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this might be the worst fo in orlando magic history
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i thought she was married to my boyfriend. he's got some splaining to do...
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i feel like [name] will have a great bounce back game tonight
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wait so the aboleth only kills you if you dont do what the dm says
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and she wouldn't give it to him. poor fellow.
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you can call me a bitch, and it's cool because you also aren't expecting me to pay you for doing it.
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i hate that attitude, as if it's every woman's, purpose, dream, and personal duty to reproduce.
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i sure hope this dog is reunited with its family. it is one of the cutest dogs i’ve seen, a very unique looking pup!
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i have but one upvote to give, otherwise you would get more.
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for when [name] cries to medium
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cant wait for their collective breakdown if she goes home
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at least she didn't cough into it afterwards. double whammy
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ah the remnants.
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you must be new here if that's the cringiest shit you've seen so far.
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get out asap.
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i'd rather watch [name] chuck threes
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bitter sweet victory
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"ooooohhhhhh... i can *see* the music!"
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lakers would laugh at that
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thank you. hugs to you too
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super boogers is one of the super weird and oddly satisfying parts of recovery imo.
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first chance to open reddit today, am not disappointed in this being my top post in my feed. thanks.
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> am i missing something? because it won't be repealed.
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not even slightly.
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sure but the news article with [name] vanishing has been there since the very beginning.
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not just that, but all the adipose tissue is very flammable. too much can actually cause the whole thing to catch fire in a bad way.
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cant wait to see you on the news; future rapist. you sound like a real loser.
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inertial frame of reference is the viewing party.
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i wish that too
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missed the beginning of the game, cheers or boos for [name]? i'm assuming cheers, but you never know in mtl
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they say nature makes man feel small, but i wasn't expecting this
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oh gosh it's on the website too.... here we go
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shoot first ask questions later
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haha i’m not expecting anything at considering they’re 2,000 miles away from me. i’ll be surprised if she does give me numbers,
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this isnt really wholesome? he probably shot any gender of deer and didnt think twice about hunting does
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:o i have one too! i didn't get anything but bullied at school, though.
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strange, i just told a few hundred guns to go kill people. they didnt respond. are my guns broken?
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im 13 i can't get a job..
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i would never do such a thing. :p
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slovenian power! ;)
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as a pale redhead, moving to australia recently was an incredibly poor choice.
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yeah that's where my eyebrow went up. the liability issues alone would make it a non-starter.
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it is pointless to work for under a dollar an hour, that doesn't even cover the cost of their transportation to and from work.
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exactly, i've seen some of her friends and family sm and is not exactly wowing me.
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get out now!
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play a [name] lol that’s sound like a play style that fits your criteria.
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once again if you base your worth/purpose on some base primal act, you're pathetic
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thank you, very good advice - i have been thinking that i need to help and lead more in this area. good reminder, thank you!
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on being 3x over the speed limit while under the influence, that alone makes him very guilty of something wrong. thanks for the additional information.
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looks like you took a bath in manure.
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looks like he's tired of your dad-jokes. lol
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that sounds like something you would see in some fucked utopian society where if you had enough points you were "*sent away*"
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yes, things.
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“i have no experience being mean” is probably one of the sweetest things that i have ever heard omg
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idk but try r/bathswithdoors first for advice
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whining on reddit about whining in game.
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its here! nice
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>you can't do anything about it now, and nobody cares. hundreds of thousands would disagree with you.
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that convention center sized groan right after the reveal.... no one wanted this. i have no idea what they were thinking.
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everyone’s a god damned critic. try doing five minutes of stand up and see if you don’t end up on this sub.
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how does ones so even go through your ph ? mine is locked with a pass code and a finger print
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i definitly used to do this all the time and it feels very good to have it for me alone
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thank you! much appreciated, as promised.
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proud of you for being exposed to all this and still recognizing how crazy this shit is.
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it was only that one writer on twitter really.
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that looks like the galt house hotel in louisville. is that right?
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ohhhhh. *that’s* what that was.
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my friends that were badly injured from the first fight. read my backstory comment.
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how would you get off? how would you get off?!?!
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well folks, no more amputations for diabetics, as it leaves the individual permanently disfigured...
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true, and so sad to see. somewhere along the way, the governing of a country my mutual consensus turned into a national sport with 2 teams.
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this is not a legal issue. take it up with your school if you don't agree with it.
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sorry, i have plans that day, week, month. watching tv while you peruse reddit are plans aren't they???
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they are worth the time it takes to write them. thank you for returning!
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nice language
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it's cool to see more organised stoners too haha
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that's an unexpected pair of fighters.
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good. it's weird that polish gun culture is nearly non-existent, given their history as a country. hopefully this is a step toward fixing that.
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at the time they would have. it became endangered and we had to stop.
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he said sexist not sexiest.
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*hey just noticed..* it's your **6th cakeday** [name]! ^(hug)
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imagine being this upset about another man’s marriage, someone you don’t know personally mind you.
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okay, you accidentally injured someone. good luck in court buddy
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how dare you care about your physical and mental health, you shitlord you! /s
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i lowkey think they been messing around. it wasn’t a “oops we were drunk moment”.
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really should be twenty three year olds.
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uh, you can’t see the grille?
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reality is often disappointing -tpusa, probably
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so you are in finland or israel? edit: that is kind of funny, i said that, then clicked on your profile, and sure enough
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the dillard house is literally my favorite restaurant on earth. their ham is the most amazing thing on this planet.
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stop arguing with people.
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no no she was "[name]"
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i was inspired by your post to grab a thing of greek yogurt with pineapple i've got in the fridge. hell yeah.
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viva la tank
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it doesn’t get better than that
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this is almost irritating. like, take a breath, shithead..,
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you have social anxiety go see a doctor
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this meme is so old it whipped me back into 2011
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making us look like punks, disappointing
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this is awesome!
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