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Roland: Looks like we're out of the woods... Ed: Don't be so sure. Roland: Boss, 200 million shoppers can't be wrong. We won! Christmas is here to stay! Ed: Hedley, as long as there' s a single atheist out there trying to destroy Christmas as we know it, we have to remain at our posts! Man: Ed! They tipped over a manger in Michigan! Roland: Sweet Jesus... Ed: See? Go, go go! At Fox News, the war on Christmas is winding down