♪ Oh, come on, come on, come on ♪
♪ Mirror, mirror on the wall ♪
♪ Who is the freshest of them all ♪
♪ From the window to the wall ♪
♪ Y'all make some noise for
the wizard of my balls ♪
(audience laughing)
- What?
- He's the wizard of my balls.
- Pauls?
(audience laughing)
- Wizard of the ball's Pauls.
♪ Hey yo, Nick, you my man ♪
♪ You be burning too bright ♪
♪ You try to say his eyes was red ♪
♪ 'Cause his turban's too tight ♪
(audience cheering)
- Thanks.
♪ Yeah, everybody know this is true ♪
♪ When they come to battle
rap I kill, that's what I do ♪
♪ And clips, I keep them north tuck ♪
♪ Bobb'e so small I bet his GPS
only give him the shortcuts ♪
(audience laughing)
- Okay.
♪ GPS, shortcuts, I must
admit that was fire ♪
♪ But your (beep) handle my kids
like the daycare providers ♪
(audience cheering)
- He mad.
♪ Wildstyle Battle, I go full throttle ♪
♪ He look like a genie
out a Hennessy bottle ♪
♪ It's going down, I
'aint playin' no game ♪
♪ Old school player, that's my name ♪
♪ I gotta pass the mic ♪
♪ I'm about to murder ya ♪
♪ You're up here dressed
like a Wild N' Out burglar ♪
♪ Yeah, whatchya gonna do ♪
♪ Everything God spit has gotta be true ♪
♪ Hey and my rhyme just began ♪
♪ You got your whole outfit
from Fashion Nova Men's ♪
♪ I aint playin' no games ♪
♪ I say cheese ♪
♪ You the heavyweight champion
of the daycare league ♪
(audience cheering)
- Hey DJ D-Wrek,
- [DJ D-Wrek] Yo, what up?
- Cut the beat.
(audience cheering)
- Oh, she took Quan and smoke (beep).
- Quan and Santwon, aren't y'all
two supposed to be rappers?
I'm about to eat you for lunch,
'cause the only way you could get a hit
is if Wiz Khalifa pass you the blunt.
(audience booing)
- You said we would only
get a hit from the blunt?
That was really phony,
'cause in the hood you're like a blunt,
'cause once they hit it
they pass you to the homies.
(audience cheering)
- And real talk, coming against us,
this is where the fun stop.
You're such a (beep)
every time you take a step
it's considered a slut walk.
(audience cheering)
- All right, Santwon.
I was at the slut walk, and
it really changed my world.
I was in the streets, ho-ing
with your mom and your girl.
(audience cheering)
- Imma tell you like this, ah.
That (beep) needs some cushion.
You got your hair like
Rapunzel, but guess what?
Don't nobody want to save you
from that dragon ass (beep).
(audience cheering)
- [Nick] Damn, DC.
(audience cheering)
You started it.
DJ D-Wrek?
- I gotta say the Red
Squad take that one home.
(audience cheering)
♪ We go wild out ♪
♪ We go wild out ♪
