NOTHING YOU CAN BELIEVE IN We believe in nothing, and we think you should too. We have our workers doing nothing around the clock, finding new ways to package nothing, new problems to confront (in our big 32 page manual which is offered free with every purchase), or doing literally nothing just to waste time. Right now we are drastically understaffed, but we aren't in a hurry because we want to make sure we get nothing right. NOTHING IS BIG "Nothing is bigger than cyberspace, the Internet, and the NFL site on the world wide web." - Microsoft. People all over the world are talking about nothing. It doesn't matter what language you speak or even if you can't speak. Nothing's the same everywhere you go. Almost the entire universe is made up of nothing. Philosophers think and talk about nothing until they die. "It's" that important! THE CUSTOMER IS #1 We know that you work hard for your money, so we are working overtime to develop our customer image. We'll do nothing to help you right from the start. If you don't like our service, we'll do nothing until we get it right. Anyone can offer nothing, but we'll deliver. Others may stop at nothing to get a satisfied customer, but to us nothing is just the beginning. ALL THAT YOU EVER WANTED IN A CONCEPT ... AND LESS We have nothing to do, nothing to eat, nothing to wear, nothing to say, and many other concepts. We are pleased to announce that nothing is available at this time! We are so excited about nothing that we can't wait to tell everyone about "it". Order Today! Wondering what to get the

man who has everything? Nothing seems good enough. GIVE THE GIFT OF NOTHING! * Nothing Virtual Networking is a division of negligible AND unobtrusive (an adjective)