John Ward June 24, 2021 Uncategorized
Five Whoppers & a Funny bit
Gates Foundation announces the New Normal replacement for Air Miles –
Covid Metres
In Association with Bonkers Looney Abnormal Idea Reproductions (BLAIR) and the St Mattcock Transhuman Utopian Implant Genomics Track Trace Wash Hands Lockdown Vaccination Collective, The Gates Foundation today announces the Final Solution to the Global Pandemic problem….to be test-marketed and then rolled out from the United Kingdom.
Covid Metres (CMs) will donate 13 million dead anti-virus cryptocurrency nuisance magnates (CNMs) to a campaign configured to achieve global vaccination without the necessity for either social ostracism or anti-social ostriches.
Under the scheme, every unvaccinated man, woman, child, feotus and sperm (UMCs) can avoid the stigma of a wrist tattoo by simply swallowing a FULLY EXPERIMENTAL & HARMLESSLY insoluble Covid Metres Chip (CMC) that will record the number of consecutive days per month they retain a six-metre distance from all sentient beings.
Just 3,400 consecutively metered days on your CMC will earn you 34 Covid Metre Chip Coins (CMCCs) entitling you to a 21-day holiday in one of our partnered Schwab Macht Frei Kampfen Centers in sunny, action-packed Angola….only 14 days of which will be spent in isolation.*
*Isolation day totals may vary under Merkel-Macron whims applicable at the time.
So to be absolutely transparent, if you divide 13 million CNMs by 43 million UMCs, and multiply that by the number of Brebis-brain CMCs in residence, it becomes a mathematical certainty that every CMCC will be inflation-proof under the CM scheme by the year 2046. All applicants can also reassure themselves that the entire project will be overseen by CNN, and underwritten by CNBC.
CAUTION: This release has been fat-chequed by Reuters in cahoots with Standard & Poors.
If you found that feature terribly amusing, here's some real news which is, by contrast, terrifying.
This link will take you to an official and peer-reviewed study of the Covid19 management drug Ivermectin. It concludes as follows:
'Moderate-certainty evidence finds that large reductions in COVID-19 deaths are possible using ivermectin. Using ivermectin early in the clinical course may reduce numbers progressing to severe disease. The apparent safety and low cost suggest that ivermectin is likely to have a significant impact on the SARS-CoV-2 pandemic globally.'
" Moderate-certainty " is medic-speak for "It works". Matt Hancock is not a stupid man; he chose to ignore this cheap and safe drug in favour of expensive, experimental mRNA cobbled-together genomic experiments masquerading as vaccines. He also hired spectacularly incompetent (at best) Professor Peter Horby of Oxford Recovery, who proceeded to rubbish another cheap formulation HCQ that would have saved tens of thousands of lives if adopted last year in the UK.
In the States, the CDC also ignored Ivermectin
'Hancock, Fauci and Horby need a new legal definition: "Peace Crimes Against Humanity". Discuss.'
Angela Merkel wants compulsory isolation for all Brits travelling to Europe this year. Macron has already unilaterally imposed that for France. The UK has twice the level of vaccinated citizens compared to Germany, and three times that of France. The Delta variant of which unsere geliebte Geli claims to be scared is currently killing 1 in 1,217 people. The Slog conducted a small-scale study over the last five days showing that controls on the Dutch, Spanish, Italians, Germans and Portuguese entering France are non-existent. Wake up, people: Brussels is weaponising Covid against Brexit in exactly the same way as they are tooling about with driving licences and boat people. They are drowning, desperate and despicable. The EU I mean, not the illegals.
Yet another paper published this week highlights how climate "change" models err on the side of too much warming: Earth's warming clouds cool the surface more than anticipated, a German-led team reported in Nature Climate Change last week.
"Our work shows that the increase in climate sensitivity from the last generation of climate models should be taken with a huge grain of salt," said CIRES Fellow Jennifer Kay, an associate professor of atmospheric and oceanic sciences at CU Boulder, and co-author of the paper.
The modelling con has proved to be behind the two great lies of the 21st Century – global warming and deadly coronavirus. For decades, model climate-critics have questioned the simplified treatment of complexity. Meanwhile, climate models have predicted much more warming than has transpired. And every last Covid19 alarmist mortality model has been out by a factor of four to eleven times.
More lies from Doomberg, aka Covid agitprop Central:
'In at least 482 US counties, less than 25% of the population is fully vaccinated, according to an analysis of Centers for Disease Control and Prevention data by Bloomberg News. Those numbers are important because viruses don't spread at a national or statewide level, but among friends, family and neighbors. With more contagious versions of the virus like the delta variant taking hold, pockets of undervaccination are creating opportunities for Covid to spread further and mutate.'
Where is Reuters Fat-Cheque when you need them, eh? So instead, here's Slog IABATO*:
There are 3,006 Counties in the US. So what about the other 2,524, Boombust?
On average, the so-called vaccines only stop Covid spread in 31% of cases. Unvaccinated US States are doing far better than vaccinated ones.
The Delta variant is the weakest Covid mutation yet to appear. India (almost devoid of "vaccines") where it originated still has the lowest deaths per million on the planet.
Our media are a bunch of creaking whores.
*It's All Bollocks And That's Official
And finally, a recent Gartner HR survey revealed that nearly half (48%) of large global organisations will not track the vaccination status of their employees, with less than one in ten (8%) requiring staff to show proof of vaccination…..although a nationwide survey in Ireland this month showed that well over half (60%) of Irish employers want the right to ask their staff if they have received a COVID-19 vaccine. Elsewhere, a report in last weekend's Sunday Times noted that: "Some employers are asking staff to show they have been vaccinated, such as publisher Bloomsbury. Others are not."
Businesses need clear vaccination strategies that put their people first, according to Mark Shaw, CEO of Tento Applied Sciences. A quick, secure, and individually controlled way for employers and employees to prove and validate their vaccination and test status at the tap of a screen, helps individuals and organisations implement a trusted and controlled strategy. Most people want to know that all the people they are working or socialising with have been vaccinated or tested to ensure the lowest personal risk possible.
This is putting people first, is it?
Mark Shaw of Tento Applied Sciences, fuck off with your axe-grinding.
That's it for today, folks. Anyone still laughing?
After a great deal of thought, mulling shit over, taking all factors into consideration at the end of the day and weighing the whole kit and caboodle up, John Ward has concluded that the answer's a lie – now what's the question?
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Hieronimusb on July 20, 2022 at 2:48 pm
I've tried, God knows I've tried. It appears I've been unmanned or unpersoned or whatever.
tony0pmoc on June 25, 2021 at 2:01 pm
I personally don't care if this piece of slime has it off with his neighbours dog. His neighbour however might complain when the bitch dies of his injection, and his DNA is all over it.
In fact it is much better if he doesn't resign, and is caught on the job, and is first in line at the the new Nuremberg Trials, when the penny finally drops, that these vaccines are killing an extremely large number of people, whilst COVID was no worse than the flu, and all this had long been pre-planned, by extremely evil powerful forces.
There is bound to be a "Reckoning" at some point fairly soon.
No one gets away with mass genocide.
martin gilleland on June 25, 2021 at 1:19 pm
Most people have simple, enjoyable hobbies and past times. Not Jeff Bezos he's looking ahead to 10,000 years time.
"It's a special Clock, designed to be a symbol, an icon for long-term thinking. It's of monumental scale inside a mountain in West Texas. The father of the Clock is Danny Hillis. He's been thinking about and working on the Clock since 1989. He wanted to build a Clock that ticks once a year, where the century hand advances once every 100 years, and the cuckoo comes out on the millennium. The vision was, and still is, to build a Clock that will keep time for the next 10,000 years. I've been helping Danny with the project for the last half dozen years. As I see it, humans are now technologically advanced enough that we can create not only extraordinary wonders but also civilization-scale problems. We're likely to need more long-term thinking".
https://www.10000yearclock.net/
Hope he can get someone to wind it up!
martin gilleland on June 25, 2021 at 12:37 pm
Blood test that finds 50 types of cancer is accurate enough to be rolled out
A simple blood test that can detect more than 50 types of cancer before any clinical signs or symptoms of the disease emerge in a person is accurate enough to be rolled out as a screening test, according to scientists.
Scientists said their findings, published in the journal Annals of Oncology, show that the test accurately detects cancer often before any signs or symptoms appear, while having a very low false positive rate.
The test, developed by US-based company Grail, looks for chemical changes in fragments of genetic code – cell-free DNA (cfDNA) – that leak from tumours into the bloodstream.
The Guardian first reported on the test last year and how it had been developed using a machine learning algorithm – a type of artificial intelligence. It works by examining the DNA that is shed by tumours and found circulating in the blood. More specifically, it focuses on chemical changes to this DNA, known as methylation patterns.
Now the latest study has revealed the test has an impressively high level of accuracy. Scientists analysed the performance of the test in 2,823 people with the disease and 1,254 people without.
It correctly identified when cancer was present in 51.5% of cases, across all stages of the disease, and wrongly detected cancer in only 0.5% of cases.
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2021/jun/25/blood-test-that-finds-50-types-of-cancer-is-accurate-enough-to-be-rolled-out
Bezos Expeditions
Playing the fear factor again. Looks like the scientists are having a field day what with Covid and now cancer. It was bad enough going to the doctor for checking an ailment, but now you have 50 chances of having something or other wrong with you in one medical area. Better chances than winning the Lottery.
TFS on June 25, 2021 at 12:37 pm
Gotta say,that when the Government said 'Hands, Face, Space' I'm sure that they didn't mean for Hancock to have his hands, face all over his tax payer funded advisor.
Oh, the irony.
Anyways, loving the G7, Ascot, UEFA scariants out there………….colloquially known as 'for you, not for us' variants.
It's so sad to see people suffering from 'Affleuntza'!
TFS on June 25, 2021 at 11:38 am
A former Police Officer makes a stand:
https://www.conservativewoman.co.uk/this-retired-police-constable-standing-up-to-the-government-vaccine-fanatics-is-a-hero/
RAC on June 25, 2021 at 9:59 am
"Health Secretary Matt Hancock's job is in the balance after he is caught in steamy clinch with his closest aide, 43, on CCTV – INSIDE the Department of Health"
Ha Ha Ha Lead on cock I'll follow
That such desperate ladies are working in government is surely a matter of national security.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9723683/Health-Secretary-Matt-Hancock-having-affair-closest-aide-according-reports.html
Gordie on June 25, 2021 at 8:55 am
A friend pointed out an alternative motive for banning travel. It fills the local economies here-the restaurants, the hotels ,We spend the lockdown cash that has been saved in this country thus starting to get us out of the mess. At the same time prices are going up in those restaurants and hotels. Increased prices equals inflation. Inflation is good for debt.
gnowgo75 on June 25, 2021 at 7:27 am
Whatever you did for a living in the past, you Sir, have found your niche, like a newly blossomed flower (not so newly, I'll grant you). You have found your raison d'etre. Never give in.
Sunface on June 25, 2021 at 7:23 am
People don't realise or believe that their Governments are in an undeclared war against their citizens worldwide. It is astounding that the citizens are still like a rabbit or a deer caught in the headlights.
I think many were hoping that Trump would strop the scourge of communism and socialism of the Globalists. It may not work out. New Zealand & Canada has fallen to them. Australia is next. France is well on the way.
Many in the southern hemisphere are looking at the UK as a bastion of hope. Its imperative that Johnson is removed with his party of thieves and those in parliament that continue to vote for lockdown.
Governments don't care about the welfare of the people, they proclaim that is so, but don't let them fool you.
Nobby Dee on June 24, 2021 at 10:57 pm
All things considered, and there's plenty of things to consider, what we all need now to unify everyone and halt this slide toward mayhem, is a good old, old fashioned tried and tested method of halting the lunacy that's got us all in its death grip. A regional, or if it's absolutely necessary, a bloody conflict that rapidly turns into a war.
Yep! A bloody good war. It tends to clean the pipes and wash away the bollocks that are blighting our daily lives. Whether it's culture wars, Gender Wars, any old ideological illogical noble cause that's designed to promote identity politics, a bloody good blood letting conflict normally does the trick and brings about four or five decades of sanity amongst our political classes.
Not withstanding our John lives in France and albeit he's banned from driving and I wouldn't want to see him taken away from his vineyard where he seems perfectly happy and content, if it were down to me, first opportunity gifted to me and Blighty by political fate, I'd declare war on France.
For no other reason other than I despise that infant, tiny, insignificant modern day Boniparte, wee Manny Macron and his ageing old Drama Teacher, blonde Bridgett, who I'm dead certain is now barren and unable to produce an heir to Emmanuel, the French would be my chosen opponents in a conflict.
With a military doctrine built upon, defend, retreat, defend, retreat, desert, capitulate, surrender and collaborate, I reckon a bloody good war, a victory and six months of chest thumping, bunting and a good measure of patriotic singing over a keg of Rum, it'd definitely sort out a few things that'll need addressing sooner rather than later.
Yep! If they cut the Leccy to Jersey or any other Channel Islanders, I say we need a war and as far as I'm concerned, seeing as I'm now to old to bear arms and it's not my bloody blood that'll be spilt, the sooner we have a bloody war the better it'll all be for everyone.
At the stroke of the twelve o'clock BBC Radio Broadcast, announcing, We Are Now At War With France, the Cancel Culture will all end together with the Gender Wars, the Culture Wars, shite about who's a real woman and who aint one, social distancing, mask wearing public hysteria vaccine wars, Gender Wars and identity politics that divide each and everyone of us.
Yep! War. I know it's the last thing we all want, and if missiles are deployed it'll be the last thing we all get, but a war is the answer to all our woes.
Chris on June 24, 2021 at 10:18 pm
I have just read an interesting timeline associated with gain-of-function research into bird flu viruses – that actively promoted by the diminutive Dr Fauci since 2011, and actively and financially supported by the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation.
It all reads a bit like the script to a James Bond film.
Could Melinda's divorce from Bill, and Warren Buffett's resignation from that Foundation have anything to do with the belief that Bill Gates believes that he is God, and Fauci is a reincarnated Dr Mengele, I wonder !
John Ward on June 24, 2021 at 9:29 pm
This is The Slog posting for HieronimusB
Hi John
Greetings all. Synchronicity is a funny thing, I have been contemplating a renewal of my attempts to overcome the WP gamekeepers of late but would have missed yesterday's post had an old friend (who I introduced to The Slog years ago) not given me the heads up. I seem to remember an exchange of emails between us, John, on or about 23.03.20 where I referred to the brand new and seductively shiny (not) 'lockdown' as a coup d'état and things have now, as we all know, assumed a religious quality which is impervious to reason and is most honestly and accurately described as mass psychosis. The Goebbels Plandemic (alternative spelling, hope the red underline doesn't bode ill for this comment) is well and truly entrenched and lovingly nurtured by a section of society who would play God but whose motives and actions can only be described as pure evil; it is up to us to convince them to desist forthwith with any and all means at our disposal including the ones they think they have confiscated. So yes, I'm still here, unmasked, unvaccinated, and mad as hell. I would encourage anyone who can to consider getting to London, or perhaps a more local protest if there is, for Saturday – who knows, we could even make 2 million, or a couple of hundred in BBC parlance. It's now or never folks and mass civil disobedience is the only way out.
Malcul on June 24, 2021 at 8:07 pm
The question doesn't matter when the answer is always a lie, and it usually is.
john cheshirej on June 24, 2021 at 8:05 pm
John for you information, my likes for comments never seem to be recorded
Dan Holdsworth on June 24, 2021 at 8:05 pm
I have said for many years (to near-universal ridicule) that the climate change models that are in use should be subject to the same code review as are other important pieces of software. I say this because in the wake of the University of East Anglia leak of emails and code, I was one of the few people to go and have a look at both the code and the damning "HARRY_README" file.
The history of the UEA climate change model was an extremely good example of how not to run a large software project. The initial author was a self-taught coder, something which generally sends shudders down the spine of anyone involved with their code, and this man wrote (for want of a better term) the initial climate change model code.
This was funded under one of the usual short-term science grants, and there was a hiatus after this man left when there was nobody looking after the code project at all.
Then a second person was put in charge of it, although only for a short time since he evidently wrote the HARRY_README file before running off screaming into the distance in pursuit of his fast-disappearing sanity. The HARRY_README file is a description of the yawning Grand Canyonv gulf between what this chap was led to believe the project was like, and what it actually was like and also explains his rapid disappearance from the scene.
In programming, it is usual to build a software system using smaller sub-units of code. Each sub-unit is supposed to take in data supplied by whatever called it, and on completion of task should report back with an exit code of 0 for success and 1 for error, setting the environment variable STD_ERR to whatever the error it has encountered happens to be. This is standard practice, as taught to computer science students the world over. However, the original self-taught man apparently skipped that necessary lesson, along with lessons on using the appropriate language for the job since the code is written in cobol with calls out to bash shell for text manipulation.
The code that the author wrote of had the habit of failing silently; you didn't know if it had worked or not unless you went and checked to see that this had run. Writing such code would be an automatic fail of any CS course in the world, even really crappy Third World ones.
Now, the academics controlling this project absolutely refused to submit to any code review of their software whatsoever, citing academic secrecy. In reality, software audit would have resulted in immediate defunding of their unit and very likely ministerial-level intervention to sack the academics in question and censure the university concerned. Hence, likely, the secrecy.
This is just one project but the problem with science is that it tends to be exceedingly clique-y and there is the strong likelihood that there is a gentlemens' agreement present to pass all academic papers inside the industry that agree with the narrative as being sound, and to boot out anything that disagrees with the narrative of man-made global warming, DESPITE the predictions of yesteryear being comprehensively rubbished. For example, the arctic is supposed to have been ice-free for at least a decade according to some old predictions, and we are also supposed to be seeing tropospheric warming in the tropics (which we aren't doing); sea levels are supposed to be rising and aren't (once you allow for the see-saw effect of the last Ice Age's ice sheets on Scotland), and so it goes on.
The modellers are getting stuff wrong and we're not calling them on it. Instead we are listening to the puppet cries of a sadly disabled Swedish girl's parents in lieu of actual critical thinking.
paranoid goy on June 24, 2021 at 7:52 pm
The wife and I are hoping like hell for an open database listing all those who have taken Baal Gates' genetic manipulators masquerading as vaccines. We realy need a full and complete list, open to public scrutiny.
I don't want those freaks near me and mine, thank you ever so much! They can go shed their designer pathogens on each other, far away from us normal, thinking people.
Contaminated Fruggen Figgs!
Hieronimusb on June 24, 2021 at 5:55 pm
Hurrah Hurrah.
Bienvenue encore au Chateau Slog mon brave!
JW x
John Booth #KBF (@johnebooth1) on June 24, 2021 at 4:48 pm
"This retired PC standing up to the government vaccine fanatics is a hero"
THE police have not had a universally good press during the pandemic so it is great to be able to salute one brave retired officer.
Former Police Constable Mark Sexton has reported Boris Johnson, Matt Hancock, Patrick Vallance, Chris Whitty, Dominic Raab, Michael Gove and the Minister for Covid vaccine deployment, Nadhim Zadhawi, for misconduct in public office. He made a video as he handed his evidence to PC Bower at Leamington Spa police station on June 18.
This is not a polished or professional production. It has not benefited from the attentions of a spin doctor or a script writer. It is the unvarnished, sincere words of an ordinary citizen who is incensed at what is happening.
John Day on June 24, 2021 at 4:23 pm
I think the owner class is split, a horse divided against itself, which cannot stand, in the western oligarchy.
Build Back Better World (now B3W) has the flaw of the gross inefficiency of keeping the same hierarchy that brought us neoliberalism, neocolonialism and nascent neofeudalism through technocracy controlling our thoughts and impulses. Right now it's just smartphones-in-traffic, but soon it will be neural implants rewarding us directly for following that urgent though that just jumped to the front of the stack.
The easy problem to point out is inefficiency, though evil would do as well.
Inefficiency is distant decisions for local problems, which need to be solved promptly.
I need a bag of sheetrock screws to finish this work today.
I'll call Washington for instructions.
It has been pointed out in one of the articles here :
https://www.johndayblog.com/2021/06/build-back-never.html
that evil is completely parasitic and cannot contribute any positive solutions to a process.
One might argue that we are not owned/ruled by evil (how rude!) but by somewhat enlightened self-interests (nice Mr. Buffet, not kinky Mr. Bezos or Mr. Gates-behind-the-curtain). Inefficiency argument works for both. The somewhat creative owners have a soultion, which is AI, directly connecting to the impulse and reward centers of our brains.
What could go wrong? Can you run a work crew this way?
Never been tried. Might be some problems.
Can the technology be sustained in resource decline?
Theoretically, yes, right?
Never been done, though. Looks like a stretch.
Most people would say "NO" if you told 'em. How ya gonna' pull it off?
Wouldn't it be easier for people to work together in smaller groups on projects that benefit them directly, which is the strong point of our good-old species?
Sure it would. (That was a rhetorical question.)
Distributed human-computing with every decision ever made being part of the mass computation, is what brought us here. It is sustainable, even if massive swaths of computation go "poof".
The problem for the elites, the owners, is that the most important thing of all, to them, is that they maintain control, no matter how inefficient or unlikely that may be, going into the new economy of declining resources and declining energy.
They are the owners. They will use all of the powers (open and covert) of ownership to maintain their position astride the massive herd, even if the herd gets sicker and has to be culled repeatedly. The biggest problem for them right now is that the smarter ones can't agree with each other or the more narcissistic ones about how to proceed, and they can't even work out which group of owners to sneak-attack to move forward.
Elite gridlock.
Now is our chance to grow some vegetables, get out of debt, be friends in the neighborhood and ride bikes. Whoo, Woo!
bezuhov1 on June 24, 2021 at 4:08 pm
The reason that Merkel is trying to get all UK citizens forced to undergo quarantine is very simple: because her fellow globalist puppet Boris Johnson asked her to.
Needless I would have thought to say, it has absolutely nothing to do with Covid.
Boris & Co. are under orders from their globalist masters – Schwaub & Co., the global corporations and oligarchs – to rigidly pursue one of the stated objectives of the Great Reset, which is to permanently end international travel for most people.
That was written in black and white as one of the Great Reset objectives, months before the 'Covid crisis' was launched.
Boris & Co., desperately seeking to prevent Brits going on holiday en masse, are fearful that even the media-brainwashed masses may soon see through all of their rubbish about 'variants' as the pretext for trying to stop people from going overseas – so they came up with the idea of having their pals nominally running European countries from their globalist masters to be the bad guys, imposing quarantines and so on, to discourage British people from leaving the UK.
By this means, Boris & Co. can give the green light to Brits leaving – and can then pretend to be 'greatly disappointed' that Merkel and Co. running EU countries impose quarantines – thereby guaranteeing that many Brits will simply give up trying to escape the UK.
To claim that this is punishment for 'Brexit' is simply laughable! There was any 'Brexit', except as a piece of meaningless theatre forced on the globalists running the UK and Europe by UK voters.
To think that globalists – i.e., the entire UK establishment – would want Britain to be an independent country, when the raison d'etre of globalists is to end national sovereignty across the world, and to install a single World Government (something that already exists in the shadows, and which is running the Covid and 'vaccine' operations worldwide) is just ludicrous beyond words.
Raise your vision above the trees, and you might see the rotten wood
TODAY'S LONDON DEMO: the beginning of the end for élite hanky-panky