Spokesperson Jokes
Johnson & Johnson have hired Eminem as a celebrity spokesperson for their COVID vaccine.
Because you only get one shot.
Is John cena is the spokesperson for Honda?
He has a great voice but I can't see him.
A Chicken tried out to be the new spokesperson for Chick-Fil-A
Unfortunately, she didn't meat egg-spectations.
(I'm not sorry)
In continuing attempts to reduce the worlds CO2 emissions, top scientists have found a way to make cars run on Parsley...
A spokesperson for the group has stated that they are now doubling their efforts to make trains run on Thyme.
Being the spokesperson for BJ's or Dick's must be a pretty hard job.
*difficult job
Which female rapper is the spokesperson for Colgate toothpaste?
Clean Ma-teefa
So Subway spokesperson Jared Fogle is being investigated for child pornography
I guess he really did want to "eat fresh"
The spokesperson for the National organisation against impotence got up to the podium...
...And proclaimed "This will not stand!"
This Ain't Subway
When did Jared realize he was no longer a spokesperson for Subway?....... When he was asked if he wanted the 6 inch or the foot long
A Hindu man, a Rabbi, and Lawyer are walking together on a journey. They realize they will be needing a place to stay so they stop at a lonely farmhouse. The lawyer knocks on the door.
A farmer opens the door and, seeing the three men in front of him, asks "How may I help you?"
The lawyer as the nominated spokesperson says, "We three humble travelers are seeking a place to sleep. We need no food, just a bed."
The farmer replies, "I only have two beds. One...
What do you call a bike tire salesman?
A Spokesperson.
My brother owns a bike company.
He has spent years building it from nothing and always looked down on me for wasting my life away making puns.
Out of sympathy, he offered me a job in public relations and says with the money I'd be making, I won't have to work after 40.
I told him no thanks. I know the spokesperson never...
Well, OJ has been paroled.
The spokesperson for the parole board that granted him his new freedom said they "decided to give him another stab at it."
What do you call someone who's representing a bike shop?
Muslim suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-week strike on Wednesday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife
Emergency talks with Al Qaeda have so far failed to produce an agreement.
The unrest began last Tuesday, when Al Qaeda announced that the number of virgins a suicide bomber would receive after his death, would be cut by 25% this February from 72 to 54. A spokesman said increases in rec...
The guy who built my bicycle wheels also does commercials for the shop.
He's a spokesperson.
The Australian government recently unveiled their plans for a 1 dollar coin.
While some critics questioned the economic viability, the kangaroonie will start circulation next year, according to a government spokesperson.
Breaking :A man was arrested yesterday for impersonating a helium balloon.
A spokesperson for the police said.. We held him for a while and then let him go..
A tech company is developing computer chips that store music in women's breast implants.
A company spokesperson declared this is a major breakthrough, as women are always complaining about men staring at their boobs without listening to them.
Guy calls a bicycle wheel company
Says, "I'd like to speak to your spokesperson"
I'm moving up in my job as a bike mechanic
I've been promoted to spokesperson
I think my work is boring and not challenging enough...
I think it's time to apply for a United Airlines Spokesperson position!
Police responded to a call outside the Playboy mansion.
Mr. Hefner called the police to remove a group of monks selling daisies out of an illegal roadside stand in front of the Playboy mansion. A police spokesperson released a statement "we responded promptly to Mr. Hefner's call because as everybody knows, only Hugh can prevent florist friars."
Pranking the police
A couple of pranksters broke into the local police station and stole all the lavatory equipment.
A spokesperson was quoted as saying, "We have absolutely nothing to go on."
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