Hello, its 12 O'clock and time for some funnies. Andreaa is still away on another holiday in Turkey so it is left to me to cover her backside again. Last time she went away she gave me a couple of posts for me to post in her absence. No such luck this time. To be fair though, she doesn't half work some hours for that shop of hers so maybe we can let her off this time. Unfortunately, it means you will have to put up with me again for this week but she should be back next week.
So a bit more Paul Smith this week telling us the story of a fake taxi driver over in Liverpool. This guy sells drugs all week but pretends to be a taxi at the weekends to help make ends meet. Apologies if you are not a linguist because he does speak with quite a broad Scouse accent and when he speaks quickly he can be difficult to understand – for non-Scousers anyway. So enjoy the story of his favourite cabbie.
He's funnier than most of the comedians on Live at The Apollo.
£7.50 for a lift home and a line?
Knowing I shouldn't attempt to hole punch 12 sheets of paper at once gives me such a rush. What a time to be alive.
Oi what ya doin geggin in on me funnies? Am back now yanoo!!
I was just covering for you while you were on your holibobs. So now you're back you can tell us all about your holiday for the Angry Andreaa Show.
I gathered my three dogs together and told them that I run this house not them. I've never heard dogs LOL before.
I have applied to be the New Manager at Manchester United.
So need to see this guy live!
Prove you are Human: What is 5 + 4?