[MUSIC PLAYING]
DOWAGER COUNTESS: Carson,
might I have some tea?
CARSON: At once.
Your tea.
DOWAGER COUNTESS: Thank you.
Oh, why is the tea not
going in my cup?
CARSON: Perhaps because we
are upside down, ma'am.
DOWAGER COUNTESS: Well, of
course, we are upside down.
This is Upside Downton Abbey.
Everything is upside
down here.
CARSON: But, of course, ma'am.
DOWAGER COUNTESS: Well,
forget the tea.
Might I instead have
some crumpets?
CARSON: As you wish, ma'am.
Your crumpets, ma'am.
DOWAGER COUNTESS: Oh!
Did the crumpets just
fall to the ceiling?
CARSON: Yes, ma'am.
DOWAGER COUNTESS: Uh, well, why
have the crumpets fallen
to the ceiling?
CARSON: Again, ma'am, it most
likely is because we are
upside down.
DOWAGER COUNTESS: Well, this
is a bit of a problem.
CARSON: Perhaps, if we were
right side up, the problem
would be solved.
DOWAGER COUNTESS: Hmph.
Don't be ridiculous.
We very well can't be
right side up in
Upside Downton Abbey.
It is simply not done.
CARSON: But of course, ma'am.
DOWAGER COUNTESS: Now, if you
would be so kind, please fetch
me a steak and kidney pie.
CARSON: I live to
serve, ma'am.
Your steak and kidney
pie, ma'am.
DOWAGER COUNTESS: Has the steak
and kidney pie fallen to
the ceiling as well?
CARSON: Yes, ma'am.
DOWAGER COUNTESS: Oh, how will I
ever get something to eat in
Upside Downton Abbey?
CARSON: Not to sound
impertinent, ma'am.
But perhaps you can change the
name from Upside Downton Abbey
to Rightside Upton Abbey.
DOWAGER COUNTESS: Oh, well.
Then we could be right
side up and have our
steak and kidney pie.
CARSON: [SIGHS]
That is the idea, ma'am.
DOWAGER COUNTESS: Then
I decree it.
From here on and from now to
the end of days, Upside
Downton Abbey, shall be known
as Rightside Upton Abbey.
Now, could we please
go right side up?
CARSON: As you wish, ma'am.
Hang tight, ma'am.
Right side up, ma'am.
DOWAGER COUNTESS: Thank you.
But where's the steak
and kidney pie?
[SPLAT]
CARSON: On your head, ma'am.
DOWAGER COUNTESS: Splendid.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
DUCKS: [SINGING]
Waddle, waddle, waddle,
flap, flap, flap.
Waddle, waddle, waddle, flap,
flap, flap, flap, flap.
CLUCKY: Get your beak
out of here, Nucky.
This is our Birdwalk.
And this is how we walk
on our Birdwalk.
CHICKENS: [SINGING]
Hop, hop, hop, hop, flap, flap,
flap, hop, hop, hop,
flap, flap, flap, flap, flap.
ELMO: [SINGING]
It's Elmo, the Musical.
Elmo the Musical!
VELVET: [SINGING]Well, let's
get on with our show!
ELMO: Ready, Velvet?
VELVET: Ready, Elmo.
