Think it through before you choose a boo.
Riverdale is finally back and everyone is, predictably, very hot. There's a lot to like about each character, but nobody's perfect (especially in this town) and you can't help but wonder — would you actually want to date any of these characters? Flip through the pros and cons of dating them and decide for yourself.
•You like dogs? Yeah, puppies? Archie's a human version of those.
•You may get a very slow song written about you.
•We all saw the shirtless boxing scene, no need to be coy about it.
•The drama isn't always his fault, but it's always there.
•Have fun fighting Veronica with your own hands.
•Great face. A+ in the face department. Ten out of ten.
•Milkshakes + Motorcycles are your primary date material and that rocks.
•You can talk to him forever about anything, because he sure does know everything.
•He knows he knows everything and that could get super tedious.
•By right of birth he may run a violent gang.
•I feel like he'd make fun of you for watching a show like Riverdale.
•You've heard of a sugar daddy, now try...the Sugar Veronica.
•She has never looked anything but 100% perfect every second of every day of her life and that's on purpose.
•Her "New Veronica" thing means she's trying extra hard to be nice these days.
•She is wearing the Chanel boots, and she will let you know she is wearing the Chanel boots.
•Good luck with her parents, they're...mobsters?
•Betty comes with the package, get ready for a lot of (very welcome) third-wheel dates.
•Betty Cooper is an angel, full stop. Look at her. Look at her again. That's an angel.
•Dark Betty is also an angel probably; this is not really a con.
•Kevin is the kind, smart hero of a true crime podcast so if you're into that, go for it.
•He's so tall and handsome as hell.
•I have this really vivid image of going apple picking with Kevin Keller and how cute he would be in a lil flannel shirt hauling around an apple bucket.
•Lot of making out by Sweetwater River, which sounds cold.
•Probably a little busted up over his ex, who might turn up again any second now.
•"You're dating the sheriff's son?" Ugh, that'll get old.
•Cheryl is the gothic heroine in every spooky story you've ever read and it's dope, you know that's dope.
•She will rule the universe one day and being her consort is bound to bring some perks.
•She will literally murder anyone who tries to hurt you, with a brick, in front of you, to prove her devotion.
•That is one scary lady.
•If she dies first she'll haunt you until you join her in the void.
•She's a cat-themed rock goddess, what else do you want?
•If you're ever scrambling for a comeback, Josie has you covered. Her tongue is both sharp and silver.
•She can be a bit...catty.
•She probably doesn't have a lot of time for a relationship right meow.
•You will have to put up with the occasional kitty pun.