Google is NOT Calling Your Business

At a recent networking meeting, everyone in the room was challenged to “borrow” a big, well-known slogan and apply it to their own business. The one that came to mind for Internet marketing was Smith Barney’s famous line, “They make money the old fashioned way, they earn it.” While the slogan hasn’t been heard since the Smith Barney name was retired by Morgan Stanley in 2012, it fits in the sometimes wild-wild West of Internet marketing. There’s a lot of so-called SEO and Internet marketing companies out there trying to make a quick buck off of small business owners, without really doing anything to earn it.

One of the more frequent questions we get from current clients or friends is about phone calls they receive regarding their online listings. There are multiple variations of these calls, but the bottom line is that Google is NOT calling your business to help you update your Google My Business listing, warning you about changes that could result in your listing being dropped, or offering to sell you a specific slot on a search results page.

We hate these calls as much as you do, because these dishonest “companies” that are involved in this continue to make it hard for legitimate companies to sell our Internet-related services to clients.

Misleading Calls

The most recent version of these calls started popping up on our radar in 2018, but only because that is when they first started calling us. The call is from an actual person, although they usually click into the call after you are already about to hang up due to whatever delay is caused by their calling software. They have identified themselves as map support or even Google map support. One of these callers asked if we were open on Saturday because that is what they found from a Google search. Except that our listing clearly shows that we are closed weekends. If you say you want to fix the problem, they transfer you to the “map support specialist.”

Various callers identifying themselves as “map support” have given us different answers. One said they were a franchise of Google’s in Irvine, California. Others will admit they do not actually work for Google if asked. When asked about their company website, we’ve been told everything from Google.com to being provided with non-existent urls.

Robot Calls

These are pretty pesky, as you can receive several of these each week. The most common one we receive here, or are asked about, is the recorded voice asking you to “Press 1 to update your Google listing now.” There have been some variations on this message over time, including dire warnings about how your business listing might be dropped from the web, etc. The newest one is a recording that says you have been “flagged for a verification” trying to fool you into thinking you need to press 1 to verify your listing. Whatever you do, don’t press 1.

Claiming to Have Open Slots on Google

Then there are the calls telling you that your business has been selected because there is an open slot on the first page of Google waiting for you. Occasionally, these too are robot calls, but more commonly there is actually a deceptive person on the other end of the line. They’ll suggest you can have a front-page slot for your local area and that this opportunity is limited. Hang Up.

Free Websites, Charges for Map, My Business or Search Listings

Another variation that is out there, but less frequently used is the call asking you to claim your free business website, or trying to charge you for creating a my business listing or getting your website listed in Google. Google doesn’t charge for business listings, map listings or indexing your website. Google does have some free website services available, but they won’t call you about it.

Legitimate companies like ours will help you claim and manage your Google business listings, but we won’t be sneaky about what we are doing or why.

Tactics Often Taken by These Callers

Some colleagues have made a hobby out of talking to these callers and trying to figure out either what company they work for or what they are trying to charge for what are generally free services. Commonly reported tactics or one’s that we have experienced ourselves, include:

1. Outright lying and saying they work at Google.
2. Misleading statements that they work for Google.
3. Statements such as “Google Specialist” that make you think they work for Google.
4. Telling you that your listing will be deleted if you don’t pay.

Most of the callers are misleading, rather than outright lying. They’ll say they work “on behalf of” or “for” Google. Interpreted into plain English, both of these statements are really sneaky ways of saying that they are providing Google with something as part of what they are doing. Generally, this boils down to them “helping” Google keep their business listings updated.

Tips for Handling these Calls

It is pretty hard to block the calls, so the best solution is generally to make sure everyone at your business is aware that these are not calls you want to take.

Footnote- Google Might Call You

Oh, by the way. There is a really small chance that someone at Google or a partner agency really might call you. They did have a legitimately hired telemarketing company calling about AdWords Express a few years ago and they’ve also been known to do some spot checks of Business listings.

If you call or request a call back through a customer service form, then they will also likely call you and it may come from an unusual number.