"It was a cold night in the City That Never Sleeps but a lady must keep to her promises and, when you're a private eye, your promises mean cold nights in dark alleyways, watching windows and waiting for the sign of betrayal! My name? My name is Rarity Belle, better known as 'Shadow Spade', private investigator extrodinare! That's my name and marketing, darling. What the ruffians on the streets call me is something else altogether!"



-- Suggested opening teaser dialogue for MLP: FiM spin-off "The Adventures of Shadow Spade"

