Hey!
That's Annie and I'm a bad guy.
Welcome to my gossip blog!
Greetings and salutations!
Wanna know what I've been thinking about all
day long?
I was just doing my laundry and I found two
hundred dollars in the pocket of my jeans!
I'm not kidding you!
So I thought, yeah, that is definitely the
easiest way to make money.
Just put some cash into your pocket, forget
about it and discover you are a big shot a
couple of months later.
Easy!
But seriously, it's not an easy thing to make
money when you are a teenager, is it?
You actually have to work yourself to the
bone at some restaurant for hours to get those
two hundred bucks.
And I suddenly remembered one dear friend
of mine, who had that lifetime experience
in working at Pizza Hut.
But the thing is, she didn't slave away there
for money, she slaved away, drum roll...for
love!
Which is complete nonsense to me, cause I
focus more on money, than people, because
I never met a dollar I didn't like, but anyway.
To cut it short, one day Trish and I went
to Pizza Hut and there was this horribly sweet
guy who worked as a cashier.
Not my type, but Trish immediately got a crush
on him.
It took her less than three seconds, I guess.
That was a smashing evening.
Trish was just bending over backwards to get
that guy's attention.
She would smile at him and bat her eyes and
do embarrassing chuckles.
As it was not working, drastic action was
required.
She ordered three more milkshakes and then
another pizza and then...another one.
And every time she would try to make conversation
with that poor boy, who didn’t seem to be
even remotely interested in her.
But after his shift was over, as if by magic,
he came up to our table, which of course raised
Trish to cloud nine.
His name was...let's call him Brad, metaphorical,
right?
He was very nice to us, but soon it was obvious,
that it was not Trish he was macking on.
It was me!
Man, this was awkward!
Of course I didn't miss a chance to troll
my nervous friend about it, which made her
furious!
You won't believe what that crazy woman did
afterwards.
She applied for a job at Pizza Hut!
She was determined to win Brad's heart or
die.
But not that easy.
She thought she would get a job of a cashier,
but you've got to work your way up to a cashier.
So, Trish got a mop, a bucket and a blessing
to start scrubbing toilets.
And a gas mask from me personally!
The game was on, ladies and gentlemen.
It’s far from the leisurely time implied
by “flipping burgers.”
Trish was always in a rush, she was on a time
crunch for literally eight hours straight,
she didn't have one moment just to chill.
And at the same time she was trying to look
attractive and cute, which was impossible
really.
And what for?
Brad just couldn't care less.
He kept on texting me instead, the more the
merrier, which was not funny anymore!
I thought Trish was the most annoying person
in the world, but never have I ever been so
wrong.
Those two would make quite a pair.
It all had to come to some end, and it finally
happened, but not the way my poor Trish had
expected.
One evening, when she was scrubbing the floor
all sweaty, Brad came up to her, gave her
his sweetest smile and asked: ' Hey, what
are you doing tonight?'
Unfortunately I wasn't there, but I would
kill to see Trish's face at that moment.
She must have been jumping and squeaking:
'Nothing, I am absolutely free tonight!'
It finally happened.
She was not suffering for nothing.
Brad had finally asked her out!
Cheers, everyone!
So, when Trish's torturous shift was finally
over, she did her best to turn into a charming
Cinderella and came up to Brad, who was already
waiting for her.
But before she could open her mouth, he said:
'That's so cool you are free today, cause
I wanted to ask you to replace me.
Congrats, it's going to be your first time
working at the counter, isn't that exciting?'
And while Trish was falling down from her
cloud nine, Brad added: 'Oh, by the way, I've
asked your friend Annie to go out with me
tonight.
What are her favourite flowers?'
Oops, he got the strike.
In my defense I can say, that I had already
banned Brad's number by that time and didn't
even see his messages about our upcoming date.
Such a jerk!
But that was not the end of it.
Trish reassembled herself piece by piece and
went to her cashier post.
At the end of the day, it turned out, that
two hundred dollars were missing.
Two hundred dollars again.
Is that number following me or what?
So, the money was missing and of course the
manager accused Trish of it and fired her.
Which was kind of 'whatever' comparing to
her broken feelings.
It took me quite a long time to persuade her
I had nothing to do with it.
Brad was burned off like a wart, but a week
later a Pizza Hut manager, the one who blamed
Trish for missing money, called her and apologized
for it.
It turned out, it was Brad who had taken the
money from the counter.
To buy me flowers, as it turned out.
And take me out for a dinner I didn’t even
know about.
They must have checked the cameras or something.
Well, Brad.
You're a dummy.
Who on Earth steals the money in front of
the camera?
That's a screw up of a lifetime!
But wait, no-no!
It is not.
I've just remembered a far more impressing
screw up in front of a camera.
There was a very pathetic story, that once
happened to my aunt Maggie.
She used to work at quite a big law firm and
was the image of a well-mannered, 'all about
so proper' worker.
But as we all know, everybody has a skeleton
in the cupboard.
My aunt's cupboard couldn't remain empty anymore,
so her brand new skeleton had finally found
her.
His name was Rob and he was a new hot trainee.
Attention please!
He was nineteen years old!
Nineteen, Carl!
Sounds like the beginning of some eighteen
plus video, right?
I don't know why he had started hitting on
my aunt.
He had probably lost a bet or something?!
But the fact is this.
He was literally hassling her!
And she would laugh at him and openly speak
about it at home.
My aunt was a true career woman.
She was too busy with pleasing her boss, who
was a disgusting cheapskate by the way.
The things you do for promotion.
Anyway, she didn't have time for that spring
chicken.
But hormones are a powerful force.
I don’t even want to imagine how she threw
herself into the arms of that barely legal
Romeo, but just listen how it all became public.
And I happened to be the first one to catch
her, even if I had no idea about it at the
time.
We were having a small family party at my
aunt's place, having fun, taking pictures.
And my aunt handed me her phone and asked
me to take a picture on her phone as well.
As soon as I took it, I caught a glimpse of
a new message.
I hadn't read it properly, but I bet I had
seen something like: ' I want you in the worst
way...'
The first thought that came to my naive mind
was like – Naughty Uncle Ray!
But then I realized uncle Ray was sitting
right there on the sofa smiling and waiting
for me to finally take that family picture.
You don't need to be Sherlock Holmes to figure
out everything.
How could a grown-up person, who had something
to lose stoop so low?
Nothing is easier, as it turns out!
Still, that was none of my business and I
couldn't be completely sure about what I'd
seen, so, there was no point in sharing this
information with anyone.
But the truth always comes to light.
It was a wonderful Saturday, when my aunt's
cheapskate boss called her and asked her to
come to work and watch the workers, who were
going to set up new cameras in the office.
When she came there she was happy to find
out her baby stalker had already been waiting
for her.
So cute!
There were only two of them in the office,
the workers were still on their way.
All old cameras were off.
Sounds like the denouement of some eighteen
plus video, if you know what I mean.
So, the two love birds went to the closet,
the safest place in the office to fool around,
and got busy.
They must have had a wonderful time, because
they were not surprised the workers hadn't
even showed up.
On Monday my aunt came to work as if nothing
had happened, but she immediately felt something
was wrong.
Everybody was staring at her and pointing
fingers.
When she turned on her laptop, she saw more
than a hundred messages on her work mail.
She opened it to see millions of crazy comments
to some video.
I bet she had her first gray hair when she
saw that video.
As it turned out, the workers who had to set
up new cameras had actually come earlier and
had done their job.
And they were just checking if the cameras
worked, when they saw a curious scene in the
closet where there now was a brand new camera.
Those guys had undercut with humour, so they
had recorded everything and somehow leaked
the video to someone in the company.
Yeah, I admit, I would probably do the same,
but seriously, they had ruined my aunt's life.
She had lost her job, uncle Ray had left her.
Obviously!
This is what a little camera and a couple
of narrow-minded idiots can do to you, so,
guys!
Beware!
If you wanna hook up with someone or do something
inappropriate, watch out for those god damn
cameras!
I’m Annie and thank you for watching!
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