Write a satrical sentence about politicians
Politicians are highly respected individuals known for their unwavering integrity and commitment to always putting the needs of their constituents before their own.
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Write a satrical sentence about politicians

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Politicians are highly respected individuals known for their unwavering integrity and commitment to always putting the needs of their constituents before their own.