ME: Stuffing dollies is so tricky. How do you know when it's enough stuffing?
NICK: You ask the impossible, madam!
ME: Stop pretending to be Adam Adamant.
NICK: But it's such fun.
NICK: If you'd said you'd wanted dinner at 7pm, I'd have moved heaven and earth to make it happen.
ME: I've been saying I would like dinner at 7pm for the last twelve years.
NICK: But I thought you meant you wanted dinner at 7pm in the abstract.
ME: Your desperate need to contradict me has rather gotten away from you this time. You don't need to contradict me all the time.
NICK: I was going to say 'I don't', but that would be contradicting you.