A random collection of philosophical/ crazy/ drunken thoughts from eastofbandwagon and maybe_not_, a couple of alcoholic, Infinite Jest-obsessed midwestern high school girls with a drug cartel in their school's pub office. We're like the marauders, only we can't make magical maps...or do anything magical, for that matter. Well, our talents for creative writing could be called magical...well at least Michelle's. Mostly for our purposes, watch the community if you feel like being entertained, enlightened...or if you feel like losing ten brain cells every time you read an entry.