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"Look, you wanna compare brain pans? I won the Westinghouse prize when I was 12, big deal. Published at 19, so what. I got a double doctorate from M.I.T. at 22, chemistry and geology. I taught at Princeton for two and a half years. Why do I do this? Because the money's good, the scenery changes, and they let me use explosives, OK?" Steve Buscemi (Rockhound) in Armageddon
"You telling me you don't have a backup plan? That these eight Boy Scouts right here, that is the world's hope? That's what you're telling me?" Bruce Willis (Harry S. Stamper) in Armageddon
"The United States government just asked us to save the world. Anybody wanna say no?" Bruce Willis (Harry S. Stamper) in Armageddon
"I am not crazy! I'm just a little emotional right now, ok? Ya'll throwing all this stuff at me, man! Look, I mean, after this is over, can I like get a hug from you or somethin?" Michael Duncan (Jayotis "Bear" Kurleenbear) in Armageddon
"I won't bite....hard." Mike Myers (Austin Powers) in Austin Powers 1: International Man of Mystery
"That makes me angry, and when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset....people DIE!!!" Mike Myers (Dr. Evil) in Austin Powers 1: International Man of Mystery
"When you see this jet-a-rockin', don't come-a-knockin' baby! Yeah!" Mike Myers (Austin Powers) in Austin Powers 1: International Man of Mystery
"I think you're shagadelic, baby! You're switched on, you're smashing!" Mike Myers (Austin Powers) in Austin Powers 1: International Man of Mystery
"I'll go back to the 60's recharge my mojo to beat Dr. Evil and be back in time for tea." Mike Myers (Austin Powers) in Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
"Riddle me this, riddle me that. Who's afraid of the big, black bat?" Jim Carrey (The Riddler) in Batman