Richmond Valentine says: He made my kill professor Arnold I god damn loved Professor Arnold Richmond Valentine says: He made my kill professor Arnold I god damn loved Professor Arnold.

Maj. Marquis Warren says: You believe in Jesus now, huh bitch? Well good. 'Cause you 'bout to meet him.

Richmond Valentine says: Now this is a dope top hat.

Richmond Valentine says: Now this is a dope top hat.

Nick Fury says: Glad you liked the view Romanoff, cause it's about to get better! Steve Rogers/Captain America says: Fury you son of a bitch! Nick Fury says: Whoa! You kiss your mother with that mouth?

Nick Fury says: Back in the day I had eyes everywhere, and you kids had all the tech you could dream of, but here we all are back on earth, nothing but our wit and our will to save the world, so stand outwit the platinum bastard! Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow says: Steve doesn't like that kind of talk! Steve Rogers/Captain America says: You know what Romanoff...

Maj. Marquis Warren says: Move a little sudden or a little strange, you gon' get a bullet. Not a warning, not a question, a bullet.

Maj. Marquis Warren says: You're gonna make a deal.....with this diabolical bitch?! Maj. Marquis Warren says: You're gonna make a deal.....with this diabolical bitch?

Chris Mannix says: Now throw out your pistol! Maj. Marquis Warren says: I bet he got another one.. Chris Mannix says: Now throw out your other pistol!! Chris Mannix says: Now throw out your other pistol! Jody says: I ain't got another pistol! Maj. Marquis Warren says: Well, you better shit another pistol out your ass! 'Cause if you don't throw one out here in the next two seconds; we gon' kill this bitch!

Maj. Marquis Warren says: How d'you like THAT, you bushwackin' castrator!? Maj. Marquis Warren says: How d'you like that, you bushwackin' castrator?

Chris Mannix says: Now throw out your pistol! Maj. Marquis Warren says: I bet he got another one.. Chris Mannix says: Now throw out your other pistol!! Jody says: I ain't got another pistol! Maj. Marquis Warren says: Well, you better shit another pistol out your ass! 'Cause if you don't throw one out here in the next two seconds; we gon' kill this bitch!

John "The Hangman" Ruth says: Nobody said the job was gonna be easy Maj. Marquis Warren says: Nobody said it was that hard either!

Maj. Marquis Warren says: Well, shit. Now that I blowed his face off... Marco ain't worth a pesso!

John "The Hangman" Ruth says: One of them fellas, is NOT what he-says-he-is. O.B. Jackson says: What is he? John "The Hangman" Ruth says: He's in cahoots with this one, that's what he is. One of them.. or maybe even two of them is here to see Domergue goes free. Maj. Marquis Warren says: Are you sure you ain't just being paranoid? John "The Hangman" Ruth says: Our best bet is this duplicitous fella ain't as cool a customer as Daisy here. He won't have the leather patience it takes to just sit here and wait. If he can't handle it, he'll stop waiting. He'll try and create his opportunity.. And that's when Mr.Jumpy reveals hisself! Maj. Marquis Warren says: What do you got to say about all this? Daisy Domergue says: What do I got to say? About John Ruth's ravings? He's ABSOLUTELY right! Me and one of them fellas is in cahoots! And we're just waitin' for everybody to go to sleep; that's when we gonna kill y'all.

Maj. Marquis Warren says: Y'all keep your mouth shut and do what I tell ya'. Anybody opens their mouth, gonna get a bullet. Anybody moves a little weird....little sudden--gonna get a bullet. Not a warning. Not a question; a bullet. Let me hear you say, 'I got it'.

Maj. Marquis Warren says: Got room...for one more?

Maj. Marquis Warren says: Startin' to see pictures ain't ya?

Dolmedes says: Land of pain, misery and strife.

Dolmedes says: Land of pain, misery and strife.

Dolmedes says: Welcome to Chi-Raq!

Simon says: My only problem is that I went to some trouble preparing that game for McClane. You interfered with a well-laid plan. Zeus Carver says: Yeah, well, you can stick your well-laid plan up your well-laid ass.

Steve Rogers/Captain America says: Fury, you son of a bitch. Nick Fury says: Ooh-hoo! You kiss your mother with that mouth?

Samantha Caine/Charly Baltimore says: Are you always this stupid or did you take lessons? Mitch Hennessey says: No!! I took lessons

Arnold says: Hold on to your butts.

Jules says: English mother fucker, do you speak it?

Steve Rogers/Captain America says: Fury, you son of a bitch. Nick Fury says: Ow, you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Nick Fury says: Here we all are, with nothing but our wit and our will to save the world! So stand and fight!

Nick Fury says: No matter who wins or loses, trouble always comes around.

Nick Fury says: He's multiplying faster than Catholic rabbits!

Richmond Valentine says: I trouble understanding you people sometimes. Y'all talk so funny.

Gazelle says: But sir, that will cost millions! Richmond Valentine says: Does it look like i give a fuck?

Richmond Valentine says: It's not that kind of a movie. Richmond Valentine says: This ain't that kind of movie.

The President of the United States says: You gotta cock it, Motherf**er!

Ordell Robbie says: And let me tell you something about my lawyer. This brother's name is Stassen Gowens.

Ordell Robbie says: Look, I hate to be the kinda nigga does a nigga a favor, then, BAM!, hits a nigga up for a favor in return. But I'm afraid I gots to be that kinda nigga. Beaumont Livingston says: Whatchu mean? Ordell Robbie says: I need a favor, nigga!

Ordell Robbie says: Is she dead? Yes or no? Louis Gara says: Pretty much.

Ordell Robbie says: You can't trust Melanie, but you can trust Melanie to be Melanie.

Ordell Robbie says: My money's in that office, right? If she start giving me some bullshit about it ain't there, and we got to go someplace else and get it, I'm gonna shoot you in the head, then and there. Then I'm gonna shoot that bitch in the kneecaps, find out where my goddamn money is. She gonna tell me too. Hey, look at me when I'm talking to you, motherfucker. You listen: we go in there, and that nigga Winston or anybody else is in there, you the first motherfucker to get shot. You understand?

Ordell Robbie says: What the fuck happened to you, man? Shit, your ass used to be beautiful!

Lorenzo Council says: Kiss my ass, brotherfucker.

Captain America/Steve Rogers says: I don't remember giving you a key. Nick Fury says: My wife kicked me out. Captain America/Steve Rogers says: I didn't know you had a wife. Nick Fury says: There are a lot of things you don't know about me.

Neville Flynn says: I have had it with these motherfucking snake on this motherfucking plane!!!!

Captain America/Steve Rogers says: Trust is what makes an army, not a bunch of guys running around shooting guns. Nick Fury says: The last time I trusted someone, I lost an eye.

Whiplash says: "And I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear, what I clearly just heard"

Lucius Best / Frozone says: Honey, where's my super suit?

Carl Lee Hailey says: Yes They Deserved To Die And I Hope They Burn In Hell!

Jules Winnfield says: Does he look like a bitch? Brett says: No! Jules Winnfield says: Then why are you trying to fuck him like a bitch?

Vincent Vega says: Aw, man. I shot Marvin in the face. Jules Winnfield says: Why the fuck did you do that?

Nick Fury says: I do share. I am nice like that.

Danny Roman says: It didn't work, Beck! I'm still alive, motherfucker!

Nick Fury says: The 21st century is a digital book and HYDRA learned how to read it.

Nick Fury says: Shield takes the world as it is, not as we'd like it to be. Captain America/Steve Rogers says: This isn't freedom. This is fear!

Nick Fury says: Get me off the gird, now!

Nick Fury says: We're gonna neutralize a lot of threats before they even happen. Captain America/Steve Rogers says: I thought the punishment usually came after the crime.

Pat Novak says: They fear what they don't understand.

Pat Novak says: This is the future of American justice.

Lucius Best / Frozone says: Honey? Muriel Hogenson says: What? Lucius Best / Frozone says: Where's my super suit?

Jules Winnfield says: English, motherfucker! Do you speak it!

Jules Winnfield says: Shut the fuck up, fatman! This ain't none of your goddamn business!

Lazarus Woods says: God put you in my path and I aim to cure you of your wicked ways.

Lazarus Woods says: Collar your dog!

Lazarus Woods says: I remember my first time, it was out behind my uncle's barn with my second cousin. Lazarus Woods says: She was two tons if she weighed a pound, I could have done better for myself.

Lazarus Woods says: So what do you know how to make? Rae says: I don't fuckin' cook. Lazarus Woods says: You know, Rae, I've met a lot of hard mouthed people in my day... Rae says: Alright, alright. Look, I put the God damn dress on alright? I think that I'm handlin' myself with a little fuckin' restraint. I mean you got me all chained up here like I'm some kinda dog!

Jules Winnfield says: Does he look like a bitch?! Jules Winnfield says: Does he look like a bitch?

Stephen says: What he say your name is? Shoots? Dr. King Schultz says: Schultz.

Nick Fury says: We're gonna neutralize a lot of threats

Whiplash says: Your trash talk is needlessly complicated.

Turbo says: Are you crazy? Whiplash says: Yeah, I'm crazy. What made you think I was sane?

Calvin Candie says: Stephen, you have nails for breakfast? Whats the matter? Why you so ornery? You miss me? Stephen says: Oh yes sir, I... I missed you. Like a, like a hog miss slop. Like a...a baby miss mammy's titty. I miss you like I misses a rock in my shoe.

Whiplash says: You've clearly got the skills to pay the bills! If snails have to pay bills, that is... Whiplash says: You've clearly got the skills to pay the bills! If snails have to pay bills, that is.

Langston Whitfield says: Is this the human condition, that men anywhere will willingly commit atrocities so long as the law allows?

Whiplash says: e Nam's Whiplash, and this is my crew Whiplash says: Name's Whiplash and this is my crew.

Jules Winnfield says: What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett says: What? Jules Winnfield says: What country you from? Jules Winnfield says: 'What' ain't no country I ever heard of, do they speak English in 'What'? Jules Winnfield says: English, mother fucker, do you speak it?

Tony Stark says: I already told you, I don't wanna join your Super Secret Boy Band Nick Fury says: (laughs) Nah I remember you go it alone. How's that working out by the way? Nick Fury says: Nah I remember you go it alone. How's that working out by the way? Tony Stark says: It's you know it's, I'm sorry I don't wanna get off on the wrong foot here, do I look at your eye or the patch? I'm still hungover, I can't even tell if you're real or not Tony Stark says: It's you know it's, I'm sorry I don't wanna get off on the wrong foot here, do I look at your eye or the patch? I'm still hungover, I can't even tell if you're real or not.

Jules Winnfield says: You ever read the Bible, Brett? Brett says: Yes! Jules Winnfield says: There's a passage that I got memorized, seems appropiate for this situation: Ezekiel 25,17. "The path of the righteous man is beset of all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil me. Blessed is he who, in the name of the charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Thor says: Do not touch me again. Tony Stark/Iron Man says: Then don't take my stuff. Thor says: You have no idea what you are dealing with. Tony Stark/Iron Man says: Uh, Shakespeare in the park? Doth mother know you weareth her drapes? Thor says: This is beyond you metal man. Loki must face Asgardian justice Nick Fury says: He gives up the cube he's all yours. Until then stay out of the way. Tourist.

Jules Winnfield says: Oh, man, I will never forgive your ass for this shit. This is some fucked-up repugnant shit. Vincent Vega says: Jules, did you ever hear the philosophy that once a man admits that he's wrong that he is immediately forgiven for all wrongdoings? Have you ever heard that? Jules Winnfield says: Get the fuck out my face with that shit! The motherfucker that said that shit never had to pick up itty-bitty pieces of skull on account of your dumb ass.

Jules Winnfield says: Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.

Jules Winnfield says: Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!

Jules Winnfield says: [Jules shoots the guy on the couch during Brett's interrogation] Oh I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? Jules Winnfield says: Oh I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?

Jules Winnfield says: If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.

Jules Winnfield says: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.

Jules Winnfield says: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.

Jules Winnfield says: Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.

Jules Winnfield says: English mother fucker, do you speak it?

Stephen says: Django you son-of-a-bitch! (house explodes) Stephen says: Django you son-of-a-bitch!

Stephen says: I count 6 bullets nigger! Django says: I count two guns nigger!

Romulus Ledbetter says: I'm not homeless. I live in a cave.

Jules Winnfield says: Say "What" again. Say it one more god damn time! I dare you! I double dare you mother fucker!

Jules Winnfield says: I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration? Oh, you were finished. Well allow me to retort. Jules Winnfield says: I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration? Oh, you were finished. Well, allow me to retort.

Ordell Robbie says: Fuck's wrong with you, knockin' on the door like the goddamned police? Ordell Robbie says: You lookin' to get shot? Max Cherry says: I thought you might be asleep. Ordell Robbie says: You keep fuckin' with me, you the one gonna be asleep. Forever.

Ordell Robbie says: Fuck's wrong with you, knockin' on the door like the goddamned police? Ordell Robbie says: You lookin' to get shot? Max Cherry says: I thought you might be asleep. Ordell Robbie says: You keep fuckin' with me, you the one gonna be asleep. Forever.

Ordell Robbie says: Fuck's wrong with you, knockin' on the door like the goddamned police? Ordell Robbie says: You lookin' to get shot? Max Cherry says: I thought you might be asleep. Ordell Robbie says: You keep fuckin' with me, you the one gonna be asleep. Forever.

Pumpkin says: What's in the case? Jules Winnfield says: My boss's dirty laundry. Pumpkin says: Your boss makes you do his laundry? Jules Winnfield says: When he wants it cleaned. Pumpkin says: Sounds like a shit job. Jules Winnfield says: I was thinking the same thing.

Stacks Edwards says: In this day and age, what the fuck is this world coming to? I can't believe this. A Jew broad, prejudiced against Italians Stacks Edwards says: In this day and age, what the fuck is this world coming to? I can't believe this. A Jew broad, prejudiced against Italians. Tommy DeVito says: In this day and age, what the fuck is this world coming to? I can't believe this. A Jew broad, prejudiced against Italians.

Richie says: I'm gonna slit his fucking throat!

Stephen says: He stayin' in the big house!?

Jules Winnfield says: Say 'what' one more time! I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker!

Mister Senor Love Daddy says: YO! HOLD UP! Time out! TIME OUT! Y'all take a chill! Ya need to cool that shit out! And that's the double truth, Ruth!