Therapists worldwide are raking in the cash as distraught Game of Thrones Fans scramble to make last-minute appointments in anticipation of the next episode of the season.

“It’s fucking amazing.” said Josh, a trauma-centric therapist in London. “I’ve booked so many people in the past couple of days that I was just just able to pre-order a Tesla.

Theresa, an Alabama-based practitioner, had a similar experience.

“I love everything about George R. R. Martin and his disgusting, PTSD-inducing story lines.” said Theresa, who was sipping a mojito and splurging on random Amazon purchases. “I might be able to retire 10 years early if the inevitable deaths of fan favorites are gruesome enough.”

While the monetary fortunes of mental health professionals might be on the rise, their unfortunate clients are facing significant financial hardship.

“I can’t work. I can’t eat. I can’t sleep.” said Carol, a die-hard fan of the show. “I’m close to losing my job and my health insurance, so I don’t know how I’m going to pay for this therapy. But my husband and I will figure it out, even if he has to take three jobs… the things we do for love, right?”

At press time, therapists worldwide were contacting HBO and asking them to add last-minute extra-gory CGI to the most heart-wrenching death scenes.