Crub, fents, and brushes this morning

A woman pulled into my lane of traffic as I was quickly proceeding toward her (speed limit was 55, I was going around that rate). She saw me, froze up, and I decided I didn't want to slam into her so I swerved behind her thinking she would've scooted forward. I jumped a curb, took out the stop sign, and nailed the concrete piling of the fence, not to mention ripped out many bushes.

The cops (two of them) both said I saved her life by not t-boning her at 55mph. Her car was untouched because of my quick reaction and my car is now kaput. She received two citations.

Good thing you didn't treat her like a hedgehog as so many other CLers would have. Any loud knocking now? Go soak in a hot tub for while, it will help with the soreness tomorrow. Any uninvolved witnesses?

Mercedes typically makes awful manual transmissions and fantastic auto transmissions. Choosing the stick would be like saying, "Y'know, that Natalie Portman is pretty hot, but if she grew some hair on her legs and had a dong, she'd be just right."

Good thing you didn't treat her like a hedgehog as so many other CLers would have. Any loud knocking now? Go soak in a hot tub for while, it will help with the soreness tomorrow. Any uninvolved witnesses?

No witnesses, but a guy in the neighborhood this was at the entrance of walked down after hearing the loud crunch.

Mercedes typically makes awful manual transmissions and fantastic auto transmissions. Choosing the stick would be like saying, "Y'know, that Natalie Portman is pretty hot, but if she grew some hair on her legs and had a dong, she'd be just right."

A woman pulled into my lane of traffic as I was quickly proceeding toward her (speed limit was 55, I was going around that rate). She saw me, froze up, and I decided I didn't want to slam into her so I swerved behind her thinking she would've scooted forward. I jumped a curb, took out the stop sign, and nailed the concrete piling of the fence, not to mention ripped out many bushes.

The cops (two of them) both said I saved her life by not t-boning her at 55mph. Her car was untouched because of my quick reaction and my car is now kaput. She received two citations.

the main question you should all be asking is did you spank that little ricer hatchback!? glad you're ok!