I'll be spending Christmas Day under a duvet with Vogue Williams' new book and a bottle of gin (I know which I'll get through faster). Vogue's book is a self-help tome that promises to help you to become the best version of you... basically by copying Vogue. Of course, there's nothing basic about Vogue. And I think she probably is the best version of me that I can be. But can we all agree that if somebody else is telling you what to do, it's technically not 'self-help'?