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"Who's bored of GW26 already ? ๐ค Plan your GW27 teams early with this handy , VERY accurate tool ... Richarlison Triple Captain for me ( against Arsenal ) with my VC on TAA ๐คฃ ๐ช๐ต๐ฎ๐'๐ ๐๐ผ๐๐ฟ ๐ณ๐ฎ๐๐ฒ ? @USER <URL>",
"@USER @USER @USER You win ๐ Rashford being fed by Fernandes ๐ฅ",
"@USER @USER @USER rashford โ s has been injured for the past month and is expected to come back in around 2 months ... someone doesn โ t watch much football",
"@USER @USER @USER I'm literally a united fan Mr Smith ๐คฃ"
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@USER @USER @USER you clearly know nothing about football or mufc . nailed on that you โ ve never been to old trafford โ Mr Goodwin ๐คฃ โ
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"I โ m strangely self conscious now <URL>",
"@USER Oh my gosh . I can โ t sit up .",
"@USER @USER I โ m glad my church isn โ t the White House . It โ s family ."
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@USER @USER @USER This is all I can see or hear right now #ThatsPreachinRightThere ๐ ๐ ๐ <URL>
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"May #God be with us ALL forever and ever going forward ... #Prayer",
"@USER God will save you . God will save me . No matter how degrading your life in the world , God will save you . God's plan is to save everyone . - Excerpt from \" The One God \" by Marshall Vian Summers"
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@USER May #God's heart be UPON and WITHIN us ALL . May #God's heart save us ALL and bring us ALL back to whole ! Ezekiel 36:26 <URL>
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"An update on what โ s happening with @USER Went to du store in MCC to change ownership of a sim . Told it would be done quickly . Waited about 1.5 hours and got it processed 1 / x",
"Met the least interested customer service rep I โ ve EVER met . Applied 2-3 times and didn โ t explain anything about any plan . Then told us wait 10 mins and it would be completed 2 / x",
"Told it would take about 10 mins . We waited a day . Called many du reps through customer care . Everyone passed the blame around . Got in touch with @USER here and they โ re still โ working โ on it 3 / x",
"Called @USER again they said my line โ s gone to business department and transferred me there . Business line tells me they have no record or way to help . ... the next is the best part ... 4 / x"
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@USER tells me I โ ve to go back across Dubai to the store I did this at and meet the agent who started this to fix it . They โ ve washed their hands off of this . And I โ m here stranded without a working sim . I have more stories by the way . Stay tuned .
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"There should be consequences for sanctuary states that issue driver licenses to illegal aliens or that defy federal immigration law . My bill will cut off federal funds to lawless sanctuary jurisdictions harboring criminal aliens and terrorists . <URL>",
"@USER @USER Not only regular class ( c ) but also they should be consequences for states giving class A CDL and not following CFR 391.11 FMCSA wants to know what is causing more fatality's on our hwy's & destruction to our infrastructure well their it is ."
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@USER @USER @USER Right , because white American citizens are perfect drivers and never cause accidents or fatalities . #givemeabreak What are your sources ? As in plural and unbiased .
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"shawn hufford just admitted that instead of going out and working a job , he runs constant gofundme campaigns and spies & eavesdrops on a discord server on other peoples conversations ... newsflash - ive known that sheena and 1st world are on steves side and purposely let them stay",
"@USER Care to screenshot that ? I'd like to see that one",
"@USER @USER Sure Support a creator or artist so they can create ๐ ๐ผ Charity should be for those in need sick , struggling people who are unable to provide due to extenuating circumstances ? How about children starving ? Homelessness ? Tragedy ? R ppl really taking advantage of others kindness ๐คฎ"
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@USER @USER @USER Yeah because these people have taken a gun to the head of the people donating to make them donate Donating to something is a fucking CHOICE .
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"We are currently recording an Emergency Podcast System episode of โ RUMBLE with Michael Moore โ & will post it by 10:59 pm tonight . I will address what happened in Iowa and what I think is really going on . I โ ve spent the day investigating it & drawing my own conclusions . STAND BY . <URL>",
"@USER I โ ve been waiting for your thoughts . Thank you !"
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@USER @USER . Waiting for Michael Moore is like waiting for @USER to say something that is self serving , exaggerated and simply conspiracy focused . Poor Mike . He โ s fallen down a rabbit hole
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"@USER Where have you been , oppa ? Let's talk about your black hair !",
"@USER Aww so , how about my black haired ? Is it suits with me ? ๐"
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@USER I thought you were wearing a wig .. ๐ฅ But it's definitely suit you well ! You look so keen . Hastag #handsome
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"This is what America looks like โ ๐ฝ <URL>",
"@USER @USER Traiters occupy the Senate and the White House <URL>"
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@USER @USER @USER did you forget ... literally 2 months ago its been proven that whole thing was literally made up ... but keep that up , you don't sound as crazy as Alex Jones at all
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"Unfortunate #niteflirt has suspended my account bc this photo contains nudity . Not the first time feeling bullied by this company . Be sure and check out all the disgusting obese chics though . As well as the women / men using completely fake accounts . Find me on #camsoda dab_goddess <URL>",
"@USER What in the world does another flirt's weight have to do with you getting called out by niteflirt ๐ง"
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@USER You're right . There are more disgusting things than obese women on NF . I love how people stand for injustice and make up excuses to avoid the real issues .
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"like why do ya'll complain about aim assit ? i've played controller for all my life and i just went on kbm . u guys have so many advantages stop complaining <URL>",
"@USER this is fake u sped it up #aimassistisop"
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@USER NO u are not gonna fake a kbm clip to help aim assist . there is no possible way u are that already the clip is fake
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"#Expectation is full of #surprise My thing is to expect the worst & #hope for the varies according to how the is arranged . <URL>",
"@USER Yes , that's one approach . I try to practice equanimity and over time have gotten better at not having either . But ... it's still a work in progress lol ๐คช ๐"
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@USER Everything is a work in #progress . I #believe in progress more than #perfection . We can , and get near to , it shows in the one made over a period of . ยฉ ยฎ B.B.Welderufael
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"Joining late ... IMO , publishing , blogging , tweeting : its all about contributing to community conversations . If u have something valuable to say , it will impact the conversation and people will value u for it , regardless of citations or impact factors . #MedEdChat",
"@USER How can we get promotions committees to rethink some of this ? #mededchat"
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@USER @USER Yes of course you can . But probably need to do this by publishing papers .. lol . Check out the work by @USER et al <URL> et al <URL> And group : <URL> Turn into white paper for P & T cmte !
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"First of all , dear RTer @USER , INFLUENCERS @USER @USER and ENGAGED MEMBERS , it was so cool to record this song ... Secondly , may the party continue , #bFFs ! Everybody's dancing ! Happy February ! <URL>",
"@USER @USER @USER Love you Layeh . Perfect way to help me celebrate my Birthday ."
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@USER @USER @USER Really ? Woah ! HAPPY ( late ) BIRTHDAY TO YOOOOOU ! , Lรคyeh .
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"\" Alliance committed to working for residents \" Our letter in this week's Courier <URL>",
"@USER Please see my letter ' Is this really progress for town ? ' !",
"@USER @USER With respect , there were some factual problems in your letter . It referred to a closed Town Hall , a closed police station , no library , no adult education and no tourist information service . All of these services are alive and well .",
"@USER @USER You , in turn , are misquoting what I said . I was comparing current facilities to those of the past . Knee jerk defensiveness - deriving from partisan political views - inhibits progress ."
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@USER @USER @USER Matt would never misquote or take something out of context .
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"My new baby is here ! Having said that does anyone want codes for fortnite , minecraft or sea of theives ? ? #xboxones <URL>",
"@USER What i love more os your vhs down the xbox , #feelings #oldschool",
"@USER Thats honestly my precious . Im keeping that till i die"
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@USER Like me And the best Watching films on It , like Alien #alien
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"Grammatical deception used to move Australia out from under our constitution and into the hands of the current corporation . <URL>",
"@USER Careful what you watch & the information contained",
"@USER Vatican Owns the City of London ? ? = ? ? The rights and privileges of the City of London are enshrined in Magna Carta โ s clause 9 โ as enumerated in 1297 โ and , along with clauses 1 and 29 , it remains in statute ."
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@USER " The City of London - - probably - - more than likely - - owns the US Federal Reserve " = ? ? Consider this = <URL>
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"Mulvaney's job in doubt now that impeachment dust has settled <URL>",
"@USER @USER Worst president we ever had . He wants to be king , and that's it"
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@USER @USER @USER wing Republicans have always been praying for more executive powers for a sitting president like this #Orange #PresidentTrump . Reason why was there and given a medal by .
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"The #1001albumchallenge continues with @USER and her record \" Lady in Satin \" . It is smooth and a bit sleepy but remarkable as it seems she was struggling with a serious drug addiction at the time .",
"@USER @USER released \" Atomic Basie \" in 1958 and its a thrill ride of energy and amazing playing ."
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@USER @USER " Time Out " by @USER on the other hand , is great . Aside from the legendary song " Take Five " the music is stylish and smooth and has a wonderful cinematic quality .
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"Oh FFS Rush Limbaugh getting the Medal of Honor is a low I sure wasn โ t expecting .",
"I will just leave this here : <URL>"
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@USER The misogyny in this thread is not surprising .
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"Well fuck the Tithe Barn in Brockworth then . <URL>",
"@USER โ Inappropriate in modern society โ . Why , which period of history are you living in ?"
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@USER @USER Well , it can โ t have been a woman that made the decision because she would be barefoot , pregnant and in the kitchen .
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"@USER @USER @USER Oh Debbie you silly boomer . Real Americans don โ t tell each other to leave OUR country just because we disagree .",
"@USER @USER @USER Damn . This went sky high over your head . You think you โ re the first to tell someone to leave this country and not come back , because you got your panties in a wad . Real creative , silly B ! ๐ ๐",
"@USER ๐ ๐คก โ ๏ธ seek help sweetie , you need it desperately ."
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@USER Oh , B . Take a nap , you โ re not good a comebacks . ๐
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"Pod later , so chuck your #SHITGOOD nominations at me and @USER",
"@USER @USER #Shitgood #Shit England , I mean , there was no excuse for that level of shut was #Shit Ben Youngs , not all his fault but he missed massive overlaps and has completely lost his spark . No coincidence that whenHeinz , who wasn โ t perfect at all , came on England improved"
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@USER @USER #Shit Moving Curry from 6 and not putting a proper 8 in the starting line up . Ellis Genge . A massive bellend on the pitch , gloriously shithouse . More of this You know Edwards will be having the French squad doing 100 burpees for every point conceded
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"Any Canadians want to marry me so I can escape this hellscape that is my homeland ? I no longer feel safe here . Must have jokes , good personal hygiene , and WiFi .",
"@USER I unintentionally did this for the last 2 years of the Bush presidency ... good times . The internet sucks so hard tho , my hubs and I used to think it was our computers till he moved down on a fiance visa and we started gaming in Wa . State and it was jarring ."
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@USER What I miss the most are the Tim Hortons and Timbits #alwaysfresh #alwaystimhortons And now that you can grow your own weed it's become a discussion again
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"Has been almost no rain in Sydney โ s East since about 5.30 am this morning ๐",
"@USER There is a gap between third slip and gully there with no rain that the SCG could slide into this evening"
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@USER @USER Are you saying the bushfire relief match will be called off for rain ? ! @USER
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"Israel drawing up map for West Bank annexations : Netanyahu <URL> <URL>",
"@USER Take as much land as necessary ..."
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@USER @USER So , you're back in 1820 and 1880 . " Take as much land as you can , the Natives don't need it and we give a shit on them . Put them into reservation * . All's good . " * reservation : Guantanamo or comparable . I think Trump finds a solution . e . g . : Cages will do the trick too .
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"Democrats will never stop extending the hand of friendship to get the job done #ForThePeople . We will work to find common ground where we can , but will stand our ground where we cannot . #SOTU <URL>",
"@USER Not only will we stand our ground but we rip up a manifesto of LIES Way to own his soul tonight Speaker Pelosi"
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@USER @USER And disrespect every person honored tonight in that speech .
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"@USER @USER @USER There you go . I want 100 % if you were registered and running candidates .",
"@USER @USER @USER It just occurred to me that there should be a Disc Golf Party . Platform : Legalize Weed Three-hour lunch breaks",
"@USER @USER @USER Goedemorgen #MAHA โค ๏ธ Something funny first . I was LMAO at this Tweet from ๐ ๐ ๐ <URL>",
"@USER @USER @USER #MAHA โค ๏ธ ๐ด ๐น Make America Harmless Anywhere Make America Humane Already #NoMoreWars #DropTheMIC <URL>",
"@USER @USER @USER Hmm - Bernie is on a downward trajectory , and Biden is starting to surpass him now ? ๐ค",
"@USER @USER @USER #MAHA โค ๏ธ No look again . \" Vote-For-Bernie-Biden \" goes down and Bernie surpass him . And Warren on the sledge ๐",
"@USER @USER @USER Oh - you โ re right ! ๐คฃ I haven โ t had my tea yet - clearly I need it !",
"@USER @USER @USER #MAHA โค ๏ธ ๐ด ๐น #Bernie2020 #NotMeUs I read it , yes , interesting . Not that we already noticed all of this . And it also makes me angry to see it all summed up . Eikels ! ๐คฎ",
"@USER @USER @USER I like seeing it summed up that way by an organization like FAIR ( Fairness And Accuracy In Reporting ) . The centrists who gaslight us about how โ abusive โ we are can be given that as an answer to that mindlessly repeated claim ."
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@USER @USER @USER i never knew the USA buried the nuclear waste in the bikini atoll too ... :( & #angry <URL>
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"I--I don't even know where to begin but there's no reason this book should have 3.5 stars on Amazon #submission ( JOURNEY TO THE YEAR ONE BILLION , Gary Martin ) <URL>",
"@USER Wait , we're using eggplants to describe breasts now ? I thought it was used to describe a male part ... But now that I say that , why the hell are we using vegetables to describe body parts ? ! <URL>"
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@USER @USER Would you rather be compared to pieces of meat ? Wait a minute . Nevermind . People already do that .
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"I told @USER a while ago , he needed 2 โ acknowledge the pain of other people . โ Right now I have to do the same thing . I want to apologize for the comments I made . I realize there are a lot of Black women hurt and let down by what I said and also by what I didn โ t say .",
"I hear you , I respect you and understand you . I am sorry and I am here to support you . I spoke from my own personal point of view without first taking into consideration someone else โ s experience .",
"I allowed disrespectful comments directed at me and my family to cause me to react angrily instead of responding thoughtfully . This certainly caused more harm , and it is my hope that I can amend any pain I have caused to those who were hurt by my words .",
"@USER , I want you to know it was never my intention to invalidate your experience โ but that is what I did . I apologize . You have been through a lot in this business , and with that I empathize with the struggle toward fairness and equality in the workplace .",
"@USER You are a role model to the entire black community and In my desire to be professionally neutral as your co-worker , I should have at the very least understood you just needed my support . Sincerely , Terry Crews"
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@USER @USER To late You already said it ! You know @USER wasn't lying , You always dickriding and it gets you nowhere ! Please do better for your Black children ! I'm done with you ! Not supporting nothing you do !
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"Not sure what I've done or really what happened but two people that I genuinely liked blocked me . Has me bummed , and quite frankly , my feelings are hurt . So I think I'll be getting off twitter for the night , stay blessed everyone know that you're loved and you're good people ...",
"@USER Things happen on every one of my social media accounts . Don't take it personal , my friend . Ten years , and don't know who did what , or why things happened . I'll check out our connection , You're always welcomed + in my Prayers , @USER . <URL>",
"@USER Thank you , kind Cynthia , your words are very soothing and true , thank you from my heart to yours . You are in my prayers as well @USER <URL>"
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@USER day ! Enjoy the blessing of opportunity ahead . Soar in your own design . #BeYou #BePresent in His Light and Love and share it with the universe . , , and all flows from within . <URL>
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"... and like that the men โ s race has started ! ๐ฌ ๐ง ๐ Lets go @USER ๐ #Dubendorf2020 <URL>",
"5th for @USER as they get into the second lap ! ๐ฌ ๐ง ๐ <URL>"
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@USER @USER Keep going with the updates looks like this is the only coverage I'll get ...
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"Thread : I went to a Brexit Wake last night , and found out that the host had been in the civil service team that helped negotiate the Eastern enlargement of the EU back in 2000 . He kept saying how bad Brexit is from a foreign policy perspective ... ( 1 )",
"... and he was angry that people who know nothing about foreign policy had been allowed to vote on such a complex matter . ( I agree , of course ) . But it's the Brexit psychology that I'm still trying to nail down . It's not about foreign policy in any rational sense . ( 2 )",
"Class resentment is definitely a factor . Working class resentment of middle class people and attitudes is much greater than of proper toffs , because toffs don't share a neighborhood or schools with working class people . ( 3 )",
"Not that all Leave voters were working class . There is generational resentment too . Old people are annoyed that young people question their attitudes , and they blame the young for changes they don't like ( even if older people are really the ones responsible for the changes ) . ( 4 )",
"One thing I'm sure of : anyone motivated by resentment ( of people from abroad , younger people , richer people , more educated people ) basically sees Brexit as revenge . Those \" others \" are finally getting their comeuppance . ( 5 )"
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@USER It does seem to be this concept of โ others โ that has pervaded the whole debate . <URL> #DiversityandInclusion
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"Some excellent commentary by @USER @USER @USER and others <URL>",
"@USER @USER @USER Thanks for the shout out David !",
"@USER @USER @USER It's awesome that reaches out to historians that bring real expertise"
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@USER @USER @USER Sadly , a Three Year Old Is Likely to Have a Better Understanding of History than Those Three Pompous , Reactionary Gasbags #GOP #PartyOfLincoln #Democrats
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"@USER @USER @USER well what else would a marketing account would respond with .",
"@USER @USER @USER I created this account because I was sick of all the hating in the fandom . Why can't everyone like one part and let the others like their part . โฆ Why the bashing and hating and name-calling ?",
"@USER @USER @USER So you are a fake account ๐ค",
"@USER @USER @USER Am I living in a timeloop ? โฆ .. No",
"@USER @USER @USER Did I โฆ so everyone who recently created a Twitter account is a fake ?"
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@USER @USER @USER Wait your response should have been " Am I living in a timeloop ? โฆ .. No "
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"For a guy who couldn โ t get approved for the Ambassador to the U . N . years ago , couldn โ t get approved for anything since , โ begged โ me for a non Senate approved job , which I gave him despite many saying โ Don โ t do it , sir , โ takes the job , mistakenly says โ Libyan Model โ on T . V . , and ..",
"... many more mistakes of judgement , gets fired because frankly , if I listened to him , we would be in World War Six by now , and goes out and IMMEDIATELY writes a nasty & untrue book . All Classified National Security . Who would do this ?"
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@USER Anyone who worked for you and with you that wants America to know the truth would be smart enough to write a tell all book ! @USER @USER <URL>
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"God , please wash the Earth and rid the cancerous plague that walk among us . The world is sick no matter what political / societal illusion you choose to stand in . The collective is lost and has gone MAD . This is a precursor of the chaos to come . <URL>",
"@USER Firstly if she kissed my phone I'd consider it an assault and would defend myself accordingly . Her lips would be bleeding . ( I know because I've dropped my phone on my face while looking at it whilst lying on my back . ) Secondly #TrumpTranny ๐ #LoveTheTiara"
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@USER Lastly Project Paperclip MK Ultra is REAL and has never abetted . Poor soul . Pray for her . Now I feel guilty .
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"A great use of your next hour : Double-check your voter registration and ask two friends to do the same .",
"@USER I would , but you had my friends killed .",
"@USER @USER You only had two total friends .. maybe that says something about you ?",
"@USER @USER So you agree that she had at least two people killed ?",
"@USER @USER No ... I โ m just going to the logical conclusion of what you suggest ... maybe if you weren โ t so horrible , you โ d have more than two friends ."
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@USER @USER The original post said โ tell two friends โ ... and you said that you would but she killed them .. implying that there โ s not even another 2 friends for you to tell . !
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"We made a tough call this week to pull our 7yo from her school and teach her at home to meet specific needs . I was terrified . Maybe kinda still am . But now that I'm drafting lesson plans and assigning Haiku as our first writing lesson , I'm feeling proud and excited ! ! !",
"@USER We are in our third year of #homeschooling and it's still a little terrifying . Sometimes I think my kids are behind in this or that , and then I see what we have accomplished and what we can do in just a few minutes a day and I feel much better .",
"@USER It helps me to remember how much time in an institution is wasted . Then I feel less like I'm in over my head . Plus , my husband and I are educators . So I'm getting giddy about running the show ๐",
"@USER @USER I had to send the superintendent of whichever school district we were in at the time all sorts of paperwork , including a record of hours spent in instruction . We had to do the same amount of time as a public school , but every minute we spent was on instruction ."
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@USER @USER Some parents get creative with the record sheet , such as counting trips to the grocery store as instruction ( which it totally can be ) or taking a walk outside ( physical instruction ) . Don't forget recess . ( but not really ) Thankfully our state doesn't require it .
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"United States seasonal flu fatality rates around 0.1 percent . Current fatality rate for the coronavirus is 2.3 percent . 2019/2020 Flu Season Current Flu cases - 13 million Current Deaths - 14,000 2.3 % of 13 million = 299,000 deaths The #coronavirus is nothing like the flu .",
"@USER And that โ s the CCP reported cases ... ๐ฒ"
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@USER Yes , and we know how trustworthy they are !
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"#ZSHQ Field Report #2975 ๐จ Assistance Requested ! ๐จ Whilst attempting to refine my Camouflage Techneek , I became so invisible as to completely disappear ! Anyone having information as to my whereabouts , kindly let me know . @USER @USER @USER <URL>",
"@USER @USER @USER Looks look Willz we thinks we saw a paw #Zshq",
"@USER @USER @USER Oh , do tell ! ! I mean , tell me , for I see it not ! ! <URL>",
"@USER @USER @USER how pawzitively shakespearean of you , huzbandmine !"
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@USER @USER @USER But of course , oh darling kittywife , Who has beguiled my entire life . Many are they , Try as they may , But tis you who calms me through all strife . #PoetryOnTheFly
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"@USER @USER @USER well what else would a marketing account would respond with .",
"@USER @USER @USER I created this account because I was sick of all the hating in the fandom . Why can't everyone like one part and let the others like their part . โฆ Why the bashing and hating and name-calling ?",
"@USER @USER @USER But looking at your posts . All you've done is throw shade at those that don't agree with you . You jump into this thread and antagonize people . So maybe you're just a troll like Trekkie Tantrums and Terry .",
"@USER @USER @USER Not true , I am only here for discussion and confronting people with facts .",
"@USER @USER @USER I โ m sorry and I don โ t mean to disrespect you , but everybody else who comes along trying to defend Picard or STD has not been able to give us facts that aren't manipulated , taken out of context , or conjecture in some fashion .",
"@USER @USER @USER I am too mean no disrespect , but if we can get unprejudiced for a moment . Is it not the same for the \" other side \" , if I may call it that ?",
"@USER @USER @USER All I can tell you is that we see the shows and make criticism based on what we see in the writing the acting and anything else that comes along . It โ s all we had to go on . It is unacceptable to us",
"@USER @USER @USER Yes and that is ok , but can you understand that people like the new shows ( and the old ones too ) and just want to discuss it , that is what social media is for โฆ or do you think discussion on that matter is impossible ?",
"@USER @USER @USER I really don't get your points ! Bc there are a few ppl who genuinely like NuTrek , it's forbidden for ' the other side ' to criticise the same show ? Why don't you go back to your echo chamber , praise your NuTrek , and leave us alone ?",
"@USER @USER @USER I don't even know why they show up ? Do we show up in their discussions calling them bigots , idiots , racists , homophobes or similar things ? No ! But they can't stand people not liking it and they have to get vocal about it . Intolerant bigots . Now I did .",
"@USER @USER @USER Some times I think they just do it for getting up there so much like Demand Expressions . Who could possibly argue that Picard is failing when we force the people who doesn't like it to talk about it .",
"@USER @USER @USER If that's the goal , they are not very good in achieving it . We're talking more about Drekkie bigotry , fake accounts and the idiocy if the actors than about STD or STP ."
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@USER @USER @USER Well they can always pay us for this proper and successful marketing work .
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"@USER @USER @USER Hogan drew crowds for about 10 years , and only because he was backed by the genius of Vince McMahon . Jericho has been a top draw for over three decades . Plus has actual talent , and can do more than just scream at a a camera",
"@USER @USER @USER Hmmm I'm trying to figure out when & what year was Jericho ever a draw ? ! In the Mid card in WCW jobbing out to Goldberg ? Being an after thought as Undisputed champion ? Holding the record for most mid card titles in the WWE ? Wrestling William Regal at Wrestlemania ? LMAO <URL>",
"@USER @USER @USER How about the decades of tours with Fozzy , the best selling auto biographies , the fact he is still a relevant wrestler four decade after debuting . He has drawn more consistently at a high level than Hogan ever did . Jericho didn't have to rely on others to carry him either"
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@USER @USER @USER We talking about Jericho the WRESTLER not the singer ! Drawing more than Hogan consistently you have no proof of that , Hogan Vs Rock Wrestlemania craps on anything Jericho ever did , and even in TNA when Hogan was there it out drew AEW's current numbers ! ๐
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"At the precinct I covered ( Des Moines 36 ) , Sanders won more than 50 % and Pete got zero , which should net him 4 delegates when it posts . He's now behind by 3.5 . If that's the case , here are the people who won it for Bernie , counting themselves off 1 to 69 <URL>",
"@USER @USER It โ s ok . I just had to reply this to six other people . Clearly I โ m bad at portraying sarcasm on twitter",
"@USER @USER @USER I don โ t think that โ s you . It โ s just hard in general and we โ re too often trained and primed to be adversarial rather than apply the principle of charity which leads us to tend to presume the worst when there is ambiguity",
"@USER @USER @USER And I โ m pretty sure Ryan knows my stance already so I just assumed everyone else would . It โ s ok . I like the idea people defending such a statement as if it was posted in earnest ."
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@USER @USER @USER I use the or #snark hashtag to help alleviate confusion .
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"Interesting times for #USN , lots of bills to pay , especially the #SSBN , and no more money . <URL>",
"@USER This looks like posturing for the Post BCA ( FY22 ) world . Perhaps a funding re-balance is what they may be gunning for next year .",
"@USER I mean yeah , more money , either in service or through outside funding would obviously solve that problem . I just wonder whether that is really forthcoming . If not , something's gotta give ."
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@USER @USER Well they can ask cities to sponsor like in Russia
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"@USER @USER @USER Josh is a hoot isn โ t he , mamar ? ๐คฆ ๐ผ โ โ ๏ธ",
"@USER @USER @USER 100,000 people waiting for 24 hrs + makes a mess . The democrats don โ t have that problem .",
"@USER @USER @USER That speaks volumes for your critical thinking skills , or rather lack thereof . It โ s OK as long it โ s the GOP . Party over country . Would you volunteer to clean it up ?",
"@USER @USER @USER No probably not . It โ s half way across the country and I don โ t even have time to go to a rally let alone pick up your mess or anyone else โ s mess .",
"@USER @USER @USER Of course not . Leave it for the taxpayers that won โ t be reimbursed .",
"@USER @USER @USER 50 year low unemployment and even his rally โ s are creating jobs . He can โ t lose !"
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@USER @USER @USER Apparently your world-wide jobs don โ t require spelling skills . .
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"Today in @USER in the wild , here it is running on an iPad pro with a #RaspberryPi . <URL>",
"@USER @USER Try getting a raspberry pi through airport security <URL>",
"@USER @USER @USER Yeah ... fuck that shit . I always get randomly selected last thing I need is for a pi to ruin my day further .",
"@USER @USER @USER With the amount of travel I do , you'd believe that I'd have gotten randomly selected by now . Sorry to hear about that crap on your side .",
"@USER @USER @USER So much \" random \" checks for me",
"@USER @USER @USER I'm really starting to believe that those random checks aren't so random . I wonder if they have gotten worse since 2016 ."
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@USER @USER @USER If it's not me , it's my wife . I guess the logic is we terrorist together . It keeps our marriage together . #jokes
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"Irish TV history will be made on Saturday when @USER and @USER take to the floor as same-sex professional and celebrity dance partners , in a first for the dance series , both in the Ireland and in the UK ! #DWTSIrl <URL>",
"@USER @USER @USER The programme has no credibility ( Fr Ray ) so this is just another nail in its coffin . #DWTSIRL #TryingToHard"
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@USER @USER @USER Such a shame there are people like you showing such negativity . Did you realise #Dwtsirl has just won Best Tv programme at the #gossies so someone is watching and enjoying it ... #bekind
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"What might be a nice holiday destination for a family in #England during late summer ? Possibly near water so kids can swim ( if the weather allows ) . All suggestions much appreciated .",
"@USER Anywhere within 5 miles of a snooker tournament going on . Maybe Barnsley for some qualifiers ? ...",
"@USER There's a swimming pool in the Metrodome . Sorted !",
"@USER @USER How about Benidorm ? * ducks and runs *",
"@USER @USER * stops running for a sec * It's full of English people though ? * runs again *"
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@USER @USER Pretty much . Full of brexiteers most likely
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"@USER No , of course not , and I wouldn't want him to do so . As long as the SNP don't get a majority , I'll settle for that .",
"@USER @USER We need the SNP out of power , and somebody decent to run Scotland , we โ ll never thrive whilst the Nationalists have control"
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@USER @USER @USER Yayyyy ... Let's return to a Labour run Country ( because the Tories won't have a chance in Scotland ) ... It was wonderful ... You don't know , or understand just how lucky you are Anne ! ! ! ๐ค
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"๐ Liverpool end the weekend 22 points clear at the top of the league . The Reds need 18 more points from the remaining 13 games to win the league . <URL>",
"We can win the league as early as March 21 - at home to Palace . ๐ช <URL>"
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@USER But ... if #LeicesterCity win at home on Saturday 22nd February vs #ManchesterCity , we'll do it at #Goodison . Then we go away to , , , and as .
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"Hillary Clinton was wrong to say โ nobody likes Bernie Sanders โ and Rashida Tlaib was wrong to #BooHillary . They were both wrong . Now let โ s move forward and work together to save our democracy and vote out the most corrupt president in history .",
"@USER Every day Elizabeth Warren seems like a better option than the day before . She's the only candidate I feel comfortable saying this about ."
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@USER @USER @USER Feel the opposite . She really disappointed me w / unforced errors like taking the Pocahontas bait , the Bernie misogyny attack & her dumb #ImpeachmentTrial question about Justice Roberts .
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"Last night , President @USER delivered an inspiring State of the Union honoring so many amazing men and women in this country ! This is the Great American Comeback ! ๐บ ๐ธ <URL>",
"@USER @USER @USER should of threw water on Pelosi and reminded her to show some respect",
"@USER @USER @USER I think you meant to say \" should have thrown \" . Now go sit down and study some basic grammar while rest of us have an adult conversation .",
"@USER @USER @USER Take your gramerma and stand where the sun doesn't shine ๐คช ๐ ๐"
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@USER @USER @USER Gramerma ? TrumpU grad ? Nonetheless : 45th President will forever be IMPEACHED . !
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"LOL . This is hilarious . That lineup is awful , save a couple of people . <URL>",
"@USER Any event with Evan McMullin is exactly what you think it is"
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@USER @USER @USER Why do you hate principled conservativism ?
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"@USER Jersey mikes , chick fil a , panda",
"@USER And after i eat a meal I come to your house and shove you in a locker nerd"
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@USER Yeah after you eat Chick-fil-A on a Sunday come to my house . oh wait they โ re closed on Sundays . why would you pick something that is closed one day out of the week ? #NotAGoodChoice !
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"@USER @USER @USER The BEA data for 2018 says differently . Table below is BEA data sorted for decreasing real GDP per capita by state . <URL> There are four states ranking below Alabama . <URL>",
"@USER @USER @USER According to Trading Economics , the GDP per capita for the UK in 2018 was 42986 . This is not specified nominal or real and , if real , the normalization base . But using that number as is , the UK ranked with US states would come at 43rd , just ahead of Maine and just below Florida .",
"@USER @USER @USER thanks , I knew it was bunk ."
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@USER @USER @USER ? ? ? It met the standard of presidential communication .
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"Lol Stefan getting ratio'd by his fans on this one hahahaha <URL>",
"@USER It's a video of him explaining by eugenics is bad ."
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@USER @USER Lookit all the knuckledraggers claiming they're superior
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"@USER I โ ve got that song going round my head now !",
"@USER If there's anything Postman Pat can do , it's a round .",
"@USER I โ m getting my Pats mixed up here , I โ m the milk and dairy with this guy <URL>",
"@USER Is this your family album then ? <URL>",
"@USER I do have a worryingly large collection of beards and moustaches so yes , they are all my children ๐",
"@USER The beards and moustache collection - would that be an hairloom ?"
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@USER A vast collection passed down and worn by many of the ladies in my family .
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"You need to go to some better shows . <URL>",
"@USER @USER It seems to me that a majority of people roll their eyes to the majority of โ pop โ super bowl halftime performances . Personally the way these woman dress disgusts me . I wish the nfl would settle for something more authentic and pure ."
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@USER @USER @USER So this is your idea of disgusting ? Check your man card lay the door please . <URL>
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"The numbers don โ t lie . Thanks to @USER โ s pro-growth policies , the economy is BOOMING ! <URL>",
"@USER @USER If the economy is so great then why are we all working 2 jobs just to make ends meet ?",
"@USER @USER @USER Don โ t pretend to speak for me . I have one very good job .",
"@USER @USER @USER Good for you ... but what about the rest of the country ?",
"@USER @USER @USER What percentage of American workers have 2 jobs ? I know , but do you ?",
"@USER @USER @USER This economy is good for anyone who wants to work . I don โ t know you , but if you can โ t find a good job , your issue just might be you .",
"@USER @USER @USER You can scream that lie from the rooftops as much as you'd like , but it doesn't change the fact that our economy sucks and most people are barely able to make ends meet .",
"@USER @USER @USER Just read the Wall Street Journal . What I said is true . <URL>"
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@USER @USER @USER Because when I want an unbiased opinion on the economy , the wall Street journal is the place to go , right ? ๐ Try volunteering at your local food bank for a month .
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"Just setting some #goals . Who โ s with me ? ๐ช <URL>",
"@USER Ash and I definitely are , with pretty much the very same goals LOL โค ๏ธ + ๐",
"@USER @USER Hey Ash here . Selling or #Service ? Tell me you both ! ๐"
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@USER @USER Correction : Selling and #Service but for free ? Tell me guys ? But yeah let โ s for a while #TakeOver and later once our goals are achieved we โ ll leave it to the . What say ? ๐
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"To whoever might be arsed : I am not aware of any offer from anybody for any amount of money to reform the legendary Mancunian Rock โ n โ Roll group Oasis . I am fully aware though that someone has a single to promote so that โ s maybe where the confusion lies .",
"@USER Do you remember when your solo stuff was good ? Me neither"
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@USER @USER Tickle my feet with the NME
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"Getting hassled at my dealer for a @USER recall . Is it just me or does that say rental on Honda for the day ? <URL>",
"@USER As a first step we'd recommend discussing your concerns with the Service Manager at the dealership . ^ CV"
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@USER We will see if they call . Thanks for the support .
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"No it โ s not the #Brexit you voted for & I โ m sorry you were misled . Leave promised all sorts of stuff which wasn โ t true - extra ยฃ 350 million a week #NHS & a better economy . It may take years for the truth to emerge but we know now who lied to you & we will hold them to account . <URL>",
"@USER This guy didn't have to stand in the non - EU queue . For one more year , UK nationals will be treated like EU citizens .",
"@USER @USER Precisely .. this is just Remoaners propaganda ! !",
"@USER @USER @USER You think that guy is a Remainer ? Lol",
"@USER @USER @USER No but look at those who are piling on to this story ! ! !",
"@USER @USER @USER What about them ? The only \" propaganda \" here is a tweet from someone who thought voting for Brexit couldn't possibly carry any implications for travelling rights in Europe . No part of this is on Remainers",
"@USER @USER @USER But read his tweet he mentioned Brexit so go figure his point ๐คท โ โ ๏ธ ๐คฃ ๐คฃ ๐คฃ",
"@USER @USER @USER What makes you think that as non of his other posts have any hint of satire"
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@USER @USER @USER I'm pretty sure I can totally assign some feeling to this that aligns with my point ... ( )
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"We have a responsibility to use language appropriately . To understand that the variables of speaker & audience affects both the meaning & response . It โ s not a war on language . It โ s a request to understand the above ; as well as historical & personal context โ which language deserves <URL>",
"Alistair Stewart may well not be racist . I โ ve never met him . I have no idea . But โ angry ape โ has historically been attributed to black men to dehumanise and invoke fear . AS wasn โ t merely quoting Shakespeare , he was speaking to a black man . And that matters .",
"For a man who appears to walk around spouting Shakespeare from memory , he could have tried a little harder to pull out a quote about anger and ignorance that don โ t have the words โ angry ape โ in there . There are plenty . As I โ m sure he knows .",
"Would you enter into an argument with a Jewish person and call them Shylock ? But it โ s Shakespeeeeeeeaaaare ! ! The canonnnn ! ! ! Literatuuuuuuuhhhhre ! No . You fucking wouldn โ t . #AlistairStewart",
"@USER \" Hath not a Jew eyes ? Hath not a Jew hands , organs , dimensions , senses , affections , passions ; fed with the same food , hurt with the same weapons , subject to the same diseases , heal'd by the same means , warm'd and cool'd by the same winter and summer as a Christian is ? ...",
"@USER ... If you prick us , do we not bleed ? If you tickle us , do we not laugh ? If you poison us , do we not die ? And if you wrong us , shall we not revenge ? If we are like you in the rest , we will resemble you in that . If a Jew wrong a Christian , what is his humility ? Revenge ...",
"@USER ... If a Christian wrong a Jew , what should his sufferance be by Christian example ? Why , revenge . The villainy you teach me , I will execute , and it shall go hard but I will better the instruction . \"",
"@USER In defence of Shylock . A beautiful speech , of the time , relevant to 1600s Venice , from a soul like any other . Incredibly still relevant today .",
"@USER In defense of Shakespeare , he could not have known the Nazis would use The Merchant of Venice for propaganda ."
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@USER " Shakespeare does not question Shylock's intentions , but that the very people who berated Shylock for being dishonest have resorted to trickery in order to win . "
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"UPDATE - this was Fred Guttenberg , the father of Jaime Guttenberg , who was killed in the Parkland shooting <URL>",
"@USER Wondering was the man who yelled liar to President Obama during SOTU thrown out ? ? ?"
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@USER @USER I'm sure it was a Congressman , and no they didn't throw him out ... #dipshits
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"@USER @USER @USER they sucked dave gruel should โ ve sung lead and played all the instruments like he did in pearl jam",
"@USER @USER @USER Woah . this escalated quickly . Also - what is actually happening ? ?",
"@USER @USER @USER we made a ridiculous post today and we โ re just marveling at the one guy who didnt get the joke"
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@USER @USER @USER I sincerely apologize to all involved as I somehow made a 1 - hit wonder band from the 90 ' s relevant for a 48 - hour period . I will do better in the future at ensuring is understood from the start . ๐ฌ ๐ ๐คฆ โ โ ๏ธ
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"You wanna follow Islam , then follow Islam properly . Islam forbids music , singing , dancing . Stop music , singing , dancing . Islam forbids drawing human images . Stop drawing , painting , photographing human images . Simple .",
"@USER Ban the bikini , it promotes lust in men.simple",
"@USER @USER Ban islam , it promotes terrorism and lustful men like u . All problems solved .",
"@USER @USER U get sarcasm right ? , this issue is being blown out of proportion , this lady is jobless I think , she might need a job ."
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@USER @USER So by banning bikini she will get a job ?
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"@USER Trees , big fans , and deep-rooted plants : How to suck 2 gigatons of carbon from the atmosphere <URL>",
"@USER CO2 problem is 2 parts ; 1 . #Aragonite in #oceans #outgas \" absorbed \" , part of the today : CO2 + CO3 โ + H2O โ 2 HCO 3 - 2 . mixes , as the drops , CO2 stays ABOVE 400ppm > > 120ky , : <URL> : <URL>",
"@USER I'm well aware of of teh problem ( s . ) Can you reframe this in the form of a #ClimateSolution ?"
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@USER Yes , a " climate solution " is simple heat โข transfer . Planet is 2/3 rd H2O , thermal โข mass , air moves it around . #Poles are #ICE blocks to the . is in , CO2 or not : <URL> Game-OVER any temp target , CH4 , CO2 is : <URL>
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"Thailand is struggling for ideas to attract tourists . Here's a few . End dual pricing Sort out public transport in places like Phuket to make it easy and affordable for tourists Improve bus and van safety - not just talk End well known tourist scams outside popular attractions",
"@USER @USER i think we need to do more than that tbh",
"@USER @USER I agree , but Thailand needs to start someplace . Sadly , giving gifts to the 20 millionth traveller just doesn't cut it anymore ."
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@USER @USER @USER Yeah . What happened to pushing MICE ? Need to jump back onto that . Sure that โ s a winner right now . Honestly , cleaning up the environment , making it more accessible for older travelers and making the place safe would be a start for me .
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"Been staying in hospital with hubby for several days now and have noticed many interesting things to use as material for #writingcommmunity 1 . There is a Colostomy channel on TV - a whole channel - I shit you not 2 . The back of some people โ s necks are scary",
"3 . Nurses think you โ re deaf and / or asleep if you have your eyes closed and will say absolutely anything 4 . Nurses have a lot of drama going on at home 5 . Hospitals can make any food flavorless no matter what it is - even chorizo ... tbc",
"6 . When mistaken orders for tests are discovered no doctor is EVER to blame - the order was placed by a mysterious phantom doctor who doesn โ t exist in this universe"
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7 . When you get sick while staying in the hospital with your sick family member you need to leave the hospital to get seen by a medical professional , diagnosed and given meds . That is not available IN the hospital
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"People are rightly criticizing trump for abusing prayer breakfast and mocking faith ... but he is showing his true self ... he doesn โ t respect faith . faith in God is not his motivation . He has faith in whatever works for him and we have never seen evidence of any greater devotion <URL>",
"@USER Unlike you , your brother & @USER , he believes in the sanctity of human life . That โ s all I need to know . Too many phony Catholics / Christians out there with no spine ."
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@USER @USER @USER Single-platform voter , eh ? Guess you can ignore every other thing he's done because he is signed up with the evangelicals . Mighty Christian of you lol
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"The Leafs are going to trade for Subban before the deadline .",
"@USER Talk me into how I should feel about this .",
"@USER That's the number I have as acceptable as well . I figure Dermott + Kapanen for Subban @USER 6M and I'm smiling .",
"@USER @USER I doubt you'd even have to give up that much",
"@USER @USER I suspect there are a number of GMs that would be very willing to over pay for Travis Dermott",
"@USER @USER @USER Recouping a draft pick for Dermott around draft time would be smart imo"
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@USER @USER @USER Your nap has you rested and full of #takes
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"Liz what if it was a presidential candidate grabbing her crotch would that be ok <URL>",
"@USER @USER Hrank I โ m afraid you might be confused",
"@USER @USER Thanks but I'm not confused at all , Maxi"
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@USER @USER Hrank it โ s actually Bax Mrown . It seems you are indeed confused after all
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"Typical Labour . Playing the man , not the ball . <URL>",
"@USER Typical : instead of just saying , ' I didn't know the full title of the award , thanks for that ' , she lashes out at the messenger . Does no-one in 2020 Uk * ever * admit to being wrong / realise that they've made a mistake , and put things right ? !",
"@USER @USER Something so simple is so rare it's actually impressive when you see it on twitter .",
"@USER @USER @USER People on the Right often are a good deal kinder to each other than people on the Left .",
"@USER @USER @USER People on the right kind to people on the right . Sounds about right . #wearealrightjack #selfservatives"
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@USER @USER @USER Hmm not quite so . The quite willing to debate most scenarios while the Left do not . The Left tend to name call u to embarrassment and shout you down to shut you up .
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"โ You , all right ? I learned it from watching you ! โ #DontDoPons ๐ <URL>",
"@USER @USER So the GOP has determined that Menstruation is Left Wing Plot against them ! I'm sure they have told their Wives to Stop It !"
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@USER @USER Just hold it in like pee . Jeez ! Why do we wimmenz need to use our tampons ? Just hold it in !
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"@USER I will takes heads for $ 50 . You go tails",
"@USER Pick the winner for 50 . You can pick first"
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@USER @USER Live tweet your guy's bet results please lol
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"In the spirit of Valentine โ s Day , ladies , what โ s the best date you โ ve ever been taken on ? Let โ s discuss . <URL>",
"@USER Best date was my 30th bday , my husband took me out to eat , to a comedy show and got us a bed and breakfast room that had a private patio with a hot tub , all in one night . I was truly living my best life ."
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@USER Awww ๐ this tweet bout my hubby loving on me is doing baby numbers , so here โ s a pic of me and the hubby ( @USER ) from aforementioned date night & a throwback of the kiddos who let us go ๐ #lovelookslikeus <URL>
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"So what the fuck is wrong with people who get offended with sarcasm that is meant for entertainment ? Serious question ...",
"@USER In fairness , humor is subjective AF .",
"@USER Also , in fairness , sarcasm is conveyed through tone when we speak . It's not always obvious in text , especially if they don't know us . I know who I am , but if somebody is seeing me on Twitter for the first time it's just an avatar and a statement ... So did I mean it , or not ? <URL>",
"@USER And one more ... In fairness they may have run into a thousand asshats who say whatever they want on Twitter , and then when you call them on their bullshit they claim they were just kidding and insist that you have no sense of humor and should lighten up ... ( 1 of 2 )"
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@USER ( 2 of 2 ) So even if YOU are legitimately being sarcastic ... Sorry they ruined it for you , but they did , and you can never prove you're not one of THOSE assholes . So , please , think about adding . It keeps your message clear anyway . It's only 8 characters . ( #joke is 5 . )
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"HS2 is going ahead , Masonic insisted on it eh @USER we have people using food banks , veterans living on the streets , veterans being dragged thro court , but still the fast train for 9 people must plough on ! Possibly ยฃ 200 billion , definitely ยฃ 135 billion , an absolute con !",
"@USER @USER But those high flying business people & entrepreneurs that are the โ backbone of our economy โ will get from London - Birmingham 30 minutes faster ! 30 minutes ! Now doff your cap & tug your forelock in gratitude to our betters ..."
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@USER @USER @USER Meanwhile taking an extra hour to get to and from the stations due to congestion caused by underinvestment in our transport infrastructure .
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"@USER You didn โ t freeze to death ! Yay !",
"@USER Nope and I'm even starting to feel my toes again ๐",
"@USER The things we do for Kpop , man .",
"@USER It's great ! Honestly any seat here would be a good seat"
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@USER awesome . And it โ s like nearly sold out for MX .
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"This is the age of the nearly-identical yet completely incompatible connector . <URL>",
"@USER There โ s talk in the EU about forcing tech companies to adopt one standard .",
"@USER @USER I don โ t like that idea , I quite enjoy charger roulette"
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@USER @USER LOL ๐ ๐ .. I could make a 31/01 / 20 Brexit comment on not having to worry about standardization , but it might be too soon for that ( ? ) <URL>
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"( 1/5 ) I worked for a fair , honest , and transparent process , modeled after the Clinton trial , to provide ample time for both sides to present their cases , ask thoughtful questions , and determine whether we need more .",
"( 2/5 ) The House chose to send articles of impeachment that are rushed and flawed . I carefully considered the need for additional witnesses and documents , to cure the shortcomings of its process , but ultimately decided that I will vote against considering motions to subpoena ."
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@USER N . B . This thread was excerpted from the preface to the upcoming imagined best seller , โ Profiles In Cowardice โ
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"Spent the last few days crying in bed , mourning the death of my lifelong idol . Returned to see so many people stopped following me . Not surprised . One thing I learned from two prison terms is this : 99 % of people only want you in their lives if you โ re doing something for them .",
"@USER This is why the Bible says not to make any other human a Idol",
"@USER I figured someone would take that literally . Stfu"
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@USER you typed it I read it and responded you did not
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"Well , friends who read my ramblings on here ... You may remember that three weeks ago I had a meeting . A meeting to work on a forthcoming TV show . I put myself forward for any one of five possible positions . Though I say so myself , I do feel that I was cut out for any of them ...",
"... Possibly all five . Long story short - I โ m not wanted . And the email I received this evening , without directly stating the reasons - Indirectly stated the reasons . It sounds defeatist , but one has to know when to throw in the proverbial towel . This was my final chance .",
"Sure , it โ s disappointing that it โ s all over for me - But barring anyone declaring that they โ re actually looking for a middle aged , chubby , gap-toothed geezer ( and that โ s not an oft-wanted requirement ) , I have to accept that I โ m done in telly . So what to do now ?",
"Dunno . Voiceovers ? Such a crowded market . You have to be so lucky . I โ ll get thinking . But tonight , I โ m gonna do some comfort eating and watch Dave Allen to cheer myself up . Many loves , Choochie Faces ."
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@USER It โ s because you โ ve obviously not got the talent , brain or creativity to come up with something as mind blowing as The Masked Singer !
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"I love this whole #thick thing I mean , imagine broadcasting to the world that despite having the politicians , media , activist lawyers and speaker on your side you still lost to the ' thick ' people ๐",
"@USER I think the point is that there was a majority that lapped up the media perpetuated garbage that the EU was the root of all evils .",
"@USER You think that because you lost , and still refuse to look at the reality that the EU was a bad fit for the UK",
"@USER @USER Leave got more votes ( obviously with no external influence whatsoever ) but surely the fact that we โ re only now in the transition period should tell you that even the government doesn โ t know what you were voting for . So please enlighten us . What , exactly , do you think you โ ve won ?",
"@USER @USER Self governance An alien concept to EU fans , but it's actually pretty important",
"@USER @USER Trade deals and the power of combined influence . An alien concept to Leavers , but it โ s actually very important .",
"@USER @USER ' combined influence ' in practice simply means one-size-fits-all policy for 27 completely different states and economies . Inefficient and self defeating in the long term .",
"@USER @USER PS that โ s basically how the US governs itself .",
"@USER @USER The US is a country The EU is not . Not yet , anyway ."
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@USER @USER Anyway , listening to regurgitations of the same old tabloid spin isn โ t what I expected from you , Rich .
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"@USER Well most people don โ t know the nature of God . They don โ t know God . They think they do , but their knowledge and understanding and experience of God is limited . Sadly most people only know about God , and that , from what they โ ve heard from others .",
"@USER God is misunderstood because some people claiming to speak for Him , misrepresent Him , ascribing to Him acts He โ s not responsible for and motives He does not possess . This is an effect of shallowness and lack of revelation in our knowledge of God ."
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@USER It is an effect of our laziness towards our relationship with Him . And probably a symptom that we โ re not interested in Him as a person , instead , we โ re interested in what we can get from Him and how we can use Him for our profit . ๐
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"The #SuperBowlLIV Halftime show is like something out of Dante's Inferno . Pray for America .",
"@USER It โ s troubling that my Christian friends thought JLo on a pole and multiple crotch shots was fantastic ."
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@USER @USER Don't know you , but this sister in Christ agrees with you ! Stay strong ! How was God glorified in those performances , where was the good role modeling for our boys & girls ! Did ppl walk away encouraged to be better ... Or did people with addictions walk away to indulge .
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"America First ! Lots of sitting Democrats for this one ...",
"@USER @USER Its Been Obvious they hate OUR GREAT PRESIDENT @USER #TrumpDerangementSyndrome but the #Socialist & #MainstreamMedia that \" WORK FOR DEMS \" have let their mask fall & SHOWED THEIR TRUE HATRED FOR . These Disquesting Human Beings r now Sitting proving it ! <URL>"
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@USER @USER @USER How Can #DemocraticParty NOT BE for #wearethepeople . It's not just great news for it's Great news for , we need to Stop this hatred & Work together w / to help The people that elected U 2 Help Them ! ! <URL>
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"I never draw first blood , I believe in peace , and in Jesus Christ , but hypocrisy is hypocrisy . No matter how you flip it , so i am just gonna remain a loner . #BeFree #ItIsWhatItIs #PleaseMindYourBusiness <URL>",
"Do not mistake โ courtesy โ for weakness . <URL>",
"And do no mistake โ diplomacy โ for โ ignorance โ . I come in peace , and i plan to keep it that way . War is a waste of my time and resources . <URL>"
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You give respect to earn respect . I wonder where mine went ? #JokerKing #Loner <URL>
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"No ! No he won't ! And you damn well know it ! You coward ! ( Sorry . I think that's just * one lie too many * for me , today . ) <URL>",
"@USER @USER @USER I hope I run in to him in town . He โ s retiring near me . I โ ll never let him forget what he did .",
"@USER @USER @USER Lamar โ s career began by helping Patriotic Tennesseans swear him in as Gov early to prevent Governor Blanton โ s continuing bad behavior . #hypocrisy"
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@USER @USER @USER Surely TN Governor Blanton would โ think twice โ before doing bad things , so why did Alexander assume his office secretly , and before the voters anticipated ? #hypocrisy
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"even though they โ re miles apart from one another , they โ re looking into the same ocean . under the same sky . <URL>",
"@USER until u eat them in ur burgers"
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@USER @USER apple kills people charley , and ur worried about these cows providing me with nutrients
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"Dear #Tennis Gods : Send all of your positive energy to @USER tonight as he takes on @USER . #FedFans want #21 ! !",
"@USER @USER @USER Tennis Gods ? There only 1 #TennisGod & he can recognized as the #GoodTeacher of #Tennis , similar to being & a Good Teacher .",
"@USER @USER @USER And you consider that one god to be ?"
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@USER @USER @USER To use #RogerFederer as an example , he is the complete opposite of a #TennisGod . He is the #AntiGod ... . Basically , when it comes to being Good , he โ s not . I hope that helps you .
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"I will be spending my morning at a speed awareness course . Joy .",
"@USER I genuinely enjoyed mine ... I clapped at the end ( I was the only one ! )"
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@USER @USER Just been notified that I will be taking part in one in the near future
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"There are many different ways to run successful quality #Twitter account , but the basics remain the same : Engage , Retweet , Follow , Follow back , Unfollow , & Tweet โพ #TwitterTips เผบ ฯ โธ ๊ง ใ <URL>",
"@USER I have many who click like I guess because it's the easiest way to get that across . However , I feel if one like something it would be great if they could say why and to retweet so we don't have to keep tweeting the written word ."
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@USER There are many reasons for using , which is the fastest option to use on #Twitter , to show interest in content Due to Twitter doing more nasty things , like jumping us to top of #TimeLines , Likes are used as book marks often Likes are added to ๐ฅฐ
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"1 . The BBC produces amazing , world class content and is well worth ยฃ 150 a year . 2 . Switching to a subscription model would be financially ruinous for the BBC . Pick one of these . They can โ t both be true .",
"@USER The @USER need to take a long hard look at themselves to understand why they have become so unpopular ... to the point of being hated"
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@USER @USER @USER along with the ยฃ Millions they squandered on the new Eastenders set <URL> Then the of the actually reporting it's own ineptitude and incompetence
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"Outside the realm of music , Michael Jackson spent his life donating to charities , visiting hospitals , attending / speaking at key events for the empowerment of his people - all without asking for recognition . #MichaelJacksonBlackHistory <URL>",
"@USER Michael Jackson was a serial predator who used his fame as a shield while he groomed , manipulated , and abused children . #MichaelJacksonBlackHistory"
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@USER @USER Lmfaoooo spaniards white Caucasians pilgrims and missionaries use their religion to abuse oppressed and enslaved other nations that would ruin other races for years Black history month
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". @USER I have so much respect for you but I โ m really , really offended right now . I never expected to feel this way . You really got on @USER & said you don โ t know how folks eat in DC ? ! ? You must be eating in WASHINGTON . Let me know when you want to eat in * * DC * * ๐ <URL>",
"@USER @USER @USER Yaaas thanks for the love ! โค ๏ธ Our chef cooked for in April at the Issues Conference โ AOC , you โ re welcome to come by anytime for delicious breakfast sandwiches and egg + cheese arepas ! <URL>"
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@USER @USER @USER Just checked out the menu ๐คค Definitely checking out next time I'm in #town . I that I can easily identify what's #vegetarian on the !
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"I will always be the OG of the OC , but it โ s time to say goodbye to The Real Housewives of Orange County . It โ s been an incredible ride for 14 years and I want thank all of you for your support , for your love and for โฆ <URL>",
"@USER Thank goodness ! Your ego far outreaches your popularity ... happy trails",
"@USER It โ s called being confident and knowing my worth ! You should try it ."
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@USER @USER Confidence ? Is that why you changed your face , because you โ re so โ confident โ ?
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"Yeah , at @USER we need a naming convention so I can find every single dog channel in the biz . I keep belatedly discovering there are dogs I am missing cute photos & videos of and IT โ S A TRAVESTY ! <URL>",
"@USER @USER This . As soon as I joined , I scoured for all the dog channels and regular dog posters in dog council ... and all the actual leadership and d & i stuff too ;)",
"@USER @USER Short term , we should do a pinned post listing all the individual channels in #dogs or #dogcouncil and then point to it from the onboarding docs or something maybe ? #MeriAndShereeMostPopularCollab"
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@USER @USER @USER Love a good naming convention . My vote is for #good-bingo , #good-dustin , etc ๐ถ ๐
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