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INTRODUCTION

Middle Class Left Behind by John Darkow, Columbia Daily Tribune , Buy this cartoon

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Here’s what I’m taking

JNH’s Top Ten List to Survive the Rapture



1. Two tennis and squash rackets along with with some Dunlop balls.

2. A CD-ROM of Lawrence of Arabia and all Merchant-Ivory movies ever made.

3. My toothbrush.

4. My laptop minus the bin Laden porn.

5. Lots of popcorn and kettle potato chips.

6. A large supply of orange soda cream.

7. A lifetime subscription to ESPN and sports programming.

8. Thousands of books, including the greatest classics ever written.

9. My dog.

10. My cell phone.