Okay, so the first one proves that she’s incredibly thick – but the second?? How the hell in any possibly way did she come to that conclusion?! Can anyone explain her progression of thoughts? (Or is anyone brave enough to try to get into her head?)

The only explanation can be that she thought Titanic was a reality show/documentary and has (with her brilliant deductive genius) figured out that it must be “fake”.

She is then told about it being a remake, which she now mistakenly thinks means that it is not a “real” documentary at all, but some stupid re-enactment, which is why she is disappointed by the fact that the people “arnt alive” (as in, actual people drowning).

I need to go to hospital now as I had to repeatedly pound my head into the wall to make myself stupid enough to get this translation.