LIBRARIAN: Now, let me see.
Under the present Dewey decimal
system, this book belongs--
COOKIE MONSTER: Wow, look
at all these books.
Me never seen so many
books before.
LIBRARIAN: Shh.
COOKIE MONSTER: Hmm?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, right.
Right, right.
LIBRARIAN: All right.
Let's see.
[CRASH]
COOKIE MONSTER: Oh!
LIBRARIAN: Quiet please.
COOKIE MONSTER: I did
not see wastebasket.
LIBRARIAN: All right.
COOKIE MONSTER: Excuse
me, sir?
Sir?
Could you tell me what
you're doing with all
of these books here?
LIBRARIAN: Oh, well, why
this is a library.
Yes, people come here
to borrow books
they'd like to read.
COOKIE MONSTER: Oh,
that terrific.
This library.
LIBRARIAN: Yes.
COOKIE MONSTER: Oh.
Well, that great because
me try hard to read.
LIBRARIAN: Oh, that's
very good.
Now, what can I get you?
COOKIE MONSTER: Well,
me want a book about
Little Red Riding Hood.
LIBRARIAN: All right.
COOKIE MONSTER: And one box
of cookies, please.
LIBRARIAN: Maybe you
don't understand.
You see, this is a library.
COOKIE MONSTER: Yeah?
LIBRARIAN: Yes, we have books
here-- only books.
We have no cookies.
COOKIE MONSTER: Oh.
Oh.
Oh, me see.
LIBRARIAN: You understand?
Right.
COOKIE MONSTER: Then,
let's see.
Me take book of nursery
rhymes.
LIBRARIAN: All great.
COOKIE MONSTER: And a box
of cookies, please.
LIBRARIAN: We don't
have cookies.
We only have books.
Just books--
no cookies.
All right?
COOKIE MONSTER: Oh, no.
Oh, yeah.
Right.
Right, got it now.
OK, then let's see.
Me take a picture book.
LIBRARIAN: A picture book, OK.
COOKIE MONSTER: Yeah, and
a box of cookies.
LIBRARIAN: [SIGH]
How many times do I
have to tell you
we don't have cookies.
Only books.
COOKIE MONSTER: Oh, OK.
LIBRARIAN: Just books.
COOKIE MONSTER: OK.
LIBRARIAN: No cookies.
COOKIE MONSTER: OK.
No get upset.
No get upset, OK?
Don't get excited.
Me not fussy.
LIBRARIAN: All right.
COOKIE MONSTER: Just give
me box of cookies.
LIBRARIAN: Aah!
We don't have cookies!
No cookies!
Just books!
That's all!
No cookies, understand?
Just books!
Books!
[PANTS]
COOKIE MONSTER: You know what?
Me get feeling you
only have books.
LIBRARIAN: That's right!
Just books!
[PANTS]
COOKIE MONSTER: Me got it.
Me got it now.
OK, OK.
LIBRARIAN: All right.
COOKIE MONSTER: Good.
LIBRARIAN: At last.
COOKIE MONSTER: Good.
LIBRARIAN: Now, what
do you want?
COOKIE MONSTER: Me want
book about cookies.
LIBRARIAN: Fine.
That we have, a book
about cookies.
Good.
COOKIE MONSTER: And a glass
of milk, please.
LIBRARIAN: [MOAN]
[CRASH]
COOKIE MONSTER: A book about
cookies and a glass of juice?
You got some carrots?
How about rutabagas?
You got any cantaloupe?
