Rutgers University closed its on-campus pharmacies recently. The Scarlet Knights are 1-5 and have been outscored 135-7 in their past three games.

To compensate for the lack of pain relief, school officials quickly expanded beer and wine sales at games to “improve the overall fan experience.”

Damn Yankees! Picked them in Game 4 and they came up empty. Picked against them in Game 5 and they made us pay again.

Remembering it’s not personal, it’s business, we will take the Yankees for 10 units in Game 6, figuring we will either win with them or finish them off … Unsure of a Game 6, we played two Saturday. Stitches, defending college football prognosticating champ, is riding 13 games over .500 and tied for the lead heading into this weekend’s action.

No. 17. Arizona State (5-1) visits No. 13 Utah (5-1). Former Jets coach Herm Edwards once said, “Hello, you play to win the game.” But now that Herm is coaching the Sun Devils, he knows you play to cover the spread. Taking Arizona State and the 13 ¹/₂ over the Utes for 10 units.

Stayin’ Alive! DJ LeMahieu and Aaron Hicks took Justin Verlander deep in the first inning and the Yankees survived, beating the Astros 4-1 in Game 5 at Yankees Stadium Nothing going right this round. Down -740 pisarciks.