Joe Hockey To Use $200k Defamation Money To Buy 10 Exclusive Meetings With Himself

Treasurer Joe Hockey will use the $200,000 he won in his defamation case against Fairfax Media today to buy exclusive access to Treasurer Joe Hockey, it can be revealed.

A range of intimate meetings will take place in VIP private boardrooms in Sydney and Canberra, with personal business ventures likely to be discussed.

“It’s not easy to get the ear of the Treasurer these days, so this windfall will definitely come in handy,” a spokesperson for Mr Hockey said today.

Mr Hockey assured the public that Mr Hockey’s opinions and requests would not have any influence whatsoever over Government policy or the Federal Budget.

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