I've split the first funny anniversary poem into two. Or it might be more accurate to say that I've made two versions of it -- one to give your spouse and one you can give your friends. The first is a version to give to your friends or family.
It's just that you're a perfect pair.
Because you are a perfect set.
So long as both of you are happy.
The second version of this poem is for your husband or wife.
It's just that we're a perfect pair.
Funny Anniversary Poem, but NOT too mushy!
If you haven't figured it out yet, I don't like overly mushy anniversary poems, even if they're funny. The next funny anniversary poem is a slice of life with a slight edge of funny.
If this is how your life feels right now, you might want to make a copy of this poem and present it with a kiss.
The next funny anniversary poem could be for any wedding anniversary, even the 50th, although there is another 50th wedding anniversary poem further down on this page.
Warning: Don't give his to your husband or wife if he or she won't find it amusing to hear about their grayness or wrinkles!
The following five funny anniversary poems are a series starting with the 10th and proceeding to the 50th. The first one is best to give friends, (unless you want your special someone to think that you're going to wait 10 years before you come up with another card or gift.
It's been ten years -- you've made it!
You're not the least bit jaded.
You're now at number ten.
I'll send a poem again.
We've racked up twenty years.
with wine (or several beers).
enjoy the peace we've earned.
Our old marriage just turned thirty.
It's been a married living spree!
Our old marriage just turn thirty!
Check out these other pages of Special Occasion Poems.