Did you see the latest Obama presser? If so, I’m sorry, because you watched a man who’s made lying an art, his life’s work and legacy, elevating the heretofore shameful practice of degeneracy to levels that could make a polygraph smoke.

So, thank you Media for turning “journalism” into the vocational equivalent of making out in the balcony. Why bother to ask questions? Why not, instead, produce fronds, sing lullabies, and fan the King as Diane and Chuck feed him grapes?

But no one gets THAT comfortable without help.

I did watch - every painful minute – but as I’m visiting Oregon (back in the race-car bed beneath Farrah :) ) I saw it coming—TV. The parents own one. They turn it on. It makes noise, lots of noise, spewing tripe from a president who is to lying what Hugh Hefner is to P.J.s — obscenely comfortable.

Some truth – any – would be nice. But the president isn’t nice, he’s a liar. And what I digested – endured, rather – during this excrement was a man whose aura exudes dishonesty:

“The ‘Affordable Care Act’ works”—LIE.

“It will cost states nothing”—LIE.

“Republicans have no alternative”—LIE.

Lie, lie, lie.

This president is a LIAR…. There are not “8 million” enrollees—that is a LIE. And he knows it, knows that costs are going up, that employers are cutting jobs, that doctors are retiring—but his aim, his goal, his entire PURPOSE, is to dupe, demagogue, and deceive.

Remember when he said it would cost $900 Billion? That was a LIE.

Remember when he said it would LOWER premiums? That was a LIE.

Remember when he said you could keep your doctor? LIE.

Does he ever tell the truth? Is it in his character, interred in his conscience, to feel compunction for being a deceitful, diabolical, degenerate LIAR?

The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me God (who last I checked frowns on liars) is as follows:

–ObamaCare has INCREASED premiums.

–ObamaCare has DECREASED access to health care.

–ObamaCare has made it HARDER to find a physician, hospital, and place to escape the eponymous liar whose voice causes headaches, elevated blood-pressure, and pain.

And no – emphasis on NO – it is not “here to stay” and – emphasis on HELL no – it’s not “getting better”—it can’t. Won’t…. What it will do, if not repealed – Dead! Gone! Finis! – is EXPAND and METASTASIZE beyond imagination.

$900 billion? Try $2.6 TRILLION…. Remember Medicare? The program Obama cites as the reason George Washington led the Revolutionary Army? This market-distorting octopus began as a $60 million dollar “program”—but don’t worry, it didn’t grow or anything….

What? It now costs $800,000,000,000…. ANNUALLY??? But that’s $60 million times, times….

Let me help:13,333…. The $60 million dollar program, Medicare – with tens of trillions in unfunded liabilities – now costs thirteen-thousand-three-hundred-and-thirty-three times more PER/YEAR than when DEMS rammed it down our collective throats.

But hey, it’s not like we’re $18 Trillion in debt—CBO is CBOing! The same CBO that, in its first stab at Medicare, was off by a teeny factor of EIGHT.

THAT couldn’t happen, not again—could it? That would be disastrous. It would collapse the economy….

And the president says ObamaCare is GOOD for the economy…. It creates jobs, he says. I even heard him say that it decreases the national debt, and if you don’t like it, you’re “against insuring people.”

Why would anyone oppose insuring people? Could it be, this isn’t ABOUT insurance? Isn’t about health care? That it’s really about growing government? And that the head of the government must lie like a socialist in order to get his Socialist Ring?

Look for ex-president Obama on the U.N. circuit (Moonbat Banqueteers) where he’ll lie to liars about lying for $100,000, because lying pays well, for experts, these days.