You trust meteorologists less than politicians

You're still bitter about the whole Wild West World thing

You brake, then signal

You know exactly where the nearest QuikTrip is at any given moment

You've used a highway on-ramp for sledding

You pronounce it Ar-Kansas not Arkan-Saw

Toy Boy and Major Astro helped shape you as a person



You've accepted the fact that Kellogg will never be complete... ever

A tornado siren means it's time to eat lunch

Paying for parking is unthinkable

You don't bother packing away your summer or winter clothes because you may need both in the same day

You pronounce it Green-wich, not Gren’ich

You don’t know what it means to “signal” when merging

You can't be bothered to drive 10 minutes across town because it's too far away

You still have nightmares about the Joyland clown