If you’d like to see some funny white elephant gift ideas…You’ve come to the right place.

To the top left you’ll see various pages which display crazy funny gag gifts for musicians, sports fans, gifts for the kitchen and more…

Here’s a brief look at what you might find on my sports page…You might like this Sphincter Golf Game Set. Party Game, White Elephant Gift, Awkward Family Gatherings, Holiday Parties, Gag Gift. Absurd Yet Highly Amusing.

Here’s how to play sphincter golf…

You won’t believe what other gag gifts you might find on the sports page…Hilarious! Also check out my new San Francisco 49ers page!

Or perhaps you’d just like to know what are the rules for a white elephant gift exchange…

This article contains white elephant gift ideas, stories, rules for gift exchange parties and all about white elephants in general.

Below are some hilarious white elephant gift ideas, but here’s how a yankee swap works. A group of six or more people bring a wrapped gift to a holiday gathering. Each player either opens a gift, or “steals” one that was already unwrapped by a previous player. This goes on until everyone has a gift. The host sets a limit for how many times a gift can be stolen. The limit is usually once or twice, depending on the number of players.

It’s up to the players whether to bring gifts with money hidden in them or gifts that are desirable. Stealing the gift is the funnest part, especially if you’re the last one to do so. Gifts that would be stolen right away might include a nice bottle of wine, a Bloody Mary kit, a gift card etc. For a low budget version of gift exchange party, some prefer to bring the most tacky, hilarious gift.

like this Star Wars Kitchen Oven Timer featured in our Gag gifts for the Kitchen page…

Or perhaps this cool drunken unicorn…

Perhaps this off-putting and profane youtube video will give you an idea of what are the rules to white elephant gift exchange party, and some more white elephant gift ideas.

Check out our Top 20 Gag Gifts for Valentines Day Lovers page







Be sure to check out our top 21 best gag gifts for musicians.

Gag gifts for under $10 or cheap white elephant gift ideas.

And of course White elephant gift exchange games, board games, card games for adults &/or kids. Note; these Cards Against Humanity are NOT FOR KIDS!!!

Below are the top 25 white elephant gifts ideas of randomness…for those who like to get smashed.

EZ Drinker Beer & Soda Can Holster Belt, Holds 6 Beverages

The Bierstick Beer Bong Syringe is a must!

More examples of funny white elephant gift ideas.

Let’s start with these Cards Against Humanity, a best seller for sure!

WARNING, DO NOT BRING THIS TO YOUR GRANDMOTHER’S CHRISTMAS PARTY!!!





Below is perhaps the most tasteless gift on this site…

I present to you, the Hooter Hoister Power Lift Bra Birthday or Over the Hill Gift, also makes an ideal white elephant gift.





These ones are sure to get stolen…

Hamilton Beach 25475A Breakfast Sandwich Maker

Star Wars: The Force Awakens (Plus Bonus Features)

How about these cool new handerpants! Get them while they last because you know everybody wants a pair!





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White Elephant Gift Exchange: Rules, Themes, and Ideas for Hosting the Perfect Holiday Gift Swap

by Roberta Jeeves

Whether you are planning a White Elephant Gift Exchange or simply attending one, this guide will tell you all you need to know about this strange yet hilarious Christmas tradition. If “White Elephant” doesn’t sound familiar to you, maybe you know it by another name such as Yankee Swap, Dirty Santa, or Chinese Auction. The holiday gift swap goes by a lot of different names, and there are various sets of rules. This book will help you sort it all out, or the book itself might even make a good white elephant gift for your party.

The idea behind a white elephant gift exchange party is to entertain rather than to gain. The best white elephant gift ideas usually are an odd gift or a funny gift that’s hardly useful. Usually a tacky gift that most people wouldn’t normally go out of their way to buy for themselves. Perhaps an old cigarette scented, hot air balloon puzzle, a sun faded lawn gnome is a must, or a toilet plunger that resembles a giraffe, etc. Junk you might find in a crappy thrift store is sometimes funny, or a garage sale, but funny and not that useful are key characteristics.

What is a white elephant gift? Where does “white elephant” get it’s name?

A “white elephant” is something that’s expensive to maintain and relatively useless, along with very hard to get rid of. Check out “Hills Like White Elephants” by Ernest Hemingway (which is concluded to be about an abortion).

The name “white elephant” eludes to an unreasonable, even burdensome gift which you cannot dispose of easily. Supposedly, the King of Siam gifted rare albino elephants to stewards who had angered him, that they might become impoverished by the animal’s cost of maintenance.

An even more likely origin from which this ambiguous term may have emerged could be Ernest Hemingway’s book titled “Hills Like White Elephants”. The book refers to gifts that are “unwanted”, “costly to have” or “burdensome to look at”.

Depending on where you’re from, you, your friends and family might celebrate Christmas by having a white elephant gift exchange party just a few days or weeks before Christmas, while others may call it a Yankee Swap, Yankee Trade, Chinese Auction, Chinese Christmas, Secret Santa, Dirty Santa, and there are several other variations.

More white elephant fun facts…rather, a white elephant gift story…

No one had White elephant gifts ideas quite like Gary Dahl, the man who sold 1.5 million worth of “pet rocks”.

This man earned $15 million dollars in 1975 by simply packaging a sense of humor. Inside were rocks in a box with straw, and a booklet entitled, “The Care and Training of Your Pet Rock”. He took these pieces of mother nature and transformed them into the most popular gag gifts of their time.

Dahl authored this book, “Advertising for Dummies”, he then died March 23rd in Jacksonville, Oregon and he was survived by his wife, sister and four children.