Wait, what is a wheelie bin? Is that a dumpster that thing?
It's that thing, it's the blue bin you just brought out.
Oh the trash can.
-I know, it's got a wheelie, and it's a bin. Oh that makes sense. - Yeah
-The Irish are not a very original people. -We are so original you call it a trashcan, isn't that like a tin thing?
I am literally stuck in the dumpster.
I can't move.
-Are we fighting to the death? -Apparently. -I don't know what we're doing.
Come here
(Bob and Wade "dun" -ing)
Can I open a track of me just going "dun dun dun dun" over?
Oh you bring a wheelie bin to a cinder block fight? Come here.
-Yeah, I brought my wheelie bin. -That is so Irish. I can't even handle it.
I got a crowbar, and I'm not afraid to use it. Oh hello, Mr. Chair moving up there.
-Hello! Wait what... huh something  suspicious seems to be going on over here. -It must be a poltergeist. -I don't think so.
(unintelligible babbling)
-It's hardly the chair that almost fell there [whoa]. There's a strange chair about. -God. That's that's bizarre. -Oh my God
-It changed into a block! Where could it have gone?           -What happened?
-It vanished through the wall. -Which, which block was it? This one? -Where the hell is all of this stuff happening?
-I've got an eye on all of this. -I feel so left out.
So that's Wade then.
(Wade: I don't know what you're talking about.)
-I'm just sitting still and everyone's all, 'Oh all these things are happening'. -There's a newspaper. -From 1942!
-Maybe. -I dunno what you're talking about. -Hey, hey, did you guys know Lincoln died? It says it right here.
- Oh, really? -Is Scotland part of Ireland? -Yes, actually, yes. -UMMM... when I find you Wade, I'm gonna shoot you in your face. ( ︣ʘ‸ ︣ʘ✿)
-Yes. -I loved you in Braveheart, Jack.
-Oh, Oh no!
-Okay. -What happened, what? -I became a vending machine for a second.
Oooh.
-Yeah, I was a bookshelf the last time around. -Well, there's not any vending machines around.
-I know where a vending machine is.
-I KNOW WHERE ONE IS!! -It's outside.
EGHHHHEEEEEE
Mr. Can...?
(BIG BOOM)
JESUS!
Oh, ok
A little forewarning, please?
What are you talking about?
JEEZ!
I have heart conditions!
-Good God! -I heard an explosion, then I heard Jack lose his shit. -Mark, if I get lost
-I might have you, to get you to help me. -No, no, no way, no how, shape or form I am or ever going to do that.
-You're such a bad team player. -I'm the best. -I see you in there messing with those garbage cans. -Yeah, yeah.
-Oh I see both. -Where are you?
-AGH, NO LET GO.
AHHH AHAHAHA.
whoa, whoa
-Who's the Douche McDoucher now, huh? You shouldn't have let on your clue. Wait a minute, wait a minute [what]?
Wait, what?
-Woah, woah woah woah. Jackjackjackjackjackjack!!! -Woah, woah woah, WHAT? - SHH! I'm gonna go down this way.
-Be cool, Wade, be cool. -All right. Bob, you got this.
-YES, YES, YES!! -Wait what? -YES! -What?  - "Yes" what?
You're totally unbelievable, Bob.
Oh, no, you're good, Bob. Never mind, you're good.
-No, you're not good. -BAH-OB! -OKAY -Oh, Bahhhh-obb! (ʘ‿ʘ✿)
-He's in some weird place, isn't he? -No he's not he's... -Wait, Wade, wait
I got cookies for you, if you tell me a location.
-Yeah, I am in a place that you have already searched, Jack. -Good, good. -And you didn't find me.
-So he's in here. -Wait a minute
-How... what? -He's in here, cuz that chair was not knocked down. -Ohhh!!
-Hey, Bob! -WOOOOW
-That's too obvious. There's only one bust in here. -I didn't know that moved. -This is like the three stooges.
-You're the three... you know.. is, is that just your only reference to American uh
Duhh,
-Novelizationism.(or whatever its called) -Yes, yes, exactly yes.
I am not going to do too well! Uh-oh.
-WOah-oh  -I'm going to do... What are you doing over here? No!!
-NO! -I, I ran out of time! -NO! -It's good! SHUSH!
(SHHHH)
-Shh! Relax. Don't blow it, buddy! -So what's going on fella's? -Don't blow what? The fact that you're right out in the open?
-Mark! Shh! -You are literally... Ok, you know what? -Trust me. They're so stupid. They won't see it coming!
-They are incredibly stupid, I do know this about these guys. -Yes. -Yes. -I'm betting on that... I hope. - These particular goobers
Don't know what they're doing most of the time.
-In fact...  -Well, especially Wade. -And in fact, yes, Wade is the weak link. Bob very Smart. Verrry smart.
-If he was up here, he would find us in a second. -Could I be swimming around? -Yes, do you hear splish splashing? -Splish splash. I was taking a bath.
-That's good singing that'll distract him. -Oh yeah. -Let's sing it together,
(Both singing) -Splish, splash, I was taking a bath. (Bumbumbumbum)
I'll shove it up my bum ... uh
(All laughing)
-I can't believe it's working! -I told you. Trust in Jack. -What the hell's going on? -My septic eye sees all.
-Your decepticon? -? No open your ears dammit. -What, what'd you say?
-My septic eye sees all. - Your slurping flies? -Yeah, exactly. Are you drunk?
 -Your thirsty thighs? -Are you drunk?
-No, are you? -Be honest. I'm always drunk. I'm Irish. -Do you even know what I am, Jack? -I didn't see you
-I didn't even know you were here until you started yelling at me. -Oh, oh well
I didn't need to say that I was at the same place as you were.
Yeah, exactly!
-You ruined it for yourself! -Well, okay. Well, they'll never find me.
I mean you're... you're... you're you. -I am golden. I am perfect. -I am master of disguise.
I am master of debating.
-You're the master of what?  -Debating. -You're a master of who? -I'm a master debater.
-You're the master of why? -I don't understand. -Of course you don't, it's Brilliant!
-I don't understand. -It's genius
Splash, splash, I was TAKING A BATH
OHHHHHHHH
Wait, Wade are you kidding me?
I shot that, and it damaged me.
-Jack's gone! I told you to never let go Jack. Wait, no. (aah)
Ohhhh!
God damn it, you didn't even know where I was!
-God dammit. -That was a total guess. -
-I swear I shot there. -Son of a bitch. You're a SON of a bitch.
-That worked far longer than it should have. -Okay Jack. -Hey, Markey-Mark!
I'm gonna do my thing, you don't be an idiot. Goodbye!
What? We're a teeeeam!?! Go team.. oh
and he's gone, okay. Well. -I'll give you a boost, Jack. -I can't get off the ladder
-I can't get off the ladder either. - There we go. -HURP. Ok, there we go. -Herp-de-derp. -Okay. (WOAHH)
Ha you can't get away from me!!
Ohhh, that scared me  (◕ﬦ ◕✿)
(Unintelligible babbling...again)
What did I tell you about forewarning?
JEEZ
-Hey, what's that? Sorry, I saw him. -You gotta prepare me. -When you see your target, you gotta shoot first. -You gotta shoot, Rock, you gotta
-Shoot him in the face, Rock. -You gotta clean his cock.
You gotta lick 'em up and down, Rock.
-I'm gonna just cook some watermelons, and you guys relax. -Boil babies over there. -Watermelon baby tea.
-I can't move, I'll say that. -Wait, wait, wait, what? What is this?
Whoa, what is that?
-Is that a him? -I need to go upstairs, something's not going right here. -Is that a him? Is that a you? - What the hell?
Is that you, Bob?
No-o-o!
Oh shit.
-Ok
(Collective 'ohhh's)
-Let me give you a hint. -Okay. -You've already... you've already shot and killed one of what I am. -What?
[what] did it [was] you kill you [got] anything up a pacifist not much stuff?
What did we shoot it with? (I don't know) -A gun I don't know. Bullets or grenades?
It's not a serious shot it might be no no no no no no no no it is upstairs. Then it is a fist
Quicky quicky oh my God no don't come upstairs. So come upstairs. He's not upstairs. He's other stairs
He's out of you lying is what I don't understand this. How are you the whole thing?
What [oh]?
[honey] look he's the other water right other [guys] the watermelon [baba] that you were the whole thing I
Told you should have made watermelon baby [deal] you were Gonna boil watermelon babies
And I thought that you had that taken care of and instead shut up stop yelling at me
What did you do?
I didn't do anything that's the problem. You stole my idea you do even know what my idea was I can see you
I'm going to be okay
[as] [long] [as] I stay perfectly still. -Mark where is he?
where is ,where is, everything Bob over is life. Look where I'm where this law hate boys
Where is shut up Wade it was Clever! Goddamn it? Oh?
Let's go outside and do this like a man come here. Oh come on. Yeah
No, I definitely won't kill you if you just take me outside. I'm gonna offer you-- A CHILD!
--a thousand subscribers, you know I take it if I were you by lift, I don't like bribery. I'll give oh
This door is still open this door. So absolutely open you go in there all the door behind you [yup] okay?
Hey, hey, buddy!
Wait i show you where Wade is, I'll show you where Wade is! -I know where wade is! I don't need!
Oh, that was you yeah, oh
Hey, Bob, I'm licking your face right now. Oh, I am Golden like a potato
Oh, you guys are boned.  -Whats a golden potato. It's a glorious thing that you americans wouldn't know you're right
I don't know about it. You haven't had the glorious, Irish potatoes. Oh, I'm good. I'm good forever
What's going on over here? You don't see a damn thing
Hey get away from me. You're a communist or something oh with superpowers
[haha], can't catch gingerbread man. Oh
Oh my god! what a glitchy Fucking Ladder!
Ha ha, Thats what I was counting on! (Run away from him Rock.)
Get him rock get him round show [-] my [singer] - give him the old one-two [no] don't wear
What are you doing rock know what the hell it's gotta be an independent yet. Okay? I got it
I got it. Just keep a little like down. Low shut get a stir shut yo keister
We're fine
Actually rock was Italian not not not ag didn't many many ways it
I may see again to punch a drian wasn't Mickey rourke um I wasn't east Irish
No, that's mickey mouse you're thinking of okay. Yeah, sorry Bluto
I think that's the wrong Mickey mouse all all you're gonna
Do is stroke him up and down ho ho ho get him the old one-two one-two?
100
Any of you I cannot believe this is working Jack by the way right, what'd I tell? You birds of a feather die together?
[yeah], I mean, I mean [we] stick together stick together, okay? We're fine
Should you be manny I'll be Mickey. Well you might as a girl Bob will be goofy
We're gonna owe a little little action here. [oh] my god waited be goofy wait, okay, you're goofy. [oh] gosh
Goofy that'll be 50 bucks
oh
forget you Mickey
That's that terrible goofy who is literally the worst goofy I've ever they're ruining my childhood wait
Hey, wait. [I] got mark cornered again. No. I'm dead. Oh yeah, what do you mean you have it cornered?
I'm very dead oh, I I had him cornered that [I] killed him to me
You [shot] even [cold] good you point-blank range shot him in the face never [fine] [jack]
Do we come find me? I'm find me by the riverside. [oh], you're not by the Riverside. You're actually far away
oh, yes by the remark
Mark dot s a fire well don't you dare?
Mark s wire mark sf is your real name isn't it?
Oh margaret a soccer player here your second name is a player isn't it yes you plie the air actually yeah
[magically] welsh name [nor]
Danny boy the pipes a boy no no no no shut up shut up, shut up sing it with wade [away] [t] boy. Oh
Wait e boy the pipes the pipes are calling
Over winner chicken dinner winner winner chicken dinner wait hard, you [kadena]. Can you little [fire]? [haha]?
It was too perfect [you] can't even hit me honey. I was not ready okay high five right now. Okay, three two one go, shh?
Do it to be me hanging? Yes?
How's that room that's stupid Jerk Communist or something under there only one I?
[fucked] my brother because of the same rights remain a family, Cincinnati, Ohio
