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I'm on a Boat

When the big one hits, where are you going to be?

Wear this watch: when you're on a boat in the middle of an open field, waiting for an earthquake. (It makes sense, right? No trees to fall on you. And you're good if all the ground water swells up, too.)

Don't wear this watch: if your friends call you the "Concrete Jungle Master."

99% of the time, this watch will not: be very good at climbing trees.

Benjamin Franklin says of this watch: "Remember that time is money. But in this case, it's a pretty good deal."

Left to its own devices, this watch: could positively identify all the edible plants within a 1-mile radius.

If this watch is buried in a field, what grows in its place is: a transcendence of space and time.

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