"Oh no! I forgot about your birthday, did I?"

-*grunt*

"I'm soooooo sorry. Tomorrow, I'll make you a big cake for...."

-*grunt*

"Huh?"

-*grunt*

"What do you mean you want cupcakes?"

-*grunt*

"Made of WHAT?!"

-*grunt*

"Uh... I-I don't think I can make you of....."

-*GRUNT*

"Ahhh! I can't do that! That... that would be...."

-*GRUNT*

"I.... I promised you did I...?"

-*grunt*

"*sigh* Fine. I promise to be there tomorrow night with your cupcakes."



The next morning, at the castle.

Twilight: *yawn*

"TWILIGHT!"

T: GAH! Pinkie! What are you doing in my room?

"No time! I... I have a very important request and I know you only can do."

T: Huh? What is it?

"Uh.... Is Spike here?"

T: Not until....

Spike: Good morning Twili- Pinkie? What are you...

"Uh, hi Spike. Could you leave us a moment?"

S: Uh, sure.

T: What's so important and secretive to..

"...... *deep breath* Can you make fake pony meat?"

T: WHAT?!

"Answer me!"

T: What in the name of Celestia would you ask for something this.... gruesome?

"Can you or not?"

T: May I ask you why?

"It's important!"

T: Not until you tell me the real reason behind this!

"Awww... So, it's no?"

T: Pinkie! Answer me! Why would you want... pony meat?

"I said FAKE pony meat. And it's... for a promise I made to somepony."

T: Please tell me it's not for a pony...

"Can you help me or not?"

T: *sigh* Fine. But....

"Thank you do much Twilight! You just removed a very heavy weight on my shoulders."

T: Seriously, who is that for?

"Uh... The dark entity under my bed. It was its birthday yesterday and it asked me for cupcakes made of pony meat."

T:...... L-let me get this clear.... You have a dark entity under your bed and instead of asking my help to get rid of it you will celebrate its birthday?

"Yep"

T: ....

"I promised it. T-then maybe I'll ask you to get rid of it afterward."

T: *groan* Let me get breakfast first...



