Sign me up - like steelcity I have a full time job and little kids so I play when I can fit it in. I don't platoon much and don't want to mess with teamspeak, so I wouldn't fit in a serious clan. I like to win, but play for fun not stats. I'd be loyal to the clan on my terms.

Thank you, kind internet stranger for this TAG™. With this new TAG™, my friends will finally think that I'm cool. Also, with this new TAG™, I can show my teammates how good of a camper I am. I Again, thank you for this new TAG™.

To potential TAG™ users:

GET THE TAG™ NOW, BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!

"The person who said that the pen was mightier than the sword has obviously never encountered automatic weapons."

'You're an f'in ugly tank! I wanna HEAT you to death, then play with your wreck.'

I know this all a bit of a joke, but i would actually like to platoon with my clan mates. I'm not sure how well it works without Team speak, but I'd like to give it a try. I'm slowly improving, but im still on the bottom stats- wise in the clan so I've got nowhere to go but up.

"Traditionally, Spuds love to fight. All real Spuds love the sting of battle."

I am the official beer wench of the Spuds. I may not be a unicum, but I keep the suds flowing.

Let's see, a clan with relatively no commitment, an indifference to technology and a sense of humor. Sounds right for me. Plus the Karmic Synergy of being mostly Irish and having just returned from a camping vacation. I have to ask if I can join. Never thought I would pull that trigger.

1. Have a full time job? Check! Sell booze for a living
2. Kids? Check...too many to allow me to much beside shoot tanks and drink my samples
3. Play for fun? Well yeah
4. [edited]baggery? Lol I deal with that on a daily basis. Don't need it in a game I play for fun.

Yeah I want in on this. I can't imagine joining any other clan now that there's one with full ironic nomenclature, you know? It's almost the anti-clan.

I have a part-time job that has me working 2nd shift hours. I can play weekday mornings and LATE at night.

I only play slow, heavy tanks because I have WiFi ping issues and old phones. Slow tanks work well with slow phones/ slow brains.

52% WR that has been heavily padded in lower tiers. Damage ratio of .98. I have 10 Mastery Badges, which cover all the tanks I play seriously.

I can often, but not always, spell Caernarvon correctly.

I love this game and (usually) love this community.

I was able to resist being a D-bag even last night, when a noob who had played EIGHT GAMES EVER stole my 7th kill by doing 22dmg to the last red tank. I looked him up. Opened the chat window. Prepared choice remarks. But went back to tanking. I deserve something for that*. Maybe a [SPUD] tag?

*A real sign of class is when someone points out how classy he is in order to get something he wants, right? Who's with me on this?

1. Have a full time job? Check! Sell booze for a living
2. Kids? Check...too many to allow me to much beside shoot tanks and drink my samples
3. Play for fun? Well yeah
4. [edited]baggery? Lol I deal with that on a daily basis. Don't need it in a game I play for fun.

Yay, I'm in. Now all must fear me...or not. I guess it is up to your individual preference. It would be kinda awesome if you feared me though. No pressure. Wait a second. "Yay." That is not very fearsome at all. I should probably delete that. But, I am on my phone and it is all the way over there. Trying to get my cursor over there now with these thumbs would be a fine example of Russian accuracy. Forget it. Anyway, thanks for letting me in. Time for bed. All the rest of you, don't forget to fear me if you get the chance.

I know this all a bit of a joke, but i would actually like to platoon with my clan mates. I'm not sure how well it works without Team speak, but I'd like to give it a try. I'm slowly improving, but im still on the bottom stats- wise in the clan so I've got nowhere to go but up.

actually not a joke...stealth created this for players that wish to take advantage of the 'clan' culture - which includes learning from others - and whatever other advantages it may bring to the game, without worrying about stats or status. I was happy to join because I, too, am a parent with little time to spare, and was worried that the competitiveness of the clan aspect would eventually squeeze out the fun for me. So I'm looking forward to losing my platoonity w/ fellow clanmates to learn & share as time permits. [group hug]