The links below are .mp3 recordings of my announcements and sponsors as "Cormac Mór, the Voice of the War", short enough for use as a ringtone. These are just some of the bits I've done over the years; if you remember a particular sponsorship or announcement that you don't see here, please let me know and I will do my best to record and post it.
Please note: the jokes made in the files below are made in good humor, and with no harm intended to anyone. If you have a hard time laughing at yourself, please don't click on these links or use them as your ringtone. It goes without saying that these messages are not endorsed by the Society for Creative Anachronism Inc.
NEW! Internet PSAs: These are recordings suitable for use in Facebook Messenger or similar when someone says something awful and you need them to go away.
That is all! Thank you, and enjoy your war!
…the soothing, dulcet tones of WQLW, 749, Slippery Rock.