“Really?” she said, “Go on then…try.” After about thirty seconds of fondling she lost patience and demanded “Come on, what day was I born?” “Yesterday.” I replied. View Reddit by EmeldaMSantos – View Source Please follow and like us:

“It lives on a farm and gives milk” “A cow?” “That’s correct too, but I meant a goat. What lives on a farm, has feathers and lays eggs?” “A chicken” “That’s correct too but I meant a duck.” Little Jack, getting annoyed, asks the teacher: “What goes into your mouth hard, and comes out soft