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Monday, January 31

WARNING!!

One in three U.S. high school students say the press ought to be more restricted, and even more say the government should approve newspaper stories before readers see them, according to a survey being released today. The survey of 112,003 students finds that 36% believe newspapers should get "government approval" of stories before publishing; 51% say they should be able to publish freely; 13% have no opinion. Asked whether the press enjoys "too much freedom," not enough or about the right amount, 32% say "too much," and 37% say it has the right amount. Ten percent say it has too little.

I read this article today and my fuckin mouth dropped clear down to my nut-sac. What the fuck is wrong with kids today, have they all gone stupid or what? I’m gonna be blunt about this, for every kid in high school not knowing or understanding freedom of the press or what the First Amendment allows, there’s a teacher or parent that needs their fuckin teeth kicked in cause the job’s not getting done.

Call it what you want, history, civics or English, but whatever the classes are, the stinkin assed kids aren't learning about the First Amendment and that’s a goddamned shame. You may not like what the Press or News or the crazy old muthafucker that smells like piss who lives down the street has to say about the government or it’s actions, but it’s an American right and its called the fuckin FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION--SPEECH AND PRESS.

''The people shall not be deprived or abridged of their right to speak, to write, or to publish their sentiments; and the freedom of the press, as one of the great bulwarks of liberty, shall be inviolable.''

Without the goddamn First Amendment and freedom of speech how are we supposed to keep our government in check? The First Amendment is what allows me and others to say what the fuck we want, when we want, and fuckin how we want. The fuckin First Amendment is what makes America what it is. I’d love to see one of these cum gurgling kids go live for a year in a country that doesn’t allow the First Amendment.

There’d be no fuckin Playstation, or hanging out at the muthafuckin mall, they wouldn’t have any or much of a choice in their lives. The shit that we as Americans take for granted, would just be a forgone issue in their backwater, no shit having, jackboot on the neck, subjugated miserable wretched lives. People are dying every goddamned day of the fuckin week over First Amendment rights and these fuckin kids that seem so cocksuckin clueless need to pick up a book and fuckin recognize.

Amendment I - Freedom of Religion, Press, Expression.
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

If these kids are the future of America, then I better start saving up so I can move my nonconforming fat ass to outer space and shit.

I hear what you're saying, but I have a feeling why kids think this way. Look at all the scandals that have happened in msm in the last few years. I believe a lot of children think that most "news" is biased bullshit and hurts society. If you can write any bullshit lies you want, or even biased news stories, people will get hurt. Kids are far more conservative then when we were young, they have entirely different views now. I'm sure if we saw the bottom line, we'd find kids aren't against freedom of the press, they're against biased freedom of the press. For example, kids see CNN, CBS, NBC, ABC, NYT, LAT, Wash Post, NPR, they know it's all biased and they hate it.

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