I'm up for lending my voice. On the old forum, I had posted readings of Prettyshandra8, Leviathon, and this little gem of crazy.
ETA: Lemme lemme lemme do a Susie one! I already had her characterization nailed in my head, though I like Lexikon's too.
This is me, doing Coleen Bsm (Coleen Beisheim) quotes from OneNewsNow. I've always been weirded out when I hear my own voice.
It's short and sweet and gets the point across.
Also, we could include the legendary "Leviathon" quote somewhere.