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Posted on Posted by versegm

Anonymous asked: Team RWBY as the Elite Four??

from a complete outsider point of vue bc why not

You’ve made it.

You can’t believe you’ve made it.

Okay, sure, there is still the Champion behind the door, the last step before the end, but you believe you can take a minute to heal your pokemons first. The Elite Four didn’t go easy on you, after all.

First was Ruby, the most famous of the group, since trainers rarely went past her and met the others anyway. Her speciality was fire, so you thought a single heavily trained water type would be enough to take care of her.

Oh boy you were so wrong.

You knew the Elite Four is composed of the strongest trainers in the region. You did. And yet, you thought type advantage would be enough.

Unfortunately, this kind of tactics only works if you can actually lend a hit. And this damned redhead’s pokemons were fast. Too fast.

Half of your team went down by the time you’d beat her. Luckily, you’d bought revives, but still..

Second was Weiss. The Ice Queen, as people know her.

An Ice Queen who doesn’t actually specialize in ice pokemon.

Sure, her strongest pokemon was one, there was no denying that. But there was also a fire type. And a lighting type. And a normal type who kept using Haste.

God bless revives.

Third was Blake. The Black Cat. The Dark Side.

For once, this one was just like you expected: dark type pokemons, sneaky attacks, trickery, the whole cocktail.

Just like you expected. Except twice stronger.

Fourth was Yang. The Burning Blonde. The one there was literally no info about when it came to battling techniques or even simply used pokemons.

You’ve learnt, after a lot of digging, that she used a charizard. With her nickname, you’ve thought she’d use fire types like her sister.

After facing Weiss, you were more wary, thought.

You’re glad you were.

Those were not fire types.

Those were dragons.

When she sent her first pokemon, you thought this was going to suck. You were right. You were so right.

And then she sent her last pokemon.

A pokemon with a very low attack, but an indecent defense.

A pokemon using bide.

You had one pokemon left at the end. One.

You are very scared about who lays behind the Champion’s doors.

But hey. Sometimes, people have to girl up and just go, right? So that’s what you’re going to do. You take a big breath, check a last time your pokemons, and go.

You’re welcomed by a bright smile.

“Hello! My name is Penny. It’s a pleasure to meet you!”