PORT ST. LUCIE — While in Port St. Lucie on Sept. 6 working on a story about people preparing for Hurricane Irma, I spotted these pleas for help on the back of a Chevrolet in a Sam’s Club parking lot. My olfactory senses detected no stinkiness, but maybe mom and dad were in the store (stocking up on beans?). Not sure I’d like to ride out a storm in close confines with these alleged flatulent folks.

If you see something bizarre, jacked up, funny, unusual or silly, snap a photo and e-mail it to me at will.greenlee@tcpalm.com. If it fits, I'll feature it here, giving you credit. Just include the date and place you saw it. It's gotta be from Martin, St. Lucie or Indian River counties, though. No naked people, swear words, offensive stuff, etc.