I can't tell you how excited I am to have some good TV back in my life!
Bachelorette Des... how do we feel about her? Do we like her? Think she is cute?
-How awkward... "ok, now we want you to go chase the birds and then dip your feet in the Ocean"
Des- Loved her dress. It was a long, skinny, disco ball.
No shirt stripper- Why was he naked on his balcony? That's how he creatively keeps himself entertained ???? Put a shirt on....or don't. I mean, you're abs are not ugly.
Liam Hensworth- LA ad agency. "twirling sign inventor" Do we really think he started the sign twirling business? Riiiight. He looks so much like Liam (Mylie Cyrus's fiance) it's unreal.
Knight in shinning armor- I'm surprised this move hasn't been tried before. I felt so bad for him though because all the guys in the house were ripping on him.
Hot dad Ben- Yes, you played the kid card. Yes, it was a smart move. Yes, I really like you.
Brooks- The token SLC star. I think he needs to wash his hair, but I like his name and his face is pretty cute.
The magician!!!!! My roommate in college loved a magician so I sort of have a soft spot in my heart for a magician. He seemed normal, other than he is a magician. Hilarious.
Overnight card- At first I thought he was trying to be funny when he handed Des the date night card when he got out of the limo, but I quickly realized he wasn't joking. WHAT A FREAK. He totally had a Jake Pavelka vibe. I mean, he was seriously doing push ups to try and prep? Creepy city.
Iraq war veteran- He seems really nice and normal. How funny was it that Des laughed at him when he said his dog was his BFF?
How could Des seriously not say "Pablo?" She should just call him JP.
Larry- wouldn't you just die if he was your doctor? Also, maybe he isn't a doctor because it seemed more like he was a magician trying to make his glasses disappear and reappear like every 2 seconds during his one-on-one time with Des.
Also, how did he get 50 people to let him practice dipping them?
Chicago high-fiver- His face looks like Hitch(Will Smith) after he has an allergic reaction. Please tell me you know what I'm talking about.
The dental student- Bad move to wear your lab coat. It's ugly. You're no McDreamy or McSteamy. You are more a ballroom dancer.
You know there's nothing I love more.