Summary

"I should be thanking you! Thank you so much for offering this place up to me even though you barely know me,” Taehyung says. Jimin doesn’t think now is the time to tell him he didn’t exactly have much say in it. “You must be a really kind person Jimin.”

Summary

Is there a better way to spend your summer than abandoning your life with two strangers, a stolen car, a duffel bag of cash? Even with the clock ticking down on their days and getting their very own place as the nation's most wanted. It's not so bad if you ask Jimin.

Summary

Yoongi doesn’t know what he was expecting, exactly, when Taehyung called the day before asking about the pool in his mini-greenhouse, but it certainly wasn’t this.

This being opening his door to find Taehyung and Jungkook on his porch, the former with his fist raised mid-knock even though the doorbell is right fucking there, the latter standing a few steps behind him and smiling rather sheepishly while bridal-carrying a mermaid.

A goddamn mermaid.

It is too early for this, Yoongi decides.

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[or: in which taehyung and jungkook are concerned friends, jimin dreams of being able to walk and travel on land, and yoongi is a genius witch who can help.]