You can spot a Maria's Tower Freshman by the way they dress, sashaying into the class they live in the same building as 20 minutes late, sporting sweats and a plate a of waffle fries and chicken tenders. Living conveniently in the same building as all of their classes means that they can literally just roll out of bed and show up. They're also undeniably subject to some of the most traumatic housing experiences since they live in the filthiest dorm at Pace, so next time you spot a Maria's Tower freshie looking worn out and groggy, just give them a break.
Chinese exchange students at Pace University are notorious for only congregating amongst themselves, and for being really, really fashionable. You probably don't know one personally, but you know when you see them.
Like our Chinese exchange students, you can usually spot a Russian exchange student walking 30 minutes late into your Com lecture sporting a mink coat, stiletto heels, and a latte. If not that, they're usually posted up in front of the entrance steps with the Frenchies chain-smoking a pack of cigarettes. Why Pace has so many freakishly fashionable international students, I'm not sure. But I'm all here for the style inspiration!
Alas, my category at Pace University has also made the cut. You'll find us SJWs often engaging in arguments over politics with Lubin Business majors, or congregating at non-profit panels and seminars on controversial topics in our political climate. Stirring up a debate about the Trump administration with us is just asking for your demise.
Which one of these students have you run into on campus at Pace University? Comment below!