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1 Last: 1 Admit it: You're mad that we still have them No. 1. But the thing is, up until the (questionable) red card, they had a legit shot in that game, on the road, while missing their best player (David Ferreira) and defender (George John), as well as a valuable starting midfielder (Andrew Jacobson). This team's for real, y'all. Last Week: Lost at Seattle, 4-2

Lost at Seattle, 4-2 Last Five: W-D-D-W-L

W-D-D-W-L This Week: Saturday vs. San Jose (8:30 pm, MLS Live)

2 Last: 2 Seven games in 22 days across all comps, and the Impact are still somewhat easily top of the Eastern Conference on points per game. Masterful coaching job by Marco Schällibaum thus far in 2013. Last Week: Bye

Bye Last Five: D-W-D-L-W

D-W-D-L-W This Week: Saturday vs. Philadelphia (7:30 pm, MLS Live)

3 Last: 5 First off, we still can't believe that Mike Petke is, at best, only the third-most quotable new coach in the league, considering the guy was a quote machine during his playing days. You've gone soft, Mike! Second, you can tell when a team really, really loves playing for the guy on the sideline. That's what New York fans are seeing every week, even when the game's not pretty. Last Week: Won vs. LA, 1-0

Won vs. LA, 1-0 Last Five: W-W-W-D-W

W-W-W-D-W This Week: Sunday vs. Columbus (5 pm ET, UniMas)

4 Last: 8 The Power Rankings Politburo would like to point out that we only grudgingly moved Seattle out of the top 10 earlier this season. Even with injuries to Mauro Rosales, Steve Zakuani and Osvaldo Alonso, and Obafemi Martins running at about 70 percent, this team looks fairly unstoppable in attack. Last Week: Won vs. FC Dallas, 4-2

Won vs. FC Dallas, 4-2 Last Five: W-D-W-W-W

W-D-W-W-W This Week: Sunday at LA Galaxy (11 pm ET, ESPN2)

5 Last: 3 Yeah, they were robbed of a goal, and yes, D.C. with Dwayne De Rosario, Nick DeLeon and Chris Pontius is a different kind of D.C. than the one everybody took turns beating the crap out of for two months. But the fact remains that SKC got one point where everybody else has been getting three, so they drop. Last Week: Drew at D.C., 1-1

Drew at D.C., 1-1 Last Five: L-W-L-W-D

L-W-L-W-D This Week: Sunday vs. Houston (3:30 pm, NBCSN)

6 Last: 4 We could say some of the same stuff about Portland that we just did about SKC, but calling that Vancouver result "dropped" points would be harsh. Our real concern is injuries – on the backline, and now with Darlington Nagbe, whose dynamism going forward was instantly missed. Last Week: Drew at Vancouver, 2-2

Drew at Vancouver, 2-2 Last Five : W-D-D-W-D

: W-D-D-W-D This Week: Saturday at D.C. United (7 pm, Univision Deportes/MLS Live)

7 Last: 7 Robbie Keane, wide open from six yards for the win? Most LA fans would take that (and if the game were in the playoffs, we're betting he buries that header). The loss hurts the Galaxy's Shield hopes, but honestly, we're pretty sure they're just working out the kinks at this point. Last Week: Won at Philadelphia, 4-1; Lost at New York, 1-0

Won at Philadelphia, 4-1; Lost at New York, 1-0 Last Five: W-L-L-W-L

W-L-L-W-L This Week: Sunday vs. Seattle (11 pm, ESPN2)

8 Last: 9 Ned Grabavoy got the "wide midfielder vs. Chivas USA" bounce this past week – seriously, midfielders are just pouring in goals vs. the Goats. Beyond that, though, let's give a serious round of applause to this team for rebuilding on the fly and staying in contention the entire time. Last Week: Won at Chivas USA, 4-1

Won at Chivas USA, 4-1 Last Five: L-W-W-L-W

L-W-W-L-W This Week: Saturday vs. Chicago (9 pm, MLS Live)

9 Last: 10 And a bigger round of applause to this franchise – specifically Oscar Pareja – for finding a plan, improving upon it and figuring out a way to get results week after week after week with guys who really weren't supposed to be starters. Nathan Sturgis is just the latest in what seems to be an endless list. Last Week: Drew at San Jose, 1-1

Drew at San Jose, 1-1 Last Five: L-D-W-W-D

L-D-W-W-D This Week: Saturday vs. Chivas USA (9 pm, MLS Live)

10 Last: 6 Jumping the gun on dropping these guys a bit, maybe? It's the Dynamo, after all – they're never really as vulnerable as they seem, and on paper this team competes for the Shield. But the offense is sputtering, and the defense still looks a cut below the best this league has to offer. Last Week: Lost vs. New England, 2-0

Lost vs. New England, 2-0 Last Five: D-W-W-L-L

D-W-W-L-L This Week: Sunday at Sporting KC (3:30 pm, NBCSN)

11 Last: 11 Slaughtered one game, then out for a tight victory the next. The Union have a lot of upside if they're able to get on the same page, but right now it really is a coin flip as to which team will show up. Last Week: Lost vs. LA Galaxy, 4-1; Won vs. Chicago Fire, 1-0

Lost vs. LA Galaxy, 4-1; Won vs. Chicago Fire, 1-0 Last Five: L-D-W-L-W

L-D-W-L-W This Week: Saturday at Montreal Impact (7 pm, MLS Live)

12 Last: 13 Credit to the Crew for finding a way to stop the bleeding on the road in a rivalry game. Yes, with the way Toronto are playing at the moment, that's a game any team "should" win. But "should" is often harder than it seems. Going to New York this weekend, however, seems like an impossible task. Last Week: Won at Toronto FC, 1-0

Won at Toronto FC, 1-0 Last Five: L-W-L-L-W

L-W-L-L-W This Week: Sunday at New York (5 pm, UniMas)

13 Last: 15 A couple of weeks back, we said this team doesn't "feel" like a terrible team, despite what were – at the time – largely terrible results. Now they've got a signature win, they've shown they have plenty of depth, and in Diego Fagundez, they have a remarkable talent – truly, honestly remarkable – coming into his own. Last Week: Won at Houston, 2-0

Won at Houston, 2-0 Last Five: W-D-L-D-W

W-D-L-D-W This Week: Saturday vs. Toronto FC (7:30 pm, MLS Live)

14 Last: 14 That draw vs. Portland is probably a good result, all things considered, but the 'Caps are more likely to focus on the two home points lost. At least they have a bye week to keep working on it – and maybe pick up a Canadian Championship title midweek. Last Week: Drew vs. Portland Timbers, 2-2

Drew vs. Portland Timbers, 2-2 Last Five: L-D-L-W-D

L-D-L-W-D This Week: Bye

15 Last: 12 Considering they have four in a row, and six of the next seven on the road, that Colorado game was very, very close to a "must-win." And the Quakes didn't win, against a team that had only five of its 11 presumed starters on the field. We're mashing the "panic" button. Last Week: Drew vs. Colorado Rapids, 1-1

Drew vs. Colorado Rapids, 1-1 Last Five: D-D-W-L-D

D-D-W-L-D This Week: Saturday at FC Dallas (8:30 pm, MLS Live)

16 Last: 17 "Wait," you're saying, "how in the name of all things holy can the Fire move up after that performance?" It's befuddling to us as well, but this is what it comes down to: The Fire aren't getting stomped, just beaten. The teams below them, on the other hand, have largely been roadkill. Last Week: Lost at Philadelphia Union, 1-0

Lost at Philadelphia Union, 1-0 Last Five: L-W-L-L-L

L-W-L-L-L This Week: Saturday at Real Salt Lake (9 pm, MLS Live)

17 Last: 16 Anyone else get the sense that Chelís is about to rage-quit, FIFA 13 style? If he still had Oswaldo Minda and Juan Agudelo, he'd have building blocks for a team that could compete (see: March). But he doesn't, and he looks like a beaten man already. Last Week: Lost to Real Salt Lake, 4-1

Lost to Real Salt Lake, 4-1 Last Five: L-D-L-L-L

L-D-L-L-L This Week: Saturday at Colorado (9 pm, MLS Live)

18 Last: 19 Things certainly have looked a bit better going forward the last couple of weeks – no surprise since it coincided with the return of DeLeon and Pontius, two international-caliber players. United are still incredibly vulnerable down the flanks, though, and have the world's deepest hole to climb out off.

Last Week: Drew vs. Sporting KC, 1-1

Drew vs. Sporting KC, 1-1 Last Five: L-L-L-L-D

L-L-L-L-D This Week: Saturday vs. Portland (7 pm, Univision Deportes/MLS Live)