“Four of the five kicks were absolutely beautiful,” stated one anonymous construction worker. “However, the fifth one cleared the stadium infrastructure and was bouncing down I-95 towards the city of Miami. I doubt it made it all the way, but we are calling it a Miami free kick anyway.”

According to onlookers, Beckham grimaced at the fifth kick as it missed the mark, but was consoled by business partner Jorge Mas who stated, “Now THAT free kick was a MIAMI free kick and don’t let anyone tell you any differently! No one believed we would have a Miami free kick like that 8 months ago and now look at where we are.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Inter Miami CF track the rolling of the ball to establish the homegrown rights for the area.