function smartypants(text) {
    return text // em-dashes
    .replace(/---/g, "\u2014") // en-dashes
    .replace(/--/g, "\u2013") // opening singles
    .replace(/(^|[-\u2014/(\[{"\s])'/g, "$1\u2018") // closing singles & apostrophes
    .replace(/'/g, "\u2019") // opening doubles
    .replace(/(^|[-\u2014/(\[{\u2018\s])"/g, "$1\u201C") // closing doubles
    .replace(/"/g, "\u201D") // ellipses
    .replace(/\.{3}/g, "\u2026");
  }
smartypants text replacement
@param {string} text