As long as you have your say!
Or feet in your shoes?
of any neighbor you choose?
A terrible mailman. What do you actually know?
YOU give me the mail of my cool neighbor Joe!
Do you look up and down streets? Look 'em over with care?
My address is on the portico. Why won't you choose to look there?
you're too vapid to give me the mail that I seek.
in my box to put down.
It's Joe's mail that I've found.
The address is on the envelope there!
Do you not look? You do not care?
MY MAIL I WON'T GET!
"Do you have all my bills?
A mailman that has the ability to see?
I've seen more brains in a ragged old kite.
And now I can't pay my electric bill tonight.
And your mail delivery skills.
Get left in a Lurch.
You come down from the lurch.
Messing up mail all the time.
Where's my L.L. Bean catalog?
In this neighborhood all the addresses are marked.
You deliver in the daytime. It's not even dark!
When you show up to work, are you drunk on the gin?
Is my mailbox so scary you can't put mail in?
Are you three-quarters asleep? Is your hat on too tight?
Do you go around the back and sneak in from behind?
It's supposed to be simple, yet my mail I can't find.
Useless are you? Entirely yes!
I'm going brown. Thanks UPS!
I don't mean to sound curt.
It needs an amber alert.
Oh, my mail I won't receive!
'Cause the mailman I have tries to deceive.
There are bills to be paid. There are catalogs to peruse.
Which makes you the losing-est loser of all.
Can you not check the address? Why can't you see?
you lose Joe's mail too.
'cause you're dumber than poo.
you've been quite a lot.
That mail could be delivered better by an army of ants.
On and on you will fail.
So be sure when you fail.
give us great heart attacks.
You'll never, ever be dexterous and deft.
Your brain is so angry that it got up and left.
And will you fail to succeed?
My mail is in stasis!
And it's there to stay.
So, give me Joe's mail.
When you pass by this way!
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