- It's gotten a bit too problematic
here on this series recently so I thought,
for today's video, let's swing
the pendulum the other way.
(upbeat music)
Hey, guys, today we're
eating like Jenna Marbles,
and I'm excited for this one.
Not only is Jenna one
of my absolute favorite
creators on this platform,
one of the most beloved creators overall
on this platform, I would say.
But she's also a vegan,
which makes my job today
a little bit easier.
So for the next 24 hours,
Jenna Marbles is gonna
be deciding what I eat.
But before we jump into that,
hi, my name's Alayna Joy,
for any of you who don't know me.
Here on this channel I do a lot of content
surrounding sexuality
and the LGBTQ community,
and I also like to try new things,
whether that's taking
on different challenges,
or lifestyles, or eating like your favs.
I like to try this stuff
because I think that it's fun,
and I'm nosy.
So if that sounds like
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And now that we know each other a little,
now that we've been introduced,
let's talk about Jenna Marbles.
Since I started doing
these types of videos
Jenna Marbles is probably the
top requested person from you guys.
And so I'm excited to be
bringing it to you today.
First thing's first.
(snaps fingers)
Neat, right?
I tried, I tried to get
the actual "Neat Dude" hat
that Jenna always wears,
but they were sold out.
And of course, no Jenna Marbles
outfit would be complete
without a leisure suit,
so here we are. (laughs)
Let's get started, shall we?
And if it sucks, at least I tried.
(upbeat music)
Now the only thing that I could find Jenna
having for breakfast was a smoothie.
Bottom's up.
We are going to kind of speed
through breakfast and lunch
because I want to get you all
to the main attraction, dinner.
This is good, by the
way, I like smoothies.
I asked you guys on
Instagram what the must eat
Jenna Marbles dishes would be,
and the answer was a
resounding "garbage plate."
So that's the meal that
I'm most excited to get to,
and I'm sure that's the meal you guys
are most excited to see, so stay tuned.
Also, if you haven't already,
follow me on Instagram.
Instagram is where I go first
with any and all updates.
It's also where I go with any questions
that I have for you
guys, any announcements,
just everything.
If you want more of
this face in your life,
you gotta follow me on Instagram.
Please.
I'm not mad at this for breakfast.
(upbeat music)
Thanks very much, have a good one.
(laughs)
I didn't even think about the fact
that this is what I'm wearing.
And coming in second
only to the garbage plate
of things I must eat as
Jenna Marbles, is Pad Thai.
Again, follow me on Instagram
to share your opinion.
Okay, I'm done talking about
Instagram now, I promise.
Jenna and Julien, it would
appear, eat a lot of Pad Thai,
which again, I'm not mad at.
I'm actually the opposite of mad at this,
I freakin' love Pad Thai,
and I'm also starving.
So hello, lunch.
Let's taste this.
Mm, mm-mm-mm, yes!
Yes, Pad Thai.
This is so tasty, I could just
lick it.
Me trying to think of a
pick-up line on the spot,
"Ooh, you lookin' so fine
I could just lick you."
Take that as you will.
Uh-oh, my tape's showing.
Oh no, that's not tape,
that's the other logo.
Mm-mm-mm.
I'm gonna finish eating
this and then we'll be back
for our main course of this
episode, the garbage plate.
See ya then.
(upbeat music)
(sigh)
- [Dallas] I know what this is.
(laughs)
- This is called the leisure suit.
Can't you see that I'm -- leisuring?
I'm in my leisure suit, beetch.
Not takin' a step with these leisure feet.
Also it's still Sober October in November
for us when we're filming this,
so just water for me in my leisure suit.
- [Dallas] Wow.
- That's my best Jenna Marbles
impression, by the way.
- [Dallas] That was
pretty good, it was okay.
- In my leisure suit.
I'm Jenna Marbles.
- [Dallas] Oh, wow.
All right, try less and do more.
- Okay, best Jenna Marbles
impression comin' atchya.
- [Dallas] Wow, this should be good.
(laughs)
- That was pretty good, and you know it.
It's dinnertime, beetch.
- [Dallas] Yeah, and I
know what this video is.
I've seen this video before.
- Then what are you still doing here?
Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?
- [Dallas] Oh my God.
- Where you belong?
- [Dallas] I'm only gonna
do this 'cause I'm hungry.
- And?
- [Dallas] And the garbage
plate sounds disgusting.
- No, and?
- [Dallas] You're in
your (beep) leisure suit.
- Correct, to the kitchen.
Aww, I got food on my leisure suit.
But it doesn't matter, you know why?
- [Dallas] Why?
- 'Cause I could take
your man if I want to,
'cause I could take your man if I want to.
But lucky for you, I don't want to.
- [Dallas] I think you're bad from TikTok.
- I'm too deep into TikTok.
- [Dallas] I know, I know.
- Okay the part of the video
we've all been waiting for.
- [Dallas] Is it where you do the dishes?
- Myself included.
- [Dallas] Just like we do laundry?
- This is real life, uncut,
it's the vlog, "Welcome to My Crib."
Like I said, the number one
request that you guys sent in
when I asked you on Instagram,
what was the classic Jenna
Marbles thing that I had to eat,
it was nearly unanimous,
the garbage plate.
So here we are, Dallas is
home and ready to serve.
And so he's gonna be making
me the famous garbage plate.
- [Dallas] Hurray.
(makes blaring horn noise)
You excited about it?
- [Alayna] You think
that it looks disgusting?
I actually think it's gonna be delicious.
- [Dallas] Okay, the thing is
everything on its own is great,
but then you put it all together
and put ketchup and mustard
on top, and I'm wanna die.
- Yeah, the ketchup and
mustard I'm not sold on,
but the rest of it, dangerous.
I mean dangerous like
it's gonna be too good
and this is all I'm gonna wanna
eat for the rest of my life.
Okay, you wanna get started?
- [Dallas] Yeah.
- I can take your man if I want to.
- [Dallas] Oh my God.
- [Alayna] And let the cooking begin.
Wait, why are you cooking these already?
And how come the noodles aren't in here?
- You have to boil water first, oh my God.
(laughs)
This is gonna kill me.
I'm gonna have a heart
attack and I'm gonna die.
- [Alayna] Excuse me, we're filming.
Oh my God, is that a basketball calendar?
- [Dallas] No.
- [Alayna] As your background?
- Oh yeah.
(laughs)
- [Alayna] I thought maybe
you'd have a cute picture of us,
or me, showing how in love we are.
- I stopped doing that years ago.
(laughs)
- [Alayna] I'm pretty sure the recipe
only said one clove of garlic.
- Yeah, well someone forgot to get garlic,
so now I'm left with this
old, small, shriveled garlic,
so I'm just making up for that.
- [Alayna] I could take
your man if I want to.
I could take your man if I want to.
- It's so hard cooking with you around,
nevermind with a camera.
This is this exciting,
new experience for me.
- [Alayna] What, you mean I'm not helping?
- You don't help when you're not filming.
(laughs)
- [Alayna] I already told them that
I only eat what you make me.
- So you ordered Pad Thai?
- [Alayna] Yes.
(laughs)
- Honestly I kinda think that
that's why you do these videos,
it's 'cause then it makes a day where you
don't actually have to cook for yourself,
'cause I'm at work and you just--
- [Alayna] Order in.
Uh, Dallas.
- Yeah?
- Your water's boiling.
- First you boil it 'til it's gone.
(laughs)
And then--
- [Alayna] Step number one.
- Yeah, and then step number two
is mind your own damn business.
(laughs)
- [Alayna] Okay find,
okay, I see how it is.
I'll just put this here
and I'll go, I get it.
- [Dallas] Go on.
- [Alayna] No.
This is the part where
you beg for me to come back.
- [Dallas] Yeah, go ahead,
I will do that in a bit.
- [Alayna] You say, "No, no, come back."
- [Dallas] Yeah, let me think about that,
and then I'll be on that in a minute.
- [Alayna] "No, Alayna, I need you."
- [Dallas] Yeah, I'm
about to start with that.
(sighs)
- [Alayna] This is not
going as I expected,
as I had hoped.
Oh damn it, can you hold this for a sec?
Just gimme one second, just trust me,
just trust me, one second.
Welcome to Aries Kitchen, beetch.
- [Dallas] Isn't the person
cooking supposed to--
- No, the Aries is the one
that's supposed to wear this,
and in our relationship,
I'm the Aries, beetch.
So I'm both leisuring, and the chef.
- Whatchya doing?
- Do you need my help with anything?
- Yeah, in the bathroom.
You in there?
- [Alayna] Yeah.
- Okay, so close the door.
(laughs)
- No.
I could take your man if I want to.
- This is so hard.
- It's a complicated recipe.
Are you ready for another impression?
- Yeah, they've been great.
- This is my impression of Julien.
- Okay.
- Ay, pep-pep-pep-pep-pep-pep,
ay, pep-pep-pep-pep-pep.
- Pep-pep-pep-pep-pep-pep-pep,
pizza for breakfast,
it's gonna fall apart,
pep-pep-pep-pep-pep-pep-pep-pep.
- Ay, bop-bop-bop-bop-bop.
Huh, this might be the most fun
I've ever had making a video.
- Yeah, me too.
- [Alayna] How are we
doing on the meat sauce?
- [Dallas] Good, I think.
(laughs)
- [Alayna] And then the
potatoes are in the oven.
We've got our--
Oh, look at this, aren't these cute?
A subscriber gave me
these at Buffer Festival.
We have our macaroni
salad cooling in here.
That actually looks good.
- [Dallas] Taste it.
- No, I'm scared, I saw how many spices
went into this thing, it's intimidating,
which might be the Whitest
thing I've ever said.
(laughs)
I'm intimidated by all
the different spices.
- [Dallas] Breathes one seasoning.
- There's more than just salt in here?
I'm scared, it smells so--
- [Dallas] Taste, lick it.
- Okay, okay, okay.
What?
- [Dallas] I'm skeptical.
- I mean that's just bizarre.
It's like spicy and
there's a hint of cinnamon.
What's going on in my mouth?
You wanna taste it?
- [Dallas] Sure.
- [Alayna] You look just
as confused as I felt.
(laughs)
- It's something.
I hope it'll be better with other stuff.
- [Alayna] With the rest
of the garbage plate?
- I don't think the flattening
thing's gonna work very well.
- [Alayna] Why not,
have some faith, Dallas.
- [Dallas] It's falling apart.
- [Alayna] Well yeah,
because it hasn't cooked yet.
- Yeah, but as it cooks it dries out,
and it'll stick together even less.
This is where it'll
stick if it will at all.
- [Alayna] Nah.
- [Dallas] Yeah.
- [Alayna] Nah.
- [Dallas] Uh-huh.
- [Alayna] Well, we'll
just have to wait and see.
ASMR, I could take your man if I want to.
(sizzles)
They are sticking just fine.
Look at that.
We are using the exact recipes
that Jenna and Julien
used in their videos.
- I'm hungry, I don't know if
it's for this, but I'm hungry.
(laughs)
- [Alayna] What did you say
before when you tasted this?
- Tastes like soap, is that what you mean?
Yeah, it doesn't taste good.
- Whoa, it's melting.
- [Dallas] The crab?
- Yeah, I'm so proud of
all this food that I made.
- [Dallas] Done such a good job.
- [Alayna] Thank you.
- [Dallas] It's so messy.
(laughs)
- Guess which part I did.
Just this.
(laughs)
Look at my apron.
It's a good think I was wearing this.
- [Dallas] Looking good.
- [Alayna] I could take
your man if I want to.
- [Dallas] I think your butt-flap's open.
- [Alayna] So this is the
classic garbage plate apparently.
Half potatoes, which they call home fries,
and half macaroni salad.
Put a scoop of meat sauce on there.
Oh boy, I do not know
what to make of this.
And then the final piece
of the puzzle, two each.
What even is this meal?
- [Dallas] And the ketchup
and mustard, right?
- [Alayna] Yeah, so she just, oop!
(laughs)
One of those.
- [Dallas] Same with the ketchup?
- [Alayna] Yup, just all over.
Oh my word.
- [Dallas] Is that right?
- [Alayna] I think so,
I mean, I don't know,
I don't know what it's even
supposed to taste like.
- At this point it just all feels wrong.
(laughs)
Hungry?
- Yes.
Thank you.
Yeah, you take the one with more.
- [Dallas] I actually don't
know, they're about the same.
- Yup, too much.
They're both the exact
same amount, too much.
Are you ready?
- Yeah.
- So the way that she does
this is she went like this,
and was cutting up her burger into there,
and trying to get a bite
with everything in it.
- This is so messed up.
(laughs)
- There's so many smells.
- Yeah.
- What if this is delicious?
- We're in trouble.
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
(laughs)
Oh no!
- Oh my God.
- It's actually so good.
- Oh my God, what?
Okay, wait a minute, how does that work?
- It's so garbage.
- It's entirely a plate made of garbage,
and I wanna eat it every day.
(knock on door)
Oh!
This took so long to make.
- Yup.
- And now we have to make it every day.
Jenna, why would you do us like this?
You know what I think that we did?
- Mm?
- We did it to 'im.
- Oh my God.
(laughs)
- Have you ever thought
about not doing it to 'im?
- It never crossed my mind
'cause I had to do it to 'im.
- This is so good, I'm mad.
- It's so good!
I don't even know how to
describe what's happening.
- Wow.
(laughs)
Say, what grade do you give it?
- First A-plus, this is the first A-plus.
- I finally got an A-plus and
I didn't even make the thing!
- Damn.
When you get chili cheese fries,
this is what you really want.
- And like the burger patties,
having them thinned out
and crispy like that,
with the cheese, and the noodles?
- And add a little potato in there, boom.
- Jenna!
- I'm just so confused.
- My mouth is confused.
Is this what cooking with spices is like?
(laughs)
- Every bite, it gets
better, it's just so good.
It's all the textures I want,
it's all the flavors I want, somehow.
- You know what it is?
It's neat, dude.
- God damn.
(laughs)
What's the rest of this video,
I'll just eat here while
you whatever you gotta do.
- That's it, the video's over.
I can't believe this is good.
- Yeah, no, I know.
- I can't believe it.
I thought that it was gonna be good
because of the macaroni
salad, 'cause I love pasta.
I wasn't sold on that sauce,
and now I'm sold on the garbage plate.
I love you guys very much,
thank you for watching.
An extra special thank you,
as always, to my VIP patrons.
♪ My vitally important producers ♪
It's thanks to you guys that I get to make
ridiculous content like this.
Leave a comment down below,
who you would like me to eat like next.
I love you very much and
I'll see you in the next one.
Love you, guys.
Bye!
(blows kisses)
I wanna reveal what my hair does
after I wear a hat for too long.
- [Dallas] Do it.
- Are you ready for this?
This is one of my
greatest shameful secrets.
My hat hair is not cute.
- [Dallas] It's kinda cute!
- No!
- [Dallas] Oh, now you just look
like the girl from "The Ring."
Look at you.
- That's it, thanks for
watching, love you guys.
