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Movies That Are So Bad They're Not Even Worth Our Time, Christmas Edition (MTASBTNEWOT Christmas)
In our vast Christian entertainment viewing experience, we sometimes come upon films that we can hardly justify writing a full review for. Therefore, for your convenience, so you don't have to go watch those free films that invade your suggested watch list in on-demand video services, we've provided a quick overview here. For now, here's a collection of Christmas films that fall into this category.
It's very hard to explain
Beverly Hills Christmas
This is barely a Christmas movie at all except that it's based on the typically bizarre magic premise you find in many knockoff holiday films. Dean Cain and a Meryl Streep lookalike star in this movie that's filled with wacko works-based theology and abstract vague fantasy lingo and concepts. Apparently some dead woman has to get into heaven by making her spoiled brat daughter act good, so she decides to bring a nice kid back to life by shooting lightning into his skull even though Dean Cain told her not to touch people. It's a shame this off-the-wall movie wasted a decent character arc and a remotely interesting idea.
Look, a rose!
Natalie's Rose
Also barely a Christmas film (or a Christian one), this time about a horse named—guess what—Rose. Basically, this movie wastes an hour of your time on farm footage and sitting around talking before coming to the shocking conclusion: the horse is a "special" horse that turns into a rose. [ENTER GIANT FACEPALM HERE]. No joke. The production is terrible and most people won't even make through the entire slogfest to see the main character having hallucinations about glowing horseback riders at night. How this garbage gets made is beyond us.
DAX!
When you use kids with cancer as props and parade vain Christian actors and actresses in front of the camera in some kind of lame attempt to raise money for St. Jude's Children's Hospital in a shameless commercial soliciting you for money, we don't have much respect for you. Sure, St' Jude's does some great things and helps families in need, but can't we just have a normal movie without all the advertising, drama, and pageantry? They didn't even try to make this true story a realistic plot. It's really shameful when you have characters telling you to make donations.
December 19, 2016 January 13, 2019 by Box Office Revolutionary Categories: Movie Reviews, Opinion PiecesTags: 1998, 2015, Abby de Vos, Allan Creel, Andrew McKellips, Andy Cohen, Anita Renfroe, Boonie Publishing & Productions, Brandon Tyler Russell, Brian Skiba, Brooke Bryan, Bruce Marchiano, Burgess Jenkins, Candace Cameron Bure, Christian Nelson, Christopher Shone, Clayton Cannon, Dean Cain, Dee Smiley, Dendrie Taylor, Donna Spangler, Eric Jay Beck, Erin Bethea, F.D. Lewis, Five Arts Films, Gary Wheeler, George Newbern, God & Country Entertainment, Hayden Nelson, Heather Rezin-McKellips, Heidi Creel, Horse, Ian McKellips, Jeanne Neilson, Karl T. Wright, Kaya Millar, Kelsey Kupecky, Kirsten Lea, Lance W. Dreesen, Lynn Marie Sager, Mara Rydell, Mark Friedrichsen, Matthew West, Mike Rutkowski, MTASBTNEWOT, My Three Sons Films, Nicholas Shone, Oregon Pacific Pictures, Paul McKellips, Ravin Spangler, Remarkable Entertainment, Sam Taft, Satyricon Pictures, Simona Fusco, Sophie Sinise, Susan Rumor, Timothy McKellips, Uplifting Entertainment, Vincent De Paul	1 Comment
Beyond the Heavens [2013] (Movie Review)
Oliver Henry wonders what is really out there, beyond the stars in the night sky. Ever since the tragic death of his brother, his family has never been the same. But that has only made Oliver all the more curious about the true nature of reality. So when a mysterious man comes to town and reads to the local kids after school every day, Oliver finds himself drawn to the man's unique outlook on life. Though his mother is skeptical of everything the strange man does, Oliver looks deeper and deeper into his claims and into how others view reality. What he finds is not what he expected, but is exactly what he was looking for.
Echolight Studios is known for its quality productions, and Beyond the Heavens is no exception. The camera work is professional, as is the video quality. However, lighting is inconsistent throughout, with some scenes being too dark. Audio quality is fine but the soundtrack is uninspiring. There is an odd use of special effects and overlays in an attempt to make the movie mysterious. Unfortunately, this also contributes to the editing being confusing and isolating. Therefore, once again, Echolight has the potential to go all the way, but does not. Needless to say, this does not only apply to the production quality.
Beyond the Heavens is a very ethereal and mystical experience, one unlike any other movie we have reviewed. However, this is not a good thing. The 'plot' is very unclear and murky, consisting of vague and meandering ideas and cryptic dialogue. It's like Corbin Bernson is winking at the audience with every scene, waiting to reveal some great secret, but it's never revealed. The whole has a very tip-of-the-tongue feel, like the characters know something you don't but never intend to let you in on the secret. As the characters wax eloquent and philosophize about the true nature of reality, the viewer is left, in the end, with a more confusing view of reality than before. Is Bernson advocating for or against Darwinism? Is he a creationist? Does he really believe that angels come to earth on the tails of comets? Is Bernson suggesting that reality is not what it seems? If so, what is his view of reality? Only God knows the answers to these questions as Bernson spends 90 minutes toying with his 'big reveal' and dancing around whatever his philosophical worldview is. It's basically just a waste of your time.
This cast is mostly average in their delivery. Some acting coaching is present, but some cast behavior is head-scratching. There are too many unnecessary emotional swings. However, costuming is appropriate. Overall, this is just an average performance.
What is to be made of Corbin Bernsen? What is his place in Christian film? Is he trolling? Is he a great mind misunderstood? Whether it's abstract musings like Beyond the Heavens or half-hearted satire like Christian Mingle or In-Lawfully Yours, Bernsen's motivations for making Christian films are very unclear. It's possible that he's smarter than us all and doesn't know how to show it. But it's also possible that he's just trying to make a quick buck off of Christian audiences. Reality is probably somewhere in between. Regardless, Beyond the Heavens really needed to be rethought before anyone spent money on it, because it falls flat and is unable to properly convey whatever message it is trying to present.
November 15, 2016 January 14, 2019 by Box Office Revolutionary Categories: Movie Reviews, Sci-FiTags: 2013, 3.5 points, Annmarie Aronoff, Brian Copping, Bruce Davison, Chris Aronoff, Colton Lowe, Corbin Bernsen, Dendrie Taylor, Home Theater Films, Lawrence Pressman, Lloyd Warner, Nathan Gamble, Paul Punyi, Sci-Fi, Team Cherokee Productions, Vernee Watson	1 Comment