(snazzy tunes)
Oh, Lester and Lydia! My new orphan underlings!
What monster parts did you steal, nick and thieve, in the name of Team Dirigible!
G'day, Mr. O'fanny! Me swift addles found us... A CATANUS!
And I trousered... ANOTHER CATANUS!
We slapped 'em together into... SPHINXTER!
(farting noises)
God's a fall, that's a cat?
Yes, sir! Back halves only! Except we attached a lung to one of the anuses so it can breathe!
(more farting)
I guess you could say that we took trouble, in this case cat anuses, and made it double!
(F A R T)
AH
Let me get this straight.
I hired you to steal parts from bodybuilders! And all you come back with is cat anuses you've found on the street!
We woulda stole the cat anuses if we coulda. But we don't much care for stabbing people.
Yeah, what if they get hurt?
From stabbin'? That's the point, ya baisy meters!
Look, I was an enforcer for the Theersis Gang in all the city!
The Rude Lads, the Peeky Blinders and every pitch and living molten sugar in the city would shake with fear when they'd hear our name!
The Winky Peepers, and I gave it up for what? This new bodybuilder craze, for this, ha!
I think we're done here. It's time for Team Dirigible to pack it in.
(F A R T ME BABY ONE MORE TIME)
We can't give up now, Mr. O'Fanny!
We've tried robbing people the Winky Peepers way!
STABBY STABBY!
Now let's try the team Dirigible way!
Rhyme and interpretive dancy~
Eh, fook it.
What hell, Eyepossum, put those husky child legs to use! One, two, one, two, one for the queen and one for you!
Brace for a predicament!
Produce strength to your equivalent!
To shield this Earth from Armageddon!
To resurrect face to what was deadened!
To dispel the sins of kindness and heart!
To unit catfights, what once were apart!
Lester!
Lydia!
Team Dirigible take off at the speed of steam!
Deface yourselves and join our team!
(ran out of fart jokes, sorry)
Haha, I was worried we had stumbled across some sort of criminal enterprise, but, it appears to be nothing more than a theater troupe of the mentally diseased.
(Eyepossum runs after them) AHHHHHHH!
(ze farts)
Alousius, burn the anus cat and urinate on the ashes!
I'm afraid I cannot urinate, sir. Old war injury.
Ah, of course! How funny! So, burn the anus cat, then empty the satchel that collects thine urine upon the ashes.
Very good, sir.
Gently sorry about this.
Ah, it's no shite off me arse.
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