@TeamSky Any chance you could tell me what was in the jiffy bag?
Unfortunately nothing was forthcoming from my extensive investigations so I am reduced to my highly educated guesses.
My first thought was that the jiffy bag, which is actually a rather fancy envelope rather than a satchel, contained the first draft of Mr Bradley's acceptance speech which he used after his 2012 Tour de France victory. What a wizard jape about a raffle that was! Blimey! You wouldn't blame him for wanting a team employee to closely guard that comedy gold over a few borders. It has since been revealed that the package contained medical supplies though so that idea was out. "Hold on! Medical supplies! For a cyclist! Surely it must EP ruddy well O!" I hear you say. Well just hold on there a minute. UKAD have investigated Mr Simon Copes' package and say it's nothing out of the ordinary. I have to say I was running out of ideas but then I remembered something Mr Wiggins-Sir said to me during the Tour de of Britain. We were talking about the time he met Her Majesties The Queen to get his knighthood. I asked him if Mr Chris had got a knighthood. He replied "Nah, don't be effin silly. The closest ees been to the effin Queen is when ees with Michelle because she's a royal pain in the arse". Geronimo! That's it! Mr Copes was delivering hemorrhoid cream to Mr Froomes! But that couldn't be it either as Mr Froomes wasn't at the same race as Mr Wiggins-Sir. So if it was something medical that isn't a banned substance but isn't hemorrhoid cream?
Of course! It seems so obvious! You will all be kicking yourselves my Mr David undoubtedly reveals all in parliament.
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