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Think Trump would boast about Russia’s Bolshoi Ballet performing at one of his “get out the vote” campaign rallies?

Think the mainstream media might trumpet such an event as the Holy Grail, Golden Fleece and Smoking Gun of that ever-elusive “Russian collusion” with his campaign?

Think Comey’s FBI might “look into it?” Especially in view of the following:

“The Federal Election Campaign Act (FECA) prohibits any foreign national from contributing, donating or spending funds in connection with any federal, state, or local election in the United States, either directly or indirectly. It is also unlawful to help foreign nationals violate that ban or to solicit, receive or accept contributions or donations from them. Persons who knowingly and willfully engage in these activities may be subject to fines and/or imprisonment.”

And yet a major “get out the vote for Hillary” rally in Miami on Oct. 30th --and paid for by the Democrat Party-- featured Cuba’s (i.e. Castro’s) captive (literally!) musical duo called Gente De Zona.These Cuban “rappers” essentially function as the totalitarian Castro regime’s new musical ambassadors, much as the Buena Vista Social Club served in the past.

There was a day when most Americans understood what the term “totalitarian” means. The longest reigning totalitarian dictator in modern history himself explained the issue: “Inside the Revolution (regime), everything-- outside, nothing.” (Fidel Castro, July 16, 1961.) Like with so many others, Castro copped this line from Benito Mussolini.

In brief, in Cuba you do not become rich and famous globe-trotting musicians without the Stalinist regime’s express permission. This permission, as you might guess, is bestowed by the Castro family only upon those of its subjects whose lack of scruples and penchant for bootlicking allow them to single-mindedly serve the foreign policy and financial interests of the totalitarian regime.

So we’re not talking simply about “foreign nationals” who performed at the Hillary rally. We’re not talking about some Birkenstocked Swedish backpackers who got swept up in the hoopla of the Hillary campaign and joined their granola-eating, Enya-listening American friends on a Conga line at a campaign event.

We’re not even talking the Bolshoi Ballet performing at a Trump rally. Russia, after all, no longer qualifies as totalitarian. Cuba still does—and with bells on. Something like P*ssy Riot would not last ten seconds in Castro’s Cuba.

Instead, with Gente De Zona we’re talking about full-fledged apparatchiks of a terror-sponsoring communist regime openly campaigning for the Democrat Party at election time

A few days earlier Castro’s captive (literally!) media declared that:

“Hillary Clinton is our only hope of detaining barbarism!...The only hope of defeating Donald Trump is Hillary Clinton…the difference between the two candidates is vast. Barack Obama did not exaggerate when he claimed that she was better prepared to be a U.S. President than even he was—or was her husband Bill Clinton….In any nation of the world–and even in the U.S. during normal times–Donald Trump would find himself either in prison or in a mental institution!” (Stalinist Cuba’s KGB-founded and mentored media organ Cubadebate, Oct 15, 2016.)

In Miami, Gente De Zona were simply and dutifully carrying out their master’s wishes. In brief: a foreign totalitarian and terror-sponsoring regime sent its apparatchiks to openly participate in a U.S. Presidential campaign, by performing for free at an event on U.S. soil funded by the Democratic Party. Their purpose was to drum up votes for the Democratic Presidential candidate.

So apparently it’s not enough that the Castro family endorsed Hillary Clinton from their home base, denouncing Donald Trump as fit only for prison or a mental institution. They must also actively join the campaign, and right here on U.S. soil.

And yet, for some reason nobody in the U.S. media (much less the FBI) has called attention to this fascinating item.

This Castroite preference for Democrats is an old story actually.Fascinating datum: Havana’s Museo de la Revolucion has a “Cretin’s Corner” where U.S. presidents are caricatured and vilified. These “Cretins,” however, all turn out to be Republicans. Not a single Democratic President (not even John “Bay of Pigs and Missile Crisis” F. Kennedy is featured.)

Well, nobody ever accused the Castro family of not recognizing their true friends.

“If I were a U.S. citizen I'd vote for Obama for president!" squealed Raul Castro’s daughter Mariela Castro while on a visit to San Francisco in May 2012. Her visa for that visit, as revealed by Wikileaks, was personally pushed through by Hillary Clinton.

What a field day the Fake-News Media/Democrat axis could have if only Trump’s collusion with the “Alt-Right,” was even a fraction as patent as Clinton and Obama’s with the racist, homophobic, misogynistic, mass-murdering, terror-sponsoring Castroite-Left.