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Most of it's my Dad's stuff, it's a real man cave our house. My dad has engines disassembled, and diffs in his bedroom (he can repair any car, he's a brilliant mechanic). This is exactly why you don't let your cats run wild, you dumb motherfucker. YOU killed that cat. I'm not saying that he did
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that. I won't stand for corporal punishment over animal cruelty though. People's lives are greater than animals - except possibly in the case of cetaceans and apes who are on the same level as niggers. I've said it before and I'll say it again, killing people for animal cruelty is a
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disproportionate and unmeasured response. Depends. Termites? yesThe neighbor's cat, fucking in your garden - nope. This is what merkel does to you people Your average person absolutely hates others who hurt animals, and there's a good reason for that.Animal cruelty or abuse strongly correlates with
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psychopathic tendencies. If a person can stab a kitten to death, they'll stab your child to death without issue, too.We naturally fear and revile people like this, and have had the common decency to kill them before they can cause harm to other people for tens of thousands of years.
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hysterical womenYou mean hamplanets?Anon...it's not "animal abuse" that's got them so anally annihilated. No one takes feminists and the fluffy world view seriously. Soon they will be saying just being born white is an act of racism. Ok, so you wouldn't take care of chicken hawks and rabbits?
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I'm not saying that he did that.Then why are you making the excuse? my usual stance is on their backs and hind end to inflict the most paint without causing permanent damage But my cat sent all the rats and mice around the house extinct within a few months. Catching and killing full grown rats.
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Killing feral cats that come on his turf, by biting into their spinal cord. I witnessed it after I heard a feral cat howling outside at 2 in the morning. I come out and see my cat, biting hard into a dying feral cat's neck, blood spraying all over my cat. This cat is much smarter and doesn't go to
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the neighbours, only on the fence border with me, to take a shit on his property, everytime we got for a walk/jog. See my cat was born in the wild, I rescued him as a kitten when he was 6 months from a private shelter. People who abuse animals should be bullied in public.
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Perhaps child abuse is acceptable in your eyes also as a form of control.What is in a child's benefit or abuse is totally considered the prerogative of the society at large. From my perspective it seems the measure is whether or not physical marks are left on the skin. You can mentally abuse a kid
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and leave no marks.Similarly, you can take a pet animal, and lock them up all day everyday, feed them foods that make them constipated, and thwart every other natural instinct, scream at them and "punish" them, etc., and as long as you leave no marks.Seriously, no bullshit. To keep those pets who
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"enhance their owners lives b/c makes them so fulfilled, etc.", we operate factories which confine, shred, and maim other animals. It finances industries that go out in the world, in the homes of other wild and free animals and captures, maims and terrorises them. We can live with the
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contradictions of our culture for only so long. Its pure poison, don't be fooled into believing in your own virtue or the virtue of these systems.It might be inconvenient to interrupt your pure ethical moment condemning this guy, when in fact all around you there are multitudes of equal and greater
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crimes. Who hurts usefull animals for fun is mental sick. Cats are awesome pest control. You did just fine by that cat.
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chicken hawks
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rabbitsMy chickens are protected by a huge meshwire-roof and I actually plan to maintain a stable rabbit population for food.Wild rabbits get scared of by the two cats. Same goes for mice.What is it with you American and rabbits? abuse?What's the point of that? That's just what choinamen do.No when
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you kill an animal you do it
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clean an fast
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only kill for eatings or fur
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or to just piss off libtardsnah it's very degenerate, I beat up a bunch of shits once for torturing a porcupine I adore my cat, I like to nuzzle my nose into his fur. He likes to kiss his nose against my nose as a greeting. And sit on my lap, and sleep next to me on my bed at night, sharing my body
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warmth. Don't underestimate rabbits.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbits_in_Australia Yet it is something niggers do for fun in America.But no, straight white males are the problem :)#BAN(((TOXICMASCULINITY))) I'm not ins Australia and we don't have a rabbit-problem around here. If you have a
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legitimate problem and there isn't a reasonable way to redirect problem animals, then you can dispatch these creatures *humanely*. There is never a need to inflict pain on an animal (viz. prolong its suffering) or roughly treat it.This is principle comes up in New Jersey regarding the bear hunt. I
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oppose it; I support instead legislation that gives explicit protections to homesteaders to use force if they are truly threatened or their livestock is threatened. This apparently is the woman mentioned in the article
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Don't underestimate rabbits.
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laugh at people dying because of their own idiocy
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laugh at people getting killed by other hu- "monkeys"
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cry like a bitch reading about a kitten being abused so much it had to be put out of its miseryfuck this shit worldand then there are people, who plug their ears and eyes, not knowing about ANYTHING that happens in the world and still have the ignorance to walk the streats and preach "god loves
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everyone he helped me once when i lost my car keys so he is real :)" The man that tortured that cat, needs to be beaten himself. Fucken scum. It's a very odd area because it feels to be entirely ruled by feels. No one would give a shit if someone beat the shit out of their pet fish, or lizard. But
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when the animal has fur, then everyone cares. What if I bought a rabbit from a pet store then killed it for food?...is that illegal? What if I euthanize my dog because I can't afford to have a vet do it, is that illegal? Aren't these animals basically considered your property? The legal precedents
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seem very flimsy. complete bullshit. Dolphins, cats and chimps kill for fun. It's degenerate as fuckEmpathy for animals is a white man trait. If you don't have empathy for animals I've got bad news for you... I don't know, our lord kek gave you triple 3s for your lament, so you're onto something.
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Go to a vet to get an animal euthanized. it's a cat, fuck catsthey were made to be abused If it isn't cat's or to a lesser extent dogs we don't give a fuckIt goes Cats
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dogs
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otters
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everything else You can kill your pet, ofcourse. But I believe in most countries you have to do it as painless and fast as possible.All my family dogs have been shot instead of taken to vet.
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edgy summerfag badassGrow some hair on your balls before you come here. Hey you fucking retard, keep your cats inside.Small cats are an invasive species to most areas and are one of the biggest threats to local song bird populations. Just because you love your cute furry companion doesn't mean it
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isn't cancer on the local ecosystem. You were made to be abused you fucking piece of shit. Your own child could be considered 'your property' but sustained attacked on any living creature is just plain wrong. I mean this is a 11 week old kitten that doesn't even have the capacity to escape and fend
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for itself. It is solely dependent on the much larger animals for all its current needs and all it is receiving is neglect and physical abuse. Its no surprise that the people responsible look like they have a joint IQ of 70. Seems to me dumber humans have this innate capacity for cruelty. Inb4
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people say "Muh Chinks" Do you think the people in those food markets literally torturing animals to death for food look like people with an IQ of 100+? My cat kills parrots and native birds, you mad you greeny faggot? He climbs 25 foot tall trees stalking birds and pounces on them up there, and
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brings them to me to kill and pluck for him. cats torture small animals all the timeI grew up and live on a farm, surrounded by other farms, some of which are Amish. Animals live brutish fucking lives, and cats are actually very cruel animals themselves. The thing about animal life is that it's,
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for the most part, very replaceable. Cats have 2-3 (sometimes more) litters of kittens every year and kill hundreds of millions of birds and other animals. Once again, I don't think animal cruelty is right, but I think that corporal punishment is a fucking ridiculous response that elevates animals
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to the level of people. It's deplorable and people who do it should be kept an eye on. But all these people saying "muh animals ded let's kill that guy " need to get a grip. Human life is always worth more than an animal's, as a principle. TL;DR fuck cats in the pussy damn I didn't even noticemaybe
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lord kek will finally cleanse the earth for greater good, one genetically engineered neko maid for everyone, at a time Yeah but if the first whack over the head doesn't do..that sucks. I've done a fair bit of animal killing in my day as part of research (mainly fish) and there are ethical
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guidelines for euthanization, but they are very vague. Beating the fish over the head with a club in order to sever the vertebrae from the skull is commonly practiced. I could just imagine people flipping out is this approach was used on mammals even though it;s deemed humane by ethical standards.
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Cats are for faggots PLEASE DELETEDrawn pictures of underage girls are illegal in Australia, a 23 year old went to jail for having lolicon, along with real CP (sicko).
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kills parrots and native birdsAnd you don't seem how that's harmful for the native ecosystem?You think I'm a greeny faggot when you allow feel towards your cuddly kitty to override scientific evidences?Cat lovers are the fucking worst.t. cat owner. Cats are beautiful creatures, so elegant in their
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body structure. If Medieval Europe wasn't paranoid about cats being superstitious, there never would have been a black plague caused by a flea-infested rat infestation. just put on your Anti-loli-trousers™ and you'll be fine, straya None of them are endangered birds. He caught and killed one of
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these, one time.
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giving a fuck about flying rats with wingsNigger get a grip birds need to either die or stop shitting on my car terrific argument you uneducated knuckle dragging negro They have a vendetta. Killing is never pretty, but if it's done quickly and effectively then it's acceptable. I wouldn't watch you
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do that for entertainment, but if there's a good reason why you need to then I don't have a problem with it. Not an argument nigger In rural areas in Australia, it's kinda hush hush, but people will euthanize each other's animals with a rifle, rather than pay for a vet to gas it. If I had to chose
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a way to be executed, I'd want to be shot in the head.I actually think that's a healthy way to do it. It's a way of accepting personal responsibility for taking a life, not just driving down to the vet and pretending you didn't just serve a death warrant. Gotta have a shitty looking area for prime
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shitposting.
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mfw a man here wrote a fanfic about Cheryl [insert surname she's going by] and was jailed
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mfw it was literally a neckbear fantasy
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mfw it was classed as "stalking" and that he was "dangerous" and "didn't we learn anything from Ricardo Lopez"This country gets worse with every passing minute. The sooner article 50 is triggered the better.
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Ricardo LopezLiterally who?
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peoples lives are greater then animals livesBy what measure?
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We naturally fear and revile people like this, and have had the common decency to kill them before they can cause harm to other people for tens of thousands of years.Haha you actually think green hippie faggotry and "muh poor doggie" was a thing for tens of thousands of years? Get real, this sort
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of sentiment is a modern bourgeois western sentiment co-existing with Disney movies. My neighbor hit my cat with a broom one timeI slashed her tires and hired a homeless person to take a shit on her door step It's done by evil people. Haha good. Boris has ruled himself OUT of the Tory leadership
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electionWill Gove and May do a deal?WHAT A TURN OF EVENTS
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Jeremy Corbyn wants to resign - but John McDonnell won't let himhttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3667579/Jeremy-WANTS-Deputy-leader-Tom-Watson-claims-embattled-Corbyn-STOPPED-quitting-John-McDonnell-closest-aides.html
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Corbyn 'proud to be carrying on'http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/headlines/36668610
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Gove challenges Johnson and Mayhttp://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-36570120
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More over 65s voted Remain than 18-24 year oldshttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmH1W89WIAASIYa.jpg
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Mexico has already drafted UK trade pacthttps://next.ft.com/content/e4a90eea-060a-393f-bf31-3dcaddc14fe3
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EU to get Scotland every other weekend and during school holidayshttp://www.thepoke.co.uk/2016/06/29/eu-get-scotland-every-weekend-school-holidays/
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British public opposed to a second referendum by almost 2 to 1https://yougov.co.uk/news/2016/06/29/little-support-second-referendum/ seen this posted on a lefty forum kek top fucking kek YOU GOT GOVED commencing mummyposting
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le Thatcher 2.0Don't think so no Please don't. She makes me feel as disgusting as this thing looks. i want to drown in gilf tits http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/06/30/gove-prime-minister-gove-iron-throne/MICHAEL GOVEWILL MAKE HOGWARTS REAL Boris got cucked! Reminder YKTD knows fuck all and
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just regurgitates what Peter Hitchens writes in his blog
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leave camp elite exposed as actually in remain campwho is going to save you
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tfw Corbyn is destroying the Labour Party foreverHold me Teresa MayGo go go.We need someone like her, to crack down on degenerate shit.
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Jeremy Corbyn wants to resign - but John McDonnell won't let him
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Corbyn 'proud to be carrying on'Which is it? on a scale of 1 - 4uHow reminiscent of Bain is corbyn? PLEASE NO MAY
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ET TU, GOVE? U dun fucked up bongs Guess Im a Corb missile now Dear Leader Supreme ComradeHe is our last hope, /pol/
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Dianne Abbott literally blocking the door to stop people from resigning from the Labour Shadow Cabinetkek Surrender your Karens (you) Andrea Leadsom will make anime real! She isn't Morality Man, senpai. She'll tear you open.
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ABSOLUTELY GOVED Holy shit, where is Maggie when you need her? I hope this bitch doesn't get anywhere near PM. Corbyn
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Jew Sanders
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snoopers charterNo. Fuck off. A fucking woman..Jesus Christ y'all are fucked Wow I love Corbyn now This is some House of Cards style shit from Gove. Hats off to him, this is a devilishly clever betrayal.
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diane abbot
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in the cafeteriaIsn't it funny? It's the media's orchestrated campaign trying to undermine Corbyn. "H- he doesn't want to continue!" The absolute mad man is staying on to send Tony Blair to the Hague. Donald Tusk refused to meet her.And 6 countries told her they don't want to discuss anything with
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her.Scotland BTFO How fucked is the labour party right now? Risque Karen coming through
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scottish NATIONAL party
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i want muslims to be able to communicate privetlyi could not give less of a fuck if Theresa wants to watch me post spongegar memes to my m8s Am I the only one rooting for Leadsom because I think she's the best candidate, as opposed to being a gilf degenerate? Margaret 'the iron lady'
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ThatcherTheresa 'the rusty cunt' May ™® that paki looks like pepe
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Morality ManHitchens is a prick anyway. The brutal, intelligent way Gove dispatched with Johnson has really made me convinced he is the right man for the EU negotiations and prime minister.
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meanwhile in Labour HQ Nah she's weak, feeble. Jesus Christ Gove looks like he diddles children GOVE'DOVE'D
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want to turn the UK into a surveillance state because of 'muh muslims'hang yourself This. Sanders is nowhere near as leftist as Corbyn. Corbyn did (probably) intentionally sabotage the remain campaign. Can't we forward May's previous comments to news papers or something (I'm assuming she hasn't
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said anything of the sort recently). Surely when people hear how authoritarian she is, her support will drop. Leadsom is my first choice because she's a woman, then Gove when that no doubt isn't enough What did Gove actually do to stop Boris? I don't get it. Leaked his wife's e-mail? This "thing"
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is a byproduct of a human being exposed to bad ideas in the internet for "it's" entire life. Which is exacly what your future Empress Theresa May will prevent happening with you when he checks your browser history and ban internet from your house. Forever. Nah, he just crushes his political
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opponents. Thanks. It's hard to follow what is real and what is exaggerated and what is true with all the constant happenings. This whole past week was like a years-worth of british politics in one sitting. Hell, the brexit night alone was like 6 months of brit posting in one night. Best argument
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in the last 2 threads. We really could do with someone Machiavellian to handle the negotiations. I don't think May's supposed "tough stance" will cut it. She's authoritarian, not commanding. THE REMAIN BUTTHURT IS HILARIOUShttps://www.quora.com/Whats-the-mood-now-in-the-UK-after-Brexit Which was
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intelligent of him, as now he can nationalize whatever he wants. Holy shit, Gove is straight-up Machiavellian. Boris must be on suicide watch right now. This.
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Introduced the toughest immigration policy in living memory
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Favours a strong security state
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Will upset anime obsessed NEETs
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Will cause so called progressives to implode because the Conservatives will have had two female leaders whilst they've had noneCAN'T DISARRAY THE MAY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bajnt0iWvqs
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not wanting this futurehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flBpsyFbEOsno better than aan SJW if you oppose this. So even if Gove doesn't win, atleast May is anti-immigration... r-right? This Brexit result is just never ending bants who would have though a couple of weeks ago that all this would be
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happening Leaked his wife's email, then declared Boris unfit to be PM before announcing he was running. He didn't give Boris prior notice, and more or less eliminated his chances of becoming PM. He threw Boris under the bus to further his own political career. It was cruel, but it is also
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impressive. Enjoy getting hauled out by May's Bristapo in the middle of the night, degenerate weebshit We need a Gove
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devilish Eaton is a Blairite shill. Who is Mace Windu? Boris?Who is the Chancellor?Who is ANakin? Gove?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT8j9DxlRyE I can't decide whether this bloodbath aftermath is more entertaining than the Bremain salt itself That's what you get for watching blowjobs on the web.
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Devilish some merges would be nice NO Leadsom yes, May no i dont mind porn being banned though The last week has been one of the best, politically, of my entire life. And whenever I'm bored I can just look at what Trump is doing across the pond to fuck with all the Liberals. What a fine time to be
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alive. Brit/pol/.avi The first is typical tory press mischief-making; complete bollocks. GOVE not MAY okay????http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/06/30/gove-prime-minister-gove-iron-throne/ Enjoy being ruled over by the green party for 5 more years because they literally cheated their way in,