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/b/ tries the No Cussing Challenge
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Scientologist. No, rly. Sheriff Lee Baca gives young McKay a surprise . (Note: According to the smartasses at Wikipedia, Lee Baca is a fucking
The Nigger-shitting Cockmasters Club is a dangerous rap gang formed by this motherfucker: McKay Hatch (MOAR LIEK "McGay Latch" amirite?), a 14-year old nigger hater from California, with a first name that is usually used as a middle and a last that can be related to a fuckin' fanny. What's worse, he's also against slang, so he uses fucking politically correct phrases only such as excretion instead of shitting all over the town.
According to his own piece of shit biography, he was the fag that started the clusterfuck of faggotry called the No Cussing Club at his faggot-fueled middle school, in the hazardous nigger-infested ghetto of California.
This shithole place was called South Pasadena, after what the window-licking 'tards perceived as a shitload of people talking about shit that FUCKING PISSED THEM OFF, AKA cussing. This shit-talking has existed years before he was pushed out of his whore-mother's pungent-odored cunt, yet he felt it needed to come to a stop.
When the itty-bitty asstard realized many of his faggotry-infested fellow students were addicted to swearing, he took it upon his self to start his piece of shit club to reform these criminalized pansy-ass youths from running amok. If he notices a group of stupid cunts swearing about shit, the gang of twats will steal their goddamn basketball and proceed to rap pure bullshit about how if you wanna hang with us you gotta watch that filthy piehole of yours. The asstard and his fucking asstarded friends were then taken into the showers, got their anal rings greased, then fucked until they were crying for their mommies. What a fucking illiterate wannabe nigger.
Holy fucking shitcocks they made cussing illegal in their town. Who the shit lets kids dictate the fucking law?
***Note that they are violating the first amendment of the United States Constitution, as of December 15, 1791. But that document is old and therefore totally inaccurate! :)*** ***HOLY SHIT ITS ALL A SCAM TO MAKE MONEY*** "Mckays fee is 800.00 plus travel expense let us know, Brent Hatch, mckays father could also speak to the parents he wrote the book raising a g rated family in an x rated world...""Cary the postcards are done can you check into the company that has labels and find the best price 4000 schools and 1000 churchs thanks this is going to be great I will talk to cecily when she gets back and make sure she is on track for the book to be finished mid sept talk to you soon 2.5 million dollars is our goal thanks..." excerpt from Brent Hatch's email
Welcome to the Machine
On the 26th of October, 2007, the notorious cockgoblins of Ebaumsworld, discovered the ass-wank shit-for-brains of The No Cussing Club and fired up the ass-raping INTERNET HAET MACHINE.
McKay was the son of a bitch that started the motherfucking club, then the fatherfucking website and because he is such an asshole, all of the fucking Lusernames and all of the cocksucking passwords are all the same goddamn thing, like the stupid fucker he is.
Username:member
Password:welcome
Please troll this COCK SUCKER until his candy ass bleeds!!!
His e-mail is used to spread faggotry, therefore we must /i/nvestigate this niggershitting atrocity against humanity. brhatch@earthlink.net (which happens to be his father's email). Troll for fucking great justice bitches.
His dad, Brent Hatch, also seems to have a site - http://www.brenthatch.com/, which advertises some shit nobody cares about.
Stupid Shit
Note that he's just a chubby fat-ass who thinks the word "pee-pee" is funny.
Drew Pickles's Reaction
Drew Pickles himself is against this club, which isn't really all that surprising.
The Pledge
"I won't cuss, swear, use bad language, or tell dirty jokes. Clean language is the sign of intelligence and always demands respect. I will use my language to uplift, encourage and motivate. I will Leave People Better Than I Found Them!" HAHAHAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS!!!!
Their motto is as follows: DON'T FUCKING CUSS, 'CUZ THAT SHIT AIN'T COOL.
The Original
Their No Cussing Club flyer straight out of the 90s. Totally tubular.
FUCK CUSSING. But here are pictures of our loli members for all the pedos on the interwebs to fap to. A dictionary definition of hypocrisy.
Freeze Muthafucka! I'm a member of NCC!
Click to view the original ass-raping video.
At 1:15 a little bitch shows up and throws a motherfucking rock and hits the fucking slutbag whores in the back of the group. Way to go, bitch!
Also notice at 1:22 that Faggot gets that fucking-bad-ass IN YOUR FACE ATTITUDE FUCK YEAH MCKAY YOU RACIST BALL GOBBLING FUCKFACE
A Common God Damned Mother Fucking Response
Here's the old man, he tries to cover his pedo behavior with Jesus.
"People who hate kids don't have the love of Jesus Christ in them" (AT 6:10 in the movie)
If you don't love the NCC you're trying to sell coffee cups. Yeah. You betcha. You dickless 90-year-old communist ballguzzler. HE purposely made this video for the NCC knowing the word (CUNT) was on his hat... pedophile
Another video that sucks sweet sugary balls. Possibly the same video, it looks the same. BUT WHO FUCKING CARES LOLOL
The Video Response that Took Down the NCC Re Upped
During the ass-rape of the NCC it was discovered that the Faggots fucked up, and that their videos would automatically approve any video responses. This fucking idiocy of course led to many lulz as the Free Speech video was soon a response to every fucking video in their shit-fest arsenal. Unfortunately as a result these faggots no longer allow responses of any sort and have even gone so far as to strip away video embedding completely. The video a while up their shitty page is from another user, so the NCC is still being fucked by big black cocks the size of baseball bats UP THE ASS
Partyvan'd
/i/, being quite done with drama, has started pissing gasoline onto the Internet Hate Machine. A recent alliance with the g00ns, who are more familiar with outright hacking as opposed to vamping, let Anonymous on #insurgency and 711chan /i/ compromise the domain. When the NCC vice president told Anon to BACK THE FUCK UP, /i/ immediately switched to OH-SHIT-OH-SHIT mode and proceeded to DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING and kill it with fire.
This was pretty easy though as the NCC site looks like it was birthed bleeding from the festering cunt of a 90's crack-whore. It suffers from major cancer because of its neon colors right next to white. What fucking disgusting webdesign. Today, it looks like it crawled out from the lowest depths of the musky jungle of wiggling the plump pink clit of the Intarwebs as it squeezed creamy white sour gel from the vagina of /b/ and /i/.
The Great Raid of 1/1/09
"McKay, a 15-year-old high school student from South Pasadena, Calif., has found himself the victim of a massive online attack, with people sending offensive e-mails and trying to crash the group's Web site. Strangers ordered pizzas sent anonymously to the family home in the middle of the night. The Hatches found their mail box clogged with porn magazines." -ABC News
But then came messages such as this: "i am going to find you And mutilate you with a scalple" [sic]
Or this:
"Every time I see your stupid [expletive] braces on those stupid [expletive] teeth of yours on that stupid [expletive] face of yours I just want to kill you with my bear fists." [sic]
Another message said, "Now, please, pack up your [expletive], and leave. You all are nothing more than [expletive], and should be treated nothing more than such."
OF COURSE EPIC WIN ENSUED: "On the outside, he seems to be doing fine," Mr. Hatch told ABC News, "but last night he came home from soccer practice, and for the first time he started crying. We went out to grab a bite, just to get him out of the house."
http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/story?id=6665969&page=1
http://www.mercurynews.com/news/ci_11453777?
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/technology/720115/no-cussing-teen-faces-net-hate-campaign FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
No Cussing Club goes on tour
That's right, fags and fagettes! Now YOU can call up the NCC and ask them (pretty please) to come to your school or college campus and rescue your precious fucking virgin ears from the swearycunts.
DADS EMAIL HACKED
On the 21st of cocklicking January, '09 the creators of the no cussing club, McKay and Brent "cunt" Hatch got their email haxx0rd and via this astonishing development paswords were got and a certain website got its shit ruined. As a side note to this wonderfull event, it also became clear that the club was not all that it seemed.
Their material promotes the organization as the brainchild of their 14 year old son, when actually the material is written by his parents, who also manage his profitable career while using his speaking events to plug their own material. The ruination of No Cussing Club's site is greatly considered epic win, being the first lulzy thing Anon has done in a long fucking time.
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Wikinews has learned that the internet group known only as "Anonymous" has hacked the website of the No Cussing Club (NCC),  nocussing.com, for at least two days in a row. On day one, the group hacked into the website, replacing the content with links to images of alleged e-mail conversations. The e-mails appear to be from the founder's e-mail account, accusing organization members of forgery and using the site for their own personal financial gains. The website was also replaced with Anonymous's logo and a message. On January 22, they again attacked the website, by means of a Distributed Denial-of-service attack (DDoS), bringing it offline periodically throughout the day. Anonymous attacked the Scientology website in 2008 with a DDoS attack, taking it off-line for at least two days.

"It has come to our attention that the creators of the no cussing club, McKay and Brent Hatch have done so at great personal gain. Their material promotes the organization as the brainchild of their 14-year-old son, when actually the material is written by his parents, who also manage his profitable career while using his speaking events to plug their own material," said Anonymous on the hacked website. On Encyclopedia Dramatica, a satire Wiki, they claim further responsibility for the hack and exposition saying they managed to break into McKay and Brent Hatch's email accounts. "the accounts got haxx0rd and via this astonishing development passwords were got and a certain website got its shit ruined." 

According to the NCC's website, it has 20,000 members worldwide, was founded in 2007 by McKay Hatch, a 14-year-old boy, and aims at discouraging swearing in public places such as schools. In 2008, McKay even succeeded in making cussing illegal in his hometown of South Pasadena, California and has appeared on various talk shows such as that of Doctor Phil. However, according to e-mails leaked to Wikinews, allegedly written by the boy's father Brent, a motivational speaker also owning Dawson Publishing, the parents are allegedly using the site and their son's material for their own personal financial gain. Anonymous also claims that the parents have forged some of their son's writings and claim it to be his.

The e-mails allege that Brent along with his publishing company, the name which "nocussing.com" is also registered under, were trying to set up assemblies in the No Cussing Club's name at schools across the United States for US$1,500.00 per show and would then pocket the money, doing the same for postcards they created for churches and schools.

"McKay spoke last night to a group of 40 people, and at the end of his presentation, there wasn't a dry eye in the crowd. I know this is going to work because the message is so important. Thanks for all you do and I hope we can work together for a long time, and of course make money in the process," said Brent in an alleged e-mail conversation on November 25, 2008. Earlier in August 2008, Brent spoke about hoping to reach a "goal" of "2.5 million dollars" by selling thousands of postcards to "schools and churches".

On January 19, 2009, ABC News.com reported that McKay claimed Anonymous was sending him and his family hate e-mail and death threats, nearly 50,000 per day, "almost all of them filled with obscenities" and spam. On the NCC's website, McKay calls himself the "most cyberbullied kid on the planet" because of Anonymous's attacks.
NCC logo. 
"A lot of people were saying I was taking away their freedom of speech," said McKay to ABC News on January 16. "All I was trying to do was raise awareness." He says he formed the club because his schoolmates were sick of hearing people swear in public. Wikinews contacted the NCC to confirm or deny the reports, but would only say that "the FBI is working on it the case" including "our attorney and we will press charges" against those who are responsible for the crimes.

Anonymous is known to prank and hack websites and e-mail accounts. In September 2008, the group hacked into BillOreilly.com, the official website of Fox News Channel commentator Bill O'Reilly, exposing personal information of the site's users in a document posted on the internet.

The NCC is located in South Pasadena. According to the California Penal Code §502 part C of the computer hacking laws, depending on the offense if caught, punishments could be a "fine not exceeding ten thousand dollars ($10,000), or by imprisonment in the state prison for 16 months, or two or three years, or by both that fine and imprisonment, or by a fine not exceeding five thousand dollars ($5,000), or by imprisonment in a county jail not exceeding one year, or by both that fine and imprisonment".

On October 20, 2008, Dmitriy Guzner, aged 18 from New Jersey, admitted to the charges related to carrying out the DDoS attack on Scientology's website. He was subsequently charged with computer hacking crimes and faces a maximum sentence of ten years imprisonment.