Found these on another forum. Thought this comm might appreciate them. Once again, let me state that I did not make these. I just found them and posted them here. Please don't try to correct "my" grammar, punctuation, or capitalization because they're not mine.Second edit: comments on this post are now locked. I'm not sure why this particular post incited so many comments, but I just can't handle the overwhelming response in my inbox. I'm sure whatever you may have wanted to say in a comment, someone else has already said it, so please don't feel left out!