I got an ENTIRE FUCKING WHEEL OF CHEESECAKE from my PHENOMENAL Secret Santa!! LOOK at that gloriousness! 25% Chocolate, 25% raspberry, 25% plain, and 25% almond. 100% win. This SS is not fucking around. You only wish you had a Secret Santa as badass as this motherfucker. Oh shit. It's fucking huge. I am going to eat that whole fucking thing at once and NOT EVEN CARE. I am set for LIFE.

Also, a string tribute to A Perfect Circle CD. Hell yeah. Thank you!!