That angered radio host and poster boy for contraception, Rush Limbaugh. Jim?



RUSH LIMBAUGH (2/29/2012): What does it say about the college co-ed Susan (sic) Fluke, who goes before a Congressional committee and essentially says that she must be paid to have sex? What does that make her? It makes her a slut, right? It makes her a prostitute.

Good point, Rush. She's a slut and a prostitute? That's two jobs, and she still can't afford her own birth control? Come on! Now, there's an old saying in radio, "We've got three hours to fill, keep talking." And he did.



RUSH LIMBAUGH (3/1/2012): So Ms. Fluke, and the rest of you feminazis, here's the deal. If we are going to pay for your contraceptives, and thus pay for you to have sex, we want something for it. And I'll tell you what it is. We want you to post the videos online so we can all watch.

And folks, Rush wasn't just name-calling. He was concerned.



RUSH LIMBAUGH (2/29/2012): She's having so much sex, she can't afford her own birth control pills. RUSH LIMBAUGH (3/1/2012): Ms. Fluke, have you ever heard of not having sex? Have you ever heard of not having sex so often?

Of course, you call one woman you've never met a slut and a prostitute, and demand that she post an Internet gangbang tape, and suddenly the lamestream media is jumping down your throat, if there were room in there with all that ham. So naturally, the Republican candidates were called upon to repudiate Rush, and they did so, in no certain terms.



RICK SANTORUM (3/2/2012): He's being absurd, but that's, you know, an entertainer can be absurd. MITT ROMNEY (3/2/2012): I'll just say this, which is, it's not the language I would have used.

And folks, as of this broadcast, twelve advertisers have pulled their support from Rush's show, including ProFlowers, Quicken Loans, Sleep Train, Sleep Number, Citrix Systems, Carbonite, and LegalZoom. No surprise there, folks. All these products clearly endorse the slut lifestyle. Mattresses to do it on, flowers to thank her for the slutting, and Quicken spreadsheets to organize who you're going to spread it quick for under the sheets. And LegalZoom, we all know, is just short for LegalZoomazoomazoom and a boom boom.

But faced with losing sponsors, today the unthinkable happened. Rush apologized for calling Ms. Fluke a slut and a prostitute.



RUSH LIMBAUGH (3/5/2012): I again sincerely apologize to Ms. Fluke for using those two words to describe her. I do not think she is either of those two words.

RUSH LIMBAUGH (3/2/2012): Sandra Fluke is having so much sex, that she can't afford it. RUSH LIMBAUGH (3/1/2012): She wants all the sex in the world, whenever she wants it, all the time. RUSH LIMBAUGH (3/2/2012): They're lined up around the block! RUSH LIMBAUGH (3/1/2012): We're talking sex addict frequency. RUSH LIMBAUGH (3/5/2012): ... an immoral, baseless, no purpose to her life woman RUSH LIMBAUGH (3/1/2012): Ms. Fluke, who bought your condoms in junior high? RUSH LIMBAUGH (3/1/2012): She's having so much sex, it's amazing she can still walk!

But folks, I'll tell you, I don't think Rush should have apologized for calling her a prostitute. I mean, it takes one to know one. And remember, he only apologized to keep his advertisers, proving Rush will do anything with his mouth for cash. We'll be right back.