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for those of you familiar with our
little program you're surely aware of
the circumstances that at times
prevents us from featuring a special
guest be it anything from a simple
miscommunication with an overworked
agent
to something more nefarious like a
global calamity there are occasions
where we will not have a visitor
despite all of our best endeavors to do
so and notwithstanding our valiant
efforts to assure that each and every
episode has someone new and interesting
to sit in our red chair and chat
sometimes the cards work against
us tonight is not one of those nights
welcome to creature features
i'm your host Vincent the young last to
this side channeling the prince of
darkness himself
would be my terrifyingly tiny tempest in
a teapot Tangella
and the otherwise handsome bloke to this
side whose mug continuously manifests
these sad face emoji
would be my beautiful houseman
Livingston
tonight we've opted out of having a
guest for the simple reason that we have
a brilliantly fantastic film in store for
you and we wish to ensure that we won't
be compelled
to cut it short and that film is 1975's
satan's triangle this one frightened me
as a lad
and although many decades have passed
since i've last seen this film
i still have rather fond memories of the
nightmares that imposed upon me
and my weary mama and papa when i could
not sleep
after my first and only viewing i
screened this film before loading it
onto the projector
there is nothing frightening about it at all
well that's because you do not
appreciate tv horror films from the 70s
mr Livingston nor were you ever even
a child for that matter
oh that's interesting Tangella says that
Livingston at times wakes up screaming
in the night because he experiences
nightmares
where he orders fine wine and cheese
inside a tony restaurant
only to be served box wine and craft
singles
on a soiled platter onward starring kim
novak
doug mcclure and alejandro ray satan's
triangle revolves around the mysterious
happenings aboard a luxury fishing yacht
in the bermuda triangle
it has one or two disturbing scenes and
a surprising twist at the end so make
sure the children
stay up to watch this one as well while
we're watching the film
we'll chat with Tangella Livingston and
we might even bring in Handrew for a
short chin wag with us too
so don't go away for this to be another
night of satanic cruise ship fright
right here on creature features
stay tuned
you are the devil
it's creature features night it's
creature featu- you got to make them
dance
no they have to dance it's creature
feature night it's creature feature
night
so no guest tonight it's all right right
he likes being like part of the guest
thing no you know so
we were going to get a guest but we
decided that maybe you know with this
nice movie
we'd have more time to show film but uh
you know
maybe next week we'll have a guest right
we have a guest next week yes indeed
all right thank goodness no you know it
gets a little concerning because you
know
he takes care of most of the guest
bookings and i never know who's coming
he always makes it a surprise so uh
anyways how are you
miss Tangella
all right
i like your puppets you know she
collects those
she has so many of them how many of
those do you have now too many
of course she's got two she's she's a
woman of extremes
she does she does nothing small except
shoe sizes that's it so what about you
livingston how are you
i'm fine i have work to do though no
your work tonight
is to stand here and make comments
make those happy sounds you make with
your mouth all the time
oh right all right so uh satan's
triangle
this is an amazing movie if you've never
seen this movie
skip all part and watch the movie this
is one you don't want to skip because
it's a really good film it frightened me
when i was a child you know
it did no no we did not have it in the
uk but somebody
a friend brought it back from the u.s on
a tape it was a betamax tape of all
things
and i saw this film when i was young and
it frightened me and it will frighten
you even if you're not young
it does not frighten tangella though but
uh no great film
i think you're gonna enjoy it you
definitely have to watch it and then i'm
gonna talk with these ninnies
about what well she stopped talking to
us who's the camera started
she was all yap yap yap with her puppets
and now she stops so all right so let's
start the film when we come back uh
we're going to
talk with mr livingston about his issues
see you soon
search and rescue code 1 code 1.
search and rescues
you are clear for takeoff
136 you are clear for takeoff
what is your problem 136.
all right buckle in buckle in well here
we rescue this 136
we are now ready for takeoff
what was it this time redhead blonde
brunette
find out
what and where my day
grid 725
you won't believe this
the devil's triangle dead center
both units are everywhere and proceeding
to mayday
hello you
more than any other girl i ever knew i
love you truly
yes i do i love
Pagnolini Pagnolini drop it down what for
more than 100 miles from target just
drop it down
is that all you want to think about 24
hours a day day in and day out
no no sometimes i think about you
Pagnolini
and your foul temper and hey watch it
yes sir button too shabby though
not bad not bad at all i love you
truly truly i do
now
uh 137 to Miami rescue
go ahead 137. the uh bottom just dropped
out of our thermometer here and our
intakes are rising up
we've got to return to base immediately
Miami to 137 you're clear to return to
base
how about 136. i don't know what those
guys are talking about
the weather's beautiful up here
everything is
isaac light hello any sign of those two
keepers
i'm serious explain how the keepers
vanished off that island can you explain
any of those spooky things that happened
in a triangle explain them to
huh you know we'd be famous hey can
Pagnolini i mean Pagnolini and Hague
to be in the newspapers talk shows the
whole enchilada well
i told you what i think yeah
the trouble is not many people believe
the devil these days
when you believe in god you believe in
the devil
i believe in god god santa claus
easter bunny a devil
and i can't quite swallow
magdalenian egg like that
i love you truly Pagnolini
return safely yes 136.
we've given full mechanical check out
and found no evidence of frieza
need any assistance 136. now approaching
target area now
roger the Ventress will be there 800
tomorrow morning
roger now
there's the player
and there she
she's a motor is big one 80 85 foot easy
you see anyone not yet
she looks abandoned
no wait is that a body hanging from the
main mast
my god it is there's another one on the
forward hatch
i can't tell if he's alive looks like
something movie inside
give me the horn take the stick
got it hello please respond
this is the coast guard replied please
respond
hello required please respond
this is the coast guard
better notify Miami
Miami rescue this is 136 come in please
Miami rescue this is three six
come in please
lost contact i better go down
okay hey
i want yourself right buddy
ready roger but take it easy
he's dead too
and he's a priest
uh
i'm going inside right
like a lady did you read me yes do you
see anybody inside
no nobody's in the salon i'm going below
looks like it's blowing pretty bad up
there
it is so get going and you stay away
from those masts
the wind's getting rough up here this
guy's full of electricity
whole area looks screwy now
the crow's quarters and the forward
cabins are all empty
all i have left is
it's been working what do you got i i
found another
one a man
and he's floating in the air what's the
matter with you
cut the jokes
i'm not joking
he's floating in the air and he's dead
welcome back to the show you know that
scene
with a fisherman floating
i found that most disturbing even today
as an adult
i imagine you would well did you not
find it disturbing
anybody floating is disturbing no well
somebody could be like floating on cloud
nine right
floating on cloud nine it's it's a
common term here
really of course it is there are nine
clouds you do
read i do yeah he's
he's normally more fun when the cameras
are off
it's it's like this place is entirely
different when the cameras are off
she's talking like a bird he smiles
actually and as soon as
the camera comes on
she clams up and he becomes mr blue
mr sad so uh anyways movie's going well
stick around because this is a good one
and we're doing uh
family night and she's doing eyeball
fittings you know this one could
probably use a couple as well and i bet
you they would work better
you know she collects eyeballs i don't
know why but uh
they're actually like rather expensive
ones where did you get those amazon
no did you pull them out of people's
heads
the glass i i think they're used for
taxidermy or something
anyways uh let's get back to the film
right it's time
it's time to get back to the film
satan's triangle 1975.
stick around
hank you got to get out of there
my fuel pressure's dropping
hey come in here
hank come in
be ready to take up a survivor
easy now you're gonna be all right we're
gonna get you
hold on you're gonna be alright come on
all right hold on
you okay go on inside and get some dry
clothes on
go on
Pagnolini Pagnolini can you read me
this thing's shorted out
you okay is anybody hurt
hey no no no we're all right
i don't know what after that cable
but it looks like we're stuck here i'm
afraid you are
i gotta get out of here fast my engines
started acting up again
my fuel to get back is borderline
you're gonna be okay yeah
you promise to light me some candles
when you get back to the base
thanks
we're gonna die on this boat you know
just like the others
i'm not ready to die yet
she's solid she sounds she'll write it
out
and so are we
so why don't you uh make us some coffee
while i uh
i try to find some dry clothes
you'll find some in here
underneath the mirror
thanks
you want to tell me what happened
doesn't matter i told you we're gonna
die soon
there's no way off this damn boat
all hope abandoned ye who bore the
requite
yeah sit down sit
we're gonna be all right
see he's calm
pretty soon the star is gonna be coming
out don't you know where we are
haven't you seen what's happened on this
boat
you see they'll want to know what's
happened
they'll want to know what's happened to
uh
the man on the deck the priest
and the man in the ab compartment
so uh
so why don't you tell me
all right i'll tell you
we came here for a fish not just any
fish
Hal's fish had to be a striped marlin
and had to weigh at least 180 pounds
i got him captain i got him
on his drag now man look at him look at
him he's a pretty
good
come on baby all right come on now
come on come on
let it slow down it's going to sound
how big you think he is thank you heavy
enough he's pretty big
maybe i'm going to wear you out for the
last thing i do come on now
the weight was the most important thing
that and it had to be caught from a
power sailor
not a regular fishing boat it had to be
a power sailor
that's the way Hal step brother did it
so that's the way Hal had to do it
killed a panther in africa so Hal had to
kill an even bigger one
was that way with everything
including the marlin including the
marlin
i've never seen Hal so happy he and
Strickland were like
little boys
open her up a little celery don't pull
back in the rod take that hook in as
deep as you can
that rod now you got him that's it
you got your butters too all right jack
now we haven't let him yet
oh we will we will he's coming up now
yeah pick up that line
yeah yeah he's coming all right
coming up now pick up the line
that's enough get away get away get the
slack out of the line
get the slack out that's it
let the fish play you now you play it
want to take those guys he does it
what is its layout i got it i met adrift
deleo what do you see
holy mother of god
come on this is where all the action is
welcome back to the show we are still
watching satan's triangle
i like this movie i think you do too
don't you anyways we're going to do
letters because
it's what we're supposed to do right
yeah and you know i was going to skip
letters tonight because i thought
we could maybe show show more movie
if we did not do letters but this is a
short film so i guess it does not matter
does it not perhaps not perhaps
not indeed what do you got for me mr
livingston
no mail oh this one is from
mike lombard in sparks nevada do you
recall a few weeks ago we got
a note from somebody named sparkle
but not from sparks well you know it
would have been nice if we got a note
from somebody named sparkle
from sparks nevada that would have been
so coincidental
it's a long letter let me finish all
right here goes dear vincent
livingston and sweet baby tangella
you know if you knew her you would not
call her that
i am an old dog fan from the bob wilkins era
and i have to say i like your version better
well thank you it's witty fun and very
entertaining
the movies are even starting to get
better keep up the good work
one of my favorites from the olden days
was a movie where space aliens landed on
earth
using their needle fingers injected
horny teenagers with alcohol rendering
them drunk and therefore
unreliable as witnesses i don't remember
the name but it was wonderfully silly
and spooky at the same time
maybe someday you can all find it and
shut do you know what that one is tom
that's invasion of the saucer men have we
showed that one
no could we no so
apparently there's an issue with that
film that we can't show it but if you go
look for it you'll find it invasion of
the saucer men once again thanks for
reviving the dear old friend from the dead
mark lombard from sparks never well
thank you so much mark that's very nice
note and sparks i bet it's boiling up there
cool off my friend have some lemonade
next up mr livingston we've got a
package an envelope and it's an envelope
with no return address
and written in very like child-like
writing i like that
it's either from a child or from a
disturbed adult
all right we got it says
i've been watching creature features bob
wilkin debuted
from rick in milpitas he had excellent
movies he had vampires dracula's
frankenstein ghosts
and western movies that's it
so it would appear
okay rick in milpitas thank you for the
astonishing note we hope you're having
fun out there in milpitas
right yeah yes all right another long
one this is from joe costello do you think
it's any relation to the abbot and costello
costello difficult to say how would you
know tangella
all right uh hi to who may be concerned
i'm so glad to have this on saturday
night especially right now during this crazy
time now all saturday night's crazy time so
we keep getting nuts about people
talking about crazy times
it's not so crazy it's so quiet here
unless
she's up to no good all right uh i only
wish i discovered the show years ago
but it's great you have the youtube
channel for me to see
the back catalog the john stanley flash
gordon
episode is a standout i used to watch
bob wilkins and john stanley back in the
70s and 80s and it's so great to see
a kind of series three of creature
features going now
you all are doing a great job the
production value is really high great
graphics and sets
just so awesome thanks and have a great
week well thank you joe
sets he means the house
oh the house oh well you know i did not
build this house but
we will take the compliment graciously
all right thanks joe what else
one more one last note
all right this one is from melinda
beacham
in spokane washington
that's the first note we've gone from
spokane is it not
i don't believe so we've got we've heard
from spokane all right
uh dear vincent one of my favorite
movies is the birds by alfred hitchcock
mine as well
it is so cool you live in the same town
that this movie is based in
it must be nice living so close to the
ocean do you ever go swimming out there
well uh well let me tell you melinda in
the 70s i watched this
movie that taught me that the ocean is
the shark's house and i will not go
in it but uh i like to go to the beach
side she she goes in the water
right she fishes with her teeth
she swims like a mermaid it's
interesting she doesn't need anything
she catches though she lets them go is
that it
that's it that is it for letters if
you'd like to send us a letter of your
own by
email you would send it to this
nomenclature appearing down here
or if you'd like to send something in
the post like our friend from milpitas
send it to the address right here uh
we're gonna get right back to satan's
triangle so you guys stick around
because it gets better right
hopefully hopefully no it's a good film
all right see you soon
mr bankrupt there's a man that drift off
disturbance we're gonna have to let your
fish go the hell we do
we to pick him up where do you have the
coast guard let them piggyback
hell we've got to pick him up let it go
let it go
trickling we lose that fish
and you lose 5 000.
now you let that sink in
a man is worth more than any fish here
you don't have to
a man of god is worth all the fishing
all the seas
trickling
that's gonna cost you and you better
believe it
let's pick that man up Hal came so close
i couldn't help feeling sorry for him
hey give me that
reverse edges
quick get the ladder down
from the moment he came aboard a strange
lightning started
and the weather had suddenly changed
you okay father
i almost lost hope
get him alone get him some dry clothes
and show him where he can rest up
his face was filled with despair yet
there was a
kind of inner strength that's just what
you need baby
what do you mean
what does he mean i said get back aboard
now
no no we cannot stake up the time
because it's going to be a battle
there's going to be a big battle
see all this all this is the devil's
place and the chris will be tested
and my man will die so we cannot stay
you'll die if you don't get back in this
boat
whatever you want can be done we will
not stay cause we're gonna die
anyway you understand i'm telling you
get back in his boat
don't don't no
that's not the way
do not blame them for their beliefs
two days without food and this is the
best i can do
it's hard to believe i hope you'll
excuse me
i've read that happens to people i mean
when they go without eating for a while
yes my childhood rather than a book well
i can tell you that's one book that i
haven't read
evie why aren't you eating
he was handsome too handsome
would have been easy to forget he was a
priest
you contact the coast guard i can't
raise him
there's too much weather between us and
the coast that's the way it was
before we crashed there was a storm
we lost radio contact
i haven't heard any storm reports within
miles of here for the past week
why don't you uh just tell us about it
father
the weather reports were all clear when
we left santa tomas
this sea was like glass i asked the
pilot to call Miami
so the ambulance will be ready for
little Miguel when we arrived
the child was dying and the parish
poor as they are raised the money for
the operation that would save his life
suddenly we were surrounded by these
strange clouds
the pilot lost control of the plane we
tried to get off in may day
but the radio was dead
and then we crashed
little Miguel and the pilot were dead
instantly
the cortinases were badly hurt but it
managed to put them onto a piece of a
wing
but with little Miguel gun they just
didn't care
they just let themselves be swept into
the sea
how long are we in the air before it
happened brother 15
20 minutes well how in god's names get
way out here
where are we are you about 250 miles
northeast of santa thomas
in the triangle what do you mean the
triangle
the devil's triangle but at least that's
what people call it why strange things
happen here
come on father come on what kind of
things
well crash
things like what's happening right here
now
strange lightning
storms approaching out of nowhere
the radio not working drained lightning
come on father that's connected with uh
what do you call that thing uh the
northern lights that's it the northern
lights
as far as the radio is not working
everybody knows the earth's magnetic
field is completely out of whack out
here
yeah that's it
perhaps
some people believe that the triangle is
the devil's place
and when it is time for one to die
he tasted us here as he did the lord
in the wilderness
that's why they could abandon us modern
of the stern
let's go Strickland we got a fish to
catch
savvy i bet you it's bigger than the one
we had to cut loose you might get that
5000
engine
what's the matter i can't get you
started let me try
dragging it you're tagging it better
moving with the sail
steady
then that strange lightning started
again
maybe the crew was right we were in the
devil's place
Handrew who does your hair i do
do you have one of those flowbee devices
no i borrow the sheep shears from time
to time oh
no that's a nice way to go what yeah i
tried the flowbee once and it was
it didn't it did not end well as one can
see
no it was in the early days when they
first developed it i i think it was like
a beta model
i'm not sure what that is oh it's it's
one that has not been
approved by the the fda i think they
were meant for animals
no no no it's a common thing you should
watch more late night television you
know about this
welcome back to the show we are still
watching satan's triangle
all kinds of fun things stuff happening
on that ship it's a spooky ship
i like spooky ships what do you think of
the film love it
you love it love it have you seen it
before yes
when did you see it it's been a while
you were like a lad right yeah you were
a lad right
so we've got Handrew with us you know
Handrew never gets to sit up here
he's always behind like the camera or
he's down
in in the basement yeah throwing things
in the furnace
hiding from who's it oh miss Tangella
well you know she only gives you trouble
because she likes you
that's that's the way it works with her
no no
no people she hates she buries alive oh
i see her do it or like you know
ex-boyfriends with the
she did try to stuff me in that coffin
once she stuffed you in the coffin right
now well
you know i think she was just doing that
more to suffocate you than to bury you
oh
right okay well she's not tall enough to
place a plastic bag over your head right
no but she is creative now she is all
right so uh
this film 1975 satan's triangle it's fun
stuff you know i don't think he likes it
is he like anything not when it comes to
the movies we show
and you've seen what he watches
i know documentary you know you're
watching a
a document on the documentary on the
mollusk last time i saw you watching
television
it's very informative it's a it's a
bloody mollusk
one must know what one eats
what about periwinkles i don't eat
periwinkle
maybe if you watch the documentary you
would i plant them
all right let's get back to this film
satan's triangle and uh we'll be back
soon with uh maybe Handrew or Tangella
i don't know we'll see you soon bye
it was insanity absolutely insane
here we were hundreds of miles from
anywhere
in this dreadful place called the
devil's triangle
no crew no radio
the engine wasn't even working the storm
was getting worse by the minute and all
anybody could think about was a
damned fish
don't get away it could get rougher
don't you worry about me Strickland
you just take care of the pool i'll take
care of the fish
father tell me more about this place
it's been called the devil's triangle by
seamen for hundreds of years
the natives call it diablo the place of
the devil
many people have been lost here
people ships
small boats even planes
vanished without a trace
yet you survived there have been
survivors before some claim they had
seen the devil himself
you said that this is a place where the
devil tests us
yes you could say that the continuous
and i were tested
and you passed the test but the cortinas
is their baby and the pilot
they didn't why it's not a test of
living or dying
it is a taste of faith
and god are in the devil
seems your friend has caught his marlin
Hal and Strickland finally pulled the
fish on deck
Strickland got his five thousand dollar
bonus
and Hal had beaten his stepbrother once
again
we better get him below i won't lose him
then let's do it now
hey father give us a hand
course
you'd better stay inside my child
what they went through was madness
madness
here you drink it you'll need it
it took them nearly an hour with father
martin's help
finally managed to get it secured below
the deck
you started below the deck
yes there's a a refrigerated room
but by the storage compartment
anyway by the time that they were
through
the rain had stopped as suddenly as it
had started
and the wind had reached hurricane
proportions
when Strickland and Father Martine came
back Hal wasn't with them
where's Hal
he's down below trying to imagine how to
look at his trophy room
Hal was more likely imagining the
expression on his stepbrother's face
when he realized Hal had beaten him once
we are not going to be able to hold her
we've got to get the sails down father
will you take the wheeling
keep adding it to the wind yes
all right Saleo cut the sail
i got to get the engine
get those started down i'm going to
start the engine
don't worry everything will be all right
father martin kept telling me everything
was going to be all right
and then it happened
and then we saw Strickland i ran
i was scared but i ran to see if i could
help him
ah
then i saw Saleo i tried to call for
help
but there was a flash of light and he
was gone
welcome back to creature features it's a
fun night tonight you know why because
we're watching satan's triangle and
livingston's enjoying it
yes you're enjoying it i'm enjoying it
pretend like you're enjoying it
you have to admit this is a good film
it's not bad considering
considering what we typically show and
the tripe we typically serve
on our viewers so so in the film
strickland just stuck his head through
the window thing what's it called
i forget well it's the window on a boat
but it's not a porthole because it's
not
round right it's not on the port side
well a porthole does not have to be on
the port side
whether you can look and see the port
that you're coming into that's
now right well it depends on what side
the ship you're on now right port is
left
starboard is right do you know how to
tell how to tell what
uh how do you know left is right in port
in starboard
it's red or green buoys do you do you
know how to tell
if the difference between port and
starboard how to remember
i'm sure you'll let me know i'm going to
let you know i learned this from a ship
captain
port has four letters left has four
letters
yes so that's how you know port is the
left side
starboard does not have the same number
of letters
i don't know you know he's he's he's
smarter than i am he should be teaching
me these things
i'm astounded by your erudition
i would hope so all right so what good
movies have we got coming up livingston
when next week's coming attractions
i haven't decided yet yeah all right
what about you tangella any movies in
mind
what's she doing nodding she's just
reading her head
you know she picks some good films when
she did uh
topper returns everybody wrote us nice
notes saying how much they like that
film
it's good film but uh tonight we're
showing the color one so it's fun
all right well let's say we get back to
the film let's say we do
all right off to the film right now
it was a nightmare Saleo vanished
without a trace
and Strickland dead wedged in the
hatchet
get me out of here
just a moment
oh
step back
when i came to it was calm just like it
is now
but i knew we were still in the devil's
place
i felt his presence all around me my
Father Martine tried to hide it
i'm sure he felt it too the storm is
over
the mayday signal is working
the coast guard is probably on its way
we're going to die father i know it
i just know it easy easy
everything will be all right
you really believe that father yes Eva
have faith trust
the lord but this
isn't the lord's place
this is the devil's place
and he's here with us right now
can't you feel him
i feel only god's presence
please Eva hold on to your faith
he will not forsake you
you gave up on me a long time ago father
you're wrong Eva we're all
his children what do you think that i
was doing with Hal
i'm a prostitute father that's all i've
ever been
so was mary magdalene and the lord
loved her and he laughs you
and do you love me too father
show me
show me that you love me
i love you Eva
as god loves you
listen listen
i told you to have faith they're here
they came for us i don't hear anything
yes i told you they were coming
father
there you hear it no
i must be surely see us
where are you going you can't go there
father there's nothing
father come down here you've got to oh
no
that's all i remember until you found me
that it was you who i saw moving around
down here
i almost wish you hadn't enough have
died on this boat
no one's gonna die in a couple hours
we'll be on our way to Miami
both of us after what you've seen here
you can't really believe that i know it
you figure because we're in a place
called the devil's triangle
the devil's responsible for everything
that's happened don't you
how else can you explain all that's
happened here
come on up on the deck with me
now come on i want to show you something
come on come on
there's no mystery here
when Father Martine heard us coming he
grabbed the flare gun
he wanted to make sure we could see his
signal so he ran to climb the mast
Father Martine was excited
probably never been up on top before he
lost his balance when the platform
weakened by the storm gave way
the fall snapped his neck
you read too much
are you all right yeah sure yeah
do you want to hear about Strickland huh
it's all right now where were you in
Saleo
and Strickland and Father Martine came
up after storing the marlin
ah soleus
here by the wheel here and i was
right here when they were coming up the
stairs
from what you told me Strickland was
more concerned about his money than
getting his engine started
not just the five thousand dollars Hal
gave but probably every dollar he'd ever
earned
but instead of going directly to the
engine room
he stopped at the bottom of the ladder
to count his money
and the boat pitched you and Father Martine were flying through the air
and his bow crashed back into the water
stripping was catapulted through the
hatch
the impact was bone crushing he was dead
before you ever reached
i want you to go out in the deck again
with me come on go out there again
yes you can
well come on there's nothing out here
you haven't already seen
show me exactly where you were when
Saleo disappeared
i was here
and where was he
there up there
he'd probably been drinking all day
Saleo should have tied off the booms
before he cut the lines
he climbed up on the cabin to secure the
main room
knocked him unconscious and threw him
into the ocean
lightning probably blinded you the
instant it happened
oh god how do you explain this
what's happened to hell i believe i can
explain this too
once he got the marlin stolen there
al stayed to admire his trophy
when the storm got worse he was
helplessly thrown about the cabin
he tried to get out but was continually
thrown back
fearing for his life tried to climb his
way out
the storm had jammed the door
that's when you heard him screaming for
help
welcome back to tangella's hair salon you
know
she if she like pursued this she could
be pretty good you know she actually had
like training and a license skill
aspect and skill and skill she could be
quite good at this
anyways we're still watching uh satan's
triangle
and you know mr haig corporal hague
just explained why the bloke was
floating why because he was skewered
like a shish kebab
it was an optical you know i think
that's a trick that one of those
magicians
like david copperfield uses to make the
women float he just skewers them with a
marlin
indeed well that's how you make somebody
float if you want to
so this actor uh doug mcclure you know i
like i like every single movie he was in
i mean i think he should be making more
movies these days don't you
the man is dead oh he's dead quite
well he wasn't dead when he made this
film not quite
no well not even close he's quite
undead lively lively so uh
this this film was one of a series of tv
movies done
i believe for abc and we showed one
recently it was crowhaven farm remember
no i like
you know the the abc tv movies were
really
fun movies and i don't think they do
that any more
i think they do like dancing with the
stars or something like that
they do streaming things no i i would
rather see
like spooky movies on that station than
like
dancing with the stars type movies or
like american idol
how do you know if you haven't watched
dancing with a star
i've seen snippets no
and it's like yeah dancing is not like
most entertaining thing to watch it
being created
right it's like watching sausage being
made i don't know
anyways what do you say we get back to
the film
yes do i still have any hair left yes
oddly enough she did a good job
no i trust her all right off we go back
to satan's triangle you guys stay with us
you know something
i don't think i believe in the devil
anymore
good hmm
what are you thinking about hmm
Pagnolini the guy i fly with
What about him i was just wondering if
he made it back to the base all right
you're really good friends huh
Pagnolini
yeah i guess we are
never thought about it much but yes we
are
he's a good guy a little square but
he's a good guy i'd like to meet him
i hope you do
diagonally now there's a guy who always
believes
it's a good guy like i said little
square
no vices like you
now i got a couple
how soon do you think they'll be coming
to get us
probably not till dawn
136 adventurous am i clear for landing
roger 136 we are holding course for
pickup
how am i doing mattress looking fine
136.
i don't believe it
is he always that angry always
take care of that body down below right
away sir
make sure we have enough pictures about
that this report has to be extended
myers get on the wheel
how you find them god only knows
Pagnolini this is uh
Eva how do you do Pagnolini
master the belt get her a helmet the
vest i don't need them
sorry regulations no
Pagnolini but she can survive the last
24 hours
she doesn't need a helmet well you can
sure pick them old buddy
like i told you
no vices we'll see
peterson give me that radio yes sir
avengers 3 to Ventress go ahead
adventurous 3.
have me patching through chopper 136.
roger
hey find out what was the cause of all
that back there
uh just another unsolved mystery of the
devil's triangle
damn it i asked you a question okay
okay Pagnolini there's a logical
explanation to everything
and no sign of the devil
136 come in please
136. this is captain dunnick
let me speak to Hague hank
yeah captain dunnick wants to talk to
you on the walkie-talkie
i'll talk to him back here take it up
here
all right
yeah yes uh yes sir this is a Hague your
transcript shows
you found a dead body male hanging from
the mast
correct affirmative here's a priest
Father Martine first name
peter peter marty that's not what we
found
we found a woman
long blonde hair about five foot eight
125 pounds
136 i'm waiting for an answer respond
you've lost your battle hank
you're my
oh my god
what do you think coming captain johnny
captain daddy can you hear me come in
please come in please
come in please can you hear me you will
find that's no longer working Pagnolini
what do you want you Pagnolini
your soul
it's time then it was for the others
it doesn't have to be for you you know
who i am
i know then you know i can spare you, Pagnolini.
i'm not afraid to die everybody's afraid
to die Pagnolini
i am the only one who can save your life
all you have to do is ask me to
ask me Pagnolini ask me to save
your life, Pagnolini
No, no I reject you.
If I can't have your soul, I'll have your body, Pagnolini
your wife will love me you children will
love me she will help me
No they won't. They'll reject you too.
As I reject you in god's name.
Then go to your god, Pagnolini
Go to your god
oh my god i'm
totally sorry for having offended thee
(speaking foreign language)
(speaking foreign language)
and that is the end of satan's triangle
i like the way that film ended that was
like creepy
i like the fact that it ended no it's
creepier than her
shining axes i doubt that on my set
i like your pajamas by the way i never
complimented those
you know she wears those all the time
you guys just don't see him at home
so you know we should show this movie
again next week
perhaps the next year sometime next year
no well what's our record we
we repeat a film every two years right
approximately approximately every two
years so maybe in two years we'll show
this again and maybe we won't
i don't know maybe we'll be by that time
we'll be showing films like star wars
those are not horror movies no all right
we do sci-fi as well on occasion
we do now creature features is horror and
sci-fi that's what creature features is
that's our model
oh it's horror this is kind of like
sci-fi right
it's a mix no it's the satan's triangle
things happen
it's like geographical compasses spin
that's science and it's fictional
bermuda triangle i think they were
going for no was devil's triangle
bermuda triangle satan's triangle it's
all the same
same place there's a sign that says
those three
it's for three different languages if
you're spanish
you call it like diablo triangle you
never cease to amaze me yeah i try
all right well that's it for tonight and that-
what what
just come tell me
the upstairs one
tangella did you take
the toilet out from the upstairs
you know she's got this thing about
plumbing i i don't quite understand it i
mean
we've got a capable plumber and she's
got it
you should be nice you should be nice to
him all he's doing is informing me i
cannot use the loo upstairs
Tangella oh my goodness
you know this is going to be another
medical bill for me
indeed you don't know all right well
anyways uh thank you mr livingston for
sitting in tonight in the guest chat
and uh tolerating tonight's film my
pleasure
see you next week as far as you guys go
thank you so much for staying up late
and watching the show with us we love it
when you come by because if you didn't
come by we'd be sitting here alone and
he's not much of a conversationalist
so well we'll see you next week we're
going to have a different movie
different guest couple of weeks we're
going to have john stanley back he's
going to be fun
so you guys have a wonderful rest of the
week and we will see
you next time so uh livingston
um what am i gonna do with her
may i suggest a lobotomy
