5. If these slits were any higher, I'd be called Deep-Peek-Ah!

6. Hahahahaha. I'm hilarious. Why don't I get comedy roles? I'm so funny.

7. If everyone stopped objectifying me for ONE FUCKIN' SECOND and listened to my puns, they'd know.



8. OK but really, though. Sushant is in a full fucking suit. Could they have allocated the cloth in a more egalitarian fashion?



9. Kriti gets a lehenga??? And I get a vagina censoring strip of black???

10. Who designed this handkerchief-bondage-suit atrocity? One day I will find you and make YOU sway while wearing a half-eaten rumaali roti.