what if we like call to it alright
Lauren I'm not gonna lie I'm a little
nervous
how are you feeling right now my hands
are shaking it's fine I don't really
know what's going on I don't know how to
kill things
but uh we were hired for this job
because it's a pandemic and it's all we
can do
look at I make money you know what it's
hard times okay and look it's gotta make
money somehow being a bounty hunter in
virtual reality sounds pretty appealing
so we were told to meet here in this
castle of some strange sort it's okay
it's okay Lauren we'll be okay
I was told that we should that the
person looks like a reptile of some kind
I really don't know we should probably
oh well that's a very convenient time to
pop out I think there he is all right
what's up homie G hello sir we're
supposed to kill someone
are you the guy who sent me that uh jinx
greetings how you doing uh nice night
gods get the gods attacking the town
gods get the gods I think he's talking
about us be just talking about us we're
the Beast
I think this dude I think I saw the
students Cairo uh yeah yeah we're the
guards are here the guys are right here
yeah yeah attacking the monster okay
okay so our quest is to kill the monster
what is that monster mr. reptile from
Skyrim what does it look like we need
details if I see a pant over there I
don't know if that's the monitor not
wait you made a horrible noise made a
horrible noise grooving something
fantastical you mean it you mean it it
had a good sound what noise did it make
sir sir sir Oh need something okay you
know what you know I've learned I think
I think we've got what we need I don't
know I'm freaking out a little bit
anyways you know what let's just pick a
direction and let's start hunting this
this beast this side looks okay it'll
probably be large I think it's like a
siren head Thanks random NPC bye
all right let's go Lauren how you
feeling dangerous I'm ready to go I'm
gonna vlog this I've got my vlog camera
out so yeah so we're so we're vlogging
this virtual reality bounty hunting
experience and we've got some strange
animal we've got some strange cat
following us I don't know what yeah Wow
I don't know what's wrong with this cat
but do you have any treats Lauren all
right excuse me little cat thing here
here hon hon all right Lauren oh I have
three cats at home I'm trained
I'm not a I'm not a cat okay well you
are delicious and scrumptious orange
juice listen I'll give you all the
carrots I'll give you all the cat treats
in the world you could do us a favor
yeah we'll give you this lollipop if you
can all right sir I'm sorry I apologize
okay that's good orange juice if you
could go out that way and just just yell
really loud and just keep running that
way Oh that'd be great thanks okay
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it's a good tactic I know right
i watch a lot of live PD I see this
stuff I see this stuff happening all the
time Lauren I'll be honest I'm I'm a
little I'm a little nervous I I'm
starting to think I know what we're
hunting here someday
siren head is a big creature and we have
no weapons to fight this thing
besides a lollipop is this do you think
this is enough probably well you know
what it's our first time we'll figure it
out let's go okay all right
do you think we should get gonna wing it
she was going the castle
sure yeah hello my friends your friends
wait excuse me what our friends are you
you're going camping
yeah thing to do right you know what
strange times strange times listen we
got a question for you so house have you
have you happened to see how do you
describe this a large creature makes
siren noises is we yeah is evil I mean I
haven't seen make noises but I've heard
it make noises okay could you could you
give us an example of what it sounds
like yeah that sound like we hmm okay
okay 30 times like louder a bit more
scary a bit more like you know
fear-inducing just well you know what
yeah all right oh my god what if we like
will call to it
okay let's just breathe
let's go back let's go back wait wait
they look very suspicious in that bush
but okay maybe they have a weapon okay
all right our truck sir hey I excuse me
sir Oh perfect you know what this could
work Lauren just hey sir b.a.p be
appropriate serve beef be appropriate
how dare you we are bounty hunters sir
we could we could destroy you right now
with the power of editing what are you
gonna do all right he got us there all
right there all right mr. Herbert the
lightsaber dude he's
they're just all right strolling in he's
going in oh he's beating him up he's
mean I wasn't running away oh they're
fighting oh my god no no no no that's
not don't you know how this works
what oh oh I forgot to mention siren
head can travel through sounds running
away it's running away where'd it go
I don't think me being drunk okay listen
up guys all right Herbert orange juice
guy yeah you go that both you go that
way we're gonna go this way
siren had definitely escaped go that way
go that way both of you guys go that way
and see if you can find them we're gonna
go this way don't die just okay what a
great team all right let's go I think
probable I mean that was pretty badass
like in life they were okay well now
we're back we got a level up well you
know what at least we know there's a
couple of people around here that can
that can assist us but we got to find
siren head again so
yeah where'd he go good question I don't
see anybody
siren did we take back we do siren what
mr. Kiwi man can you help our friend
here this okay this is getting too weak
this won't plays getting a little too
weird
okay you know what Lauren Lauren I think
he's okay I think he's okay we should
get back to the mission though all right
okay we we've got a we've got to find
them we've got to find siren head so
let's let's keep going I guess
siren head yeah hello hello siren head
uh wait I hear a commotion huh oh my god
wait a sermon it oh my god okay guys
step back step back work we're okay hold
on step back
civilians step back we are two bounty
hunters professional we are gonna go in
there we're gonna we're gonna detain the
suspect all right let's go all right
mister siren head we're gonna mess you
up right now you're under arrest
you're being detained he's being
detained he has the right to remain
silent and not be loud so you're gonna
have to come with us sir gonna have to
come with us right right is it it
doesn't seem like he's it doesn't seem
like he's coming quietly wait a second
is he is challenging us to a dance-off
you just wants a dance
all right sir listen up or ma'am I don't
know but you know it's not the point
if we win against the dance-off will you
come with us quietly okay I can't dance
but Lauren can so but first first of all
all right let's get siren head to show
us his moves show us what you got okay
okay he's getting in it
hey hey I think I think it's working
he's getting tired he's slowing down
it's getting tired look at him
oh he's okay the jig is up siren head we
won this one look at them look at them
tired gasping for some water
you did it Lord you did it how do you
feel you did it all right all right
siren head come with us
all right let's let's go over all right
all right
all right I'm gonna come I'm gonna cuff
I'm gonna cuff him
doo doo doo doo doo doo I'm cuffing him
all right sweet we're good to go
all right let's find mr. reptilian man
also Lauren great job Thanks all right
where's where's them wait what's that
what's that sir you give her
refreshments can somebody go some
reptile man get us the reptile man
this is well this is uh all right mr.
siren head go to the haunted prison
that's right get in there get in there
Hey Oh mr. reptile man done the job so
can we have the money's the best bounty
hunters there are give us the coin all
right few enrich what way we detained
your wife in green oh my just trying to
chill have a few beers friends you know
nothing big you know what you know Lorne
Hornets if you know it we got the money
what we got the money it's just time to
go let's just go all right mr. reptile
man it was nice doing business with you
all right
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