only lets us fire
employee the internet only lets us fire
employee the internet only lets us fire
white male so if you're not a white male
white male so if you're not a white male
white male so if you're not a white male
you're safe safe I've never cleaned my
you're safe safe I've never cleaned my
you're safe safe I've never cleaned my
ice tray tray from the freezer to the
ice tray tray from the freezer to the
ice tray tray from the freezer to the
sink is like wringing the damn dinner
sink is like wringing the damn dinner
sink is like wringing the damn dinner
bell for arm hair come to think of it I
bell for arm hair come to think of it I
bell for arm hair come to think of it I
don't remember seeing a few short hairs
don't remember seeing a few short hairs
don't remember seeing a few short hairs
in my eyes oh cool off Griffin it is no
in my eyes oh cool off Griffin it is no
in my eyes oh cool off Griffin it is no
big deal it's just that someone's
big deal it's just that someone's
big deal it's just that someone's
getting fired in front of everybody
getting fired in front of everybody
getting fired in front of everybody
tomorrow well that sounds fine I guess
tomorrow well that sounds fine I guess
tomorrow well that sounds fine I guess
I'll just see it wha oh joke your Oh
I'll just see it wha oh joke your Oh
I'll just see it wha oh joke your Oh
joke I put my own twist on there was no
joke I put my own twist on there was no
joke I put my own twist on there was no
12
12
12
you're crazy it was a it's a gift to our
you're crazy it was a it's a gift to our
you're crazy it was a it's a gift to our
Merry Christmas here's a warmed-over
Merry Christmas here's a warmed-over
Merry Christmas here's a warmed-over
turd from ten years ago
okay I can do this no need to be nervous
okay I can do this no need to be nervous
okay I can do this no need to be nervous
just show them that I'm good at my job
just show them that I'm good at my job
just show them that I'm good at my job
that's it easy-peasy
that's it easy-peasy
that's it easy-peasy
hey there PG in a minute hey Arnie I
hey there PG in a minute hey Arnie I
hey there PG in a minute hey Arnie I
mean I mean cookie much I mean Burt
mean I mean cookie much I mean Burt
mean I mean cookie much I mean Burt
sorry oh it's okay Peter just do what
sorry oh it's okay Peter just do what
sorry oh it's okay Peter just do what
you would normally do pretend I'm not
you would normally do pretend I'm not
you would normally do pretend I'm not
here
here
here
Oh pretend you're not here all right God
Oh pretend you're not here all right God
Oh pretend you're not here all right God
that bird is an idiot what a PUD well I
that bird is an idiot what a PUD well I
that bird is an idiot what a PUD well I
wouldn't mind getting to know that
wouldn't mind getting to know that
wouldn't mind getting to know that
Sheila a little better she's got a great
Sheila a little better she's got a great
Sheila a little better she's got a great
dumper and by dumper I mean fecal
dumper and by dumper I mean fecal
dumper and by dumper I mean fecal
thoroughfare today yeah
thoroughfare today yeah
thoroughfare today yeah
answer could be important for the
answer could be important for the
answer could be important for the
company goodbye
company goodbye
company goodbye
opposite of that yeah let's roll to the
opposite of that yeah let's roll to the
opposite of that yeah let's roll to the
break room Peter we're ready to announce
break room Peter we're ready to announce
break room Peter we're ready to announce
who's getting fired sure a feel and a
who's getting fired sure a feel and a
who's getting fired sure a feel and a
waist maker are gonna beat here please
waist maker are gonna beat here please
waist maker are gonna beat here please
stop talking about my wife's email
stop talking about my wife's email
stop talking about my wife's email
processes Opie will you accept this time
processes Opie will you accept this time
processes Opie will you accept this time
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Bachelor Nick why are you here
Bachelor Nick why are you here
Bachelor Nick why are you here
they make me come to all these things
they make me come to all these things
they make me come to all these things
cool how's Vanessa we broke up ah I
cool how's Vanessa we broke up ah I
cool how's Vanessa we broke up ah I
would murder my family for one hour with
would murder my family for one hour with
would murder my family for one hour with
Corinne yeah she was a little young you
Corinne yeah she was a little young you
Corinne yeah she was a little young you
know how stupid you sound
know how stupid you sound
know how stupid you sound
Peter take a step forward I'm sorry I
Peter take a step forward I'm sorry I
Peter take a step forward I'm sorry I
keep messing up you seeing me at my
keep messing up you seeing me at my
keep messing up you seeing me at my
worst I'm very nervous my life is
worst I'm very nervous my life is
worst I'm very nervous my life is
flashing before my eyes and for some
flashing before my eyes and for some
flashing before my eyes and for some
reason it's all just the sort of game
reason it's all just the sort of game
reason it's all just the sort of game
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omix Cuse me someone sitting here yes
whoa you're alive what happened did I
whoa you're alive what happened did I
whoa you're alive what happened did I
have a heart attack
have a heart attack
have a heart attack
no you had a panic attack or in medical
no you had a panic attack or in medical
no you had a panic attack or in medical
terms a heart attack for wussies hey we
terms a heart attack for wussies hey we
terms a heart attack for wussies hey we
have a bet going do you remember if you
have a bet going do you remember if you
have a bet going do you remember if you
put your wrist to your forehead like a
put your wrist to your forehead like a
put your wrist to your forehead like a
nancy boy when you fainted I choose not
nancy boy when you fainted I choose not
nancy boy when you fainted I choose not
to answer later you need to get your
to answer later you need to get your
to answer later you need to get your
stress under control I'm texting you a
stress under control I'm texting you a
stress under control I'm texting you a
link to a collection of songs called
link to a collection of songs called
link to a collection of songs called
Yacht rock any time I'm feeling stressed
Yacht rock any time I'm feeling stressed
Yacht rock any time I'm feeling stressed
I play this music and it really mellows
I play this music and it really mellows
I play this music and it really mellows
me out I think it'll work for you well
me out I think it'll work for you well
me out I think it'll work for you well
what is it no no it's more like love
what is it no no it's more like love
what is it no no it's more like love
doctor's daughter Oh daddy daddy daddy
doctor's daughter Oh daddy daddy daddy
doctor's daughter Oh daddy daddy daddy
cuz I don't like that Dad I know I
cuz I don't like that Dad I know I
cuz I don't like that Dad I know I
assure you it's LA
assure you it's LA
assure you it's LA
da-da-da-dah now if you'll excuse me I
da-da-da-dah now if you'll excuse me I
da-da-da-dah now if you'll excuse me I
have more music to prescribe to sick
have more music to prescribe to sick
have more music to prescribe to sick
patients so are you feeling better yeah
patients so are you feeling better yeah
patients so are you feeling better yeah
I guess the dark that you said I'm too
I guess the dark that you said I'm too
I guess the dark that you said I'm too
stressed out did the doctor give you
stressed out did the doctor give you
stressed out did the doctor give you
anything to help you know mellow yeah
anything to help you know mellow yeah
anything to help you know mellow yeah
low stro gas no he just gave me this
low stro gas no he just gave me this
low stro gas no he just gave me this
link for something called Yacht rock
you
you know what guys we haven't gone
you know what guys we haven't gone
you know what guys we haven't gone
anywhere in a long time so let's do it
anywhere in a long time so let's do it
anywhere in a long time so let's do it
Cleveland buy those tickets because the
Cleveland buy those tickets because the
Cleveland buy those tickets because the
guys are going on a yacht rock cruise
guys are going on a yacht rock cruise
guys are going on a yacht rock cruise
yeah um Peter is that you do I know you
yeah um Peter is that you do I know you
yeah um Peter is that you do I know you
it's me Lyle from the other side of the
it's me Lyle from the other side of the
it's me Lyle from the other side of the
aquarium
aquarium
aquarium
I I don't know you I don't I don't know
I I don't know you I don't I don't know
I I don't know you I don't I don't know
what you're talking about but I did know
what you're talking about but I did know
what you're talking about but I did know
what he was talking about I spent the
what he was talking about I spent the
what he was talking about I spent the
next two and a half years cruising
next two and a half years cruising
next two and a half years cruising
various aquariums I never did find Lyle
various aquariums I never did find Lyle
various aquariums I never did find Lyle
also I didn't quite clear the table
I gotta say Peter I had reservations
I gotta say Peter I had reservations
I gotta say Peter I had reservations
about this cruise but you do seem more
about this cruise but you do seem more
about this cruise but you do seem more
relaxed hey good thing I had
relaxed hey good thing I had
relaxed hey good thing I had
reservations on this cruise huh I don't
reservations on this cruise huh I don't
reservations on this cruise huh I don't
mind dad jokes everyone's included looks
mind dad jokes everyone's included looks
mind dad jokes everyone's included looks
like mine won't be the only tale I'll be
like mine won't be the only tale I'll be
like mine won't be the only tale I'll be
chasing this week I knew this was a
chasing this week I knew this was a
chasing this week I knew this was a
possibility so I put a 1982 Mattel
possibility so I put a 1982 Mattel
possibility so I put a 1982 Mattel
electronic baseball game in your bag
electronic baseball game in your bag
electronic baseball game in your bag
okay that's something the battery might
okay that's something the battery might
okay that's something the battery might
be a little old though
Peter you brought your family this was
Peter you brought your family this was
Peter you brought your family this was
supposed to be a guys trip I'm sorry I'm
supposed to be a guys trip I'm sorry I'm
supposed to be a guys trip I'm sorry I'm
sending a selfie to Bonnie and Tom you
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son of a bitch you don't listen to you
what is it Bonnie
what is it Bonnie
what is it Bonnie
nothing father Monahan well this sucks
nothing father Monahan well this sucks
nothing father Monahan well this sucks
now whole trips ruined thanks to you
now whole trips ruined thanks to you
now whole trips ruined thanks to you
Peter
Peter
Peter
thank God Bonnie's got father Monahan
thank God Bonnie's got father Monahan
thank God Bonnie's got father Monahan
for spiritual counsel it's not my fault
for spiritual counsel it's not my fault
for spiritual counsel it's not my fault
you guys are too stupid to understand
you guys are too stupid to understand
you guys are too stupid to understand
what the plan was the plan was clear
what the plan was the plan was clear
what the plan was the plan was clear
you're the stupid one what
you
hey Cleveland this is us
hey Cleveland this is us
hey Cleveland this is us
you guys gonna stop by later snuck out a
you guys gonna stop by later snuck out a
you guys gonna stop by later snuck out a
little of this action what you guys are
little of this action what you guys are
little of this action what you guys are
sharing a room you're adults I'm a
sharing a room you're adults I'm a
sharing a room you're adults I'm a
painful price for a room have some
painful price for a room have some
painful price for a room have some
self-respect you're 40 it's not like
self-respect you're 40 it's not like
self-respect you're 40 it's not like
we're gonna be in there much too busy
we're gonna be in there much too busy
we're gonna be in there much too busy
scope and trim I'm a bail to the room to
scope and trim I'm a bail to the room to
scope and trim I'm a bail to the room to
catch a nap right behind you roomie
catch a nap right behind you roomie
catch a nap right behind you roomie
after we wake we gonna fire up that
after we wake we gonna fire up that
after we wake we gonna fire up that
Keurig oh yeah that's why I brought
Keurig oh yeah that's why I brought
Keurig oh yeah that's why I brought
along a couple of these babies great
along a couple of these babies great
along a couple of these babies great
there's only one bed I know we're going
there's only one bed I know we're going
there's only one bed I know we're going
head to toe say hello to your pillow hi
head to toe say hello to your pillow hi
head to toe say hello to your pillow hi
dad do you know if singer and songwriter
dad do you know if singer and songwriter
dad do you know if singer and songwriter
Bob Welch is on board yet he's not
Bob Welch is on board yet he's not
Bob Welch is on board yet he's not
because he died in 2012 huh can you give
because he died in 2012 huh can you give
because he died in 2012 huh can you give
me a moment
me a moment
me a moment
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can't believe Bob Welch is really gone
hey we just heard about Bob Welch yeah
hey we just heard about Bob Welch yeah
hey we just heard about Bob Welch yeah
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is Bob Welch
is Bob Welch
is Bob Welch
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okay for the first game I choose Alan
okay for the first game I choose Alan
okay for the first game I choose Alan
Parsons as my teammate but not the
Parsons as my teammate but not the
Parsons as my teammate but not the
project I want nothing to do with him
project I want nothing to do with him
project I want nothing to do with him
we'll play Joe and Loggins thanks for
we'll play Joe and Loggins thanks for
we'll play Joe and Loggins thanks for
picking me pizza no problem
picking me pizza no problem
picking me pizza no problem
crosby Stills Nash to see who goes first
crosby Stills Nash to see who goes first
crosby Stills Nash to see who goes first
crosby stills Matt shoot nice I win
crosby stills Matt shoot nice I win
crosby stills Matt shoot nice I win
no Crosby each Nash still snorts Crosby
no Crosby each Nash still snorts Crosby
no Crosby each Nash still snorts Crosby
what does nice do Nash smoke skills so
what does nice do Nash smoke skills so
what does nice do Nash smoke skills so
Kenny
Kenny
Kenny
Footloose not really a song for everyone
Footloose not really a song for everyone
Footloose not really a song for everyone
well maybe you'd prefer my song and
well maybe you'd prefer my song and
well maybe you'd prefer my song and
Caddyshack I'm alright oh yeah stupid
Caddyshack I'm alright oh yeah stupid
Caddyshack I'm alright oh yeah stupid
because I'm in a chair I'll pull the
because I'm in a chair I'll pull the
because I'm in a chair I'll pull the
tape guy the Gophers saying that song
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this is so exciting what do you want to
this is so exciting what do you want to
this is so exciting what do you want to
do tonight what if we just go see a
do tonight what if we just go see a
do tonight what if we just go see a
movie we can see a movie at home we need
movie we can see a movie at home we need
movie we can see a movie at home we need
to go out shake things up we're here to
to go out shake things up we're here to
to go out shake things up we're here to
experience new things be other people
experience new things be other people
experience new things be other people
mmm-hmm how much wine have you had
mmm-hmm how much wine have you had
mmm-hmm how much wine have you had
tonight maybe we could hang out with
tonight maybe we could hang out with
tonight maybe we could hang out with
that nice couple we met the other day
that nice couple we met the other day
that nice couple we met the other day
the Federman why do you always want to
the Federman why do you always want to
the Federman why do you always want to
hang out with other people when we are
hang out with other people when we are
hang out with other people when we are
on vacation it's just nice to meet new
on vacation it's just nice to meet new
on vacation it's just nice to meet new
people right because I'm so interested
people right because I'm so interested
people right because I'm so interested
in the medical supply business why do
in the medical supply business why do
in the medical supply business why do
you always do that do what diminish
you always do that do what diminish
you always do that do what diminish
people
people
people
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oh that's why well I feel like this has
oh that's why well I feel like this has
oh that's why well I feel like this has
become a referendum on me and I don't
become a referendum on me and I don't
become a referendum on me and I don't
appreciate it
appreciate it
appreciate it
did you pack my dandruff shampoo No then
did you pack my dandruff shampoo No then
did you pack my dandruff shampoo No then
I guess this black shirt is out you just
I guess this black shirt is out you just
I guess this black shirt is out you just
want to hang out with Doug Fetterman
want to hang out with Doug Fetterman
want to hang out with Doug Fetterman
what that's that's the wine talking what
what that's that's the wine talking what
what that's that's the wine talking what
is Doug Fetterman have that I don't a
is Doug Fetterman have that I don't a
is Doug Fetterman have that I don't a
job oh I'm going to watch the magic show
job oh I'm going to watch the magic show
job oh I'm going to watch the magic show
in the cognac Club why because there's a
in the cognac Club why because there's a
in the cognac Club why because there's a
two-drink minimum
two-drink minimum
two-drink minimum
you shut up thank you
you shut up thank you
you shut up thank you
for my next trick I'll need a volunteer
for my next trick I'll need a volunteer
for my next trick I'll need a volunteer
how about you sir shoot ha gotcha
how about you sir shoot ha gotcha
how about you sir shoot ha gotcha
what do you mean I win Bell Biv DeVoe
what do you mean I win Bell Biv DeVoe
what do you mean I win Bell Biv DeVoe
you can't give someone gives a guy hey
you can't give someone gives a guy hey
you can't give someone gives a guy hey
nobody on this Cruise is boring I can
nobody on this Cruise is boring I can
nobody on this Cruise is boring I can
show you where there's a whole pile of
show you where there's a whole pile of
show you where there's a whole pile of
those cigarette butts yeah the wind
those cigarette butts yeah the wind
those cigarette butts yeah the wind
blows them all to this one spot it's
blows them all to this one spot it's
blows them all to this one spot it's
right by where the seagulls crap it's my
right by where the seagulls crap it's my
right by where the seagulls crap it's my
job to clean it up that's how I know
job to clean it up that's how I know
job to clean it up that's how I know
about it you must know a lot about crap
about it you must know a lot about crap
about it you must know a lot about crap
you're not from here are you from the
you're not from here are you from the
you're not from here are you from the
cruise no I'm from a town you want to
cruise no I'm from a town you want to
cruise no I'm from a town you want to
mess around on some damp towels next to
mess around on some damp towels next to
mess around on some damp towels next to
where the seagulls crap it wasn't
where the seagulls crap it wasn't
where the seagulls crap it wasn't
seagulls I got locked out of my room
seagulls I got locked out of my room
seagulls I got locked out of my room
earlier oh why is your poop white I
earlier oh why is your poop white I
earlier oh why is your poop white I
don't know I've been dealing with fecal
don't know I've been dealing with fecal
don't know I've been dealing with fecal
albinism my whole life
albinism my whole life
albinism my whole life
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hey what are you guys up to
hey what are you guys up to
hey what are you guys up to
we're making a food spread in room 103
we're making a food spread in room 103
we're making a food spread in room 103
come on by grab some cocktail sauce on
come on by grab some cocktail sauce on
come on by grab some cocktail sauce on
your way oh way never boy damn it we're
your way oh way never boy damn it we're
your way oh way never boy damn it we're
watching Michael Clayton on DVD later be
watching Michael Clayton on DVD later be
watching Michael Clayton on DVD later be
there by the way I heard about Bob Welch
there by the way I heard about Bob Welch
there by the way I heard about Bob Welch
I'm sorry don't know what else to say
I'm sorry don't know what else to say
I'm sorry don't know what else to say
send him good vibes yeah can you give me
send him good vibes yeah can you give me
send him good vibes yeah can you give me
a moment
a moment
a moment
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Bob Welch Bob Welch hey got you too
Bob Welch Bob Welch hey got you too
Bob Welch Bob Welch hey got you too
captain yes you're here who's driving
captain yes you're here who's driving
captain yes you're here who's driving
the boat oh my god wow I've never seen
the boat oh my god wow I've never seen
the boat oh my god wow I've never seen
someone eat so many powdered Donuts in
someone eat so many powdered Donuts in
someone eat so many powdered Donuts in
half an hour before yeah I was really
half an hour before yeah I was really
half an hour before yeah I was really
hungry and I didn't like what they had
hungry and I didn't like what they had
hungry and I didn't like what they had
at dinner I think we may have solved
at dinner I think we may have solved
at dinner I think we may have solved
your fecal albinism I love you Meg oh my
your fecal albinism I love you Meg oh my
your fecal albinism I love you Meg oh my
god no one's ever told me that before
god no one's ever told me that before
god no one's ever told me that before
this is the best night of my life
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listen all those idiots fall
listen all those idiots fall
listen all those idiots fall
honey don't revel in it hey I need this
honey don't revel in it hey I need this
honey don't revel in it hey I need this
I just found out Bob Welch died I don't
I just found out Bob Welch died I don't
I just found out Bob Welch died I don't
know look
know look
know look
oats is hanging onto Hall for dear life
oats is hanging onto Hall for dear life
oats is hanging onto Hall for dear life
what else is new he's been doing that
what else is new he's been doing that
what else is new he's been doing that
for 40 years ha ha
for 40 years ha ha
for 40 years ha ha
make fun of more people more successful
make fun of more people more successful
make fun of more people more successful
than you he's a millionaire you're
than you he's a millionaire you're
than you he's a millionaire you're
nothing
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thank God we're all okay looks like oats
thank God we're all okay looks like oats
thank God we're all okay looks like oats
wasn't so lucky
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guys it's me Kenny Loggins first of all
guys it's me Kenny Loggins first of all
guys it's me Kenny Loggins first of all
I'm all right
I'm all right
I'm all right
don't nobody worry about me gofer this
don't nobody worry about me gofer this
don't nobody worry about me gofer this
boat is flipped over we need to get up
boat is flipped over we need to get up
boat is flipped over we need to get up
to the hull there's a spot in the
to the hull there's a spot in the
to the hull there's a spot in the
propeller room where the holes only an
propeller room where the holes only an
propeller room where the holes only an
inch thick maybe we can try to cut our
inch thick maybe we can try to cut our
inch thick maybe we can try to cut our
way he's my boyfriend we love each other
way he's my boyfriend we love each other
way he's my boyfriend we love each other
we said it in everything
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preesh nice we gotta get out of here
preesh nice we gotta get out of here
preesh nice we gotta get out of here
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you're alive and well we gotta get out
you're alive and well we gotta get out
you're alive and well we gotta get out
of here the water levels are rising fast
of here the water levels are rising fast
of here the water levels are rising fast
I'll just grab an apple real quick
I'll just grab an apple real quick
I'll just grab an apple real quick
Granny Smith what do you got an oven in
Granny Smith what do you got an oven in
Granny Smith what do you got an oven in
your mouth huh pie apple it's a pie
your mouth huh pie apple it's a pie
your mouth huh pie apple it's a pie
apple like a good Red Delicious Oh does
apple like a good Red Delicious Oh does
apple like a good Red Delicious Oh does
your mouth have a lid on it what are you
your mouth have a lid on it what are you
your mouth have a lid on it what are you
talking about that's a garbage Apple may
talking about that's a garbage Apple may
talking about that's a garbage Apple may
as well eat a Honeycrisp what's wrong
as well eat a Honeycrisp what's wrong
as well eat a Honeycrisp what's wrong
with that one
with that one
with that one
science Apple made in a lab with test
science Apple made in a lab with test
science Apple made in a lab with test
tubes and beakers
tubes and beakers
tubes and beakers
well what apples do you like Fuji for
well what apples do you like Fuji for
well what apples do you like Fuji for
eatin crab for hucking that's a
eatin crab for hucking that's a
eatin crab for hucking that's a
pranksters apple gosh Cleveland I had no
pranksters apple gosh Cleveland I had no
pranksters apple gosh Cleveland I had no
idea you knew so much about apples
idea you knew so much about apples
idea you knew so much about apples
mm-hmm did you ever ask no I guess I
mm-hmm did you ever ask no I guess I
mm-hmm did you ever ask no I guess I
didn't
didn't
didn't
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we can open it there's too much water
we can open it there's too much water
we can open it there's too much water
push it from the other side so we're
push it from the other side so we're
push it from the other side so we're
stock yeah unless we can somehow tip the
stock yeah unless we can somehow tip the
stock yeah unless we can somehow tip the
boat
boat
boat
maybe we can what are you talking about
maybe we can what are you talking about
maybe we can what are you talking about
Michael McDonald the Tambor in my voice
Michael McDonald the Tambor in my voice
Michael McDonald the Tambor in my voice
allows me to communicate with whales
allows me to communicate with whales
allows me to communicate with whales
man that can't help
man that can't help
man that can't help
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we found him you guys left me down there
we found him you guys left me down there
we found him you guys left me down there
to drown technically we left you up
to drown technically we left you up
to drown technically we left you up
there to drown the boat flipped you know
there to drown the boat flipped you know
there to drown the boat flipped you know
what you did I think the only way to
what you did I think the only way to
what you did I think the only way to
teach you a lesson is to dog shake and
teach you a lesson is to dog shake and
teach you a lesson is to dog shake and
get you all wet no Brian don't I'm doing
get you all wet no Brian don't I'm doing
get you all wet no Brian don't I'm doing
it
alright we're even
well we found the thinnest part of the
well we found the thinnest part of the
well we found the thinnest part of the
hull but it's still an inch thick yeah
hull but it's still an inch thick yeah
hull but it's still an inch thick yeah
of Steidle how are we supposed to get
of Steidle how are we supposed to get
of Steidle how are we supposed to get
through that
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man that was crazy
i'm casey kasem coming in at number
i'm casey kasem coming in at number
i'm casey kasem coming in at number
seven on the countdown that was Peter
seven on the countdown that was Peter
seven on the countdown that was Peter
Griffin with yacht rocky
Griffin with yacht rocky
Griffin with yacht rocky
down three spots now for our number six
down three spots now for our number six
down three spots now for our number six
we'll start with a letter from Melanie
we'll start with a letter from Melanie
we'll start with a letter from Melanie
in Kansas she writes dear Casey is
in Kansas she writes dear Casey is
in Kansas she writes dear Casey is
Christopher cross as nice as he seems
Christopher cross as nice as he seems
Christopher cross as nice as he seems
also aren't you dead and why did your
also aren't you dead and why did your
also aren't you dead and why did your
large wife hide your body from your
large wife hide your body from your
large wife hide your body from your
children well the answer to your first
children well the answer to your first
children well the answer to your first
question is a resounding yes Christopher
question is a resounding yes Christopher
question is a resounding yes Christopher
Cross is a perfect gentleman and as for
Cross is a perfect gentleman and as for
Cross is a perfect gentleman and as for
the second question
the second question
the second question
you're correct Melanie I'm extremely
you're correct Melanie I'm extremely
you're correct Melanie I'm extremely
dead and I do wish my children could
dead and I do wish my children could
dead and I do wish my children could
have closure honey if you're listening
have closure honey if you're listening
have closure honey if you're listening
please just put my body in the ground
please just put my body in the ground
please just put my body in the ground
and now back to the countdown
and now back to the countdown
and now back to the countdown
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