A ban on people dying in the Houses of Parliament has been named the most absurd legislation in Britain. The ten most ridiculous British and international laws In a public vote, the second strangest law was one making it an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the monarch's head upside down on an envelope. A bizarre Liverpudlian bye-law that apparently banned women from going topless in public unless they worked in a tropical fish store came third.
However, the city has denied such a rule existed, saying it was an urban myth.
A spokesman for Liverpool City Council said: "It's something that has been heard of before and does crop up from time to time, but it is absurd.
"It is a myth and totally made up. It has no basis in fact." But others are real - the reason people are banned from dying in parliament is that it is a Royal palace. Nigel Cawthorne, author of The Strange Laws of Old England, said: "Anyone who dies there is technically entitled to a state funeral. "If they see you looking a bit sick they carry you out quickly." advertisement He added: "You can see the sense in the 1279 law banning people from wearing armour to Parliament. It is not supposed to be a violent place." At number seven on the list is a law, the Royal Prerogative 1324, that decrees that any whale or sturgeon found on the British coast belongs to the monarch. The law is very much still in place, as fisherman Robert Davies found out in 2004 when he was investigated by police in Plymouth. He had faxed the Royal Household to tell them he had caught a sturgeon, and was told to keep it, but did not realise it was still illegal to try and sell it. Eventually no charges were brought. Other laws on the list include Oliver Cromwell's decree from around 1644 to combat gluttony by banning people from eating mince pies on Christmas Day and the revelation that, according to an old London bye-law, a pregnant woman can relieve herself anywhere she wants - including in a policeman's helmet. Not everyone is happy about that. There is currently a petition on the Downing Street website calling on Gordon Brown to take that right away from pregnant women, calling it "an insult to male police officers". The survey, carried out by television channel UKTV Gold, also asked people to comment on some of the more absurd international laws. Top of that list was a local bye-law from Ohio in the US, that banned residents from getting a fish drunk.
The results of a survey by the UK TV station UKTV Gold has revealed the 10 most stupid laws, as determined by the 4,000 participants.  It is unclear as to how many of the laws are true, or still in effect but at least one has been determined as being a myth.  The ten laws are listed below.

#It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament. 27%
#It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British monarch upside-down. 7%
#In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless except as a clerk in a tropical fish store. 6%
#Mince pies cannot be eaten on Christmas Day. 5%
#In Scotland, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your toilet, you must let them enter. 4%
#A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet. 4%
#The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the king, and the tail of the queen. 3.5%
#It is illegal to avoid telling the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing. 3%
#It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament in a suit of armour. 3%
#In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow. 2%

At least some of the items on the list have been confirmed as urban legends. A spokesman for Liverpool City Council commenting on the third item stated "It's something that has been heard of before and does crop up from time to time, but it is absurd... It is a myth and totally made up. It has no basis in fact".