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Cut the Cheese: or, Dino's Mighty Wind
A week of posts inspired by my recent reading. Here's an excellent book by Sam & Bobbie O'Steen — Cut to the Chase: Forty-Five Years of Editing America's Favorite Movies.
Sam O'Steen cut THE GRADUATE and ROSEMARY'S BABY and became Mike Nichols and Roman Polanski's go-to editor. His book, "as told to" his wife and edit-room assistant, is full of good creative advice, often encapsulated in handy mottos — "Movie first, scene second, moment third," — and also full of terrific gossip and anecdotes, as O'Steen was frequently on-set and witnessed the activities of a lot of very strange, talented, obnoxious people…
Some of the best stories arise from one of the worst films O'Steen was involved with, HURRICANE — Dino De Laurentiis' epic turkey remake of John Ford's group jeopardy potboiler, which was already not very good, despite sharing a lot of credits with Ford's next film, STAGECOACH. The rehash was planned by Polanski but dropped due to his legal difficulties — it's tempting to say that Polanski dodged a bullet, but you can't really say such things, can you?
Jan Troell landed in the hot seat, with Lorenzo Semple on script, Sven Nykvist shooting, Danilo Donati designing, and stars Mia Farrow, Timothy Bottoms, James Keach, Jason Robards, Trevor Howard, Max Von Sydow and non-star Dayton Ka'Ne. And with all that talent, it's deadly dull to watch. David Wingrove disagrees with me, and suggested that the film was a promising one that had been butchered in the edit, as evidenced by awkward jumps in the story and huge sets that are barely used. But O'Steen's account makes it clear that many scenes were never actually filmed, and the imposing but underused sets are a regular result of Donati's work — the crew on FLASH GORDON also complained that Donati never read the script, just a breakdown of scenes, so he would spend his budget freely on whatever interested him, building vast interiors for scenes that might only play for moments in the film, and skimping on others so you might find yourself shooting twenty minutes of action in a broom closet.
Many of the problems O'Steen was vexed by didn't strike me as terribly serious — Mia's hair and makeup may not be flattering, but I've seen worse. O'Steen had to create passion between the leads where none existed — Farrow eschewed any on-set romance with her unknown co-star, instead bedding Troell, then Nykvist, then (it's heavily implied) Bottoms, leaving a trail of broken hearts in her wake. And they were all stuck in Bora Bora for six months while this was going on. There's a big swimming scene which isn't sexy or romantic (because it's not there in the script or performances) but sure looks nice. It's bloody looong, though. I guess O'Steen had to lay it on thick to compensate for the chemical inertia.
The crew arrived at a specially built hotel… that was still being built.
Franco Rossi was leading a second unit shooting waves, but they all got drunk and left their film cans to get flooded on the rocks.
Mia was seen at dinner with her beautiful son Fletcher on her lap… and all her adopted kids sitting on the floor, ignored.
Jan Troell's love for Mia resulted in him ignoring the scenery and the story and shooting endless close-ups of his adored star. In the final film, O'Steen must have used every camera move he could find, because he complains Troell wasn't shooting any.
Bottoms urinated on De Laurentiis' shoes in a fit of pique, then hastily wrote an apology, in fear for his life.
Troell was promised final cut… then paid off with $25,000 to stay out of the edit room.
When Mia was feeding poor Dayton lines for his close-ups, she wouldn't bother looking at him. She could read lines and do crosswords at the same time. Well, he's no Jon Hall.
"Four down, nine letters, a mighty wind."
She was also reportedly heard to refer to him as "the animal."
Dino: "All directors are stupid. Anybody who gets up so early every day to say 'Good morning' to all those sons-of-bitches has to be stupid."
Symbolism! God caber-tosses a crucifix at Trevor Howard!
With all this, and the drink and drug consumption, the VD outbreak ("You'd be surprised who has it," said the unit nurse) and the malfunctioning toilets, plus all the grade-A talent, it's amazing how dull the film is. The actual hurricane is good, especially as it wipes out a lot of the characters who have been boring us for two hours, but the natives are used as colourful cannon fodder, as usual, so it's also kind of offensive. When our young lovers are left alone on a lifeless, flattened atoll at the end, it's questionable whether we're meant to expect them to survive or not, though we don't actually care one way or the other.
Worse than KING KONG. But the behind-the-scenes action might make a good movie.
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7 Responses to "Cut the Cheese: or, Dino's Mighty Wind"
david wingrove Says:
Please remember I am not the only person who enjoyed this film! I do know at least one more.
dcairns Says:
Yes, and I just heard from another via Facebook. At least three people! I'd like to see more Troell to see him at his best, that might help. It's clear from the book that he didn't have very sympathetic collaborators on this one.
David Ehrenstein Says:
You will find my review of "Shark-Boy of Bora-Bora" the "Hurricane" follow-up designed to make Dayton Ka'ne a star HERE
I guess I don't need to ask if the film succeeded in making him a household name…
John Warthen Says:
Jan Troell's early work– the three Criterion Collection films, magnificent– don't need defending. But among the films he made much later, let me nominate the '96 HAMSUN for rediscovery, a weirdly compelling epic about toxic genius, elevated by what may be Max von Sydow's greatest performance.
Ooh! Well, that DOES sound intriguing.
John Seal Says:
I've never seen the remake, but I'm a bit surprised you don't rate Ford's The Hurricane, which I've always considered one of his best. Of course, my opinion is coloured by the fact I don't like westerns much…