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Home improvement He opened the door, walked into the sitting room and bumped his head on the chandelier for the umpteenth time. Enough was enough. Something had to be done about this low-hanging chandelier. Muttering angrily under his breath, he fetched his toolbox and removed the top three inches of his floor.
| 2 | 1 | 0 | 1,441,223,810 |
https://www.reddit.com/r/50WordStories/comments/3jedv5/home_improvement/
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50WordStories
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top_all
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The Voyage “During this voyage of a lifetime, always remember…” The priest’s nasally voice trailed off.
“Remember what?” said Captain Harkner.
“Just… remember,” said the priest. “In general. You’ll never complete your voyage if you can’t remember things! That’s why I'm staying safely here at home: mind like a sieve, that’s me!”
| 2 | 0.76 | 0 | 1,350,772,612 |
https://www.reddit.com/r/50WordStories/comments/11tfyl/the_voyage/
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11tfyl
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50WordStories
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0100110101101010
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top_all
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Saving Money "I have saved 70 pence today" David said to his wife, excited and breathing deeply as he arrived home. "I followed the bus back which saved 70 pence for us." "You stupid fool, you should have followed a taxi! Don't you realise that you could have saved two pounds instead?
| 1 | 0.67 | 0 | 1,352,035,737 |
https://www.reddit.com/r/50WordStories/comments/12lzu6/saving_money/
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12lzu6
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50WordStories
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0100110101101010
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top_all
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We're Rich! He called me at work. “The house is flooding!” he said, then laughed.
I rushed home, panicking. He was wading knee-deep through black sludge in the living room. “It’s crude oil!” he said. “It’s coming in through the bathtub! We’re rich!”
In retrospect, I shouldn't have lit that celebratory cigarette.
| 1 | 0.67 | 0 | 1,350,773,180 |
https://www.reddit.com/r/50WordStories/comments/11tgh2/were_rich/
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11tgh2
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top_all
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Little Black Ant A little black ant crawled across the bare skin of my leg and I regretted, in a minor sort of way, wearing shorts that day. I considered brushing it off but it just seemed unimportant.
Why crawl all the way over there this soon after being in a car crash?
| 1 | 0.67 | 0 | 1,350,767,842 |
https://www.reddit.com/r/50WordStories/comments/11tbqf/little_black_ant/
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11tbqf
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50WordStories
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0100110101101010
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top_all
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