Posted by Rob, Monday, January 18, 2010 9:21 AM

I have that special privilege of making racist jokes because I ain't no craka, however, the society rule generally is that you must stick to being racist only against your own race. Today is a special day that doesn't involve my race, so I have to step softly. If you were lucky enough to be born with high concentrations of the pigment melanin in your skin, you skate for free today. Happy MLK day.