The H4 Spring Campout will be located in Columbus Texas, approximately halfway between Houston, San Antonio and Austin. Sounds like a recipe for disaster, right? Yeah, we know. Anywho, the site is an operating Hay ranch, so be aware of that if you have allergies (although in April, I think that the “hay” is mostly still “grass”).

Anyways, theres a 8 acre pond stocked with bass (catch and release only), a big ass barn for our Saturday night “HO-down” as well as the usual hash amenities like all meals and beer, plus gimmees and trails. .

3pM Saturday run, 2Pm Sunday run is in Katy which will conclude the weekend

If you have any questions, please contact [email protected]

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McPisser

H4 – Joint Master

DIRECTIONS

GPS coordinates: 29.792295, -96.454661

The turnoff to FM 949 is located about 70 miles west of downtown Houston. The Ranch is located roughly 9 miles north of the FM 949 turnoff which is exit 704.

Head west on IH 10

About 15 miles past Sealy, look for Exit 704, which is the exit to FM 949.

Take Exit 704 to the freeway service road. (Note: Be very careful. The freeway service road is two-way traffic.)

Turn left on the service road and follow the signs to FM 949 North. Turn right on FM 949 North.

In less than 1 mile you will come to a fork in the road

Take the left fork. You will then be on Freisburg Rd.

Follow Freisburg road until you come to a T in the road. (The signs will say Mentz to the left and Freisburg to the right.) Turn right and you will still be or Freisburg road.

Follow Freisburg road a short distance to the next intersection. Turn Left at the intersection and you will still be on Freisburg road.

Follow Freisburg Rd several miles until you come to another fork in the road. It will say Cat Springs to the right. Take the left fork.

You will then be on Zimmerscheidt Rd

Follow Zimmerscheidt Rd about 1/2 mile

The entrance to the Ranch will be on your right. There is a large “falling down” barn on the entrance road. Go past the old barn and you will find hashers at the new barn.

Here is a map: http://tinyurl.com/2011H4campout

Alternate directions:

Now, if you are not retarded, here is what you can do. Plug in *1080

Bailey Road, Alleyton, 77450 * into your GPS. *THIS IS NOT THE ACTUAL ADDRESS*, as the place has no address. When the GPS tells you to turn left onto Bailey road, DO NOT TURN, just keep going straight for about a quarter mile and its the first dirt road on the right.

PN’s will also be putting out signs.

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Parson’s Nose

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La Situación!

Twinkle Toes

CSI

Pull the Plug

Too Drunk to Fuck

Hole in 1

CREAM ON MY BACK

Catcher in the Brown Eye

Dickrectionally Challenged

Ménage Myself

Reverse Cowboy

Unlaiden Swallows

VagueRant

Full Ride Goat Master (Kiss my Hash)

Ass Swipe

Dr Coochie

spf50

Horsfli Drivebi

Blow-Hole

Infested

Tender Vittles

Spin Cycle

Charity Fuck

Hooter Bill

Buttery Nipples

Geek

Lorna

Estrus

(Massive) Slut Slinger (Austin)

Tap Dat Ass

Old Faithful

EZ to Please

Rain Bitch

Beat My Meat

Really? Fuck!

Mama’s Boy

FelatiHO

Platterpuss

Just Chris Lay

Muscle Phaart

Snatchattarius

Krusty Kreme

Dick Assley

Pussy Checker

Workless Cock

CIA

Batguano Man (SAH3)

Mud in my Crick

Whale Tail

Areola BoreMyAnus (Winnipeg)

Tai Tai Toy

Ring of Fire

Ramrod

Pearl Necklace

Burning Boner

Wanksgiving (Austin)

Insane Clown Pussy

Dangleberry

Dr Strangerub

iL Castrato

Krazy Puppy

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Food and Shelter

tent

ground tarp/cloth

shade tarp/poles/rope/stakes

sleeping bag

sheets/blankets

pillow

large waterjug/cooler

snacks/fruit/granola bars

drinking vessel

Clothes

running shoes/boots

sandals

sun hat/visor

bandana

extra socks

sleep clothes

hoodie for cold nights

undies

sarong

swim suit

Personal

soap/shampoo

towels/washcloth

toothbrush/toothpaste

feminine products

toiket paper/baby wipes

deodorant

comb/brush

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