If there’s anything that sums up this World Cup bid as a bedtime story for Western civilization, it’s putting Donald Trump as the face of a bid where Mexico claims the entire Route 66 swath of the United States as “home.” The New World Order Cup. The Jade Helm World Cup. I wonder how much tickets will cost in ameros. Trump is going to build a wall, and De Maria is going to put a free kick curling over it.

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