(Jenny)
ugh. I have no energy today
(Chris)
Want some energy drink?
(Jenny)
I don't know. I never really have caffeine.
(Chris)
Well, there's your problem.
[eerie sounds]
(Chris)
Here, you can finish this one.
[foreboding music]
(Chris)
Are you OK?
(Jenny, in a demonic voice)
I feel amazing!
(Chris)
You look like you're having a seizure.
(Jenny, voice sped up)
Ha ha ha ha, Chris, you are 
 so funny. I'm not having a seizure, silly.
(Jenny)
I feel better than I've ever felt before.
(Jenny, higher pitch and even faster)
I never knew this is 
 how you guys feel when you drink this stuff.
(Jenny)
I love energy drinks. I SHOULD DRINK THEM ALL THE TIME!
(Chris)
I think you should drink some water.
(Jenny, possessed)
I think I should have more caffeine.
(Rueben)
Hey guys. Guess who brought doughnuts.
[rainbow swoosh]
[high speed devouring]
(Rueben)
Whoa, who likes doughnuts?
(Jenny, deep devil voice)
This girl!
(Rueben)
Jesus Christ!
[tense strings]
(Jenny)
Thanks, Rueben, you're the best.
[rainbow swoosh]
(Tom)
Well hey girl how you doin?
(Jenny, normal but excited)
Tom, guess who had her first energy drink!?
[laughter]
(Tom)
This girl!
(Jenny)
This girl! This girl!
(Tom, laughing)
You're crazy!
(Jenny)
I'm not crazy, you're crazy! You're crazy!! Tom's CRAZY!!
(Tom)
OK, that hurts a bit.
(Jenny)
That hurts that hurts. Wah wah wah!
(Tom)
Time to stop! STOP IT!
(Jenny, growing demonic)
Stop it, stop it, STOP IT!!
(Tom)
Stop it Jenny you're out of control!
(Jenny, demonic)
I can taste your fear.
(Tom)
I don't understand your words!
(Jenny, back to normal)
I can rainbow fly!
[rainbow swoosh]
(Gina)
Get her out of here. Somebody get me a broom.
(Gina)
Get out, get outside. Get some fresh air.
(Jenny)
Your broom is funny.
[Jenny cackling]
(Gina)
You can't come back in until you burn off all that energy.
(Jenny, demonic)
Order me not mortal, I have seen your fate 
 and it is of no consequence to mine.
(Jenny, demonic)
I am the sun and i will swallow 
 your world as you wail to deaf ears.
[rainbow swoosh]
(Jenny, high pitched)
Unholy goddess, my soul is yours. Take me to your sugary kingdom.
(Rueben)
Holy crap!
(Gina)
BACK!
[explosion]
[silence]
[footsteps]
(Chris)
[sigh]
Well, that was exhausting.
[can cracking open]
[techno music]
