Cowboy.......

cowboy is at the bar drinking. A woman comes up to him and starts talking. She sees his hat and asks, "Are you a real cowboy?"He said, "Didn't you notice the shit on my boots?"She looks down and notices how big his boots are.She says, "Is it true what they say about a man's boot size and other parts".He said, "Why don't you go back to the hotel with me and find out?"She paid the bar tab and out the door they went. They went at it all night long.

The next morning the woman got up, got dressed. Before leaving she gave the cowboy a $100 bill. He said glowingl , "Maam, I don't normally get paid for my services. You know it was just as much fun for me."

She said, "I am not paying you. I want you to take that money and go by some damned boots that aren't 10 sizes too big."