in the bullshit department, in the bullshit department a businessman cant hold a candle to a clergyman
cause I gotta tell you the truth, folks, I gotta tell you the truth.. when it comes to bullshit
big time major league bullshit
you have to stand in awe.. in awe.. of the all time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims
RELIGION - no contest - no contest
religion
religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told
think about it , religion has actually convinced people
that there is an invisible man, living in the sky who watches everything you do
every minute of every day and the invisible man
has a special list of ten things that he doesnt want you to do
and if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place
full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry for ever and ever till the end of time
But He Loves you
He Loves you
He Loves you and He needs money
He always needs money..He is all powerful .. all perfect , all knowing.. all wise.. somehow just cant handle money
religion takes in billions of dollars, they pay no taxes and they always need a lil more
Now you talk about a good bullshit story..
holy shit
thank you very much, I want you to know
I want you to know something and this is sincere .. I want you to know that when it comes to believing in god
I really tried, I really, really tried
I tried to believe that there is a god who created each of us in his own image and likeness
loves us very much and keeps a close eye on things
I really tried to believe that but I got to tell you
the longer you live , the more you look around, the more you realize that something is fucked up
something is wrong here - war, disease,
death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption and the Ice Capades.
Something is definitely wrong.
This is not good work. If this is the best god can do - I am not impressed.
Results like these do not belong in the resume of a supreme being.
This is the kind of shit that you would expect from an office temp with a bad attitude
And just between you and me and between you and me - in any decently run universe this guy would have been
out on his all powerful ass a long time ago
And by the way, I say this guy because I firmly believe
looking at these results
that if there is a god, it has to be a man. No woman could or would ever fuck things up like this.
So.. so ..if.. if.. if there is a god.. if there is
I think most reasonable people might agree that he is at least incompetent and maybe, just maybe.. doesnt give a shit
doesnt give a shit which I admire in a person
and which would explain a lot of these bad results
So rather than being just another mindless religious robot
mindlessly and aimlessly and blindly believing that all of this
is in the hands of some spooky incompetent father figure
who doesnt give a shit I decided to look around
for something else to worship
something I can really count on
and immediately I thought of the sun - happened like that, overnight - I became a sun worshipper.
well, not overnight - you cant see the sun at night but first thing in the next morning
I became a sun worshipper.
Several reasons..
first of all I can see the sun..okay..uh huh huh ha
Unlike some other gods I can mention, I can actually see the sun
I am big on that - if i can see something
I dont know - kind of helps the credibility along .. you know
so everyday I can see the sun as it gives me everything I need
heat,  light, food, flowers in the park,
reflections on the lake
and the occasional skin cancer but hey
atleast there are no crucifixions and we are not setting people on fire
simply because they dont agree with us
Sun worship is fairly simple
there is no mystery, no miracles, no pageantry,
no one asks you for money and there are no songs to learn
and we do not have a special building where we all gather once a week
to compare clothing
and the best thing ..  and the best thing about the sun is that it never tells me that I am unworthy
doesnt tell me that I am a bad person who needs to be saved
hasnt said an unkind word .. treats me fine
so.. I worship the sun but I dont pray to the sun
Know why?
I wouldnt presume on our friendship. It is not polite
I often thought that people treat god rather rudely. Dont you ?
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