Create a funny storytelling tweet in less than 280 characters
Once upon a time, a chicken went on a date with a rooster. The rooster said, "You look egg-quisite." The chicken blushed and replied, "Thanks, but you're egg-saggerating." They laughed and clinked their wine glasses, then realized... they were in a KFC. #LoveTheOneYoureWith
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### Instruction:
Create a funny storytelling tweet in less than 280 characters

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Once upon a time, a chicken went on a date with a rooster. The rooster said, "You look egg-quisite." The chicken blushed and replied, "Thanks, but you're egg-saggerating." They laughed and clinked their wine glasses, then realized... they were in a KFC. #LoveTheOneYoureWith