How Not To Do Plastic Surgery

There’s a part of us, deep down, that enjoys looking at the somewhat negative effects that plastic surgery can wreak on the human visage. Just as some people slow down on the road when they pass a car accident, so do we stop and stare when we observe the car-crash results of plastic surgery gone wrong.

Hang Mioku

For some reason, this surgery-obsessed Korean woman decided to take it upon herself to INJECT COOKING OIL INTO HER OWN FACE. The story was that after many surgeries, doctors would refuse to operate on her more, yet somehow she found a doctor not only willing to inject her with silicone, but to give her her very own face-injection kit so she could do it at home. Upon running out of silicone to inject, she – naturally – settled for cooking oil. I can imagine it now: “Damn, out of silicone. What to use? Hmmm…Bleach? Nah. Toilet water? Better not. I know! The cooking oil I use to make food with!” She might as well have just injected that morning’s breakfast into her face, for all the good it did her.

Jocelyn Wildenstein

You might have seen this thing before, but it was impossible to pass it up. Born Jocelynnys Dayannys da Silva Bezerra (but also known as “Cat Woman” and “The Bride of Wildenstein”), she’s a wealthy socialite that was once married to Alec Wildenstein, an important businessman with a love of exotic animals. So when they divorced over his affair, I suppose she tried to win him back by trying to transmogrify herself into one of those exotic animals he liked so much, which must have been some sort of cat…Thing.

Jackie Stallone

The surname might have given it away, but this is Hollywood actor Sylvester Stallone’s mother. Famous for claiming she can talks to dogs about the future, she also once set up a psychic hotline which would charge callers for advice. Now she’s relatively famous for what looks like a little too much plastic surgery.

Donatella Versace

Brother of the late famous Italian fashion designer Gianni Versace and a fashion designer herself, it’s a pity that Donatella couldn’t design her own face, or – depending on your opinion of the clothes she makes – maybe that’s a good thing.

Pete Burns

Former frontman of the British band Dead or Alive, Pete is most famous for having sung the song “You Spin Me Round (Like A Record)”. Pete has since had extensive cosmetic surgery performed on his face, as you can probably guess.

Michael Jackson

Does this really need to be explained?

Carrot Top

Scott Thompson, the comedian, is better known by his stage name of Carrot Top and is famous for his hair and particular brand of prop comedy. Also, probable surgery.

Dennis Avner

Also known by his Native American name of Stalking Cat, this man has undergone incredible extensive surgery in order to look like his totem animal, the tiger. Modifications include: extensive tattooing, transdermal implants to allow whiskers to be worn, subdermal implants to change the shape of the face and the filing and shaping of the teeth to make them look more like a tiger’s.

Tl;dr? This is man…Who wants to be a cat.

Amanda Lepore

The first four letters of her name might give the game away, as Amanda was originally born a man. Famous for fashion, partying and modeling, as well as having undergone extensive surgery to change genders.

Michaela Romanini

Famous for…I’m not sure exactly what. But don’t you agree that Italian socialite Michaela has a face that isn’t going to be forgotten any time soon?